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Melvin and cleo have a sound knowledge of music..
Atleast cleo still ended up being a Rapper but in melvin's case "THE SPIRIT IS WILLING BUT THE VOICE IS WEAK"..

So Rihanna's Te amo lyrics was about lesbianism sef...
Cleo and melvin just educated me.. Atleast i now know that Te amo means '* **** ***'...
All the females on this thread ' Te amo to ya'all'... Lol##

Agbgift: At one point I thought it was staged.

Lol..

Lmao!!
This melvin dey mumu sometimes ooo..
Dillish was telling them that its a blessing cos they experienced double rainbow(na so she talk am) and Monkey rain(just like how we say an elephant is giving birth if rain isfalling and the sun is still shinning..) immediately they finshed cooking for the kids..
Dillish also pointed out that the weather was exactly how they reported it in their task presentation the other day..
Melvin now asked dillish::: Are you sure it insnt staged (fake)?.. Lol

Elikem over uses the west african word too much atimes!!
Annabel ....... Mrs obvious.
Elikem....... Mr west africa..
Melvin...... Mr bla bla bla..
Dillish.... Mrs I wil selaaaap you..
Bimp.... Mr fat kid.

Lol..
After several minutes if not half an hour of playing mind games on eachother and trying to trick one another into getting the water,a dehydrated cleo whose facial expression screamed "Water wan kill me ooh" made a quickk suggestion they shld all go down and get the water..
She for siddon there nah.. Lmao!!!

Walahi,if any of elikem or melvin go set the water,i will hateeeeeeee..lol
Dillish thinks she can trick them.. She said melvin shld go get the water and they will cuddle..
Melvin burst out laughing saying how on earth she thinks a trick as lame as that would work on an old man like him.. Lmao!!
Elikem told dillish to stop trying cos he and melvin are wise west african men..
Elikem said they shld cuddle for 10mins before they go bring the water.. Lol

Dillish dey use style tell melvin and elikem:: You guys are my friends but you nominated me..
Melvin just dey smile.. Lmao!!!
Dillish was stylishly waiting for a reply and probably from there,the conversation can get deeper and she can be rest assured that they didnt nominate her...
Lol.. The guys no send...

Lol.. Dillish still dey insist say melvin must go bring water.. Melvin no wan gree.. ..

Dillish dey tease melvin.. Not dat kind of tease ooo..

Melvin asking if boobs ac tear a dress.. Cleo:: Melvin,its hips that can tear clothes..Cleo:: boobs are soft..
Cleo ::: When was the last time you touched boobs..
Melvin::: when do you feel is the last time i did..
Dillish:: he touched boobs three months ago...
Elikem and cleo:: He did when he had sex with maria..
Melvin:: we only had sex three times..
Dillish::: its a lie.. Maria is not that kind of person...
Melvin::: **Still insists**
Dillish:: if maria did,then i am a foool...

Hahaha!!
Melvin :: You want it to be freer..
Elikem::: Ah han,what is Freer?

Wow!! Cleo looks hot in this her fish shaped attire..
My A.c don begin blow heat.. Cleo have mercy on my room temperature..

Pastor melvin finally wears his infamous golden robe after he spent several minutes annointing his body with oil..

In aboki's voice **kai,na por how dis elikem yaro take dey sewer am por dis ladies cloth without sewing machine.. Kai,elikem i be winch?**

Damn!!!! Jisssoo!! I must be a tailor walahi.. See as elikem dey enjoy..
Elikem:: slaps cleos butt like 7times and says "wait,i am adjusting the allowance"...

Dannyxy: mai hawka,kei yaro banza ne fa

Lmao!!

Na parachute dillish wear abi wetin?
Elikem dey try help her adjust am.. So this boy go pilot school..
Elikem na jack of all trades..

Prinze Elly: Uwaka!!!

Lol..

Dannyxy: i hope dillish dn't hv an underage sister?........na joke oh,make nobody pick offense

Lol.. Alhaji's are notorious for wanting to chuk young girls.. Dillish is the perfect taste,perfect age and to add sugar ontop of the garri,she can sacrifice something for money..
I remember one day when melvin was telling them about genevieve and her bond role,dillish said she wont mind having a nude scene if she's offered a role in bond's movie..

Elikem:: cleo,pls remind me when we get to babylon.. There is something itching me that i wanna tell you..
Dillish:: **says something**
Elikem::: dillish,you also have a secret you wanna spill..
Cleo::: Dillish,yours is not that serious,its normal..
Elikem:: ***agrees**
I am lost ooo...

Elikem assuring dillish that he will link her up with his manager Alhaji abdusalam for some acting role..

IyawoTM: @ Kslib
It is well, welcome bac.

@topic
Pity I hardly watch bb, these days. Work no gree make I see road. The small one wey I dey watch, to type na mata. Tnx true updaters for updating
U guys r 3 much. Much love

@all
Goodnightio, if u c me online na my e-twin. Na the thing sabi, me I don sleep. If una want do vampire reach 1313 this night put my name o,kslib, c'est moi, ochongs, SOM, et Al, copy?

Since you be person wife,i no know wetin to put cos i no sabi say just Good night just like that..
I dey always add something after Good night..
Wetin you suggest say make i put..?

Pastor Melvin starts the smoking session with a drag and elikem supports his ministry with a puff and cleo selas the service with a deep drag...
Na only dillish no dey smoke..
She dey form usher..

9ja4eva: Lol...whats with d smoking though?

Lol.. E no easy to stay that house for 91 days in front fo camera oo.. D housemates dey use their idleness discover their talent..
If you see the way cleo dey drag and puff her own yesterday,walahi you go pay to watch her smoke..
Cleo is the S that makes MOKING become smoking!!

Dillish:: You know,africa might think this is something else..
Elikem:: Its nothing hramless.. Its just vanilla tobacco.
Dillish:: Yes,but its just that the way you roll it makes it look dangerous.. Lmao!!
Dillish don use style tell africa say na just something simple dem wan smoke.. Lol

Elikem don dey wrap their tobacco.. Smoking session about to begin..

Josydaky: At this particular junction, my favourite threadmate is............
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.Kslib. Guy you lighten up this thread and put smile on my face.

See as you dey make me shame..
Tanx sweety..
Abeg help me modify ur post.. Abeg.. I dey shame..

oh-lala:
14 pages more. Claim it.

Lol.. That cant happen this night..

Kslib: Cleo and dillish were discussing.. They both want eacotther to survive.. Dillish said if cleo goes,she will be depressed and the last week wont be lively.. Cleo concurred..

My spellings this days na wa ooo...

Dillish:: **jokingly says** they want us to go...
Cleo::: **doesnt say aything**
Elikem:: Housemates are not nominating competitions but people who are their least favourites.. I dont know if thats how it should be....
Cleo::: **agress with elikem***
Dillish:: It has come to that point in the game that i dont mind my friend winnng if i dont .. I can easily call them and say,send me a flight ticket to your country...
Ok ooo.

Cleo and dillish were discussing.. They both want eacotther to survive.. Dillish said if cleo goes,she will be depressed and the last week wont be lively.. Cleo concurred..