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Elikem kumodzi the tailor sitting in the jacuzzi,looking up to the heavens and probably using his thoughts to Measure how much his tailoring boys have been able to Stich so far and using his hands to Sew together how much money they have made since he left!!

Judas2013: I laugh at your childish ignorance

How do you know God is light years away and he is willing to help you from another planet? There probably is no God. The same white people who told you God lives in heaven are the same people telling you it was all made up.

Why use the word 'probably' since you are very sure there is no GOD?..
Besides,i just gave that example just to illustrate how everything including some religious stuffs has an explanation and not to argue with you if there is GOD or not..
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To me,GOD is that natural force that always prevail against evil and brings balance in the universe so that all evil can be wiped off... I dont have a religion but i believe in KARMA and its only logical for me to call whatever,whoever made or is behind the idea of karma GOD..

Why elikem dey wear glass for night when he enter jacuzzi...
Abi he dey use am zoom dose girls honey pot..

Na so so opposite dey happen these days:::
Humans normally eat fishes but fishes like Pacu are now eating humans..
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Boko haram normally kill xtianss but now dem don begin kill the opposite..
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Normal humans cant see clearly at night but one boy for china boy don begin see for night like day...
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We hear normal stories like 'teacher molest student' but na student don dey molest teacher ...
Na wa oooo...

This is one deadly asset nature will not mistakenly bestow upon an upcoming Nigerian witch..
Even with normal eye,dem still dey opearte for night,if dem con get this boy eye,na im be say we the ordinary people go dey sleep for afternoon and carry out normal activities for Night...

What does this slang mean? "As a Jersey"..
All the housemates have been using it lately and me no know wetin e mean.. They always laugh when they say or use it when talking..

9ja4eva: LOL... bros e go be una like film trick if Bev win mehn.

I want make melvin win am but if no be him go win am,then i want make bev win!!
If none of the Nigerians win am,then make Angelo win am..

Things i picked up from dillish diary session today:::
1.. She came across as someone who has kately become very boastful.. She said the housemates are targetting and want to kick her out.. She said cleo told her that the housemates want to kick her out cos she's competition and has been saved many times by africa..
2.. She wanted to play victim in front of africa.. She kept saying things like the housemates think cos Namibia is only a country of 2million people she cant go anywhere far in the game but now she's here..
3.. She kept saying that the housemates were looking down on her before and didnt take her serious but are now realising that she is a threat and might as well win the money..
4.. She was very pissed that bev told her that she is beautiful and that africa will save her.. She said bev is trying to tell her that she doesnt have a personality and the only yhings that appeals africa about her is her beauty...
5.. She said she is happy for bev and melvin for making the finals.. She said bev is a nice person and melvin a fantastic guy!!
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In summary,i noticed that dillish feels she is a target and housemates want her out.. I dunno if its me but she sounded boastful and was playing victim at the same time!!

@Agbgift thanks!!

Bimp and melvin said the most shocking eveiction ever was that of Motamma..
Thats weird though!!

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Na angelo dey always first finish im food!!
##no time##

Food is ready and a sleepy elikem automatically comes back to life..
Even lazarus wait for good 3times before he gree wake-up from grave..

Dillish::: people are hungry mehn.. We can kill(eat) eachother..
And the camera zooms melvin.. Lmao!!

See enough meat aebg!!! No wonder dem dey big..

Dillish:::: i be naija babe..

ella.b:
Welcome back sweetie

Thanks sweetie..

Dannyxy: trust me nw,i go do wetin i suppose do dat day

Correct..

I see beverly winning the money!!!
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I mean the N250,000 that popular guy scammed her for visa...

This one wey elikem dey give cleo and dillish hope say 'selly go take care of their ticket fare to ghana'..
Selly fit dey cushion dey shout 'NOOOOO'!!!

Dannyxy: ~team sober reflection~...this is danny reporting 4 sobriety F.m...hmmmm

I hope you dey plan for that babe come sunday.. No fall my hand oo..

Elikem:: Guys,this potato frying is a waste of ffucking time...
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The guy no fit endure again..

Cleo:: Elikem you look sleepy..
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Methinks its a trick he's using to make cleo cook the food faster...
##team man-must-wac##

Cleo dey cook,see as Melvin dey happy..

@safari, @c'est moi, @ella.b, @iyawo TM, @skipofem,@9ja4eva and my man @ostrich.. **forgot few**
I didnt reply and that was rude of me,abeg make una sorry.. I no fit explain why i no fit reply cos of some reasons .. I wanted to but couldnt.. E pass my power
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Biko!! One blood,One love,One Africa..

Hey @hiteelong,am cool,i dey kampe.. Just decided to lay low for sometime cos e be like say i unknowingly press person button for real life via online thinking it all ends here.. Lol.. Got a PM..
Na so people dey take become depressed,before you know it them go do the unthinkable.. Lol
I just say make i go on vacation and the opportunity came at the right time.. I been think say Hopefully i no go post again but something con hit me...
Some people na egg for here,i con realise say they aint mentally tough like i anticipated them to be,so in other not to break the egg,na just to avoid the egg at all cost..
Anyway,atleast i still win something sha.. Person send me PM,we bet and i win..lol
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I no go tell you wetin we bet for and why but its still good to know that they are also nice people here who understand ***** ...
**you know yourself**..
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E get some people wey get wetin oyinbo people dey call "natural negative energy" and dem dey carry am come online and me no dey like that kind enviroment cos e dey make me wan vomit..
12 more days before the finale no go kill me/us...
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Lets all endure just like how owl-neal tolerated the housemates and vice versa despite them having diff energy levels.. We are in the Big brother house and in 12 days to come,we all will be evicted and go back to our various countries..
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Shalom!!!!

Lmfao!!!!!!

sureteeboy: Science and their attempts to derail all religion, especially christianity. Some elements of truth may be in their survey, but, attributing all Near Death Experiences to this is just as illogical as it is insane.

Ah!! How did science attempt to derail religion with this research?
.. For every reaction or anything thing in life to happen,there must be something that caused it nah...
The researchers only gave us the things,like movement of light etc and other factors that combine to form Near Death Experiences as an end result..
Even prayers and the frequency with which they travel to meet God also has a scientific explanation..
Example::: You can sit down with your dad in the sitting room and whisper softly so he cant hear you but God who is million light years away from you can hear what you whispered...
When a scientist observes that,he tries to explain why it happens,he tries to know the frequency throught which your voice travelled at such amazing speed to meet God within 1/2 sec..
The fact that scientist are giving physical explanations to how things happen including those that relates to religion like Near death experiences,dreams and etc doesnt make the evil or illogical like you said!!!
Maybe you were expecting them to quote one bible passage to back their research.. I am sure if they had used the scripture as proof for their research,you would have been satisfied!!!

There is always an explanation for everything..
Nice research!! Atleast it didnt imply that NEAR Death Experience is an illusion..

Amaechi5: Kslib na here u dey and u wan vote dillish? Hmmmmmmmm in BIGGIE VOICE

Hmmmmn..

sexymoma: SMH

Lmao!!.. I am just having fun ooo..
E be like say you don dey suspect me and my stance on enjoying honey...
I be one man one bottle... Lol