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Angelo and elikem sitting in the jacuzzi with their shorts!!!

megliz: Something means nothing to me.smoke na smoke.especially with d way Mel and eli are puffn out d smoke thru their ears and nose.not so good for someone who detests smoking.

Number 1.. I am not argueing with you if he's smoking or not.. I just told you to be specific cos melvin,cleo,angelo,elikem and cleo's wasnt a cigar but something wrapped in paper..
I know say smoke na smoke,but i just told you to be specific..
Secondly,when did you see eli and melvin emit smokes from their ears..
Madam,check well,maybe na your brain dey roast and give out smoke and you dey mistake am for the one coming from mel and eli..
##no offense##

Dillish:: Melvin,what part is your favourite?
Melvin:: I dont have.. **your own dey always different**
Dillish::: Its your lips.. You are obsessed with your lips.
Mel::: Why do you say so?
Dillish:: you lick it always.. See,you are doing it now..

Dillish:: cleo,waht part of your body is your favourite?
Cleo::: My mind..

Krasid: Wait,let me guess,BIMP?

Yes bimp!!!
Pls unquote that post,i made a mistake there in my english..
I don modify am.. Go quote am again.. Tanx..

Angelo:: What is your favourite part of your body!!!
Dillish::: My eyes..
Angelo::: No,its your bum..
Dillish:: No its my eyes and i also love my belle...

Angelo asking the diff between tobacco and cigarettes and the master of smokery is telling him the difference and the ingredient that makes tobacco kabooom!!!

megliz: Am I dreaming or wat? Since wen did melvin start smoking? Even elikem and delish. Habatically I'm confused gan.

When giving such updates,you have to be specific..
Yes they are smoking something wrapped in a paper!!!

Dillish finishes her wrap first!!
Cleo keeps dragging her's like a pro..

Dillish's,elikem's,cleo's,angelo's and melvin's cigar is something wrapped in paper and not real!!
But they are smoking it though!!

Every single soul in BBA is smoking right now..

Whaaaaat? Those people are just not mentally ok.. Are they talking about calabar or another place?
If they were bringing their pet dogs,i would have understood their fear but their reasons are just pure fuckery!!!

No be joselyn be that woman wey get big hips.. Those hips of her's fit lap Nigeria to the promise land!!

Haba,@OP,this aint fair nah.. You are putting us in a very tight angle..
Why not upload the picture of your bosoms so we can give you the best advice..

Ashabie: Seems the ops has o corrupt mind.what's wrong in touching ones brother while laughing,tot we re brothers n sisters in christ? And again how does touching ones lap arose such person,egbon seems u need self control o,dnt conterminate innocent soul.

Are you sure you're not the babe the OP is talking about?..
I'm sure you will like it when a brother in christ laughs with his hand on your bosoms and squeezes your nipple with the next laugh...
It will be the end of the road for any girl who will rub my laps in an unusual manner all in the name of laughter..Walahi, na laugh me sef go take pull her pant,give her belle for church!!!

Who ended the relationship? Your bro or the chick?
Why did the relationship end?
How long did your bro spend with her?
Have they had sexxx?
Answer this questions and use your conscience to decide if what you're doing is ok..

Why will you feel bad cos your GF is moaning during intimacy? Abi your priick get barb wire?

Ajibam: Something like dat,,,
I mistakenly kissed her

Lol.. You really deserve the slap!! But why you no wait for green light first nah?

Respect!! Respect!! Respect!!
You need to respect her decision since she doesnt fancy backdoor entry.. I cant just picture someone doing that to someone he intends to marry.. Anyways,people are different..
Person dey give you front door to take enter house,but na back door dey hungry you..

ProminentStar: Apple go soon leave Samsung face Tecno. btw: men those guyz are improving biiig time.

Techno?
I believe Nigeria will be enjoying 247electricity before apple even realises that a company like techno exists!!!

If samsung is guilty,then no wahala.. Afterall,samasung would have done the same if they were in Apple's shoes!!!

So na so dat guy take carry short sleeve!!!

Bev's diary SS:::
She said the weekend was great and that her revealing who she saved was something she had to do..
Bev said feza also left and that she took it well.. She feels housemates are not targetting couples but has to do with your personality and how you relate with people.. She feels feza and oneal withdrew form people and didnt mix hence why they were nominated.. She feels her and angelo will not be a target cos they mix with people,the housemates love her and angelo is also loved by the housemates!!!
She said her and angelo are getting stronger and that she loves him.. She said she didnt come into the game with any strategy and didnt expect to fall in love but she did for angelo.. She said just like every relationship has its up and down,so does theirs.. She said angelo said she throws tantrums atimes and make him look stupid in front of everyone but she doesnt see's it that way.. She said she is a very playful person and apologises to angelo when he feels bad..
She gave an example of when she fried a chicken and was about eating it when water poured on it.. She said angelo told her to throw it away but she said why should she when she can just drain the water and eat it.. She said she now called melvin infront of angelo and told him that angelo doesnt want her to eat the chicken and angelo got pissed at her for making him look stupid.. She said she apologised to him and they moved on..
Bev said she doesnt takes things too serious and that she isa very playful person in nature.. She added that angelo is also playful and stubborn and so is she.. Bev said she is a very very stubborn woman and that her and angelo have that stubborness in them but she loves him..
Biggy asked about how dillish took her swapping and bev said dillish took it well and told her that she is her friend and already knew that she's been swapped.. Biggy asked about how that has affected her relationship with dillish and she said they are still good..
She said she cnat really mention about her top 5 but will like to see herself,angelo,melvin and elikem there..
She said hope she has represented well and said "daddy denrele,hope i have did well".. Bev added that she knows denrele will flog her small when the game ends cos she knows she has been stubborn..
About her journey in the game so far,she said she was already confident of reaching here and not just this stage but further in the game...
She said the vids from home was really fantastic and would love to watch it again cos the excitement of seeing her peeps didnt allow her to concentrate..
She said she loves her mum and charity and hope she has made them proud and know they love her too..
She said she knows she has been a good representative to africa and knows she is a model to african youths!!!

Bev's diary session..
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Melvin's DS::
His weekend was great and definately interesting.. The videos from family back home was something that came as a surprise and they cherished it very well..
He said they will love to see the vids again cos most of them were over-whelmed and couldnt listen to what their loved ones were saying in the vid..
He said the evictions also was also one of the high points of the weekend.. He said even before feza left,they all discussed about it and she told them how to handle her exit cos she had that gut feeling that she was going.. He said they did as she said by not getting too emotional and that she handled it well...
He said nobody is guaranteed a top spot in the finals except elikem cos the game is very much unpredictable.. He said he is very grateful to have reached this stage but will still like to be in the final..
Biggy asked about his top 5 and he said he is sorry to disappoint biggy co he cant really say who will make the top5 but hopes he get there.. He said his reasons being that those who he had thought were very strong didnt make it,those who he thought wouldnt have made it have made it so far,so it very much says alot about how unpredictable the game is..
He said he had no strategy coming into game and that all he had to do was just to be himself!!!
Biggy aske about his biggest threat to winning the money and he said he cant mention anyone cos everybody at this stage is a threat cos for them to make it to this stage really shows that they are strong competitiors to winning the money.. He said anyone can win the money and that if he felt his personality or person couldnt help him win the money,then he wouldnt have been here in the first place.. He said the prize is up for grabs and that an unexpected person can win the money...
He said he hopes that africa votes him if he's up for eviction..
He requested for two things..
1... That the family vids be played again cos most of them didnt really sit down to listen cos of the excitement..
2.. That biggy should provide them with aother ball or give them the go ahead to climp up and pick the ball sitting there..
Biggy said its not is fault that they didnt listen to their family vids and that he will see what he can do concerning the ball..
He said how sure are they that when he provides another ball,they wont do the same and melvin promised to take care of the new ball...

Angelo's DS:
He said his weekend was great and everyone is waiting for sunday and being supportive of bev..
He said he aint shocked feza left cos she hasnt been herself.. He said his relationship with bev is getting serious.. He said being in a relationship has its bitter side like hearing what you dont wanna hear but it is alos part of being ina relationship...
He said bev's drinking is challenging cos when she's drunk she throws tantrums and get upset when he doesnt respond.. He said he wants her to be happy about herself and not depend all her happiness on him.. He says he want hee to be a strong woman..
Angelo said he has been trying to make her quit her smoking habit but someone cannot quit waht they dont want to.. He said bev tells him sorry all the time but he understands cos she's is somehow insecure about the relationship but its understandable cos she stillhas doubts about the status of their relationship..
Biggy asked if bev is becoming a burden and he said not exactly but he feels she tries too hard to proove her love for him..
Regarding nominations,he said bimp tries to play the victim card sometimes and try to make people pity him.. He said bimp is still a nice guy though.. He said elikem has been handling the HOH very well,he said everyone wants to survive and feels people are sucking up to elikem.. He said he himself wants to survive..
He said he is also nervous but hopes he survives next week.. He said he has lived up to africas's exppectation..
Biggy asked about his biggest threat to winning the money but he said he's not threatened and that africa knows what they want.. He wants someone who will do something good with the money to win it...
Biggy asked why he looked nervous and he said he's just a bit emotional and has been thinking too much lately.. He said he is thinking about tonight.. He said he is not perfect,his character has been tested,he said he has tried to be him everyday,he is still glad to be here..
He said he will find something uplifting to do like talking to bev and knows she will help him get through..
His session ended with biggy giving him some deep motivational talks!!!!!

Whaaat? No be 1,no be 2,no be 3 but 6 different women...
Make the man go report himself at the nearest police station for mis-use of joystick!!
How he go release sperm inside 6 diff women.. Even dangote no dey release money like that!!!
He has committed an act of FUCKERY and should be brave enough to face the music.. It only takes a brave man to do what he did...
Its one thing to have a joystick and another to know how to use it!!
The man should add another 6 women to make the number a dozen!!!
Na when im priick bone make "kraa kraa" na im him eye go clear..

So of all places wey dey human body,na dat place dem like pass..
See ear wey get soft biscuit bone,dem no chop..
See lap wey enough meat dey,dem no chop..
See belle,dem no gree chop..
Dem waka pass neck,pass nose,pass chest,past belle con focus on testicles!!!!
Haba,this one no be fish..
Since human beings don dey over populate the earth,nature don begin send natural remedies!!
Make una better ready ooh cos small time,goat go begin chop toto!!

Just beacause i'm posting for the thired time doesnt mean i will again!!

Just because you said the last person to post here wins doesnt mean this thread will reach page 50..

@Op,Just beacuse i'm posting on this thread Doesnt mean your little trick worked!!