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Today,Nigeria will lock horns with bafana bafana.. Super eagles vs bafana bafana.
Melvin vs Angelo..
If Nigeria win,na melvin get the money,If SA win,na angelo get am,if them play draw,beverly will end up with no country vote...
Shalom!!!

Dillish dey test...

Tuso: Elikem na

Ok,ask google..

Am i the only one seeing three people beside her in that pic.. One by her right hand,one at the left and she sat on the third person making it 4 in total including her..

fork adict: ha ha ha ha ha ha! No wonder your posts dey always smell.

@Kslib, I think you should be the face of DMT MOBILE TOILETS. E fit you well well.

Na lie.. E dey smell na im you dey always quote am..
Na anytime wey i wash cloth i dey quote you cos the foam comes in handy..
I think companies who produce detergents like Omo,klin,ariel and zip should kidnap you cos you dey make them loose potential customers...

Bev dey test..

C'est moi:
lol! go away u pervert!

You senior me ooo..

Cleo said the name of her food is 'pasta aliaMULENGA..
Na their papa name dem dey use end the dishes...

Lol.. Bimp is testing.. I have noticed that they always have this funny facial expression whenever they taste dillish's food..
Maybe the food too sweet..

alfafemale: Call me a freak, buh am enjoying this showdown between KSLIB nd FORKADDICT . Two dog matic fellows, watching to see who backs out 1st.

Why you dey call the guy Dog na..? Haba

Shooor!! Cleo dey chop instead of testing..

Hehehe!! If melvin win this cooking task,ambulance go con carry people go hospital for this thread ooo..

Elikem finishes his session and writes down their scores on a piece of paper..Cleo takes over..

Tuso: Pls any1 show me the link 4 de 1 campaign
Thanks

Who u wan vote for? Answer first?

Hahaha!! Dillish is a clown..
When elikem got to ther table,she said 'Good evening sir,have i told you that you are very handsome'... Lol

Melvin said the name of his dish is 'melvilicious pastalicious'...

### mevilicious for the mooola##

Elikem starts the testing session..
If to say them allow melvin start the testing,the food no for go round..

IyawoTM: Elikem 's profile ke
The link is for that article.
Yes, it's Dillish believing that Elikem saved her....is she being for realz?

The link you posted directed me to elikem's profile more than once but i knew you were referring to dillish's alleged delusion..
I watched when dillish said it and she was just joking,nothing serious sef..
She said elikem saved her and put melvin and elikem now said she came close and she changed it to 'he saved her and put up bev'.. Everybody was there and it was just a joke.. The housemates didnt even pay too much attention to them cos melvin was busy painting and others doing other things...
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I dont even know why they wrote that article atall.. Maybe their hand just dey scratch them..

safarigirl: how do you know they are beer parlour rumours? Have you done investigations? Are you on twitter? You think it's by ditting in your office and reading NL updates that you'll know what others are thinking of?

Please when did Selly propagate rumours? The best rumour monger in that house was Beverly (apologies to toeam Bev) not Selly....you see when I day you don't even know who's who?

Melvin is the BEST housemate this yearN he has been Nigeria's BEST ambassador because he showed a side of Nigerians Africans aren't used to. He has made the most impact on the lives of housemates, even going so far as restoring Bimp's belief in God and the Bible.

IF E DEY PAIN YOU, FEEL FREE TO LOCATE THIRD MAINLAND BRIDGE WITH GPS AND DO A JIMMY JATT, JUMP OFF

@fork addict might survive the first jump cos he's very fleshy..
Abeg @addict,if you survive the first jump,abeg stand up,climb up and jump again..
Shalom..
##no hard feelings##

Housemates setting the table and getting ready for the testing and marking session..

Bev is the last one still cooking.. Must she be last in everything?..
Last born in the house..
Last person you will wanna tell your secret..
Last person you will wanna trust with your drunk hot virgin brother..
Na wa ooo..

IyawoTM: http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com/Profile/2824/Elikem.html?site=fullsite


Is dis article a joke or was she Dillish, being serious? I really wanna know

Lemme guess,dillish thinking elikem saved her right..?
But why did you trick me into clicking elikem's profile..

Bimp and bev cooking seperate meals..

Dillish sat comfortably on Melvin's lap for minutes...
The return of mellish will be deadly...

Dannyxy: u dn't even knw y am smh...the truth is that all your respond to my post made no sense... As a melvin fan i posted reasons y melvin should be voted 4,that's my duty as a fan, if ur brain wzn't so full of soap water, u would hv knwn that your job as an anti-melvin fan is to post reasons y he should nt be voted nd do it diplomaticly,bt u decided to start attacking my post nd making unneccessary noise about like a lost baby chicken who hz nt eaten lunch...anywayz shallom

Hahahaha!!! No wonder im posts dey always FOAM....
..
@fork addict,i think you should be the face of CANOE SOAP!!!

C'est moi:
wat do u think?

Seeing is believing and touching, further confirms the state of matter you just saw..
I wanna see and use my hands to know if its...
Solid
Liquid or
Gas..

fork adict: Good to know that you agree with my reason for calling Melving Mighty.

Guy, there's nothing like BBA Ajegunle. BBA Ajegunle means Big Brother Africa Ajegunle. Does that make sense to you? I know it doesnt. So it should be BB Ajegunle. Olodo.

Shalom.
##no hard feelings##

Eyaaah.. Sorry for not breaking it down to your level..
Now,Ajegunle is the place where all the BB Addicts across africa who didnt qualify for the auditions will camp..
I heard from a reliable source that Sean kingston and fat joe will be joining you guys as special guests...
Rick ross will be doing the job of IK and Princess the comedian will be Biggy..
I am very sure you'll qualify.. I believe in you..
Have MIGHY fun guys... Nwo go there and make all the size 99's proud..
##fork addict for the moola##

Kai,bimp e don do nah.. See as he dey deep fry the tomatoes.. Even beverly's brain which has been fried hasnt experienced this much heat and oil nah.. Haba

I wanna thank the Oduah's for allowing thier son to represent Nigeria.. The whole of Nigeria including beverly's mum and charity are very grateful for allowing such a rare gem represent the green white green nation..
It means alot to us...

fork adict: LMAO. The mighty isnt bold enough. And for a post that lengthy, i expected to see at least ten Mighty Melvin contained therein.

Mighty Melvin? Yes he should be described as such cos he has the mightiest set of teeth in the competition this season. UP MIGHTY MELVIN!!!!!

Its good to know that you're a fork ing Addict when it comes pointing out his TEETH just to give yourself confidence that you're not the only MIGHTY one when it comes to being overweight lol..
...
The earlier you realise that you both share being MIGHTY in common,the better.. Him teeth wise,you weight wise..
All hail the MIGHTY Addict...
..
Whether you like it or Not,Melvin is MIGHTY and will show how mighty he is on the 25th and When he does that,he will shine that Teeth on satage and prove how MIGHTY a fat loser you are.. While he is busy flexing and signing autographs,you will be busy hitting the gym so that you can loose weight and atleast qualify for the auditions of BBA AJEGUNLE.. Lol
Shalom!!!
## no hard feelings##

IyawoTM: Yes o, wen I no b vampire
Kslib n Ocho be want make Oga query me
Funny enuff that night I woke up and saw 1224, tot I cud make it in da morning, for where..

Eyaaaaah.. Ndooooo..
But laugh nearly finish me that night when i see your handle immediately we knack that page and u con vanish within 3 secs... Lol
Anyway,i happy for you sha cos atleast you make 13;13..

Wetin dillish carry for head nah.. Haba..