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jovialjov: Mmmh!*giggles*

I just killed one mosquito,yay!!!!
My skin is messed up already oh,its maternity gown things for this coming xmas

Lol @maternity gown!! Ndooo!!

You dont use mosquito nets?.. As for me sha-- mosquitoes dont bite me, no matter what. They dont pick up my natural scent.. Lucky me!!
Endure a little dear, it'll soon be day-break!

Sleep tight ehn!! Off to bed!

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Na my cousin send me o, I go follow.

Choi! Edge, ke? You dey try sha. That edge no be am at all, at all.

You go soon doze on top your lappy, dey watch. No go sleep, na when you chop upper cut you go hear.[/color]

I dey manage edge till i travel back.. Choi!! I don suffer!!

One of the updates na just ordinary tiny 53mb but his thing take 1minutes 45secs just to enter one percent... Shiiiooorr!! I don die!! I dey vex seriously!!

Rubbish!!!

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]For real, 8 na war. I never even use quarter of wetin ein come with. Who send me message?

Yes, yes, I no dey watch film w/out headset or earphone. E dey somehow to me, e remain small make I dey use headset dey watch TV sef cuz I dey like hear almost everything.

You go old for there. How many GB?[/color]

Who send you!

I no know how may Gb cos E no dey show.. e go just connect the internet, download new/latest drivers from microsoft then apply.. Worst of all, na edge man dey use via jokiu-spot(wifi).. Using my phone and airtel sim as hotspot since mtn dey eff up

Ignore typos abegl sleep wan kill me but i must update this thing tonight!! Man vs computer

jovialjov: Jesuu!!
Hope the fingers you using in typing those break from your hand

lmao!!

Eh, easy babe!! .. **carries her and tickles her waist***
Dont mind me jare-- was secretly praying for those bloody mosquitoes to vanish and stop picking on your smooth skin!

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Lmao @ make 8 wait first.

No, no be TV I go use, na lappy. E get one action korean movie like that wey dey + I wan follow up for Arrow, The Walking Dead and The Originals.[/color]

na true ooo!! i never finsih with 7, na 8 and Im wahala i go con begin face? Abed i neva wan old from stress!!!

I know say na lappy .. You go use headset be that!!

This windows update is killing me.. Update already goddamit!!

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Lmao.

Windows update? Badt guy. 7 or 8?
Insomnia dey keep me awake. Make I find film to watch or stuff to design. Walahi, I hate this. [/color]

eight ke?

Na 7 ooo!!! E get all wetin I need for now.. Make 8 wait first!

Film go make sense but you no go disturb?

jovialjov: I know you were the one that sent them*heartless guy*

I hope the heat heats up your skin, so it'll be softer for those poor homeless mosquitoes to feed on ..


Just kidding!!








Hope the mosquitioes eat every part of your body..

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]*falls under bed to peep*[/color]

Punch his eye!!

My lappy na im dey keep me awake.. windows update dey prove stubborn..

toxxxxxxx: U take your drugs last nite at all?

Oh!! You mean the one for man power!! Come-on, i need not any drugs-- I get alomo for blood!

You liked it eh!!

Idowuogbo: Kai! Conji na bast@rd... Dude, how is the thing doing u? As in, do u feel like stripping?

For your mind nah!!!

Oya go sleep!

jovialjov: Kslib,my frenemy*

Hey,am not a night walker joor.
I was woken by mosquitoes and heat

Mosquitoes and heat? Oh biy!! See combination nah..

spikes C: lol...which one? this?

Lmfao!! The first boy no well oo!!! Saved!!

Its not this.. The boy was celebrating alone in that one.. Abi na caseless dey post am sef.. He wore one cardigan like that with long trouser!!!

Idowuogbo: *grabs hers water gun and start spraying him with holy water**

Oya d conji demons in Kslib, March out!! 1,2, march!!

Water gun? .. Now its getting freaky..

Don forget to wear that police oufit and use that long koboko on me.. I dont mind!!

My typos don dey too much, abi na sleep?!! 12 don pass sef..

Sleep!

Jovial the night walker!

Idowuogbo: Eee!

Osanobua!! I bind u!!!!

!! My God!!

Erm dear. Are you binding both my hands to the wall or to the side of the bed?

Idowuogbo: Naughty boi! Liv mee joor!

I need donations nau... Guys, every little counts... Please consider our own.

@bolded!! ..
Cece, you are naughty!! Oya come bed let me put you to sleep nah.. I promise not to do anything that will lead to me, donating to you even though you asked for my donation!!

Idowuogbo: No joor! I need help! We need u guys nau...

Help? Which type ? No cry again nah!! Ndoo!!

Oya come climb bed and talk to me!!

toxxxxxxx: Hahahahaa,lwkmd.

E dey sweet you for body shey?

Toxx be like "awwww--- K(yea thats what she calls me) you are so sweet.

prof800: @njokusboy sorry for interrupting your flow..and thanks for the response..
you can ride on freely now cos I see you're about to 'get laid'.
I'm sure the feminine moiety is already mad at me.
Enjoy yourselfs!


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Add:
@kslib i heard you ooo...if ar catch you ehn? You dey threaten your guy abi..? *taka*

Abeg ooo!! You be my guy- who go un-ban me when i look for trouble? Na You na..

I been wan say if you try am, that will be your last post as a mod, but I no wan put fear for your body..

spikes C: Atleast we have new faces today

Nomski sup, longest of times

kslib sup. ***Real madrid is winning 4 to 1 ****

Oya do the azonto

I dey my guy!! As for that match-- I dey vex. Wetin make me miss am no worth am atlast at-all!!

I must download am watch tomorrow.. Too bad I don see scores but pls dont tell me who scored for us.. I am eager to know if My CR7 scored-- If yes, how many? but i cant ask.. Eissshh!! Want to watch ot fresh tomorrow!



As for azonto, that one na for sure-- Abeg post that funny Meme of that little boy dancing, the one on cardigan shinning his teeth .. It cracks me up big time!

Nomski0: If you promise to upload one of yours, then yes.

Turn off that bossy mode jor

Hey-- look here honey you already have one of my assets in your museum, so putting up another for exhibition isnt a good idea, so young lady----- upload now.. I mean it..

Why should I?

lertee: Jeeez,you are such a crook,ochon knows you better ,
make toxxxx husband catch you first,na then you go know say oven hot.

Me? Crook?

just so you know dear, that emticon up there doesnt mean i was hurt--- was just showing Njokus what you did to me with your lipstick!!

Nomski0: This is becoming scary. Are you this bossy

Erm, dont flatter yourself dear----- scary ko, scanty ni!

Bossy? This is justt he tip(i didnt type n.ipple). There is way I'll command you to give me your password and an outsider will actually think i own it.

Ok serious, are you keeping your own end of the deal by uloading two or not? A yes or no wil do.

##bossy mode activated***

lertee: I will bite your nose o

You pass ear,forget chest, ignore hand con choose nose to bite-k just a little above my lips.. Hehehe!!

Look lertee dear, I know i have been giving you some vibes and greem light but see dear, I cant cheat on my friend Njo with his love.. I cant break he bro code ok!!

I know you might ne using toxxx as a motivation to **you know** but what toxy didnt tell you was that what we(I and herslef) shared was just for a night!

njokusboy: Haha, how e take affect you Don't u know blue apples are rare Lertee is my blue apple

Lol. Ok oo!

Nomski0: First, you have to agree to upload yours!

Man u scores!

You've seen me and probably have my pic on your phone, which I HOPE NOT, so why will i upload another?

You will upload yours with or without mine-- are we clear?