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Reincarnated: Mehn which heartbreak? I'm the one that broke their hearts

Hmm no be only you. I think she has another moniker here... who u dey suspect?

Why this ting dey re-direct me go seun advert page nah...

I no go tell you who i dey suspect!
Read in-between the lines and you go see !!!

joeydozzy: Nope, my correction to your theory means that it doesn't make sense. It should be the other way around. I'm defending my own gender which you ain't

I really hate the phrase "Next time"

And if you reply this saying the thread is a joke, my argument and "mumu"part is too

Lol.. Eish joe!!

Its about how life isnt fair to men nah, so whats wrong with that theory if it goes against my gender, isnt that what its all about?

Well, its not in my position to tell you if the thread is a joke or not. Someone who is so smart that he just jumped from no-where without even understanding what's going on, should also be smart enough to decipher if its all for jokes or not, and not wait to be told by the same person he called 'MUMU'.. I no wan argue again or derail this thread with un-neccessary explanations which at my best bet, will lead no-where other than stretch this thread with many un-neccessary posts. So i'll let his shiit dry at this particular juncture. You should also do the same prof!

alutacontinua: You should have just stopped at no 19.
No 20-29 no just make any sense sam-sam
Not like 1-19 did but we for still manage am
No offeinse

No offense taken my dear!
Awwww, you see--- It isnt meant for everyone to understand.. A brain is just like a tooth to some extent.. A baby tooth is for milk and not for meat.. So lets say '20-29' is meat to your brain, thats if your brain were to be a tooth..

Erm, i no expect you to understand the above sha.. I will understand if you eventually dont..

joeydozzy:

You're supporting the wrong gender here

...

Read the title of the thread again.. Erm, Do you even know what this thread is all about?

Your correction to my theory would be more useful if a lady should deem it fit to open the opposite of this thread-- thats if you even get what this last paragraph means..

And next time, if you want to correct somebody(which you failed in this case) pls learn to do that in a polite manner. It saves the embarrassment,just in-case you are wrong and end-up being corrected by whom you wanted to correct..

Peace!!!

joeydozzy: You fail maths?
It's what you have to offer

Men= money
Women= Sex

Anything wrong in failing maths?

I based that on what each loves and not in relation to what they both offer individually , mr professor mathematics.. Abi na you wan tell me how to write my own formula or use my logic again, mr over sabi?

Prophecy----- person go get heart attack this night.. .https://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg88/elatadexico/2012/112012/conan-rofl.gif

Booty butt chic: In beyonces voice;who run d world



The op is a good comedian

For your mind shebi?

The op is not a comedian. He cried while typing how unfair, life is to men!

joeydozzy: Mumu™

You well so?

Reincarnated: Oh boy, I wan nearly faint but this flame chic...i no trust her.

Lmafao!! I talk am..

After going through all that heart-break from several, if not all the ladies here, If na me be you, I wont trust her.. Besides, the chick even has another moniker here-- which i strongly suspect!

Prophecy---- celebration go nearly kiill person this night..

njokusboy: Sharap, for all wetin I write na only dat one u see?
Dat ur new thread no be about lyk u dey tink?

Yes!! Na only that one i see. You think say you wise pass me ni?

That thread-- na dis evening(some 45mins ago or so) the idea just pop-in my head..

ToyinDipo: Welcome back bro, hope body don dey kampe. Now you know wetin women dey endure. That dude really fired .

Hahahaha!!! Lord have mercy!!!

njokusboy: I tot you were sick mr Op.... So na thinking of this thing make you sick sef Anyways twas worth the effort

sharrap!!

Les: so you don't want money?? That leaves us to number 30; men right activist make less money than women right activist.. Very unfair..

No i dont!! ..

30 Sounds cool..

lertee: Lol,stop twisting it,it is not every woman that shaves her eyebrow.

You are right!! My bad!! Shave sounds a lil too harsh... Carve it is then...

njokusboy: Kslib, u don wake... So na becos u dey tink about lyf u sick so? Kpele, I just found out u weren't well today.... I for DHL u alomo and agbo...

No vex

Think about life? Me? When?

Reincarnated: No problem, Liposky

.. Thief, stop stealing my lines..

Dannyxy: Kslib welcome bro

Yaya kasuwa?

Reincarnated: welcome back.. Lala missed you

ok! Mariatomato..

It wasn't too serious. Was Just a minor stress related ish that got to me a-little, but notwithstanding, Jekyll,lalaosky, and Gom--- Thanks guys for wishing me well, very early. I appreciate. I naturally "by default" don't forget such kind little gestures. Thanks guys!

@Gom, I actually feel kinda awkward maybe cos of the last thing I said to you "About we not ever being cool". The thing is "I try my best to always avoid trouble cos it aint worth it". Not my fault. And about me not ever being cool with you-- I was referring to that personality of yours. A personality is what makes someone "You" and not just anyone.. Your new personality is cool though. Makes sense!

Lalaosky, wetin be your new user-name or you still choose to maintain "Ostrich"? You don collect tempe finish wan run shey? I just pray make one of them catch you..

So many pages,hope I didnt miss any moniker---- @dre,danny,,agbgift,c'est moi,jovial,rein-- thanks!

Les: If this is coming from a woman, I'll say she is so on point and straight forward. But coming from a man, I'll say he might be jobless. [img][/img]

Who do people need a job? To make money right? So why work if you dont want to make money?

So yes, I am Jobless!!

lertee: Yeah this is a joke so it is understandable.
That no.18,oh puuulleeeaassseee,not all women love to get money from men,(there are women who work and earn a living for themselves),not all women love make up and not all women shave their eyebrows to draw it back.

@bolded, My bad then!! I agree, not all women draw it back!

20. A woman who is slim is called lekpa, they even go further to call it fashion using this catch-phrase "Na lekpa dey rain" but a slim man is called "Hungry"..

21.. A married woman who winks at a guy other than her husband is called "Flirt".. A man who does the-same to a woman other than his wife is called a "pevert"..

22. This is what a woman wants of her man after marriage ---- Take her out for shopping,pet her like a baby, look fit for her, perform in bed and most Importantly "make twice the amount he was making before they married cos junior is on his way coming".. All a man asks of a woman after marriage is just to look fit .. shikena!!

23.. You hear ladies say things like "Being handsome is not enough--- na face i go chop", BUT all a lady needs is just to look beautiful and Intelligent.

24.. What a woman wants in her dream man----- Humble,God fearing,handsome,Intelligent,six feet tall and above,understanding,caring,romantic and rich. All a man wants from his dream-woman is for her to understand that the last man with the above qualities died 2000years ago, AND even him wasnt rich, neither was he funny!

25.. All a woman needs to get free drinks at a bar is just to adjust her boobs, show some cleavage and wink. All a man needs to get the-same is to buy four bottles of beer(obviously,for the ladies) and get the fifth for free!

26.. A Woman gets hit on by guys for nothing less than fifty times in a month and celebrate it by telling her female friends. Now, A guy gets hit on by a lady, not for the 50th time,but for the "Ist time" and does the-same by telling his male friends. Guess what? He gets verbally lashed by the females who think he is childish..

27.. A lady uses this ever popular line on her boyfriend "I was molested". Ok fine--The guy accepts.. Now a guy use the-same line too "I was molested" and ladies refuse to believe us.. Geeez mehn, we also get molested too, you know!!

28.. Women love Money, and Men love Sex. So mathematically we say : Women=money : Men=sex.. Now, Money(women) can buy Sex(men), but Sex(men) cant buy Money(women). So going by Logic, women have the upper hand..



29.. A woman was made from a man's rib, Oh poor adam, I wonder what he must have went through. But women wont allow us rest all cos we get to come out through their va.gina which is still a product of a man's rib!

That pretty much sums it up. Men dey suffer sha! The world is so so Unfair to us!
Source:::: Kslib!

11. A woman still expects you to call after sending her recharge card just to ask 'If it entered"?

12.. It's seen like a favour when a woman comes to your house and cooks for you---- Mind you, she also gets to eat the food! Now tell me, where's the favour?

13.. It's ok for a woman to wear make-up, thereby making her appear more beautiful than she is, BUt wrong for a man to lie that he is super -rich, there by making him appear richer than he is..

14.. A woman wears a bum-short and goes for outing, people call her HOT, but a man wears a short nicker of the-same length(like a bum-short), goes outing and people call him a "Mad-man"..

15.. A man is expected to give a woman money for the saloon, now she gets her hair done and says "Just want to look beautiful for him".. Beautiful for me ke? Mind you, she gets to receive all the complimensts and not the man who paid for the hair-do.

16.. A man huzzles,saves enough money and buys a car.. He gets to buy the fuel also and all the girls has to do is sit in it and knocks on her seat belt. He gets to push the car when it develops a fault on their way home from the restuarant he just spent 70,000N just for a meal, even though he drank only coke. And oh! I forgot to tell you-----she doesnt get to open the car door, the man does it!

17.. An extremely broke poor woman who gets to marry a very rich guy is called "LUCKY" but an extremely poor guy who also gets the same luck is called "OPPORTUNIST"..

18.. Women call all men 'the-same" cos a few have done only one thing in common "Broken their heart" BUT you dont get to hear men men calling all women "the-same" even though all of them have three things in common.. 1. love money like mad. 2. Love make-up 3. Shave off their eye brows and draw it back again..

19. A woman who has big bosoms is called "hot", A man who has big head is called "Edward" or 'HEAD-master".

Honestly, Life aint fair to we--- men!!!!! I have compiled 29 reasons why Life is not that fair to Men.. Pls Ladies, Just a minute's silence on-behalf of all the brave species who somehow found themselves in this place called "earth" where many things do no work in their favour, wouldn't be too much to ask, would it?

Ok!! lets go!!

1...... A woman who chases after men is called a "Go-getter", A man who chases after women is called "Woman--wrapper"... Issorait, no wahala!

2.... A guys asks a lady out, she comes online and broadcasts it,everybody is happy for her. Now,a guy gets asked out by a lady,he comes online and also broadcasts and you start seeing comments like "Ehen, must you say it out--mumu" "You are so childish"... Ok oo! God dey!

3... A woman wears a "jean trouser' and people admire her shape, and call her "HOT". A man wears a skirt and people call him "Gay"..

4.. A woman lowers her hair(low cut) and people be like "Woow! What a confident lady". A man plaits his hair and they call him "Irresponsible"..

5.. A woman gets banged by her Boyfriend, thoroughly enjoys the sex but at the end, still manages to make it look as if she did him a favour----- by sleeping with him..

6.. Women wear all sorts of padded bras that gives their boobs and unfair advantage to "deceive" men, BUT still have the audacity to call men who "deceive" them just to get into their pants "HEARTLESS"..

7.. Only a man chases after a woman,she then plays hard to get,finally agrees and the man strikes a relationship with her, takes her for shopping,outing,spends on her,e..t..c , pay her bride price, pay for the wedding costs and she still gets to collect half of his property in the event of a divorce..

8.. In todays world, Its perfectly ok for a woman to put on another woman's hair to look like her's, BUT bad for a guy to borrow his friend's car and pose with it as his..

9.. A woman is expected to give a guy she likes "Green light" and he'll come chasing after her, BUT a man is expected to still chase after a lady he has already given "Green light!".

10.. A lady who spends much money on a guy is called "Caring". A man who spends much on a lady is called "Mugu"..