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prof800: + ...sorry to meddle here but,
....Someone answer before I temporarily LOCKDOWN this thread to sanitize it!

You no fit am!
try am!

Nomski0:

If Real Madrid wins today I'll upload one pic. But only if you do the same. If they loose, then no pic.

Deal?

Huh? Is this the deal we made?

Real madrid wins or not-- you'll upload two pics.. And hey "'its not debate-able"..

njokusboy: So lertee my beloved, my oasis in the desert of life, my blue aPple, we need a rendezvouz, u nd I, where in dis world do u fancy??

See this one!! You're just some minutes inside the jungle called 'love' and you don begin see 'blue apple'.. I sure say if lertee blow aother kiss, you go see yeloow coconut.. Wake-up!!

ToyinDipo: @Njoku, your poem can make any feminine lady slip and fall in love, I read it and I tripped.

@bolded, guys i think tony is back..

lalaosky: Lol.. It's not what you think o. I no go use my newspaper to riducle my homeboy. He's my paddy

##yimu##

Idowuogbo: So you guys are ignoring me she? It is well...

Cheer up ceceparampa!

*feeds her a glass of water*** **sits her on the chair and rubs her chest** ** you need rest dear***

lalaosky: Now you're talking!!. Chicks dig confident dudes. Dudes that can protect them in the time of adversities like this . There's light at the end of the tunnel if you keep this up

Thank me later

Lol.. I dey laff!!

You dey look for who you wan use for your newspaper shey? Njokus, ok ooo!!

♛AndrERush♛:
@waxdude @Kslib @Tabh @njokusboy

Thanks for the kind words, I genuinely appreciate it. It is one of those things that is inevitable in life. Although it was expected, because he has been battling cancer for a while. But nonetheless, it was a great loss and a difficult one to take for the whole family. But as men, we have no choice but to grab our di¢ks and carry on with life rather than dwell on the death. I'm sure that is exactly what he'd want.


By the way, what's been up with our bba reps?. Reading a few pages back, it is clear Melvin has been up to a lot, especially with the ladies. But what has he actually been up to professionally?, has he done anything of note apart from the one campaign? What about Bev, would love to know what she is doing as well.

You are welcome bro!! He will want you to always remember him but at the same time move on. Surely, it ainy easy but with time, you'll get there..

For latest happenings concerning HM's, i think toxy is the right person you should meet.

njokusboy: Yeah, I have a confession, don't take it personal, ever since I heard ur name "leeterfa".... Sounds lyk l the name of a character in one of maya angelous poems,, since then, I have been unable to rest my head, a million butterflies dance to skelewu in my stomach anytym I come across ur post on nairaland, sumtin tells me u are my ticket to heaven, in ur embrace, I am destined to lose my mind, I involuntarily dedicated my first ever love poem to you, my sweet bar of chocolate, it is titled, "latifah, love".. I am not usually romantic but you have captured my soul, out of d thousand words dancing in my head as I type this, I sincerely cannot find one suitable enough to describe the magnitude of my affection for you, my heart misses a thousand beat for you, am so scared I might get a cardiac arrest... Don't leave me in the lurch, pls don't let me wither in the cold, I'd be waiting patiently, in dis dark and lonely room, as my heart gets fainter, pls come and save me from this web of emotional pandemonium, I implore.... U re the best,u know, my sincere quest, on whose behest I kneel, place ur hand on my chest and let me rest, that in ur heart, I may no longer be a guest....

'Bia! Ekene bling datu water letime washu my eyes wella'...

"Issi this notu Njokusboy?"...

Tabh: Lol @takinglesson..
What is kslib seeing na,whats there?



Kslib i miss you,where are you

Nomski0: Kk.

Erm madam!! You owe me nothing less than two pics-- shey you remember!

I want them today!

-Mr Cork-:
....Ladies..if any guy allows you to hold his hand while you walk

If you try to hold his hand and he slaps it off or says something like 'Hey babe! Take your time", then he isnt gay...

-Mr Cork-:
or he dresses too neat

When a guy appears dirty. When his late R..i.p white shirt is now "back then when i was white",When his black jean has now turned "dark black" all cos of dirt, just know that that guy isnt gay!!

-Mr Cork-:
or he cries when talkin about sad story

Ladies pls note-- real men laugh when telling a sad story.. They be like "Did i tell you that i lost my mum to a fire incident-lol"?.. The way she was roasting in the fire was funny as hell. Then they LOL again..

-Mr Cork-:
or he loves reading romance novels

Real men only read Novels that have to do with war and sadness. Something like how Adolf hitler murdered people in mass or better still those magazines they sell in trafic that display gory pics of people massacred ny boko haram and here comes the best part.. When they(real men) see a dead girl in the pics, they be like 'damn, look at that asss" ...

-Mr Cork-:
or he is too romantic

Its no news that most Nigerian men are not romantic-- little wonder why we have few gays in naija.. Cork you are smart-- i swear!! High #five!!

-Mr Cork-:
and worst off all, he loves comedy movies.....

.... .truss me he Ga,y!

Ladies pls note --- Anyman who loves comedy or laughs alot is gay. What they love is tragedy. They watch films like titanic and be like "jack, you are foool" "Come-on collect that wood from kate hand make she sef taste the cold water for body and if she no make am, na she sabi"..

cork-- you are a genius!!

ojingbe: HEY insultive peeps.u kindly answa d question or fuqkoff

Keep quiet oga! No-one insulted you. Do you know what an insult is?
Your signature says God-fearing--- You dey fear God na im you ask dat kain question?

Anyway, abeg between light skin and dark skin guys, who like bread pass?

Na wa oooo! People dey ask questions sha!

Like someone said, cooking aint about size but your ability--- from the brain!

Before you know, you go begin ask who use MTN recharge card pass btw fat and slim girls...

Smh!

jovialjov: No,I rarely sleep during the day...don't mind SOm

Not insomnia though but my body like being more active at night,naturally(don't even know why or say too many reasons)

I think I have,you don't want to admit

Hmmn! Maybe you hail from the line of night-walkers.


No, you havent, not even once!

♛AndrERush♛:
I'm cool. I have got a lot on my plate the past month or so, coupled with the loss of my father. So spending lots of time on a forum was the least of my concerns.

Oh man!! Sorry for your loss!

Morning everyone!

jovialjov: Awww!!
Are you sure that I haven't gotten you before? Hmmm

Lol!Yes oh,weird? No!

Sleep tight

Gotten me? No, not even once!! ;P ..

Do you sleep alot during the day? If yes, no wonder!!

Toxxxxxx- toxy baby, i see you.. . Too bad i cant locate the kiss emoticon, i would have ***ok forget**

jovialjov: Ouch!! Actually hurts!!

Well, you got me this time...*i return favours*

Lmao!! Just kidding you sha--- I did really miss you!! Besides you never for once got me... ;P

**i dey reply sharp sharp cos i dey round off my chat with somebody for somewhere** I fo don sleep sef!!

Jov, na for night you dey active pass ni? Hmmn!

jovialjov: Ah! Why are you so excited?

Excited ko, recited ni!!

Well, i didnt miss you- not one bit!

jovialjov: Hi,kslib...I missed you too

StateOfMind: Hey you! How have you been?

Jekyl, well done oo...I saw what you did there, but I no vex sha, I understand you are missing ella

Hello everyone, lalaosky, njokus, kslib, DRIFT, waxdude, durielsmomma, jumong, ninny,noname, lertee(are you larteefa for real btw?)... Hope you guys had a good day.

Where is rein biko? Toyin and spade too.??

Hey! How have you been? Good i guess!
Well, I can only vouch for tony and maria! They both went on (honeymoon)vacation..

Good night !! I dont exceed 12am again.. My body is not finding late nights funny again..

Tabh, hope you are good? Havent seen you of late **puppy face***

Dont care if they qualified for the next round or not!! All my own be say THEY LOST !

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Cool. God be with you. Hope no be ASUU runs you wan go do? Looool[/color]

Thanks!!
ASUU ke? loool,My power no reach that side abeg!

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Sharap dia! No be tap water you dey gulp? I carry my money wan buy pure water for you, you no appreciate.

Alright, how that ish dey go?[/color]

Still pulling some strings and prepping for now! Maybe by Friday, I'll be fully soaked in it!

The way people use this strong word 'LOVE' anyhow is becoming something else! Between love and Techno, I no even know which one Naija people use pass! I wonder how someone who doesnt even trust you with his "pen.is" can love you.

Did you say he edited your VG and merged it with his alleged "fake pen.is"? . Abeg I no fit laff! Some guys dey crase sha. Hope the pic doesnt contain your face? If it does, I pity you. Una no dey hear word at-all, all this girls!

And you are not a small girl like you said----- shey you are 19+ and know how to send your toto back home? Small girl my foot!

ochukofortune: It has come to my notice that some people exhibit traits on social networks that are very different from who they are in Real Life Situations. What some people will categorically shun in real life, they will accept to partake in it. Pls my people why do people do like this?

Erm Op, elaborate on the bolded, or better still, give examples so that some of us can answer your question properly!

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]I dey o. Come join me drink pure water for this canteen.

Sup?[/color]

Mshheeeeww!! see as you dey hype pure water like say na Juice!

I dey kampe!

njokusboy: Owk, I don shut up...

for you mind shebi--for your mind, you get incriminating evidence..

##yimu###

njokusboy: Jekyll and kslib?? Hmmmm, u think you know some people.... Knowing ur sorry ar's'ess was a pleasure...

lmao!! You no well o!!

Oya keep quiet!!

njokusboy: And kslib also writes poems? And well too?
Hmmmm..

All izz well...

Abeg, oya e don do!! Lol