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Hmmmn!!! So airtel wants to stop BB suscribtion on non BB devices in just 2days time? Kai--k this is bad mehn. I still have 3.2 un-used gig..

Msheeeeeeww!!! Na justt o download movies anyhow be that... Yeye people!!

Agbgift: In this new Month, God will lift you out of Obscurity Flood your Life with light

Yes ooo!! Just like how dre flooded you with the light of his love... Awwww

Agbgift: , give you joy & Satisfy you in drought

Confirm. Don worry sis, dre makes you happy and i can see it---- what more joy could i ever want for my big sis?.
As for being satified, I did a back-ground check on him--- it turns out dre is good in bed, so no need to worry, he will surely satify you, even in drought and famine..

Agbgift: You are a Watered garden,

Correct. Gift, you are that garden and dre is the garderner.. Dre makes the garden wet by watering it.. @all, may every garden in you respective lives be watered IJN..

Agbgift: a Spring that will neva Fail Welcome to december .Happy New Month to my good E-Family. #Hugs#

Happy new month Dre's gift!

god_of_music: DDon't feel kinda awkward bro, everything we said to eachother for me was just fun
I'm sorry if I said some bad thingsd . . .

Truth is: Boys don't fight



We are cool


#TeamGOM

ok!

waxdude: Gudmrnin y'all nd happy new month, wow so many pages....@kslib gud to knw ur better now, @reincarnated wher hv u been? Well good to hv u bk [b] @jekyll... U nd dis ur 'ko' nd 'ni' shaaa nd ur stil fallin inside things [/b ]..lmao @lalaosky/ochon/caruj/nobody...I comment ma reserve shaaa,waitin for ur new moniker..
Hav a lovely sunday beautiful ppl

thanks!!!!

@bolded, lmfao!!!

Have a lovely sunday too, wax.

Reincarnated: Lmao and you're never gonna watch it. That thing is like on its 11th season.

I will find time to watch-- seems it has good reviews..

njokusboy: Nd u are leaving without a hug??

Na by force?

12:29am , your mates are already sleeping and here you are, begging for a hug..

Njo, no mind me jare!!.

Hahaha!!! @Vivly,try harder!!

njokusboy: Better come continue oh... No yab my babe sha

Lol.. Not today again, i don begin see red light and na olny number 5 i dey.. ..

I don stop FOR NOW till further notice.. jekyll, for your mind, you escape shey? Not yet ma nigga..

night everyone!

Ok!! I'll stop the facts FOR NOW, make i no go look for trouble wey i no bargain for..

jovialjov: Please define "Jovinated",am lost

Thats the mystery of the whole thing.. I also dont know what it means.. We'll have to wait for ochon to come online to explain better..

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njokusboy: Hahahaha, I knew u were gonna shoot me, I won her over with my flow....

lol..Ok!

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Fact 5...

Not all Nigerian girls like money.. Danny promised to buy ella.b a buggati, but guess what?----- she dumped his asss..

Fact 4..

All thanks to Nokusboy, we are now aware that all it takes to get a lady and win her heart is just to ---- read enough novels and remember the name of all the authors one by one..

Tell me--- how else did he get lertee?

Fact 3...

Its no longer news that guys have used terms like Reinjected,ochonged,ella'd to decribe being grand-fatherzoned, brother-zoned, family zoned and being zoned, but credible sources like the Bba aproko newspaper headed by ostrich suggests that the ladies are also joining the ministry..

According to the papers, the latest word is now 'Jovinated'... Dunno how true this is though, but one thing you can never take away from the word is that 'it sounds cool'...

Grils be like 'Did he just Jovinate me'?

Njo, are you ok? I no sure!

Fact 2...

Toyintomato claims to be staright as 6:oclock but still had to bend to his 3:oclock, just to inspect the maniless of an innocent little vulnerable boy who was busy urinating.. Here comes the funny part--- Tony claims he didnt touch it..
Oh tony, pls spare us the lies..

My question is --- was the little boy's name Reincarnated?

Make i keep myself busy before sleep come ojare....
Fact 1...

Guys tell a lady they like her before she gets a patner but Dannyxy my very good friend does the opposite.. He waits till eternity and walks up to the lady 2secs after she just said 'I DO' to another man. Now here comes the funny part---- the dude expects her to run away with him.. Na Indian film.

My question is--- danny, are you that hot?

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Ostrich, you be one oft hose guest. I see you dey stretch that your long neck.

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Take? I think say na sniffing, smoking or mixing with food [/color]

Nah!! We 'takers' dont use those words all the time.. We use 'take' in some contexts..

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Lmao @ himgreesh. You don high on fermented pammy.[/color]

No!! I only take weed!

Reincarnated: Lmao. No vex. i thought u were up to date. It happened in like the last episode or 2 episodes before that.

I never even start to dey watch am sef but still, you violated the rule of not posting spoilers..

I 'll talk to prof,maybe he'll reduce the ban to al-least a month..

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]I laugh in Pinyin ----> 我大声笑[/color]

piyin ko, himgreesh ni!

Reincarnated: imagine the nonsense. I just wasted my time...i'm pissed, not only at the fact that she actually told me that nonsense about Agape love but the fact that she called me a weeping soul. Huh where did that come from. I sight monastery very soon. Time to enroll

Hope the monks wont toyin-zone you there?

StateOfMind: Issokay..

U welcome

Tenk!

Reincarnated: Oh they killed off Brian the dog in family guy

My God!!! Are you mad?

Reincarnated: I've suddenly lost interest. Yeah, you refer to your brother as my love... Good to know. You can get lost now . I don't need your help neither am I emotionally traumatized nor a weeping soul .


Nice talking to you tho, maybe you should start quoting the other dudes here

The last line killed me!! Rein is hurt... ..

https://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg88/elatadexico/2012/112012/conan-rofl.gif

shey i told you!!!

StateOfMind: Hey you, i asked if you were really sick in one of my posts and you ignored me


Good to know your fine now though

Jekyll, how far, has ella finally replied any of your dms?

Didnt see it ! Maybe i scrolled past it-- pages were many to go through.

Thanks!!

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]I dey suspect one person for here, too. Evil gehl! [/color]

Lol..

Who? Tell me..

alutacontinua: I told you you're not making sense and you keep buttressing my point!

KEEP IT UP, DEAR!

Eyaah! too bad, the last reply explained briefly, yet in detail, why some phrases and quotes are way above your grasp..

Dont worry dear, with time, your milk tooth will grow! .

joeydozzy: ^^^^See this one, you made a thread with your "theory" and you don't expect some disapproval on the thread that supports the "proposed theory"?

Eish....kslib

Let's not derail again. Your other posts were funny

I am always open to disapprovals, only when done sanely. Yea, no derail-ing!

Erm maria, no mind them jare--- Na joke!! E no happen!

What da hell?

On-behalf of maria, lemme cry small.. Just when you think you've seen all the drama, the heart-breaks, the betrayals and back-bitting, the woman-snatching with swagg, yet another surfaces..