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CrimeRe: Man Steals Phone In Church In Bayelsa During Service, Gets Arrested, Handcuffed by kulekaa(m): 4:02pm On Sep 18, 2017
ChangeIsCostant:
A man who identified himself as "Victor" residing in Yenagoa, Bayelsa state capital was apprehended by members of the Bayelsa state Special Anti-Robbery Squad over alleged theft. Victor was alleged to have stolen a church member's phone, while ministerial service was on, yesterday Sunday 17th.

Victor confessed and blamed the act on the devil, who he said led him to do it.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/young-man-arrested-for-stealing-phone-in-church.html
see as dude come resemble daddy G.O
PoliticsRe: ''You Are A Favorite Of The Press'' - Buhari Jokes With Okowa (Photo) by kulekaa(m): 7:46am On Aug 26, 2017
ChangetheChange:

grin grin
Buhari's brain has expired and seriously damaged


Who talks about Governor Ifeanyi Okowa in the Press?

The Governors who are always in the news are Fayose, Wike, Ortom,Yayha Bello, Aregbeshola
always in the news for wrong � reasons.
CelebritiesRe: Churchill Olakunle Oladunni: Vanguard Personality Of The Week: My True Story by kulekaa(m): 6:24am On Aug 10, 2017
Dopeyomi:
To be sincere i didn't read anything in this post!

I just want to dedicate this my first 2nd to comment to my ex-girlfriend that left me not knowing dat I've just gotten a job..

Thank you!
Lol
FamilyRe: Man Impregnates His Sister-In-Law In Nasarawa by kulekaa(m): 5:35pm On Jul 30, 2017
RomanceRe: Help! A Friend Of Mine @31 No Boyfriend Not To Talk Of Marriage. by kulekaa(m): 4:53pm On Jul 30, 2017
Blesso222:
A childhood friend of mine who is now 31 has never been in love, no guy is telling her I love you. She is good looking, educated and well discipline.

And we are just wondering what could be the problem.
Please help.....
let me have her contact, u can reach me through atimjames1@gmail.com
CrimeRe: Port Harcourt Sex Hawkers Protest Against Plan To Host Night Vigil In Hotel by kulekaa(m): 8:16am On Jul 28, 2017
[quote author=maberry post=58897383]grin
As soon I saw the headline
Azikiwe street in diobu came to mind
Only people who live around that axis can really relate to this story
Where ashawo house and church dey share compound grin[/quote there is a place @ d back of my compound here in oworo lagos d down floor is a club while d second floor is occupied by redeem Church ⛪
CrimeRe: 3 Zimbabwean Women Gang-Rape Pastor (Photo) by kulekaa(m): 7:00pm On Jul 25, 2017
DAMAYYOR:
so many news about men getting raped by women please how can i get raped too by a woman? i promise i won't report to the police
lol
CareerRe: The New Girl I hired Keeps A Frown Whenever She Brings Anything To Me.(photos) by kulekaa(m): 10:06am On Jul 25, 2017
DeGuyNxtDoor:
[b]Greetings my friends.... I actually entrusted my feeding and some other things to a girl I pay well for her services ""#15,000 a month"" (even though she's yet to receive her first pay as I just employed her yesterday). I have a small place at work too where I sleep whenever i worked late hours of the night, so my cloths and a little important belongings are there. In fact, I spent the Sunday there yesterday. {Pics added}[/b]Are u single?


So this morning, I wanted to have breakfast, I asked her to make me some which she did and brought to my room, asked her to come in and she didn't, I had to go to the door my self before she gave me the food with this heavy frown on her face lol, I wondered what the matter could be but still can't remember where I've wronged the girl who's proly in her early 20s. I collected the meal and headed back in to eat before going downstairs to start work. I washed the plates my self when done and she didn't even bring me water which I did my self.


Now yesterday's evening before heading up to sleep, I washed some cloths which I dried outside. Then this afternoon when it was about to rain, I remembered the cloths and called her on phone to go get the cloths for me to avoid it being beaten by the rain. She did actually but brought it straight to my office, imagine! I calmly asked her to take it upstairs where my colleagues have their mini places too. She got the frown as she looked at me with the heap of cloths in her arms, she collected the keys and went upstairs to drop them.

She's gone home already but then, I keep wondering... What's with this attitude of hers? I never did anything to her, I don't even give her much attention or whatever looks like that. But I'm wondering, if she thinks the pay's too small for a girl her age... I'm confused.
Are u single
CareerRe: The New Girl I hired Keeps A Frown Whenever She Brings Anything To Me.(photos) by kulekaa(m): 10:05am On Jul 25, 2017
DeGuyNxtDoor:
[b]Greetings my friends.... I actually entrusted my feeding and some other things to a girl I pay well for her services ""#15,000 a month"" (even though she's yet to receive her first pay as I just employed her yesterday). I have a small place at work too where I sleep whenever i worked late hours of the night, so my cloths and a little important belongings are there. In fact, I spent the Sunday there yesterday. {Pics added}[/b]Are u single?


So this morning, I wanted to have breakfast, I asked her to make me some which she did and brought to my room, asked her to come in and she didn't, I had to go to the door my self before she gave me the food with this heavy frown on her face lol, I wondered what the matter could be but still can't remember where I've wronged the girl who's proly in her early 20s. I collected the meal and headed back in to eat before going downstairs to start work. I washed the plates my self when done and she didn't even bring me water which I did my self.


Now yesterday's evening before heading up to sleep, I washed some cloths which I dried outside. Then this afternoon when it was about to rain, I remembered the cloths and called her on phone to go get the cloths for me to avoid it being beaten by the rain. She did actually but brought it straight to my office, imagine! I calmly asked her to take it upstairs where my colleagues have their mini places too. She got the frown as she looked at me with the heap of cloths in her arms, she collected the keys and went upstairs to drop them.

She's gone home already but then, I keep wondering... What's with this attitude of hers? I never did anything to her, I don't even give her much attention or whatever looks like that. But I'm wondering, if she thinks the pay's too small for a girl her age... I'm confused.
PhonesRe: 9mobile New Latest List Of Data Plans Subscription Codes & Prices 2017 by kulekaa(m): 6:24pm On Jul 23, 2017
Guruznkid:
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I still remain [b] Guruznkid [/b]can it work on Ipob as well
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Has Mental Problems - Abubakar Tsav by kulekaa(m): 2:55pm On Jul 23, 2017
Splendid235:
Benue state has four igbo speaking LGAs. should BIAFRA leave them behind?pls somebody should tell the ex commissioner to look for a way to solve herdsmen/farmers wahala first.
you dis bastard can u name the four ibo speaking local govts in Benue?
RomanceRe: Kenyan Lady Mistakenly Sent Sex Chat To A Whatsapp Group by kulekaa(m): 6:13pm On Jul 03, 2017
lofty900:
This reminds me of pastor latsego of christ embassy South Africa who committed suicide last year after he mistakenly uploaded the picture of his deek on the church whatsapp group thinking it was his girlfriend.
I told my friend he was stupiid to hang himself

If I were in his shoes, I would have destroyed the phone and raised alarm that my phone has been stolen angry

That my enemies are doing it to tarnish my image.

If you ever find ursef in such awkward position just do the above.


Nobody will ever know
bad guy
RomanceRe: Lady Goes Braless In Pre-Wedding Photos With Her Man: See Reactions by kulekaa(m): 7:37am On Jul 03, 2017
[quote author=Benekruku post=58056570]The babe will be fvcking flexible in bed!

Extra-ordinarily flexible that she would be able to key into any position

Utility player she will be
[/u are a bad � fucker like � me]
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Sacks Herman Hembe, APC House Of Reps Member by kulekaa(m): 6:47pm On Jun 23, 2017
Peterlawyer:
very happy the woman is from my local government the man try for our consistency sha but he has to another person a chance for past 12yrs he had been enjoying the cake
u r frm Vandeikya I guess, am frm shangev-tiev (konshisha) dis guy tried lets b sincere
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Sacks Herman Hembe, APC House Of Reps Member by kulekaa(m): 6:43pm On Jun 23, 2017
Tolexander:
Is this in Nigeria or Ukraine?
that is mu constituency and I am a Nigerian from Benue state, this man represented well, he single handedly brought electricity to two local governments he represented, while our senator (chief Gemade) was busy and is still busy enriching himself.
AgricultureRe: List Of Made In Nigeria Rice And States by kulekaa(m): 6:46pm On Aug 12, 2016
Otarkpa:
Thanks to GEJ and Adeshina
just shut d Bleep up
TravelRe: Toyota Hillux Involved In Accident On Katampe-Abuja. (Graphic pics) by kulekaa(m): 7:03pm On Aug 08, 2016
CHOPUP411:
Rip
2 u I guess
EducationRe: Free Compulsory Education Begins In Kaduna by kulekaa(m): 12:14pm On Aug 06, 2016
barackodam:
Nagode mutumina!!!!!!!!


Sai El Rufai!!!!!

Abeg after Kaduna, enter Zaria straight away.




PS, take a look at my siggy smiley
Is Zaria not part of Kaduna state again?
PoliticsRe: Fayose And A Physically-Challenged Man: Compared With Oshiomhole by kulekaa(m): 7:45am On Jul 31, 2016
I still hate him
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid's Birthday Wishes To His Mother, Jane Dolapo Balogun by kulekaa(m): 10:50am On Jul 05, 2016
ever811:
ahah...na wizkid mama be this...but them say an elephant can only give birth to an elephant.. how come this giant mama come give birth to this small rat?
international rat #takenote
PoliticsRe: Abia: My Order Sacking Ikpeazu Stays – Justice Abang by kulekaa(m): 8:42am On Jul 05, 2016
The court cannot order a sitting governor to vacate his office just for fun. #am out
PoliticsRe: Buhari Hosts Physically-challenged Nigerians, Serves Them Food by kulekaa(m): 10:41pm On Jul 04, 2016
EdibleCatering:
i dont even know wat to comment sef
just wail and leave
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Departs Daura For Abuja by kulekaa(m): 2:11pm On Jul 04, 2016
safe trip
CelebritiesRe: What's Wrong With This Tiwa Savages Photo? by kulekaa(m): 1:54pm On Jul 04, 2016
Donariok:
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My
wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and
so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues
didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my
secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She
asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her
apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go
into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came
out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my
parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,
"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked
v watched d movie b4
PoliticsRe: Press Release By Uche Sampson Ogar Support Group by kulekaa(m): 3:44pm On Jul 03, 2016
simple n clear
FamilyRe: 8 Signs A Marriage Won’t Last, According To Divorce Lawyers by kulekaa(m): 3:03pm On Jul 03, 2016
priscaoge:
9. They have Edible Catering outside their marriage
face ur life n let Tiwa n T 2b tnk u
PoliticsRe: Fayose: Police Get 102 Petitions by kulekaa(m): 11:33am On Jul 03, 2016
fayose vs Saraki those guys v lost in common
PoliticsRe: Abia Crisis: Ogah Goes Underground As He Plots Swearing-in by kulekaa(m): 7:25pm On Jul 02, 2016
CACAWA:
sworn in by who? If he is hiding and the CJ too is hiding.

Now he wants the CJ to come out first...alakoba.
Hahahahahaha can't help but 2 laugh like an idiot (he wants d cj 2 come out 1st)
PhonesRe: WhatsApp Ending Support For BlackBerry, Nokia Symbian S60, Others by kulekaa(m): 10:37am On Jul 01, 2016
HateU2:
This is totaaaal BS
What will happen to my BBhuh
I'm addicted to Bb, in fact I don't like android fones.
same here how can I do witot my Q10
PoliticsRe: Supporters Waiting To Welcome Uche Ogah In Umuahia(Pics) by kulekaa(m): 10:24am On Jul 01, 2016
GudluckIBB:
I'm just been sacarstic bro! Read my comments over again. Good morning.
I guess he didn't read it 2 d end
PoliticsRe: Should Saraki Resign Over Forgery And False Asset Declaration Cases? by kulekaa(m): 3:58pm On Jun 29, 2016
let's go in2 voting those who want him 2 remain should like those who want him 2go should share
PoliticsRe: Fani-kayode And Nenadi Usman Sent To Prison By Court by kulekaa(m): 7:03pm On Jun 28, 2016
joeprince23:
ffk sef talks too much,he was the cause for GEJ defeat. He coudnt even win common SW for GEJ
SW as a whole is common 2 u ni?

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