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bobo65:
how me d gp jhor

wizkid twinnie

English man
well done oh!

ugoezeik:
can u draw closer let me kiss ur lips? u say it all bro

yuck!!!!!

adekennis:
Op..u dey mad ni?...wetin concern me concern wetin Paul dey chop

i been wan curse u but i jus change my mind.
wetin push u open the thread in d first place?

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fabiano09:
Exactly,destructive criticism,check my story THE GIRL,she was d first to comment,go look for urself wat she commented n tel me if shes right to b dt insensitive.

creative writeup bro @THE GIRL.
i lv ur replies too...lol

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MrsBreezy:
Haha okay sure

yehhhh!
may God bless dis relationship(friendship)

MrsBreezy:
Lol Earth. I don't know what kind of females y'all meet but I'd do that. And most of my female friends would too.

please can i be ur best friend?

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew!!
una jus come pursue op comot for him thread kon dey talk nonsense..
mek una exchange numbers go meet for hotel fvck una self as una want...no be to come derail d thread anyhow.
mtcheew!

LesbianBoy:
I kinda blame the man though. Because any sensible man won't marry an actress(especially the nigerian ones). As far as i am concerned, they are all LOOSE especially GENEVIEVE NNAJI.
Btw i also heard a president of one of the west africa countries also fuCcked ini edo ''kini''!

mtcheeeeew!!
wetin concern Genevieve for dis matter now?
wat r u by d way?

yuzjet:
*Gbam*... Funny like shit.

is poo funny?

masonkz:
Got a problem with me? I don't even know you.

nope!
no prob wit u bro...

capip120: Ram: chai! these guys don finish my people finish my kind this year!!! why them no go see goat kill?
Goat: My brother you know Islam is a peaceful religion and as such peaceful animals like you are needed for sacrifice and munching...
Ram: but we have been proving stubborn of late nah! I called for a revolution sometimes telling all the rams to start proving stubborn to their owners which they did. I wonder why it isn't publicised so that people will start having resentment for us?
Goat: Bros see what, right from time immemorial una don they prove loyal that is why Bible recommended ram for sacrifice wey them wan offer baba God. see for example when God tell AB make him offer him son as sacrifice you no see say him come later provide ram for am? guys on periods like this you guys are doomed forever hahahahaha.
Ram: so na which way be the way nah?
Goat: shey na una they waka they cross mainroad like say na una get the road ney? my friend am afraid there is noway out, you created this so you deal with it!!

goat now eating meat and munching it with strengths that one could see the vein stretch on his foreheads.
Ram: guy na wetin be that wey you they chop na?
Goat: guy na meat oh!
Ram: which meat?
Goat: guy e be like say na that ram wey oga buy for that him second wife Adamu Don kill am na em I dey chop.
Ram: chai!!! there is God oh!! all this meat that you guys are sharing out there God is watching you ooh, Diarisgodoh!!! chai! chai!!
HAPPY SALLAH TO ALL OUR MUSLIM BROTHERS.

wat kind of joke is dis?

kenbee: my android phone cost the value of 4 healthy rams

Bros,u r 'MOUTHED'

masonkz: They feel so uncomfortable. Men shouldn't wear pants everyday, if at all.

yea!
pants are for the ladies(including yu).

i have a friend who does G
for over 3yrs my guy nor hama anytin,but after he went to baba and baba buried two cows alive on his behalf
2weeks later his maga paid 8m.
frm den til nw na constant payin oh!infact,non don pay less dan 6m to my guy.
dis guy of 25 now has two buildings to his name.
tho i dnt believe in it but i've seen people get rich after doin sum spiritual stuff.

MEILYN: The only thing God would do for you is to make sure you don't beg for food, He will make sure you are okay. Riches is a distraction. He knows that if He blesses you with too much wealth then you will begin to grow wings.

Yes, Pastors can be rich when their own hard work made them wealthy. When you start collecting tithes and offerings with God's name and live fly with it, then you are living on dirty wealth.

As a Pastor, you should work hard, earn your own money and then liberate the poor. When you start collecting from the poor and claiming to be the richest pastor in Africa, then you only become a thief.

The word "Pastor" means Shepherd. Could you please tell me the work of a shepherd? Does he eat from the sheep or does the sheep eat from him?

i tink a shepherd eats frm the sheep and he feeds the sheeps as well..
one has to be careful with these pastors sha,the way they tax people no get mate..i even stopped goin to church with more than i want to give because most of them go milk you dry.

Emma8043: No be by 4 Private jet and poor people money and by force offering

lol
dat 1 follow sha
so its safe to say all rich pastors are fake/businessmen abi?

MEILYN: [b] Matthew 6:24
"No one can serve two masters; for either he
will hate the one and love the other, or he will
be devoted to one and despise the other You
cannot serve God and wealth.


Proverbs 23:4
Do not wear yourself out to get rich; do not trust your
own cleverness.

1 Timothy 6:10
For the love of money is a root of all sorts of
evil, and some by longing for it have wandered
away from the faith and pierced themselves
with many griefs.

1 Timothy 3:3
not addicted to wine or pugnacious, but gentle,
peaceable, free from the love of money.

Matthew 13:22
"And the one on whom seed was sown among
the thorns, this is the man who hears the word,
and the worry of the world and the
deceitfulness of wealth choke the word, and it
becomes unfruitful.

Mark 10:21-22
Looking at him, Jesus felt a love for him and
said to him, "One thing you lack: go and sell all
you possess and give to the poor, and you will
have treasure in heaven; and come, follow Me."
But at these words he was saddened, and he
went away grieving, for he was one who owned
much property.

1 Timothy 6:17
Instruct those who are rich in this present world not to be conceited or to fix their hope on the uncertainty of riches, but on God, who richly supplies us with all things to enjoy.

Proverbs 11:28
He who trusts in his riches will fall, But the righteous will flourish like the green leaf.

Ezekiel 28:5
"By your great wisdom, by your trade You have increased your riches And your heart is lifted up because of your riches--

Proverbs 28:11
The rich man is wise in his own eyes, But the poor who has understanding sees through him.
[/b]

wow!
you've realy enlightened me..
tnx for these verses
but does it mean a pastor has to be poor inorder to be honest with the work of God?
don't you tink God also plays his part in making some pastors wealthy?

MEILYN: You still need me to tell you why?

yea
i need ypu to expatiate on y i should flee frm a pastor dat defends wealth.
pls am honest abt learning.

MEILYN: Happy nonsense birthday ...... See body Guards everywhere. Bunch of thieves. Men of Satan seen as men of God. God go judge ona shaaaa.

2 Corinthians 11:13-15
For such men are false apostles, deceitful workmen,
disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. So it is no surprise if his servants, also, disguise themselves as servants of righteousness. Their end will correspond to their deeds.


2 Peter 2:1-3 ESV
But false prophets also arose among the people, just as
there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly
bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Master who
bought them, bringing upon themselves swift destruction.
And many will follow their sensuality, and because of them
the way of truth will be blasphemed. And in their greed they will exploit you with false words. Their condemnation from long ago is not idle, and their destruction is not asleep.

Matthew 7:15 ESV
“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves.

When you start seeing a pastor defending riches and affluence, then you better flee from such pastor.

y?

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rattlesnake: bullshyte...we nigerias that haven't even manufactured a pone tooth pick too dey join laugh

mumlogicals

we supose dey cry..

how did i get here

I nor know y pipu jus dey mek life complicated for demselves...
stick wit sum1 dat ur ok wit
if u can't find any1 den remain single.

this topic has been overflogged naw,I nor even knw wetin push me open d thread sef..

I nor know y pipu jus dey mek life complicated for demselves...
stick wit sum1 dat ur ok wit
if u can't find any1 den remain single.

missdebs: yes, pls go back n start again....mscheew wen ur mates dat didnt even go to university are running gud businesses and even political posts,pls go back

I've not seen any 20year old holding any political post in 9ja...dey r mostly old men.

phayvoursky: Don't get addicted to it o. Took me a lot of effort before I stopped it...

yea!am over it already...d chills it gave me no be here oh!

phayvoursky: Tramadol.200mg *5. dint sleep for 4 days.

I took d whole satchet and fainted...found meself ina hospital.

Olekumaster: Tramadol.... Making me behave like a chicken with bird flu

lol...
nice explanation dere bro..

I took tramadol and got high