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ahn ahn!!
na because of music wey the small boy decide to do dats why people dey insult am like this?
hey!!
dis world is not easy to live in atal.

Igbohater:
Ode. No mind ur bizness.

Ah!
dis one nor even get sense oh..i dey support u ni.
if u no understand wetin i mean u for ask now..u kon fast forward dey call me ode.
no be u curse pass oh.

Nairaland = Boring

booqee:
this woman wrappering issue is getting too boring on this section.. smh

I tot'ly agree.

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wats with all these celebs pictures
its not funny anymore..
u guys should bring topics dat makes sense to the front page.

chai!!
i don open anoda yeye thread again...just spoilt ma night.
okocha,overhyped??abi he was even underrated...dude was just unlucky in his career.
nawa oh!

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lalasticlala:
Toolz

why is she hiding/covering her big yansh na

phransix147:
This one would be there forming gangster... That's how Aunty Jane turned 50 and single...

lol
NICE!

ismailaja:
tnkz nd nice meeting u

yez boss!
keep it real

ismailaja:
tnkz, i wunt try dat again, am a learner

yea
am a learner too but i've learnt not to do that ever again.

ismailaja:
why, wat did i do

oga,dat's not how to make friends with anyone(especialy ladies)
u don't force urself on them,you irritate them when you do.

tnx though,i was expecting to reply with an insult but you didn't.

ismailaja:
yez, i saw u in my dream, u put on a clown face nd wana kill me, so i met a herbalist nd dey told me dat d only solution i av is to mit u nd be fwend wit u, nd d herbalist told me b4 i cn approve it dat i must av ur contact

mtcheeew!!!

i want her to insult you like no one has done before.

ekoson95:
Have you ever heard of the program "True Nigerians: Heroes of Our TIme"?
It is a TV show anchored by Zaki Azzay....where he makes prominent Nigerians do what ordinarily they would'nt.

I have watched the following episodes:

- He made former Inspector General of Police, MD Abubakar to stand and control traffic on the street?
- He made Governor of Nasarawa, Tanko Almakura sell grinded-corn on the street
- He made Obasanjo change a baby's diapar
- He made late Dora Akunyili sell pure-water on the street


So, it was T.B. Joshua's turn, and Zaki made him carry those bags on rice on his head...

No need to some of you to wax your tongue carelessly about trivial things.


am not prejudiced towards anybody....as i am not a fan of TB Joshua either!

thank you sir
people(we) are always eager to judge

LEXYCOM:
after yours has broken beyond redemption...abi?

lol
evils..

the fact is that most people critisizing him can't even do a quater of what he's doing..
they'll say it's the church members' money,but atleast he's still helping and giving back to the poor.


Never been to his church tho.

i believe i just saw dude on facebook..@taygah
a friend of mine liked his pic..dats hw i saw him.
cute pic

eleko1:
U still dnt get it.Find a good lecturer in dept of English to explain the word Masquerade and it connotation.After that,reread my post again,U can't miss it dat way.Done with U

just what i expected.
done with you too..since the 13th century.

eleko1:
U can learn a trade/engage in something meaningful than wasting Ur time in school/than being a nuisance.(if only U are) Do u even knw about reasoning @ all?Where do I mention bathroom slippers as u stupidily type?There's reason why they teach U GST/GNS in school.Reread what I wrote,think clearly.And if U must knw,I left d system about 22 yrs ago.If U do whateva U like''Partying,binge,dress anyhow''U are free to go elsewhere.

Oh sorry!
i didn't know you are old enough to be my ancestor...
what do you mean by"if you want to dress like a masquerade,you can go to a public school"
you are implying that we lack discipline...and i just mentioned few stuff that are not allowed in the school.
And you are hear ranting like your life depends on it.
don't border replying someone that doesn't think clearly ok? if you do,then i give up!

eleko1:
Sorry,it is not wickedness,It is using Ur Head and common Sense ma.Why?I believe those undergraduate student read the handbook/prospectus clearly(abi nah their pa/ma helep them filled their form?)If U are in ROME,behave like the ROMANS.There are some place where there's speed limitation.If U overspeed,U'll pay for it.It is not time to heap a blame on d sch authority?We can only plead for them.If U must dress like masquerade,LASU,UNILAG,ABU,EKSU,OAU,UI dey there.

E be like say you nor well...
Lasu doesn't even allow three-quaters or bathroom slippers...even shades and face caps.

STOP INSULTING PUBLIC SCHOOLS.

Ayomax:
a 3rd class student in my school will have 2:1 in your so called 2nd best uni.

nice one bro...

nice one
but people often place me beyond what i place myself
inspiring tho.

MEILYN:
Na the guy cause your problem? Or are you a Sadist?

K

fimbar25:
lol


Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these Nigerians ... in
heaven o
GOD: What have they done this time?
Angels: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't
obey traffic rules, they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They
are reckless!(exasperated). In fact they have turned heaven
upside down since the first time we started admitting them.
GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to me...ehm let
me call Satan in hell to see how he's doing....
(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over there…?
Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to
resolve.
(ten minutes later)
GOD: hell-o Lucifer
Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis.
(one hour later)
Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.
GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over there?
Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell. He
(stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire in hell and
installed air conditioners"

hahahahahahaha!
lol...now this is a funny one.

hugelyendowed:
huge: cute tomatoes seller
tonto: oga
huge: come to my house and sell to me
tonto: my madam say make I no follow any man go house o
huge: don't worry I go do u well, I go buy everything
tonto: u mean am?
huge: yes na
tonto: OK make we de go

huge: climb upstairs
tonto: hia!! na 4 upstair u go buy am?
huge: yes cutie
tonto: hia, oga, me cutie? (bows her face down in a shy manner)
OK sir, shey u go buy all?
huge: yes I will & I go dash u money too & next time if u come again I go buy u handset
tonto: heeeeee!! handset? I go come,
huge: OK , come help me remove my shoes
tonto: OK
huge: also remove my trouser am tired, and come and massage my body
tonto: hey, oga ur body is soft oo. u big real big man o. oga y is ur tin big & hard?
huge: its bcs its hungry for u na, u like am?
tonto: yes na, I like am well well, my calabar boyfriend own de small.
huge: really? OK do any thing u wan do with am
tonto: aaaaaah!!!! u sweet ooo, oga.

Tonto: Hey oga, time don go ooo, my madam go kill me today.

Huge: don't worry, how much is the basket of tomatoes?
tonto: N5000 sir
Huge: OK take this N7000
Tonto: hey! (jumps up and hugs oga) thank u oga. oga u sweet well well.
Tonto: oga wen I go come back for my phone?
Oga: tomorrow
Tonto: OK sir. bye

never seen a joke as lame as this in my entire life..am not sure there'll ever be a joke this lame..ever!!

aljharem:
How ? I have not mentioned anything concerning his death. What was he doing in Dubai

What's wrong with dis man naw
so ur only concerned about what your friend is doing in Dubai after hearing about his death?
nawa oh!

samflexxy:
my broday I wonder o see the girl when she black

bros,are you serious?
dis one over ohh!

felifeli:
His mom is dead. Have a great time fvcking her

hehehehe!!!
tnks i will..

NoContract:
You can go and jail yourself.

I made reference to Vaseline. I did not refer to anybody.

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Please go Bleep yourself!

please can i fvck u mom?

well,i actualy think the write up is aimed at favouring the tiger.
i've also done some research and found out that the lion also came out victorious in more cases than cited above.
it's a pity i don't have the time to post links right now.
i luv both animals equally tho...d tiger seems to be kinda gentle while the lion gat swags.