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mstik: you nkoNa some pple dey do night vigil for my area.... Dem no gree me slp wit all their noise.... U? |
Nothing wey dis guys no dey use make money..... My own sef go soon ready sha |
Do u knw u av no power over what pops into ur mind? And u want 'jazz' to kill everybody you think of? God help U |
OkikiOluwa1: Sauce?U wan cook ni abi wetin? |
Two days ago |
So na only healthy foods dis guys dey give dem? WE R DOOMED..... |
These russians ehn? Always up to no good |
Who cares? |
This is seriously getting out of hand.... And sinx this is 9ja we r talking about, we all nid 2 personally ensure our collective safety cos our shambolic and inept leaders won't or don't even know how to control this.... |
mstik: they're both biatches duhU no dey slp ni? |
You call these credible mermaid sightings? Pictures/videos or its nt credible..... |
Y dem no go confidently send experts wen dem don invent one secret serum for ebola? |
No comment for now |
@Op, whatever issues u've got wit your intended victim, sort it out by talking to him or her..... Don't try 2 find out what you don't wan2 know |
All dis story cos of shopping mall? |
As an Arsenal fan, that Tottenham jibe got me cracking..... |
blizard44: Are you just being mischevious or what; this is Nigeria for your foolery sake. What's the stress in adding the 'American' to your heading when you know you ain't in America but in another soverign nation or is Obama now the president of planet Earth?I wonder oooo |
Nna, dis is serious.... I see real and personal viewing of dat joystick by d woman after d conclusion of service.... |
@Op, the title of your topic is misleading. Dem no mention Jonah name nw.... Wey dis woman wey dey sell koko sef? |
Long overdue...... *In Dame's voice* My fellow Nokia users, ow una dey ![]() |
MMMG14: Hey brodaaa........as far as BB subcrption is concerned, "AuntySalat" (Etisalat baba) is da best. 1k-3Gig-super fast network-plus 20% of al ya rcharge.Abegy.... Just last week, those yeye idiots(Etisalat) deducted almost 900N on my fone in d space of 3 days for whatsapp while I had an active BIS on. I called them and they confirmed their BIS supports whatsapp. The funniest thing is dat d minute I deleted whatsapp 4rm my fone, d deductions stopped. Till nw, I neva see 1 kobo collect bck 4rm dem. All I am trying to say is that THEY ARE ALL FRAUDS(MTN, Glo, Airtel and Etisalat). |
In Praize's voice...."Oh Lord of Mercy!!!" |
No Comment |
New uniforms or upgraded ammunitions and training This army heads don't know their priorities, do they![]() |
Didn't watch the video but from what I can see on the stills, that is Leonardo Dicaprio..... Not Orlando Bloom |
yungchop: Please house, I can kill chicken, goat, ram, lion etc, buh I can't kill a cockroach, please what am I?? Woman wrapper?? Super man?? Others (specify). And any suggestion of how to overcome the fear of cockroaches??Ewoooooo..... U dey lie.... U fit kill lion too? |
Smart move by Mr Presido..... Imagine Dame telling Michele "My fellow first ladies, how are you?" |
One word..... Evolution |
foresyht: sorry bro didnt mean to startle you this late,i just find it crazy and decided to add the pic so y'all can see how cruel life could be sometimes.peeps waste more than 2k on recharge card on the daily while some people get killed over such little changeNo hard feelings bro.... I av heard of pple die cos of 20N so I am not that surprised and dat just shows the level of rot in our society.... Absolutely no regard for human life anymore..... |
If true, then I must commend His Excellency for this.... God Bless Nigeria |

