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...bid this like adieu... time to get 'sniper' for the appointed day...

For a gut that seems to be telling tales of valour, why do you wanna take the cowardly way out?!

4-packs. E remain 2

annnikky:
You have to fill the boxes with numbers from
1-8 by following below mentioned rules.

Rule 1: Predecessor and successor can’t be
besides. Example if we take number 3 in any
box, than neither side of 3 can have 2 or 4.

Rule 2: Predecessor and successor can’t be
upside or downside. Example: if we take 3 in
any box, then the box above can not have 2
or 4, similarly box below can not have 2 or 4.

Rule 3: Predecessor and successor can’t be
diagonally either.

Rule 4: c is smaller than f, else there can be 2
solutions.

And now there can be only 1 solution.

What boxes?!

May God have mercy on the soul of the man that gives her head.

I urge ... that prayers... be made... for those in authority that we may live peaceful lives...

Show proper respect for everyone... honour the leader...

Seek the peace and prosperity of the city... Pray to the Lord for it, because if it prospers, you too will prosper


Decapitation has never been a cure for headache. But what do I know?!

annnikky:
Four criminals are caught in a minor offence,
they pleaded judge to release them without
any punishment. As it was a minor offence,
judge told them that they will be freed
without punishment, but only if they can

solve a puzzle

All four of them are lined up on some steps.
A wall separates the 4th person from other three.

So to summarize:-

Criminal 1 can see 2 and 3
Criminal 2 can see 3
Criminal 3 and 4 can’t see any one else

Criminals are wearing hats, they are told that
there are two white hats and two black hats.
They can’t see their own hat color and are
told to shout their hat color as soon as they
get to know for certain what color it is.

They are not allowed to turn around or move.
They are not allowed to talk to each other.
They are not allowed to take their hat off.

Who will shout first ?

joshysmartie:
if criminal one see two and three and doesnt shout criminal 2 will shout..

...because 2 will know that for 1 not to shout, he (2) has a different color of hat from 3

A couple of additional inches would boost my morale

Take God and your academics seriously. And learn programming.

20... YES!!!

kinginvagina:
yes i said it if you think you look better challenge me and drop your photos.

Oya... check am

elbukaze:
God emphasized in his commandment that though should not commit adultery, Sex before marriage is quite different from Adultery, the Bible said and I quote Deutoronomy 22:28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 22:29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. But if they are not found Brother the Bible is not against it

Wawuu!!!

MrBrownJay1:
Here is a clue: many great men of the bible had baby mamas, mistresses and concubines (which they were NOT married to), and they were not viewed as sinners by god (check Abraham, king David, King Solomon etc)...

So it is very simple: so long as the babe is NOT married to another man, it is NOT a sin.

Wawuu!!!

I fell in love with Zayn Malik, now my life has no direction.

Sexybbstar

https://www.nairaland.com/3781317/lets-play-game

May 27th....

I know, just let it slide.

I fell in love with a telecoms engineer, now I'm living on the edge.

skywalker001:
if introvert marry introvert they will born imbeccccile
#TeamExtrovert

Menwongo, help me slap this guy, abeg.

I put your needs before mine... and I can catch a grenade for you... literally.

Following

Alesandese:
I'm humourless. Most especially towards strangers

Have fun.

Let me make some assumptions about you...

1. You express yourself more over chat/text than over call/speech...

2. "And she's not like that if you really get to know her" has been said a lot about thee

3. I'm guessing introvert

4. Few close friends but sizeable acquaintances

5. More male friends?!

How wrong am I?

Olubee22:
That no 5, dont even bother to call me back once I leave your stall. If you like run after me,i wont go back ,rada rada.

No. 5 really pisses me off...

If I walk away from a shop, and I'm later called back to come purchase the goods for the price I mentioned, I will reduce the amount I offered before, gbabe! What kind of lame ass test is that?!

I will gladly saunter away.... at least, I now have a better idea of the price.

Ex no 1: hope you have a long D

Ex no 2: hope you have a long fat D

Tell her you got a toilet infection you don't wanna give her

Introvert, quiet and unreadable.

Been vs. Being.