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Abegi, shey na free she dey do d director general, why she no go die for d post?

Gombs: Egbon mi,shey OP ask for Essay abi Debate?....nice copy n paste tho,but eh....u try

u are funny

Firstly; confident can be define as: firmly trust, feeling of certainty, boldness and thing told confidientialy.
Lack of confident cause the mind to always be in pain when in crowd of new people.
For you to gain confident, you need the following steps:
1. Trust in you abilities, if you do not trust your abilities, u ill never have confident. Try to develop urself in d area u know u are weak, and never compare urself with another person, because u are u with differen purpose in univers.
2. Always feel positive, think positive of urself, do not always think of your weakness.
3. Always be urself, and believe in urself because u are unique.
4. Always be in the dress that ill make u comfortable.
5. When speaking to people, try to speak loudly, boldly and make eyes contact.
6. List area of ur weakness and try to make them parfect if posible.
7. Do not afread of failure, when u are afread of failure, u will never do anything comfortably.
8. Do positive things that are bigger than u,
9. Try to speak to 5 new people u meet every day.
10. Every weekend, go to new place to have fun.

In nutshell, u don't want him anymore, in relationship, if u and ur guy are not compatable or u don't understand each other, it is better to cut off the relationship, than married and divioce.
I must frankly tell u, if both of u married, there ill be problem, because u don't love him, u only like him, because love is unconditional.
My advise for u is to quite d relationship.

Kslib: I can never say "i am sorry".. I dont just know why. That`s why i always mind my business and hardly offend people... Maybe with time sha..

try to replace that with another behaviour, cos it's not good for u as a female

k2039: I'm extremely shy when it comes to girls and obviosly I dont have the gut to say 'hi' to a new girl,it feels like heaven will fall.

hmmm, i was once like u.
U can settle this by determing to be speaking to 2 girls everyday, their positive response will boost u up,
act fast or you will end up married who you did not love.

Richfella: Bro, you have all the 'talent' you need to open a MEGA church right there. Talk about one's MEGA TALENT .

u don wound my bele with lough

ItsModella: The ability to predict the price of garri

female like u are scarce, one of
my dreams is to marry woman that will always make me lough

Attend God fearing mega church, join choir group in the church, try to be stand out in choir so that u can be notice and try to be connected to 2 or more wealthy God fearing members of the church, after 5 months, tell them u need a job that they should help u. U will come back for testimony.

Firstly, low self esteem is when you look down on yourself or when your do not believe in your self.
Low self esteem is cause by the following factors:
1. Enviroment; A child that was brought in a poor local enviroment will look down on his self when he meet with his mate that was brought up in good and wealthy enviroment.
2. Parental upbringing; if parent always ulter negative words to thier children, with time the child will believe and started to react to the words (self fulfilling prophecy)
3. Over control; when you do not give your child liberty to express his abilities by asociate with his play mate, later on, the child will develop low self esteem in area of social interaction.
4. Discouragement and abusive words are not good to be use for children, it kills thier abilities.

Later in teen and adult age, all thise will form thier personality.
Personality is the sum total of the behavioural and mental characteristics that are distictive of an individual.

fustrated drivers, na poverty work!

franchizy: I have always said it that 90% of Boko Haram sects are igbos and christians. God is vindicating us the Muslims. More truth will come out. Insha Allah

Nothing muslims can do to justify themself that they are not boko haram.
They are looking for any miss to justify themself.
My brother, where, when and how did u do ur research b4 u arived on that percentage?
We knew that is not all muslims are boko haram.

yuzedo: I look left
I look right
I look left again
I lock the door
I bring out my vaseline/soap
I unzip my d(ic)k
I rubbbbbbbbbbbb
I c(u)m
I rest

I look left again...
I look right again...

I believe 75% of Niger on Nairaland are comedian.

I always imaging seeing myself in my future dream places

Umar Sanda: ppl like u only succeded in wasting their parents money in skool. If u have ur evidence, charge hm 2 court or get ur cowboy 2 do it. Wen ur Godfather termd an election do or die, does dat mak hm a BH sponsor?

hope u are one of his trained bh graduated student, don't worry, d blood of d dead one ill never sleep. It shall lead u guys to join them there very soon.

HNosegbe: Provide incontrovertible proof that Buhari is a sponsor of Boko Haram.

Mr. Man, go back to read previouse buhari's statement about this country, or u are just awaken frm sleep ni?

Envy people are very dangeriouse, especialy at work.
When i faced this problem in my office, thise are what i did;
1. Be prayerfull (mean spiritualy strong)
2. Be very vigilant and sensitive in doing and words that will be comming out of your mouth in their present, because they can use your words against or trap you.
3. Do not trust any body, but be friendly and let them know you know that they don't like u.
4. Have spy among them that ill be given you thier wicked plan, but do not totaly trust the spy.
5. Use youe trap to catch thier leader, that is, let him commite what will make him to lost his job. Strike the shephered and the sheeps will scatered
5. Then, others will scatered.
6. Have the secret of others in your hand.
7. You have silent them for ever.

Serendipity: Granted, there are vestiges of truth in what he said. It's just that the man's image has been somewhat sullied and besmirched

there is no truth in anything.
The only people that can make this statement and be accepted as truth, are people that had contributed to Nigeria Educational development, which we do not have any thin date.
In what way did the learders (rulers) in Nigeria have encourage the youth to read?
We have many graduate, but no work.
You read to be an accountant, but when you went for an interview in Bank a diplomal certificate earner in Agriculture would be favoured due to his connection. How would some youths be encourage to read?

acidtalk: The issue of having a favorite child is unavoidable. It is Natural.

But the issue of openly displaying it is why their is a broken family ties amongst siblings today.

This have led to siblings now relating like total strangers.

Some parents took the favorism to the peak and it has led to the collapse of love and unity amongst siblings today.

Good comment, favourite is unavoidable, but parent should not show it out for others to know.

Once more, i like your comment.

Hahaahahha! The man has learned the most lesson of his life in adult age.
I remember when i was a teeneger at kaduna, I recieved one whiped by my community leader (may angwa), I danced breaking dance like late Micheal Jackson. I believe thesame the manager will be dancing when he was whiped

[quote author=Okija_juju] I'm sure you didnt see an 'lol' in my post..

@ Boko Haram..

4. All Northern state houses of assembly..

5. All non performing Northern state local government HQ..

6. Yerima of Zamfara States crib..

7. Buhari of CPCs crib..

8. Atiku Abubakars crib

9. All Oyedepos jets.[/quote]u need to go and take ur drug.. Bro!

oluface: I swear by Allah BOKO HARAM are not muslim they are just hiding under islam. Insha Allah they shall die bx their own sword.

Stop talking out of point. We are discoursing about attack, u are trying to divert the topic to religion. Serve God, not being religion fanatic

[quote author=190-the-clown]they shouldnt have given him that WATER

that was the fatal mistake they made, he would have stayed if they didnt give him that water

ive heard of such happen in Nigeria before but this time, the dude woke up and asked for oil -

he was never given, taken back to the clinic and properly treated!

he didnt go back again,

wah suprises me nw is do dead bodies now wake up these days and demand for anytin, who knows maybe ABACHA fit wake up one day

ask for garri and groundnut before going back to his grave


just saying#[/quote]too funny...hahahahaha!

[quote author=acidosis™]Is this a general madness or what? ?

A criminal stole money meant for a CHURCH and you all are asking why the church reacted? ? Is the money meant for you?? your relatives or your grandfathers??[/quote]d church is wrong by sending him to jail in accord to Holy Bible writen.
In d book of james, 'It said, brethren, if there is dispute among d brethren, they should settle it among themself.
But d action d church took is not a chritian pratice.
The bible sead forgive, but the church didn't follow.
It means the head or leaders of the church are false men of God.

Iyanuj1: Considerin d world 2day,many false teachers seem true cuz d bible made it clear dt satan is become light. D truth is bitta bt d fact still remains dt Past. W.F. Kumuyi speaks d whole truth. Brethren,there is a cross to carry,a price to pay 2 enter in2 heaven(a place whr peter & paul are). Fellow nairalanders,don't be deceived by motivational & prosperity preachers.A WORD IZ ENOUGH 4 D WISE. Thnks.

who are u to call anyone false? U dis religion fanatic

Rolly83: Pls i would like to know,what if i'm AA and she is SS can one get married(Doctors in the house pls respond).

yes, U ill hav AS

If woman posses 4 and 7, she is perfectly ok.

pappilo: The funny thing is that these Babylonians say it is freedom of speech to insult prophet Mohammed (I am a christian but respect all religions)but recently sent a young man, Matthew Woods, to prison for 3 months for making jokes about a little girl that was abducted and murdered and sent another man, Barry Thew, whose son died in police custody to 8 months in prison for wearing a t shirt celebrating the murder of 2 police cuntstables in manchester.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-19869710

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-19911943

Point of correction.
You are a chrislam

The book of books

Myne White: 16, 17, 19, 21, 25?



Someone said - well, 19 is too young. I got married at 22, I have 3 kids and to be honest I blame my husband for so many things. No 1, I did not reach my full potential. For crying out loud I had 8As in secondary school!!!! in uni I was just ordinary and struggling. I love my kids and I love my husband, if I could turn back time, I would wait at least 4 years before marrying my hubby. To be honest my parents, grandparents, uncles and aunties asked me to wait but I refused and married with my big head. This is my story, others may have a different experience.

http://www.mynewhitmanwrites.com/2012/10/how-old-is-too-young-to-get-married.html

Psychologically, there are stages u most past through to be fully mature to get marry, If you did not pass through those stages as a youth, you will some how feel regreat and blamed yourself of geting married. If care is not taking, you will be looking for slice mistakes in your marriage for divoice to come, for you just to fill the void you did not fill when you ware in youth.
My advice for people like this is to accept the condition and be with their spouse for better for worse, and just try to be having fun you like to have for the void to be fill.

7:37am
I believe in the bible, it is the pilgrim’s
map and the Wikipedia of Christianity. But
it is sad to notice that (Nigerian) pastor
only preach what “ sells”. Go to churches
and all you hear is preaching on increase,
overflow and divine multiplication.
Increase is good and but what of
contentment? 1 Tim 6:6 says; “ but
godliness with contentment is great
gain .” So why don’t pastors preach it?
This one-sided preaching has led to the
abuse of the pulpit. “Open heavens
offering”, “first fruit offering”, “challenge
God offering”, “seed of faith offering” etc
Listen, “Give, and it shall be given unto
you” doesn’t mean that God is a Micro-
Finance bank that gives return on
investments. The last I checked, God stills
loves a cheerful giver o.” So I challenge
you, if your pastor has ever preached
contentment, give me the church address
and I will become a member (I am
currently searching for a purpose driven
church to worship with). Jesus was
content, the apostles were content, and
Paul was content, so why don’t Nigerian
pastors preach contentment?
Happy Sunday!

Is a natural thing, human can't be contemted with wealth, because d day u are contemted, d day u start deminshing.
Have you attended all d churches in nigeria or you have done your research b4 concluding that all pastor are not preaching contenment or you just wanted to criticise?

Are u contemted?

Two anti-corruption agents in Nigeria
have been given five-year prison terms for
accepting bribes.
The Economic and Financial Crimes
Commission said its officers had been found
guilty of asking for about $630 (£390) from
a politician to stop a supposed investigation.
He informed the EFCC which organised a
sting operation to catch the agents.
The EFCC has faced criticism in its attempts
to tackle what some see as entrenched
high-level fraud in Nigeria.
Rights groups say the commission, set up in
2002 - three years after military rule, has
often been under the influence of
politicians.
In a statement, the EFCC said Douglas William
and Abba Ishaku were arrested in October
2010 after trying to bribe Kullima Kachalla,
the chairman of a local government
administration in Borno state.
The agents had told the politician they
would destroy documentation to launch an
alleged investigation into his
mismanagement of public funds.
During the sting operation, the court heard
how Mr Kachalla brought the money to the
EFCC's office in the capital, Abuja.
"It was in the course of the receipt of the
money that the two staff were arrested and
subsequently arraigned," the EFCC statement
said.
"In his ruling, Justice [Abubakar] Umar said
because the convicts have suffered enough
humiliation, their sentence should start from
the date of their arraignment," the
commission said.
BBC Nigeria correspondent Will Ross says
that, to many Nigerians this is yet another
case to prove that when it comes to
corruption, only relatively minor cases are
ever dealt with.
After all what is $630 compared to the
billions of dollars that are believed to have
been stolen in a fuel subsidy scam, he says.
Several fuel traders are due in court in
connection with the scam but once again
they are small players, our correspondent
notes.
Nigeria anti-fraud EFCC
agents jailed for taking
bribes
The two EFCC agents were arrested two
years ago after accepting money from a politician

pray for God forgiveness and direction, and start a good and holy life.
Commiting sucide will never solve the issue, find a good man of God to councel you and starte an holy life.