₦airaland Forum

mirexxx:
I am 50

ok sweerie

truth be told uncle jonah try abeg.he was only blinded by people around him he got the reality of things few months to election and almost performed wanders but it was too late.he was blind folded by sycophants

mirexxx:
last year in skul
i was on my way to the supermarket
my grandpa's mate was in a car calling on me!!
excuse me! excuse me! following me with the car!
i just ignored him!
all this old Alhajis with 10 wives still going around chasing kids!



I was like....I'm 16!
are you outta ur mind??

so you are 17 now

coogar:
oh my gosh, shut the fück up!



can you just shut that cesspit you called a mouth? if you weren't cursed with dyslexia, i already made it clear i was just pulling legs by mentioning okorocha. if you have 1% of my knowledge base, you wouldn't be replying me with your single digit IQ.

so why exactly did you insult me bro

coogar:
they should give it to rochas okorocha!

which yeye saraki?

rochas is not a senator

koredex4love:
When will some e-rats stop propaganda and stop using false evidence to deceive people.they are just walking arround false information.kerosine have always been sold for 50naira/ltr ,its only when you buy at some dealers on the street that you buy at 70naira.Is this the way they wants to start deceiving us they are working for the next four year?

why not walk to a filling station close to you and ask the price first.

freemanbubble:
nothing have been adjusted. If you are still excited about buhari's victory doesn't mean you should create topics like this.
I taught you wanted to say that since buhari was declared winner, we haven't heard of boko haram.
This how some gullible youths praise our leaders when they are being elected and at the end they will fail.
Not all topics are supposed to make front page. The value of dollar to naira still remain the same. Kerosine has been sold for 50perlitre since 1862

sick frustrated fellow

tola9ja:
[size=18pt]deactivate ur account as you promise if buhari win and he as won[/size]

CHECK THIS THREAD TO CONFIRM


https://www.nairaland.com/2234039/oremussanctus-bashing-buhari-compilation#32289138

hahaha I never took them for their words am surprised you did

sinizia:
So if we're dating and I cheat on you, I can tell the excuse of "I was moved by the lady I cheated on"? And you'll forgive? Some women have no self-worth.

Our ist maid stayed with us for like 10 years and helped with bathing us when we're toddlers, matured into a beautiful young sexy lady. Cooked our foods sometimes, especially when my mom traveled for her business trips. Guess what? My dad never cheated with her. A faithful man, no matter how the wife leaves the maid with him will respect the sanctity of their marriage!!

untill they are caught,norhing happened,dont speak for your father cos these things Are done in the dark

Teempakguy:
Men sleep with their maids is bad ke?
Isn't that what maids are for? Helping the wife in her Marital duties?

waoooo!!! a very very strong irony.i will never forget what you just said

you didn't show us the picture if the boobs and you want us to believe,haba nah!!! you kept jagaing me till I finished reading your post

care to share the recipes?

Ishilove:
So after all the mouth they've been making they know how to congratulate? They were acting as if the presidency is their birthright, yet barely 2hours later, they're singing a new tune and sending hypocritical congratulatory messages.

How fickle. This is a lesson to all. They'll love you when you're in power and abandon you when they're done with you.

so you are not happy with this development or what? some people sef

golddust6000:
You are such a castrated slowpoke, who cares if the senate comes from the east?

;Dcalm down we range una minister of special duties

MayorofLagos:
I have made it a duty to kick Ibo into a state of political awakening, whether they like or not.
Yes, thats what I said.....whether they like it or not they will see me on Ibo politics for next 4years.

First, my inlaws distanced from APC because according to them it was Awolowo party....only cow herders (referring to Fulani) and amala and ewedu (referring to Yoruba) people should be members.....it is below Ibo to belong in APC.

They failed to assess risks and calculate forward that in the event of a NW/SW win at the executive, the legislative will be a crucial base from which to protect SE interest.

Now we are looking to distribute power and everyone has a horse standing on the line and ready to carry the weight but guess whose horse is again positioned behind the wagon? Ibo people don fail me again!

When Ibo reps and senators...all PDP and in minority need help from other zones to defeat a bill, na who dem go ally with now? The cow herders or the amala eater?


Ibo suffer head version II is about to start....and its all self inflicted, courtesy of Ohanaeze!

Bross take am easy nah!! these guys are still leaking their wounds.no come start another fight for here,cos if any flat headed man catch you now e go take anger tear you into shreds

CFCfan:
Exactly. And no one has raised a fuss about that for the last 4 years.
The Northwest can be given other 'juicy' positions within the executive branch, and the positions of majority leader, chief whip, and chairmanship of some key committees.

did I hear you say juicy!!! you sit down at home when others were at the Battle field, now they have come back to share the spoils then you suddenly sprung up asking for juicy share.abeg park.anything wey reach you don reach you

ferhyntorlah:
I concur.

very true

fiftynaira:
George akume can still fit in since his from middle belt! Buh david mark remains minority leader!

minority leader!!!! ¤¤falls off nepa pole¤¤ funny but real

pheeeeeeerw!!!!av been bored since yesterday when will I see some action again

father mbakas house be like Jerusalem now,come see crowd as if na him win election the guy come dey feel like James bond

SuperModerator:
Normally, the we the Igbos would have been compensated with senate president or speaker, but APC is the majority and we have no candidate that won the National assembly from APC.
The Igbos detest APC so much, now they can see the consequence.... We won't have the first, second, third or fourth citizen of Nigeria


Note: don't take the picture attached serious, it is just a joke

Pls take this down sir,are the MODS alive at all? Ok they are all in romance section ;

YoursGEJ:
Let us show PDP how a democracy works. No more David Mark and 'the Ayes have it'

are you not suppose to be in otuoke? what are you still doing here

I do not self service,but I wet my pants when I heard this result I just hope I don't have a medical condition

yorke1:
Buhari should start thinking of means to finance the affairs of Nigeria through rearing of cattle and the rest. He should not think we are going to allow him come closer to the oil in Niger Delta.

It is time to go back to the creek!

na then you go knw say the army under GEJ and the army under the old war horse no be the same.ask obj

chukzzy1:
age is no barrier??...I doubt you've heard of demensia

kpele ooo!!!

buhari is a terrorist. [b][/b] I will miss those guys sha

donphilopus:
Thought APC was an Islamic Party. How come they fielded a Christian against a PDP Muslim in a (core) Northern State (though Middle belt)?!

Christians in Niger should be about 30%

kindnyce:
HAHAHA,I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN TIVS ARE D MAJORITY...
EX.GOV AKUME APC HAS WON..

SUSWAM IS FIGHTING A BATTLE OF HIS POLITICAL LIVE

GEMADE IS TEACHING HIM A GREAT LESSON

benue people were down with pdp but suswan had killed pdp in benue let no one deceive you.in tiv land it's a one way party and that apc,sadly my I was with pdp but truth is obvious who are idoma to determine the political tide in benue

kindnyce:
GUY STOP THAT BLABBING...

ONLY PLATEAU AND PROBABLY BENUE ARE FOR PDP..

GET UR FACCTS RIGHT...

4 STATES IN N/C ARE FOR APC

benue for pdp?? are you alright? that result if from idoma land hone if David mark if they had the majority they would have produced a governor

lalasticlala:
http://leadership.ng/news/421653/jonathan-favoured-as-inec-announces-results-in-benue

all these are in iona land and you equate it to Benue? what us the population if idoma compared to tivs who are core apc you are a joker