Kamo kpeyol- He's always on Chinos trousers which we call 'kamo' back then.

MTN- we didn't mean the network provider you know... No! Ours meant "Maintain The Nose". He had a relatively large nose and could smell food from a distance. No wonder he was made the kitchen master. We even placed an MTN sticker in the upper room (dining).

We also had Tolotolo, "begin to conjugate", mogambo, and so on

Oya o...where are all the ladies looking for a tall guy for marriage?

Cane/light - To have sex with a girl

Loot/Loose part - girl wey dey share kpekus upandan without apology.

Powerful/glorious - you know that kinda food you cook once in a blue moon when you've got small cash.

Flap- To steal

etc....
#iRepUNIJOS

Heheheee! One evening with her abi?! So that you wee go'an rape her shey. Na to cut your PERSONALITY comot na

#lolz... Someone asked if Messi plays football ... And I said "no, he's in the army and he's the dude with the hammer in THOR"

Lordprez:
or she is a flashing a huge green lantern

Green Lantern ko...flash ni

Blood of Zachariah! After collecting signature on paper...mailman also dropped his own signature before leaving. Hmm.....nice!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! Another 2mb wasted........ God help us!

JanuaryTempest:
Maybe you look hungry

Heheheee... Easy on the guy naw

She means you should go and eat yam! Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.......

Wouldn't say she caught me..... Instead she found 11 condoms in my sweater pocket when I was away in boarding school. And she always advised me against following girls oo. You guessed right....when I came home for break, she told me she found SOMETHING in my sweater. My mind just relate sharp sharp. I just feigned ignorance. The woman no trust me with woman again o

Oga Op... I know that girl in the third picture. Na University of Jos she dey.... And you no kuku mention her school sef.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

#noCOMMENT

Crazy Kid! I too like crazy things like this thing wey happen to me the other day

.. The REAL picture of the day

Pishure nko?? Abi you dey dream

Long story! If they haven't saved your number......their dp no go show for your side. Simple!!!

Error! Error!! Error!!! Blood of Onesimus . 1mb don waste again.

#March4GEJ!

THE INDEFINITE CLOSURE OF UNIVERSITY OF JOS AND THE EVENTS THAT LED TO SAME.
WAS THE STRUGGLE WORTH THIS MUCH TROUBLE?
Many students believe the decision of students represented by the Student Union Government, led by Com. Abel Nnok Ndu to boycott exams and go on PEACEFUL protests seeking for reduction in school charges was miscalculated and totally wrong in purpose and timing. For very obvious reasons, the final year students especially, are the most pained by this action and no doubt, the most hit. BUT WAS IT WORTH IT?
First, on the premise that the purpose of the boycott and protest was not justified, I beg you to if you are a UNIJOS student, look at your last school fees receipt and go through it again. Beginning with the notorious University Development Levy of N10,000.00; is there any justification for such charges considering several months of our lives that were wasted by the strike by our lecturers which produced very lofty grants to universities including University of Jos? Prof. Tyoden who introduced that levy claimed it was because of lack of funds from the Federal Government who own the school. The current administration also adopted the same excuse when it came onboard. You and I know however know that neither Tyoden nor the present VC has utilized any of those funds. Yes, some developments are going in the school’s permanent site but a closer look at the wooden posts besides those buildings will show you that they are TETFUND projects. Even if they are not, I think it is no longer plausible that you charge students fees to develop the schools that admittedly, the Federal Government is now taking good care of. Let us not forget that last year during the ASUU strike, the body of Vice Chancellors had in a meeting calling on ASUU to call off their action, said the Federal Government has done its best in the funding of the Universities. I then ask why bother poor students further with the development levy?
Other unjustifiable charges that you and I pay include Security Levy: I thought it was the duty of my government to protect me and I must not pay for it. How has the security in the university improved since the payment of this so called ‘Security Levy’? There is also the Computer Based Tests fee of a whooping N2, 000.00. I only used those things in my 200 level when they were introduced for our GSTs. Two years after, I am still paying for computer-based tests when I do not have any business with their death trap computers. Funny enough, even postgraduate students are also charged for computer-based tests. This charge is aside the ICT levy of N4, 000.00. We also pay SUG and departmental dues to the school, who do not remit it to the unions and as a result, the SUG and the different faculty and departmental unions make us pay again. There is also the issue of acceptance fee of an elephantine N25, 000.00- two times higher than the school fess of other federal universities in Nigeria.
So again, I ask, should students protest to demand the reduction/removal of this absurd charges?
I strongly believe we were justified to have protested. I believe if I get half of the services this charges we pay for are meant for, I may not be complaining as I am now. However, we do not. We still receive lectures in dilapidated lecture halls. There is no water in the hostels. Our toilets are cholera harvest fields. The roads in P-SITE is a dead trap even for students trekking. Our cafeterias barely have up to 20 seats that can take light weigh fellows like myself. The lists goes on.
Join the SUG in saying NO to further charges that only end up in people’s pockets and not the growth of the only 2nd Republic University still toddling when its mates and far juniors are running.
The second question is whether the protest should have come now, putting into view the scheduled exams and the need to catch up with other schools who are already on break. It is the view of students who were and still are opposed to the protest that we should have waited until after the exams but i tell u nothing would have been achieved after exams as students will resume a new semester by paying fees so this was our best shot..Pls help rebc

University of Jos closed down till further notice!!!

Kamo kpeyol
Matamba
Spirit
Kwankor
Igbum
wakadogo
MTN=Maintain The Nose

kai! Dem plenty o!

Solomon Lange- God is good