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Happy Birth Day To Me

Thank you lord for another blissful chance to celebrate this life of mine,i am so grateful..

They are all going obsolete.

Simi just saved this song I swear!!!!


D Mr Eazi voice is very poor.






Can't davido,wizkid,tiwa and simi do one collabo naa.


I will just advise simi to do collabo with phyno

Then what have we benefited in Lagos from this present administration ?


Sometimes, before you proscribe others, watch yours first.


Lagos roads has lots of pot holes.

Electricity in Lagos is something else.

Lagos is very dirty and why stop environmental which is done every last Saturday of the month?

Nigeria police has graduated from #20 naira to #100 naira

Money no longer flows like as it used to be, remember, all these started when APC started presiding Nigeria.


Truth be told, Ambode is securing his own appointment with the FG .


Vision 2019, immediately Atiku is declared winner, 98% of APC candidates will decamp to PDP.

Because they are covetous in nature.


Please nairalanders, could someone explain to me what this words below means;

"Dey there make pant Dey wear you"

omooba969:
Nigerians are so judgemental...haba!

You are the type that obey pastors order and refuses to see the error in their lifestyle.


Infact, you are the type that pastor will say lie down, and you lie, then he climbs on your body with his new Italian shoe of which you bought for him .

Everyone knows APC is a party of disappointment and shame.

A hundreds like if you atikuobilate .


I pity that osun aspirant that sold his votes to APC . He should be in pains by now.

Peteryt01:
No, d one on black wears

In black, not on black.

APC is coming for Nairaland .

Hope this media won't be banned.

But the truth must surely be out.

RIP English.


How can she say she prefers to date a yahoo guy than a bet9ja own




you prefer to date a yahoo guy to a bet9ja punter .

Fr Mbaka should be very careful with what he says, those politicians are very dangerous.


As a man of God, win souls for God and not winning votes for politicians.

Why is their pussy shinning?


The rate of death nowadays is somewhat frightful. Investigation should be done and justice prevail.

bolinjkezzy:
It started from the fact that after spending four or five years in school, on your convocation day is when they will start telling you there is no job anywhere that you need to embrace farming like we all should be farmer.
Those that decided not to embrace farming and become self employed are frustrated by the government via tax and epileptic power supply. There is different between yahoo and ritualist, don't get it twisted.

Exactly, they wouldn't tell them what's ahead untill convocation.

If he/she does yahoo,his/her business.


Don't be surprised that those who are against yahoo are those that have good job with high pay. They jealous yahoo guys because all they do is to work with their laptops and phones and within a month,maga pays in millions While they the jealous ones with goog job,high salary will be angry because they are being controlled by their various bosses .





I know a guy who could teach you yahoo now, before December 23rd you go hammer upto 850k. sure one ooo.


Let's assume you extracted 50 mails and of which one is a rich Arabian maga. if he eventually pays, them from àrab the money begins to move this way; from àrab to Switzerland-to Germany- to uk-to canada-to south Africa-to Ghana-to Nigeria.



With dis, they cannot trace the money. You buy venza,change wardrobe, buy expensive watch,lodge in a hotel, sleep with girls etc.



Maga must pay!!!!!!


But as a Christian, don't dupe your brother or fellow being. Do good and make clean money.

listen to the advice above.

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Hope it's not Ekuke?


Even trained German Shepard won't eat what strangers have dropped.

GEJ is the main man there. Democracy during his regime was the best.

kenodrill:
The most corrupt couple Africa has ever recorded

Not everything you read online is true. Do you know what it means to be a president?

Do you know how looting started?


As a president, when the reps bring budget and bills, you do the signing and cbn releases money.

When this money is released,there the looting starts. Gej hands are clean, so stop following multitudes to gossip and deframe heroes on social media.


My observation : From your comment, you are from the western part of Nigeria. But what can you say about this current administration?

Kelly handsome and Olu maintain are the two musicians that made Nigerian youths to indulge in yahoo.


He sings," one million dollars, teba convertie si naira."


The other sings," maga don pay shout hallelujah ..." He even went future to tell us how it's been done where maga will send control number. .


Back then year 2005, On Sunday morning when going for early morning service, you would see lots of them coming out from cafe.

Don't just say cold water, but cold drinks or any cold liquid be it beer or wine.

The day I went for my first interview. (The original shoe I bought for 18k).

As I alighted from the bus,i went straight to a roadside clobber, I told him I have an interview and he should hurry with polishing my shoe. He told me to sit down and he took my shoes to get polish along with him. I waited and waited on him but he didn't come back with my shoe. It was already 9am and I was called that it's time, that I should step in but I told them my plight. They adjusted my interview to 10 am. I waited but that idiot clobber didn't return. I was confused , so i decided to knock at someone's gate closer to me. An old man opened the gate and asked who I was looking for?, I gave him straight answer and I told him my plight that he should lend me one of his shoes, He said he doesn't have. It was 10:30, they called and said they will postpone mine.

I finally saw one young guy and I explained to him,he gave me his and I put it on, and headed for my interview despite the postponement.


I finally got there at 12:23 pm and guess what?

GNLD

2013

The reverend father told them that when ever they got stopped by a guy or a guy decided to offer them a ride,their response should be "I am expensive, adim very expensive." He was trying to explain self respect to them but girls of nowadays are just covetous, they want money money money, outing, iphone x, car dis and dat.


The love of those days girls had for their man was based on his neatness, hardworking,intelligence,handsomeness, and most especially his trust towards her.


Nowadays girls just want a rich dude who ride expensive cars and who can buy them iphone x and credit their account.





Any girl who falls for ritualistic shouldn't be mourned.

Misplaced priority. What has army got to do with elections?

He shouldn't be making that statement but rather finding a way to decimate the terrorist called bokoharam. Soldiers were being killed and they don't even wanna show concern.


It's like everyone is after his / her own pocket .

What are Nairaland mods doing??, this ought to be brought to FP.

Vipers are very venomous.


You gat to be extra careful with that environment especially at night.

My memory card of course.


That was how my phone got stolen,the thief dropped my sim and left with my memory card and phone.


I lost my music,pictures,files..

There is this music I love playing every morning when I wake up, I lost that song and I didn't even know who sang it. I triedto find it on YouTube but I couldn't.

We are in dry season, everyone should be very careful when handling fire.

I remembered a ware house at Lagos Island that caught fire as a result of explosives stored in carton.

netpro:
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President Buhari will keep doing his best for Nigeria.

Sai Buhari all the way!

God bless Nigeria!

So you are one of those pple that edit pictures. You stole that from Jay Z's pic

He should be exonerated and freed, then let the army recruit him.


Just send only him to sambisa to fight those deadly terrorist called bokoharam.


I just pity this man, when your charm sees Mac 5 it will leave you and run

Enoch

God took him away because he was perfect. He became an inspiration for all repentance for all ages to come.

The best thing to Man is for God to take you away from this wicked world.


I need to be an inspiration for repentance, Only looking at me,one will wanna repent.


Let me explain further,

I attended to one of the catholic Sunday mass for thanksgiving of my friend. I saw a beautiful reverend sister in her early 24 or 23 she was fair in complexion, what she does is to make the deaf and dumb understand what the priest is saying by making signs with her hand.

I became inspired by what she does and her appearance, I feel as if I have repented and and closer to God.


This is the same with Enoch. He went to heaven without passing through death.

Nonsense


Don't worry when a snake finds you in one of the bushes around, it's gonna say an enemy has been sent to attack it.



Some people are mentally unstable,or is it too much of fire fire fire you shout.



Go and watch snake in the city on DSTV, Channel Nat Geo Wild, and your current state will change.