₦airaland Forum

finalboss:
mine was spinning continuously, i started sweating

close one of your eyes and see if it does rotate continuously

To be candid

Gift of life.

How many of you have observed these:

1. When election is drawing closer, we hear news of boko haram menace.

2. After election, they are dead gone till the next election is drawing closer.





Why is it only in the North they operate?, like how do they manage to get weapons despite having check points,vigilantes and officers assign to monitor movements .


Something doesn't seem right, all we need is to eliminate their sponsors and they are dead gone.


Without money, vixen cannot travel, so vixen needs money to travel. #understand the logic

He did good for them but they voted him out because of tribalism/ religion.

The Northern leaders don't even wanna see peace reign in their state.


A white man once said,"what is the problem with Nigerians, you will see a good aspirant with bright future but choose doom instead."



When will a bottle of coke be sold for #10 again?

When will 1 liter of fuel be sold for #60 again?

When will coster biscuit be 8 in one seal again?


Most important, when will money flow again?



Nairalanders I wonna know your minds



If you have hope this country will be great again click like for the person above me, other wise click share for the person below me.

Hate comments everywhere .

Why can't we encourage him rather to blasting and criticizing him.


Congrats man,keep making it big

No matter whatever you do, an enemy must always emerge to proscribe your work.

Nice book by Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.

Those bad politicians who plot evil on her citizens, I wonder how they sleep at Night?



Or those that work with them.



Money is truly the root of all evil.




The blood of the innocent protesters who were killed by the Army are crying .


Nigeria is in a state of Anarchy.

Stop saying "odeshi"

He wasn't aimed well or it could be that his antagonist was not at a vantage position.



Men, the way this world is going like it's coming to an end.


I need to start living a holy life and back to my prayer.

I can see one of them snapping another perpetrator behind the culprit

A rice Paddy Snake.

It's venomous but not that dangerous to humans.

Sobibor in eastern Poland.

You will be used as slave and killed. Massive death camps

WayStage:
See another criminal wey dem dey snap for back...

You are very observant. I noticed that too.

Ayodejii54:
Lol.. I could get a phone at that amount twice much bro... Not all Nigerians are poor bruv...So we shouldn't buy phone for fear of being shot!?...Alot of Mediocrity on NL...

ok.


Suit yourself then, am just telling you from experience.

Listen to that first guy that commented.

Don't buy what will kill you. Many had been shot for using expensive phones.


A guy was shot for using iphone x at a close range without approach to surrender.

Safety first.

That woman is a disgrace. How could she allow a male nurse to perform the act of giving birth on her.


If anything happens to her on that process the male nurse will be tagged as an antagonist, and the same people commenting he is kind,dis, dat will still be the first to proscribe him.


Anyway, kudos to him that it went well if not, he will be charged for murder.

The uneducated ones call him clueless but the educated ones call him "the hero of democracy. "

Some people just like porverty, so we should vote him again because of that particular thing he did. What about other areas, like our economy, security,amenities, most importantly jobs.

Tyranny

Yes, he ought to be sacked. Why didn't he allow the thug to accomplish their mission or doesn't he know APC is the ruling party.


Even if the thugs wanna break one of his son's head,he should protect the thug and make sure there ain't touched by his son.

Some girls are just harlots. Why allow a guy have sex with you without protection?

That was how I was advising a girl to be careful with friends. She wouldn't let me rest, each time she says, "that guy looks fresh, I love fresh guys."



And I know she is addicted to anything fresh.


As a girl/lady, you have to give yourself class. I know of a girl who is very hot in appearance, she follow men but never will they have sex with her cus she won't allow that.

No 6 says," Your attitude shows how a guy will take you on the first day you meet.

12. Zidane committed offside

Real Madrid vs Barcelona game, (November 20, 2005) ... Zidane caught offside when clean through on Schmeichel's goal.

15.When Mourinho says you have a bright future, it means you will be benched for long.

The huzzle is real.

ZoeyJ:
I too know.
Its trolling.

You Nigerians are filled with hatred, no wonder you are so backward.

Very wrong usage of grammar.

I repeat, no two past tense must be in a sentence.

Didn't is a past tense, caught is also a past tense.


Big fuckup.

AryEmber:
You can't imagine! I couldn't help but gasp and frown.

Could you elucidate more on the hanger of a process?

What does hanger as a means of terminating pregnancy means?

whytediamond:
The Ambassadors College, Ota, Ogun State.

Sane and wealthy parents living around Ota and environs should enrol their wards in this school.

They've been consistently smashing awards lately.

Sometimes it's not all about the school being good, it should be their personal home teacher.

Watch their interview and get your fact straight.

Congratulations to the winners

I watched one of their preliminaries, a question was being asked and the quiz master ain't done with the question, but they will just give him the answer before he finishes the question.

Very brilliant set of students.

Igbo amaka, Yoruba daa, Hausa kyau

Other parties at work. I wonder how a dead person would place her left hand inside her jeans trouser or she was masturbating in the act?


Bad people must die. Those gunmen shall know no peace.

This is very vice

Just those innocent children I feel for, that was injustice by their mother.


If you are a man, avoid hot- tempered girls because if you date/ marry them, you are digging your grave slowly.


That was how I met a girl back then in school, she was very hot- tempered . After helping her out with her problems, she then brought another one again. I told her that I need to think, she started insulting me, just because I didn't help her that last help she needed.

I told her she ain't grateful, to my surprise she brought out knife and said she was gonna stab me.

To avoid stories, I quickly grab the knife from her hands and I told her to get out of my sight and never return again.


When an argument comes up, it is always advisable for us to watch our depth.

Just yesterday, I went to visit a long time friend. He has a dog "Ekuke" to be precise.


As I opened his gate, the Ekuke saw me and ran away, as I approached his door and knocked he opened. I then entered and the next minute the Ekuke entered. Too my greatest surprise the Ekuke showed me 33k which my friend hid underneath his couch.

Ekukes are very smart, but I prefer the German Shepard, they don't even wanna know who you are and also a gun shot can't even be a threat to them.

tohmmey:
I will say this that there are more unemployed youths out there with potentials than the working class but the sad truth is that only few could realize that potential instead they look for jobs they can do that'll fetch them Their daily bread. [b]Many youths keeps falls [/b]into this category and out of frustration they join the GNLD, my story is different because I have heard stories about them several times. I came into Enugu two months ago where I saw a banner for talent hunt with Marvis studio lol so I called the number several times but I couldn't get in contact just recently I tried the number after two months and a lady answered the phone. I was glad that last last I don blow lmao, so I continued to confirm the number if it's really from marvis studio and she said yes so I told I was interested in the hunt and she asked me to send my details which I did that night and to my greatest surprise I got a text from her the next morning around 6am to come for an audition at exactly 8am I was so happy that at least I will sing today lol but on getting there sha I saw flood of youths in a Hall I realized immediately this is GNLD so I told my contact this is GNLD like I caught everyone's attention. All they told me please go and sit down find some where to sit sitdown first I was like why na Your sitdown lol
I wanted to leave in annoyance until a lady approached me trying to brain wash me that don't have brain Imagine she said she's receiving an income of about #60,000 (but couldn't afford a decent shoe) a guy even came to the lady that why is she still trying to persuade me that if I want to be successful I will go inside and sit like my mates heh my head spark I wan give the guy 1 immediately I just calm down and entered with dignity besides I don't have any cash on me, have wasted my time already let me kuku waste it finish so I sat down with them but I was not with them. The speaker talked about success and poverty but he's no different from he's subject lol the funniest part me and the guy entered the same bus and he was sitted beside me with his black and white uniform and his black brief case on his lap while he was sleeping lol so he was the speaker yesterday.
The first part of the lecture I will call it was divided into four quadrant employee and self employed on the left while potentials and investment on the left. he made lots of emphasis trying to make people understand how money works and how your salary will never make you rich because your boss is controlling your financial life and that's the truth he have every acronym for those words lol come see youths changing their sitting position to listen well and jot something down wow it's working already e Dey enter their head well kudos man I was just smiling, lol he asked me questions and I answered like I was flowing with them but hell no. After about three hours he said the name of the company you'll be partnering with is GOLDEN NEO LIFE LIMITED Yaaaay last last una talk Wetin I wan here because they didn't say the kind of job at first and later he said if they put it on the banner that is GNLD that no one will show up but why na by force to be successful but I lock up till he finish talk. After he said we should give a standing ovation to one of their DIRECTOR on the "ladder of success" Jesus!!!! So we all stood up with an applause, to my surprise the thing just walked in hair looking like broom she can't even fix a confirm human hair lol in short she be like asewo to my face she said she's earning more than 200k a month but she still can't afford a decent wrist watch not even makeup Wetin we no go see for this country, I lock up she talk talk for another two hours I was getting uncomfortably hungry yee. she said her sponsor traveled to MAURITIOUS march this year and that she's following them to Abu Dhabi next year lol iffa hear. Lol she said the partnership fee is #16,000 and #21,000 youths started rushing at the form initially I did not collect it again my contact came to persuade me showing me books about marketing but damn this girl hot Na to straff her just Dey my mind so I fill the form since I can pay later and I left this morning again the babe dey call my phone but I will straff her actually she's on her way to my place now to persuade me again to come for meeting today hmm hmm I will gist you guys the part 2 later sha
My advise to the youths out there is to use your potentials for the betterment of your future. I'm a singer please me I need help 08142484841 is my contact

Your write-up fell me.

They were pampering them during the arrest, at least they will feel relaxed unlike Nigeria where they don't pamper criminals/fraudsters.



They should be very careful, a black man once said," they took our oil and used our girls as slaves, it's time for revenge."



What's their name again Nwaamaikpe?


ain't they from your tribe