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Romance › Re: What Do Couples Whisper To Eachother Ear In The Wedding Reception Hall? by Kylekent59: 12:55pm On Jun 18, 2020
shocked


They gossip about those who spray money and those that don't.
Romance › Re: What Do Couples Whisper To Eachother Ear In The Wedding Reception Hall? by Kylekent59: 12:55pm On Jun 18, 2020
shocked


They gossip about those who spray money and those that don't.
Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoko: I Will Be With Regina Daniels In Labour Room by Kylekent59: 10:44am On Jun 15, 2020
He would wanna be with his wife in the labour room...
Good for him.
Career › Re: . by Kylekent59: 1:17pm On Jun 14, 2020
Petroleum engineering


2 million graduates a year, only 10 get a better job, the rest of the 1,999,990 are on their own.

Next year, another 2 million graduates again, only 5 get a better job, then the remaining 1,999,995 are on their own.
Now in Two years we have 1,999,990 + 1,999,995 = x,Bleep,Bleep unemployed graduates.
Celebrities › Re: Tacha Is My Type Of Woman_ Nigerian-malaysian Actor, Abbey Abimbola, Confesses by Kylekent59: 8:24pm On Jun 13, 2020
when he inserts his Dick inside, with few thrust, he ejaculates. After that, his eyes would be opened.


Allow your brain do the reasoning and not your dick. Many guys had fallen.

I just hope he won't use that gun on Tacha when matter gets worse...
Romance › Re: How Should I Convince My Mum That I Can't Go Back To That Beast Of A Husband by Kylekent59: 4:44pm On Jun 13, 2020
I stopped reading when she said, "two months later we got married."
What has been joined together, let no man put asunder.
Minding my own business. You chose him, then enjoy your choice.
Celebrities › Re: “frodd Is A Sweetheart, The Lady That Will Marry Him Will Enjoy” – Diane Russet by Kylekent59: 3:02pm On Jun 13, 2020
The Tiger himself
He came up for evictions but succeeded all.
Ask Esther for more info...
Phones › Re: Which Phone Are You Currently Using by Kylekent59: 2:55pm On Jun 13, 2020
Jezking:
Why is Nokia/Microsoft not in the list?
Don't you see no 12?
Make una dey try to dey read naa! haba
Celebrities › Re: Davido And Fiancee Chioma Allegedly End Their Relationship by Kylekent59: 2:40pm On Jun 13, 2020
Onyi22:
Lol
Our Nairaland queen
You don dey gain popularity.
Celebrities › Re: We Killed This Big Snake This Morning In Our Compound,what's The Name?(photos) by Kylekent59: 2:13pm On Jun 13, 2020
Larryyoung16r:
This big Snake was killed today in my Compound, There was heavy rain last night, so it was hiding under a coconut tree inside our compound this morning, Thank God for our lives because it did not bite any of us

SEE THE PEPPERSOUP CLICK THE LINK⬇⬇

https://softmp3.com.ng/2020/06/10/this-python-was-killed-this-afternoon-in-my-compoundphotos/
Puff adder

Triangular head

horizontal stomach linings running to its tail

That's very venomous.
Romance › Re: Your Ex Sent You A Text: “I Am With Someone Better Than You” – Reply In 3 Words by Kylekent59: 2:11pm On Jun 13, 2020
Same with me

The equation is balanced.
Celebrities › Re: Davido And Fiancee Chioma Allegedly End Their Relationship by Kylekent59:
Onyi22:
Na so
Here comes the Nairaland babe Onyi22 who lies on her dirty bed, exposing her dirty legs, facing the wall while pretending to be praying, but in the actual fact; she's displaying her market and how good she is when it comes to doggy and buggery.


Davido she loves

Anthony Joshua she also loves

What a gold-digger
Politics › Re: APC Group To Tinubu: You May Not Have Platform To Contest 2023 Presidency by Kylekent59: 11:18am On Jun 13, 2020
slivertongue:
did tinubu tell u he is contesting
Past tense "Did"
asked in the present "tell"

continue with the past action "was" and not "is"

Hope you are cleared...
Politics › Re: Jare Adebisi Is Dead by Kylekent59: 8:46am On Jun 13, 2020
[quote author= post=90612306]Na wa o!
This is all you tribal bigots have to say on the death of someone's father, husband and uncle?! huh

Dis kind of colossal stupid and foolish TRIBALISM even in death?!

Not even a simple RIP or just ignore and keep shut?

It would have reallly been a good thing if some people were stillbirths.
FACT OF LIFE!

Absolute stupidity of the highest order.


RIP Barrister.[/quote]I am not a tribal bigot broo, I just gave the meaning. I am against it. Is this the first time you are reading my comment?
Politics › Re: Jare Adebisi Is Dead by Kylekent59: 8:30am On Jun 13, 2020
juman:
Okola.
It means tribal mark
Crime › Re: Thunderstorm Killed Kidnappers In Cameroon Forest Not In Adamawa - Police by Kylekent59: 8:29am On Jun 13, 2020
Staying under or underneath a tree while it rains and thunderstorm could be very dangerous. You get charged without knowing .

When it's thunderstorms, don't take a bath, unplug any wire connected to the socket, disconnected your laptop or pc, avoid staying close to a wall or leaning on a wall, and also avoid windows.

Make person no go talk say god of thunder strike them ooo, it is scientific and nature's way.
Politics › Re: Obaseki’s Disqualification: Ize-Iyamu Sends Message To APC Members by Kylekent59: 8:16am On Jun 13, 2020
PIMPAR:
Gbam! Obaseki can join Apga, Afterall, he has many awaiting Ipob voters awaiting him there
You have started again

Anyone that doesn't favour you is titled "IPOB supporters"

When will you change your ways of reasoning and commentinghuh

very very bad. When he was in APC, what supporters did he have?, now that things had gone wrong, why pushing him away??
Crime › Re: Thunderstorm Kills 18 Kidnappers While Sharing Ransom In Adamawa by Kylekent59: 10:18pm On Jun 12, 2020
Staying under the tree when it rains with thunderstorm could be very dangerous. You get charged unknowingly.
Politics › Re: Breaking: Governor Obaseki Joins PDP by Kylekent59: 7:04pm On Jun 12, 2020
Like for him in PDP
Share for him in APC
He is smart
Education › Re: Some Crazy Acts That Are Actually True by Kylekent59: 6:02pm On Jun 11, 2020
iKingsley:
Seriously, I don't get this!
I am a programmer, and I can decoy what he posted above.

hahaha, don't know if i am right but...

Last one should be about dog. Dog coming to attack you and you try to protect your neck, and face. It will bite your balls lolzzz

The Kangaroo's part should be explaining about COVID19

More people die of malaria compared to snake bite.

Trying to phantom that Zoo part....


Lions are afraid of tall mammals like: Giraffes, Elephants, and Hipopos...

I think i am right cheesy
iKingsley:
Seriously, I don't get this!
I am a programmer, and I can decoy what he posted above.

hahaha, don't know if i am right but...

Last one should be about dog. Dog coming to attack you and you try to protect your neck, and face. It will bite your balls lolzzz

The Kangaroo's part should be explaining about COVID19

More people die of malaria compared to snake bite.

Trying to phantom that Zoo part....


Lions are afraid of tall mammals like: Giraffes, Elephants, and Hipopos...

I think i am right
Politics › Re: Tinubu Bans Political Groups In Lagos As War With Aregbesola Worsens Over 2023 by Kylekent59: 9:55pm On Jun 09, 2020
Some Nigerians can be very foolish. So the future of Nigeria now has to do with tribe and not intelligence.

We lost it the day we kept quiet to things that matter.
Education › Re: Aerial View Of FUTO Owerri- PICTURES by Kylekent59:
Who else was looking to see 750 capacity...lol

The day I visited one of my friend at 750 cap in futo ehh...

We trekked from staCC to 750 cap went past the medicals... sun heated me up ehh...

Nice school though
Music/Radio › Re: What Was/Is Your Favourite Dance Move? by Kylekent59: 1:30pm On Jun 09, 2020
Smooth criminal
Politics › Re: APC Releases Obaseki’s WAEC Result, 5 Others Ahead Of Party’s Primaries by Kylekent59: 9:37pm On Jun 08, 2020
KenOne:
Mumu people, i thought Oshiomhole and his gang said Obaseki does not have certificate.

Those things i am seeing there is not Bachelor degree certificate, WAEC certificate, NYSC certificate, and Chartered Institute of stock broker certificate.

Federal high court stops Oshiomhole's APC from conducting primary.

APC governors forum are ready for Oshiomhole in this Edo APC issue, Oshiomhole thinks he can bring down deputy chairman Progressive governors forum in the name of Obaseki and El Rufai, Atiku Bagudu, Baduru, Lalong, Fayemi, Akeredolu, Yahaya Bello, Buni, Sule and others keep quite.

Maybe Oshiomhole forgot the slogan Aluta Continua and injury for one is injury for all.

Oshiomhole must hear word by force.
Hypocrite!!

You were in full support with Tinubu when he was dealing with Ambode of lagos state, now you are vomiting foam
Health › Re: I Can't Smell Or Taste Anything, Please Help by Kylekent59: 5:22pm On Jun 07, 2020
Prognose:
This seems to be the main symptom of COVID-19 in Nigeria. It will last 5-7 days and stop. I advise you stop drinking and smoking this period and take huge doses of vitamin C like 1g twice a day for same one week.


Try to keep from infecting others by avoiding getting close to other people. Also try not to touch public surfaces and wash your hands regularly. If you start to cough or have difficulty in breathing pls go to the hospital.

All the best.
Too much of Vitamin C is not good. It destroys the organ.

It goes away after 7 days on its own.
Agriculture › Re: I Killed This Snake In My Backyard Farm (pics) by Kylekent59: 2:52pm On Jun 07, 2020
That's a very venomous snake. Viper to be precise.

Snake thread making FP lately....
Politics › Re: PDP Or APC: Which Is Better For Nigeria? by Kylekent59: 12:13pm On Jun 07, 2020
The question one should be asking him or herself is :

How was my life, businesses and carriers when PDP was in power?

How was my life when APC was in power last 4 years and currently how is my life, businesses and carrier like now?

PDP and APC is just like a cult, whereby people no longer care about their future, how their future generations would live like, but has taken APC and PDP as a football whereby you support one despite knowing they flaw alot.

I shall answer your question according to what I have just written above

When PDP was in power, i made so much money, many customers and no daylight robbery. Everything went smooth and everyone was happy.
Money was flowing in every direction and there was no nepotism. You see an igbo man employing a yoruba girl as a sales girl, staffs, but now.... let me not talk.

When APC was in power for the last 4 years was like hell for me. Everything deteriorated, income became low, customers ain't many like they used to be, I came back with money but couldn't tell how my pocked became empty.

Now APC is currently ruling, I am still doing fine despite everything hitting the country now.

Let us not feel depressed, our tomorrow must be secured today.
Politics › Re: Atiku: Oshiomhole Frustrated Plans To Remove Fuel Subsidy By Obasanjo Government by Kylekent59: 11:52am On Jun 07, 2020
Yungmil:
Sunday ft other topics





Mods today is Sunday yet no single post on religion in front-page.




smh for this generation
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Yungmil:
Sunday ft other topics





Mods today is Sunday yet no single post on religion in front-page.




smh for this generation
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Yungmil:
Sunday ft other topics





Mods today is Sunday yet no single post on religion in front-page.




smh for this generation
On fp. It actually came on FP today. Refresh the page....

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