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kings59:
I learnt how to swim in a swamp. I know all the swimming skills:

Butterfly, Arm stroke+ leg kick, Forward upright craw, Back stroke, Breast stroke, and the side stroke.

It's good we all learn how to swim, you never can tell when the situation comes where you would have to swim to remain alive.

I can go 13 meters in 6 second.


RIP to the policemen.

Same way I learnt mine. But how did you pass that side stroke? kinda hard.

Arm stroke is the best for me. See as untrained police officers ran to their death.

She wants to confirm something....

If dem born any girl well make she reply or ask ''who is this on your DP?"

Joshkid:
12k for carlcare

Please how much is the Infinix hot 6 pro screen

Openbusiness4:
You enter a bedroom, there are 34 people.
You kill 30 people. Now how many people are in the bedroom?

You + 33 people = 34 people in a room.

You killed 30, so 33-30 = 3

3 escaped, so we have 30 dead people + You = 31

No one would kill something and still remains there, so there are 30 people in the room

UndauntedYOCA:
This is quite true. However, you should have either used 'should' or 'in case' but not both. It's incorrect to say 'should in case'
I'm sorry if this doesn't go well with you, not that I'm any better but I felt it'd be good to point this out so others can learn.
Please don't come for me.

Thanks.

We learn every day to become perfect.

Teacher1776:
My brother, this thing is a paradox. It is an undisguised way of defrauding unsuspecting citizens.

Yes visual should be banned my brother. They should allow normal predictions and ban Virtual

Teacher1776:
Everytime I see young men shouting
Over 2
Goal goal
Two up two down
Two to come
Correct score
Home win away win
1x 2x
Draw
12
Etc
I just shake my head. They have been possessed. The only remedy against virtual games is not to try it at all. Once you try it, you are trapped for life.

I wonder how you would feel when you have seen an elderly woman, and old men playing Baba Ijebu?

Hope you know they are all part of gambling.

Virginnn:
Click like if you want virtual games banned.


Click share if you want virtual games to stay.

Do you know the disadvantages of all these which you are seeking for?
Many will lose their jobs. Even these bet companies pay tax which is used to fund the economy.


Other countries have bet companies and they are doing fine, so why Nigeria?


My sister, let me tell you, it is the person playing the bet should be blamed.


Bet9ja warns that bettors should use their spare money and not their salary. So what are you complaining of again? Let us always reason right and with understanding.

He revealed himself the moment he bought those cars of the same name.

Why not remain silent and discreet about your hustle rather to showcasing yourself to mock the hardworking ones.

Fraud shouldn't be encouraged in our society and this country.

When he was riding in those cars day in day out, spending lavishly, he was innocent, but once caught, he became guilty. Same as people who do these things, you are innocent as long as you remain discreet, but when you are exposed, it then your eye would be opened.

What do you think a girl that sees a guy that own a three Mercedes Benz, a duplex, latest phones and cash do? She go even allow the guy fvckk her eyes.

10 men

Her life has been entangled. If she hadn't been caught, she would be forming rugged on the streets.

Many of all those ladies we see on the streets fighting men, their fellow women; vibrating and using insulting words are all cultists.
They believe their male counterparts will protect them should the matter escalates.


Many are now going for the bag(Money) and not one useless society called Cultism.

10 men

Her life has been entangled. If she hadn't been caught, she would be forming rugged on the streets.

Many of all those ladies we see on the streets fighting men, their fellow women; vibrating and using insulting words are all cultists.
They believe their male counterparts will protect them should in case the matter escalates.


Many are now going for the bag(Money) and not one useless society called Cultism.

Sure lose or Draw.

Crystal palace can't lose today. They have been losing but not today.

Enough of the lose says their coach.


Watch out for Zaha....

Dreyton36:
Hello guys

Today I went to visit a friend of mine who owns a bet9ja shop who just relocated to a different area

When I got there , within 4mins two guys came in and shooting on top of their voices and dragging one guy outside to retrieve the money he's owing them

I don't understand Yoruba that much , so i asked someone what's going on

The person I asked said , he's owing those people money from the virtual game he played in their shop which is 112,000 one hundred and twelve thousand
I shock

Small time they started slapping him one after the other while others laughed but I didn't see anything funny there but annoying

He played the game in a different shop and he was loosing, yet he continued and told them he has money in his bank account, not knowing he's hoping on winning, which he didn't , he later told them he wants to withdraw that's how he ran away
And he's switched to another shop , which is my friend's shop and he's owing my friend 12,700 twelve thousand seven hundred
And he's a family man with children

According to him :
He said he has a rich uncle who gave him 4,350,000 four million three hundred and fifty thousand naira
He put all the money inside his bet9ja online account, before he could notice he's already loosed 3million naira already and that was 3yrs ago and his uncle now abandoned him

Now let's see your own experience

Greed is the cause. Bet9ja says," use your spare money and not your salary..."

I don't make friends with people that play bets or other forms of gambling, but people whose brains are filled with ideas and innovations.

Are they now blaming the keeper---Kepa for their lost against? Why not strengthen your defence and talk to your defenders.

Even if he buys Oblak, it is still gonna be the same just like Kepa. Chelsea players are always moving forward and not returning back as soon as they lose the ball to their opposition.


Atletico Madrid has a very good defence which makes them harder to net a goal against them. When the defence is good, keeper wouldn't be pressurised.

At one of Chelsea's matches, there was a time Rudiger was complaining of others not returning when they lose the ball to their opponent. This should be looked into by F. Lampard.

Why do Man U fans wish Chelsea badluck?

I am very sure they will lose against crystal palace, because Crystal palace had lost two games and they wouldn't wanna lose this next one.

Man U still has to play Westham united. Westham has tall and huge players with strength.

Then, Leicester is their last Match. I just laugh at people who wish others failure....


I love Real Madrid style of play and the club as a whole, i can categorically say that Manchester United has a lesser chance of making top 4.


Come and see how they were running away from the football viewing centre when Southampton equalised.

Dem wan top Chelsea

I wonder how he would feel if he is left in the forest filled with lions. The lions would also take him as a wizard and pounce on him just like he's done to that poor beautiful owl created by God.



Foolish people turning the religion upside down.

Bigflamie:
Add graphics biko. This is public bro

Shame on you. Your fellow Nigerian is asking for solution and all you could do is to type trash...
You think people are gonna laugh, keep making a fool of yourself.

At Op, please visit a dermatologist for an effective solution.

Tjah:
U ar actually d real kid here, wit such devilish act,she shouldn't b employed by anyone. Let alone such body.
Datz y d Western world would always suppass us.
Once u are a reported offender of such inhuman act,u will b profiled to every establishment,den u know wat dat means.
Wit dat,d next possible person planning such act would desist

Have you played with your toys today?

Go get your toys kid...

Tjah:
Bcuz she ought to b sacked for such wicked act

I know nairaland now have kids commenting without reasoning.

Her work shouldn't have been involved. So if you quarrel with your neighbours now, I can report to others using your work place tagging it along with your heinous act....



Let us reason for once.

Why the inclusion of NNPC staff? Only her name is enough.

This is very abysmal. They way human beings behave nowadays eh...

People should learn how to control their anger; after you have done the deed, you start being contrite.

Just yesterday, i went to a nearby store to get something, the sale girl there was behaving somehow, i shouted on her she then quickly answered me. I got back home regretting why i raised my voice at the poor lady. But if i hadn't, she would still be rude towards me.


Anger is a menance.

Never give up no matter how hard you struggle in life.


Since it is not about her high heels where it started, then it should be her lungs where it stops....

Beware of lungs diseases.

Barryseal:
Once you have email or network signal on that phone, you can be tracked.

Have you bothered to ask thyself why all those yahoo guys during the time of Kelly handsome, Olu maintain haven't been caught till date?

Sim card was unregistered then, even boys had several email, and network signal, but why weren't they traced or tracked??

They are some phones that doesn't have what it take to reveal IP address, which is why many phone are being updated.

gentlestdude:
people still dey hear radio?

Everyone must not be like you. If you feel too big, that's for you.
No wonder when it comes to politics, you see people commenting trash....
It is also a means of passing information.

I can never be tracked with outdated phones. There must be a reason behind phone upgrade...

After writing my physics exam, was going to submit , all of a sudden two guys started dragging my cloth that i shouldn't submit. The invigilator saw what was going on and walked to us and collected my answer booklet, including the two guys and said we are doing exam malpractice.



I was like, what have I done to deserve this. I tried explaining, but he didn't wanna hear. Even the second invigilator was telling them that i was innocent and it was the other two guys were dragging me, still he was forming supreme.


My fellow sets writing the exam were very angry by his actions. I laid curse on him and left the hall. The two guys came out from the hall, knelt down at the front door and was begging me, I forgave them.

Result came out and I was winnowed . I spoke with my course adviser and he said I should just re-write the course over which i did and made a "B"

I still graduated with my set, served and made a good live till date.


It is good to just express your innocence once and let God do the remaining.

Swimming should be added to school curriculum. You never can tell when the situation arises.

I learnt swimming in a swamp, from swamp to beach, then pool. Swimming is good.

Nowhere is safe. God guide us from premature death.

Good news they survived

Premiumwriter:
With the rain coming every day and almost at any instant, I thought it would be a good idea to have a weather forecast app on my phone.


I have wasted a lot of data downloading and testing different apps but they are all the same: giving me real time weather forecasts.


While real time forecasts is good, it still means I can't plan for the next 1 or two hours ahead. Or what's even the point of checking forecast when I can already see it outside.


Please if you know any app that can give hour by hour forecast for the rest of the day, kindly recommend for me.


I really need it.


Thanks

They are all the same. Remember the wind direction changes every time, so this result to changes in forecast.