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See fat head OOo. Fat cheeks also.

I feel like slapping dis guy cheeks and after I have done that, then wipe am koboko for head.

That his sister is a celebrities doesn't give him the right to do anyhow.

Kylekent59:
See fat head OOo. Fat cheeks also.

I feel like slapping dis guy cheeks and after I have done that, then wipe am koboko for head.

That his sister is a celebrities doesn't give him the right to do anyhow.

Glo network kaiii


I have commented twice now.

6, 11, and 12.

tucky200:
Oka

sotall:
Ok

Style007:
H

NwaAmaikpe:

I command the four of you to vomit it out right now!

That blast was so powerful that there was no signals, network, even buildings were shaking and glasses were shattered . Flashes of lights from different dimensions could be seen rising as that of a firewall. Some parts of lagos were vibrating ; the grounds, buildings, cars....etc.

There was panic here and there like people thought it was the end of the world just as they say about the year 2000.

Many lives were lost, properties, businesses from the explosion.

May the souls of those that died from the explosion rest in peace.



CC: Lalasticlala
Seun, Mynd44 today is the remember day of those that died from the Ikeja cantonment bomb blast( The Lagos armoury explosion)

Those children have been rendered homeless, fatherless,and motherless. Those mobs that set the man ablaze should be charged with murder.

Why then are there police stations?

Let them start with the guy in blue top.


Also, marriage is all about endurance. If you know you can't endure, don't marry else, you would kill someone oooo.

Imagine a man comes home. His wife servers him food without meat. The man complains about meat, then the wife replies him by saying with her sharp mouth " did you give me money to buy meat?, did you know how I got the money to even make this food delicious? "

The man starts reasoning, after that he says to himself " so this woman dey sleep with men up and down, then they give her money"


One day the man gets upset and planks his wife to death.


Once again, if you can't endure, marriage isn't for you.

Idonweak:
Good day to you all. Hope you are all doing good? So on the 25th of this month, my phone (Redmi note 8 pro) was stolen from me at the Berger bus stop by the conductor of the bus I boarded to ketu(i figured out after it happened). And I have been looking for means to track and people told me to visit the nearest police station. Today, I decided to visit the station close by. When I get got there i met two police women and a police man at the counter. The woman quickly asked me what I came for and I narrated my predicament to her. She said I will pay 5k for police report. I negotiated and we agreed on 3k. I also bought a recharge card for her. Then she said since I don't know the bus number, that the phone will be tracked and I will pay a sum of 30k. She told me that the tracking will be done at Abuja. I pleaded with her to reduce the amount. She reduce reduced the amount to 25k saying I will pay 20k first and 5k when my phone I Is seen. Then she gave me her phone number and collected mine too. Right now, I don't have up to that amount. And even if I can get money, how am I sure that my phone will be recover?

Please nairalanders advice me on what to do. This phone is still very new. I bought on Jan 10 for 90k and I really want to get it back because I used all my savings from December to January to purchase that phone.

What a pity. The guy below has something to say

yazga:
THINGS A GIRL WISH HER BOYFRIEND KNOWS.
1.when you break her heart,the pains never go away.
2.when she misses you, she is hurting inside.
3.when she says its over, she still want you to be hers,possibly want you to treat her right.
4.when she walks away from you mad,she want you to follow her.
5.when she stares at your mouth,kiss her.
6.when she's mad at you, reassure her of your love.
7.when she ignores you give her your attention.
8.when she pulls away, pull her back.
9.when she pushes or hit you,hold her tight.
10.when you see her at her worst,tell her she's beautiful.
11.when you see her crying, hold her and don't say a word,give her room to think.
12.when you see her walking, sneak up to her and hug her from behind.
13.when she's scared,protect her.
14.when she lay her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.
15.when she steals your favorite jacket,let her keep it for a night.
16.when she teases you,tease her back and make her laugh.
17.when she doesn't answer you for a long time,reassure her that everything is okay.
18.when she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth.
19.when she say that she really like you,she really does more than you can understand.
20.when she grab your hand,hold hers and play with her fingers.
21.when she bumps into you,bump into her back and make her laugh.
22.when she tell you a secret,keep it safe and untold.
23.when she looks into your eyes,don't look back until she does.
24.stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
25.don't let her have the last word.
26.don't call her hot,but gorgeous and beautiful is okay.
27.argue that she's the best girl ever.
28.when she says she's okay,don't believe it,talk to her about it because ten years later she'll still remember it.
29.tell her you love her more than she can ever love you.
30.call her at 12:00am on special occasion to tell her you love her.

Girls shud I increase the volume?

And you think she would be a fool after she might have read this post

When you guys get married, una go tire to fuvvk.


Different men with different duration.

Na dem Olosho go give you statistics of men with different duration.

Osidazz19:
You have concluded that they made a mistake simply because it does not align with your views.
That's your right and your prerogative. No wahala.

I said only the fact and not their judgements being against my favour.

Please do me a favour by never quoting me again, not until you have a valid point or say.

Osidazz19:
7 judges can't all make the same mistake at the same time. Most don't understand that this was a unanimous decision made by 7 judges.
Once they reverse themselves on this case, then they need to look into all other cases too. Other parties will also have the right to ask the court to reverse cases that were not in their favour. When will it stop?

Human beings are subjected to mistake.

You are just looking for a way to cover up the truth. No matter how dark it it, it can never contain a light.

Osidazz19:
Judgment is FINAL. A supreme court cannot overturn it's own verdict. Once they do that then they are no longer the court of last resort.

You guys are just hyping nonsense, who are you even hailing?

So Supreme Court cannot make a mistake??

So what if Supreme Court made a mistake, they would accept the mistake or do justice?

Supreme Court stands for "Justice" and not for name.

Let them do Justice and make the whole world know it stands for Justice.

SameerAhmad:
For all I care, mr professor is a die hard Marlian.

He has all Naira Marley's lines in his head.

This is the problem with many Nigerians. You guy always choose to make a joke out of a topic and also tend to attack the writer.



In case you don't know, I saw 6 youths today in their early 23. They were all dressed in black and behind their backs was written " Marlian for life " also at the front was written " step forward if you are a Marlian "


It really getting out of hand. Very soon now, perpetrators would adopt that name as a gang name.

NYSC should stop displaying corpsmembers contacts on their magazines.

Corps members should take note.

RIP

Traveling by air scares da hell outta me.

I wonder what he would be saying split seconds to collision

goodnessme1:
Any Easterns that die in the name of fight boko haram.Died for nothing.

But let us be sincere and be frank here, without them or the withdrawal of troops would make one not to sleep safely or even move safely.

If the soldiers don't fight them, then:

You won't be able to do your business, feed your children, go to church, sleep safely, visit amusement parks, even communicate.

How do you think country would be without internet access? you wouldn't be able to come online, read news and many more.....

They are dying for you to live, so don't say what you don't know. If not for them, many would keep dying daily.

You need to understand what is called "terrorism'', "terrorist", "suicide bomber''

Mazigabriel:
1)Ada your father is dead sorry (wrong)
Ada your father is dead what a pity (correct)
Sorry is used if you caused the incident
2) The light is in low current (wrong)
The light is in low voltage
3) I will sleep at 10pm(wrong)
I will go to bed at 10pn
4)we had night vigil in our church (wrong)
We had vigil in our church
5)I saved this money in case of incasity(wrong)
I saved this money in case of necessity

The light is IN on high voltage.

Isn't "on" used to indicate the state of something?
since "Light" and "voltage" are limitless, don't know if "in" can be used

Gat to check that.

federal9:
And you fell to my trap.

I knew it, you wouldn't disappoint.


You are insolent and rude.


Go and learn how to socialise without insulting one.

Bro, that's hw life is. Reason why people don't wanna help or try to do something.

Others are waiting to criticise you.



All the honour should be given to "Femi" not me.

I don't deserve any honours plzz.

Useless talk just for a laugh.

Robbers came to my lodge last night, they searched everywhere, including my refrigerator, they couldn't find anything, not even one Naira. So they decided to flog me, telling me to work very hard, I replied with " yes sir"


The more I replied with "yes sir" , the more strength they kept applying . I couldn't bear it anymore so I replied with " softer sir!!!" . They stopped, hissed at me and left.

My back oooo

Coronaviruses:
Nice educating article

What are the precautions on how to avoid gas accidents?
It is not stated by the OP. Always try to read an article before typing or still book space, then read, you can comment.


I read the article from the beginning to the end, no precautions /precaution, only giving us histories, those that have power plants in different states, some occurrences, how the Task force should be set up and seal off any illegal dealers / sellers, how they would register and be given a number...... etc.


So what are then the precautions since it is educating??

He should have raised an alarm to alert the people within or still call the securities. Oh ! ,pardon me, I forgot nothing works in Nigeria.

femi4:
Itk, no be the same answer we get

Csc = Cosec

Ctg = Cot/Cotangent

thanks.

You are right

cool

Emmany13:
Gurus in the house

Oluwasaeon, femi4, Kkings11, Emmany13 ,


Sin(x)/1-Cos(x)

By rationalising,

Sin(x)/1-Cos(x) X 1+Cos(x)/1+Cos(x)

Multiplying,

Sin(x) + Sin(x)Cos(x) / 1 - Cos²(x)

But Cos²(x) = 1 - Sin²(x)

Factoring out Sin(x)

Sin(x) (1 + Cos(x)) / 1 - 1 + Sin²(x)

1 + Cos(x) / Sin(x)

1/Sin(x) + Cos(x)/Sin(x)

But, 1/Sin(x) = Csc(x)

Cos(x)/Sin(x) = Cotg(x), where g(x) is Cos(x)/Sin(x)

= Csc(x) + Ctg(x)

Which is same as option "C"

Every schools have pretty girls. No school has the most.

Case settled. No need for some people to be calling out their school.

A negative and untrue statement yet she used "or" instead of "Nor"


I am sure that post is fake too.

Sure ticket to FB.

It is just like the last lagos election, where everyone knew APC's sanwo Olu would win.


Lalasticlala, so it is no longer snake,??

Which one is python ice fish again??

This is a sign that Buhari will do well this 2020.

"No soldiers arrested me or nor collected my car"

No one knows which is true and not true.

Just log in, create any topic, people would believe and you get satisfied.

Niggas way dey do yahoo since the downfall of kelly handsome and Olu maintain in music never get eye probs till date.

Some people are trying ooo; bankers, yahoo guys, facebookers, even Nairalanders. Some of us are always glued to our system.

Endure till 2023.

So people with disease are now disqualified from a Job


I wonder what herp B got to do with her Job.

Arrewa:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i think this amoketun issue is being hypocritically blown out of proportion to expand hatred for other tribes especially the Fulanis. Why must we Christians be the brain behind the vast support for Amotekun when the Nigerian constitution is clear about the roles of the armed forces and police in the security of the country? Why must we form an ethnic militia to target fellow Nigerians when the constitution guarantees freedom of movement and doing business nationwide as long as we are Nigerians? What we fail to realize is that the south east cheering on Amotekun sees its as a synonym for their biafra agitations and they will rather support anything that will disband the relative peace and unity of Nigeria. The IPOB sympathizers will be the one to cry wolf when Amotekun starts targeting their tribesmen who commits various crimes in the south west. MURIC recently condemned the killing of a CAN pastor and sympathized with we Christians, how many Christians will condemn the killing of an imam or Muslims? Instead we rejoice when tragedy strikes them forgetting we are all humans before religion. Instead of emulating our Muslim brothers who have remained silent on this issue of Amotekun, we Christians are disturbing the cyberspace with hypocritical comments. Amotekun will never see the light of the day as long as we remain one Nigeria. It's a bad policy and a tribalistic security outfit aimed at persecuting other Nigerians. On behalf of we Christians, i condemn Amotekun. Let's learn to live in peace and harmony

They are using your weakness as a strength.

So because I be pastor / priest, make I dey always forgive robbers way dey rob me every month??


Stop bring Christianity to settle security issues.


You don't know how many Christians that have been killed by herdsmen.


When a member of yours is affected, hope you won't change the trash you wrote above.

Jesus christ went to the temple, when he saw the people using the house of God as business, he scattered everything, turned the tables upside down, flange their birds and money. This is the house of God and not a business place.

You should have said Jesus should leave them because he is a Christian naa.


You have to show strength as a Christian, Just as Jesus did and not be a weakling, else the enemies would take you as a prey.




So please, be strengthen and brave.