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Nigerians can believe anything, even if i call banana an apple, dem go believe.


The question should be who snapped him??

The real owner of the business did that.

PSG is the right club for him. He shouldn't also bother going to Liverpool.

Fake chat of a man with two phones and different sim.

He chats using the first phone to the other number.


They monitor and check temperature before giving access to go.

BlackfireX:
Ipob sheik

so any one who is against the government /APC is now classified as IPOB


Grow up and get a sense of reasoning.

Wonders shall never end.

So the people are now the ones begging the governor, instead of the governor to be the one begging the citizenry of lagos.


What an insult on democracy.

Democracy is disappointed with the lagosians.

We get luck for Nigeria ooooo.

When it's not euthanasia, killing them is uncalled for.

RunzMAN:
You mean your GF is different from prostitutes?

You can say whatever you wanna say because you are a victim here. Stop patronising prostitutes.

Some times I laugh when people say they used protection?

They call condom protection.

You have forgotten that a bleeding gum could also transmit the virus, that's if you both have it.

A guy sucked a lady pussy during the period of harmattan. As we all know, harmattan usually create a sore in the lips, he was busy sucking.

He gat lucky the girl was negative, if not, story would change.


I still don't understand the spirit behind the urge to sleeping with a prostitute.

This is how I see prostitutes / private ashewos: they are like those public toilets that are very dirty, with different colours of rust in the water closet, walls and tiles with unpleasant odour.


Now back to the post, you are at a risk that's if the boil is open.

Same way that suicide bomber name changed when he was at the station.


The men in black should please do good, even if it is just for a year.

People who are meant to protect life and make sure the state is peaceful are even the ones perpetuating crimes.

sofiscatedmoron:
no way

E put gun for the man mouth make e suck, while he exercises on her kitty hole

The husband would die as the guy is about to ejaculate

This is so hilarious .

Op na your wife or bae

I remember back then, this spartacus was the top hit then.

Capua!! Shall I begin!



Critus the over sabi man.
Barca the gay man
Onameus the batoure

And spartacus the wicked.

Someone remember me the name of that guy that uses two sword

The most beautiful woman in spartacus is that Romanian king bed warmer.

This Coronavirus wan collect award from HIV.

Imagine someone on a bus who has the coronavirus coughs out loud, the whole passengers are gonna contract it.

Now imagine Lagos, a state that is populated with people.

Osor gha di oooo

Ere ma wa ooooo

So you later accepted the SUV and diamond necklace from him as I read on your previous post.

Your are not marrying him for love, but for wealth.

I hope when his money finishes you wouldn't run

Just as someone above suggested that you should ask yourself if you are ready to live with him as long as he has the disease.

Think carefully in other not to regret.

farem:
Edited

Hope you no dey among oo

There was this Japanese player i saw at the last FIFA world cup, i think he is the most handsome. Then walcott.

how is it our business?


His life, his Dick, his problem.

rossovu:
8 raised to power b x 2 raised to power 2b over 2 raised to power m

The question is:
8^b x 2^2b / 2^m

2^3b x 2^2b / 2^m

2^5b / 2^m

2^{5b - m}

From law of indices
let 2^5b

Continue from there, it is very simple

These people are taking us for a fool. No wonder Nigerians can't speak up.

Who are the brains behind these cook ups??

The person that sent him go don bribe lots of officers so as to bury the truth.

Those that accept that money will never know no peace.

PlayerMeji:
Nigerians are quick to assume the loss of breath to death some times the person may not be dead yet.

A CPR procedure could help revive the victim.

Cardiac arrest, Apnea and a whole lot of issues can stop someone from not breathing or show any pulse

Let's learn this... It could happen to someone around us...

Start with the CPR process first

After applying the CPR and she didn't wake up, who is to be held responsible for her death??

Your finger print is on her skin already, NPF go use you shine.

Now, after applying the CPR, remember people are gathering as time goes on. A staff is now passing, and sees people gathering, he asks one aboki man, "watin dey happen for there?

The aboki nigga replies," na one man dey fress her cest, he fress,fress,fress, the woman no wake up"

Na you dem go hold as first suspect.

Then a whatsapp viral video would start emanating, even on instagram, twitter too, by standers would start shouting, you don kill am, why you go touch am, who send you job??

No forget those way go say you be ritualist.


You can't even help in peace.

The only way to avoid it is to Shake your head each time you pass a bet shop.

Then when you see their advert online or on social media, Shake your head and say "doom, doom"

With this, you gat no problem.

Very easy, trusted and tested.

Which is why people are scared to help.

Imagine a guy telling his GF to come over. what if she dies in his room, what he gonna do?

Just like the corps member that brought a prostitute to a hotel, and she died.

As it is now, fighting with someone on the road, streets, church, mosque or a viewing center ; cinema, beach. It isn't safe. Just let go and avoid trouble.

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Nairaland page starts from page 1.
It was 0 before, but 1 now.

So people are now judging who is successful based on certificate?

Be you First class, 2:1 or 2:2 or even third class, it doesn't matter your grade. What pays is hard work.

Ok, you come and I asked you ur grade and you say first class, I then ask are you hardworking?

you say yes, I reply, I don't mean just about reading and passing, but energy and strength?

There are three thing many employers need from job seekers :
1. Hardworking

2. Strength / energy

3. Punctuality


When you have these three, you are in. I can't employ you and you come and be claiming first class and be a sisy.


You can start a business or learn a trade.

Most property owners are business men, and not those that work in an organisation waiting for monthly salary.

NYSC also?

When you are at your home, you wouldn't be respected, and also i kinda agree with the current way its done.

You know other tribe, what they do, their ways of life, religion and their languages also.

Back then i got posted to Owerri, that was where i learnt how to speak and understand igbo. My yoruba friend who was a yoruba guy also did teach me.

When it comes to WAZOBIA, i am good at all.

I was about to be obtained by two guy as i was on my way home, but they didn't succeed. I gave one of them a dirty slap.


My eyes are very red these days oo, i don't care if you have a gun. I slap you enter wall .

CC: lalasticlala, the op needs deliverance.

people are praying to move forward, but he case is the opposite

After running for miles, they would fall as a result of being exhausted.

I ain't sure if that horse is dead.

Them wan take us back to early B.C not even A.D

Don't be surprised when you see that carriage used in cinderella


But let us be frank, the ban on okadas, and keke affect us all be you a military man, civilian, or whatsoever.

There is sanity everywhere and the environment is peaceful.

Less carbon monoxide, accident, traffic, and most especially noise.

Let us look on the bright side.

That thing you wanna give her, don't give her again.

On that day, go to the street and help those that haven't eaten.

I swear, you would be filled with joy inside of you.

Kreamie:
Bike and keke riders are the most flagrant lawbreakers; from one way riding to reckless riding... They cannot be regulated. The kill switch is the only way.

Then what can you say about the innocent ones that don't rive recklessly or break the law??

Have you seen the error in your statement?

Evil in the land.

The club should be sealed and the owner arrested together with the naval officer and be charged with conspiracy in compliance with murder.