xscoffy:


Drop your digits

drop yours

Dm me

charmingfrank:
It's not all about been negative all the time. I could remember last month I had an despense error with Uba Atm, I used GTb card, no need for me to go to the bank. Everything was done online within 6working days and the money reversed.

gtbank are the best intern of revisal

silento:
I did transfer of 90 last two weeks Sunday till today access bank has been forming we don't care on the matter the person that suppose to get this money has been , calling and disturbing abeg is there a way to report a bank about his kind issue

mine was since 7 may

Chubby Bebe

istina:
Effect of Kayan mata
An Igbo trader has cried out after taking some sex-enhancing drug called Kayan Mata.

He narrated how he almost lost his life when the effect of the drug hit him.

The victim, Chukwudi Udeh, a 37 years old trader who runs a spare parts business at the Idumota Market in Lagos, was rushed to a private hospital around Ojota where doctors battled to save his life.

According to him, he is grateful to God for saving him.

Udeh who is single, explained that he was expecting his girlfriend who had travelled out of Lagos to come back that weekend and as he had been sex-starved for long because she could not come back to Lagos due to the lockdown in the country, he went to an herbal medicine practitioner and asked to be given a drug that will help him last long in bed.

He said;

“When my girlfriend called me that she would be coming back because of the easing of the lockdown by the Federal Government, I was very happy because I had been sex-starved for over two months.

So to get myself prepared for her coming, I went to one Mallam who sells herbal medicine at Ojota bus stop and asked him to give me some drugs that will make me strong. The man gave me some powdery substance and said it is called Kayan Mata and that it will make me very strong and last long in bed.

He said I should mix the powder with stout and drink in the afternoon that my woman would come and that before evening, the effect will start.

When I got home, I mixed the substance and drank it as he had instructed. I then called my girlfriend and asked when she would likely get into Lagos but to my surprise, she told me that she could not leave as there was total lockdown in Rivers State and there was no movement in and out of the state.

I was devastated but I did not know that the drug I took had a negative effect until that night when I began having some funny feelings in my body.

I was hot and cold at the same time and I went into the bathroom to have a bath, thinking the cold water would calm me down. But it was as if the water added to the burning sensation in my groin as my manhood became enlarged than it normally was.

I thought it would go down with time but after a while and it did not stop, I became worried. Apart from the enlargement of my manhood, the pain was becoming unbearable and there was no woman around that could help me.

I groaned in pain and rolled from one corner of my bed to another but the pain would not subside. When I could no longer bear it, I had to call a friend who lives nearby and when he came, I narrated my plight to him.

My friend bought me some milk to drink but that did not help as the pain was now so severe I even thought of cutting off my manhood. It was around 10pm that my friend decided that the best thing to do was to take me to the hospital.

We first went to a nearby hospital but they had closed due to the curfew in the state. By this time, I could no longer walk again and my friend had to call another friend and together, they carried me to a private hospital and luckily, they were still open and I was admitted.

The doctor and nurses on duty did their best to bring down my bulging manhood to no avail. I was crying like a baby and the funny thing was that the female nurses were making fun of me, some even using their phones to take pictures of my swelling member.

I must have fainted because by the time I was revived, they had put me on drips which they said would bring down the rush of blood into my manhood. I ended up spending two days in the hospital before I became normal again.

I have vowed never to go near any sex-enhancing drug again in my life and I will advise young men to stay away from them, especially the one called Kayan Mata. It could well kill you if you are not careful.”

men don't used kayan Mayan....may be you bought sex enhanced drug but not kayan matan

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BASED ON HOW THIS KIND MATTERS DE MOVE MARKET THESE DAYS, LOLOSTICLOLO SUPPOSE MOVE US GO FRONT AFTER 5 WHOLE YEARS.

2015 this is serious

Esseite:
The world is thinking of cutting ties with them aswell.. everyone is just waiting for who takes the first step..

The chinese Govt would ruin your factories by subsidising cost for their factories to supply you at unimaginable cost till you are addicted to chinese imports and all your forex going to them..

They would bid for contracts in your country, bring in their workers at expatriate pay and repatriate your forex on a build operate and transfer contract..

They are building free trade zones in your country to take full advantage of your populace should incase you revolt in future.. the free trade zone is bound by international laws and without custom duty for imports while they repatriate your forex

They would eventually loan you funds with massive interest tied to massive revenue income generating infrastructures in your country while repatriating your forex..

They block you gaining access to their populace with your tech apps, but sell tiktok to the world without hindrance while they repatriate your forex..

They have indirectly crashed the price of oil and have massive reservoirs while pushing up electric cars and robots to never depend on you..

They build chinese restaurants in your country and segregate you from visiting the restaurants tagging it "chinese only"...

They are the first country in the world in this current age whose "MC-Donald's" ever read "Blacks are not allowed"..

Now the question:
WHAT DO YOU GAIN FROM CHINA?

Chinese phone

Neef2018:
I am fully based in Dubai and even despite been a church boy, I think the Islamic banking system needs to be accepted globally.
Or better still, maybe our pastors can fear God and use their billions to create something better than this...which I totally DOUBT
Nearly all the projects excuted in Dubai came from money borrowed from ADIB, RAK, and the Islamic development bank.
These banks don't charge interest! They only partner with you and collect their money back while maintaining about 1-10% of the ownership of the business depending on how much loan you want. THIS MEANS, they will ONLY borrow you money if your business is feasible and they can benefit on the long run from part of the profit you make for a limited amount of time.
My father has a business in Eleme, and he's paying an interest of 25% to a microfinance bank! This microfinance is owned by one of the strong church leaders he attends oh!
Simply because of covid19, his account is now showing debit, because he couldn't pay...I mean, this bank owned by a Christain didnt even care that my father's business was shut down, they kept texting, calling and even visited him at home. They have been eyeing his Pathfinder Jeep, and discussing its value right there infront of my father. Meaning my father wont be paying 2.5million for the 2 million naira he borrowed, if care is not taken he will have to pay roughly 2.75million or 3million by the end of the year. And he has already paid 1 million before the pandemic! Can you imagine!!! The parasitic banks in Nigeria are destroying the economy by killing small businesses! They prefer giving money out to government and politicians. Anyways, kudos to Umahi for seeing beyond the religious BS. Since the church is ONLY interested in reopening so they can continue doing magic shows and collecting tithes from their members, I think a serious leader won't mind engaging a far more sincere and positive religious institution even if it isnt christain-based.
I think i will open an account with one of this islamic bank sef once im around. I don't give a damn what any Christain thinks or say about Islamic banking, it is the most humane financial institution in the world!

may Almighty God bless you.... I don't know why most folks here in nairaland are uptismtic about Islamic banking system....

Amotolongbo:
1.5million Naira per term?

What are they teaching?

I don’t think the parents should complain on that amount levied on virtual teaching monthly, if they can afford millions of Naira per session.

Throughout my primary to university, adding all my school fees, e no go reach 1.5million naira

like wise....

mrvitalis:
There is hardly any pictures of also Rock to even start with

Aso rock is a mini city on its own .... houses over 100 building ....the president office is called aguda house or something like that ...his residence is separate

U have offices n homes for many people

Aso rock has its own standing army unit ready to hold against any invasion .......honestly don't compare aso rock to that rubbish in Ghana ...that would be just a building in ask Rock

in addition in side aguda there is seven gates

nobone:
Maybe that's when the Covid 19 politics is set to end

when we reach final episodes

bytehead333:


is it in English. the one I downloaded is in Indian

used substitute.org

horlarsaac:
please I need nairalander's opinions on this before I get dubbed

thanks.

i thinks you should answer these questions
1 nature of job
2 how much is the salary
3 how much are you going to paid for the job
4 how much advance are you going to paid for the job

Mine techno pro 11

Goddey18:

Returning from Lagos now is like returning from China, Italy, UK and America.

Wuhan

karo93:
Why is this not on the islamic section

Christians need a separate board to discuss issues bordering on their faith without always having to defend the faith against unbelievers.

Time that could be spent discussing on faith grace and spiritual gifts will always be spent trying to prove that Jesus is the way. This is unfair.

Christians need a separate section to discuss things that make for spiritual growth. All of us; christians muslims and atheist can still come down to the general religion board to argue and discuss controversial issues

Seun pls give christians a separate section

Cc Seun

Mister man these just what the Islamic said bout leadership..... Just what I quote earlier leaderships is Borden...that the leader must do everything possible to protect his citizens

To our leaders
THE need for an Islamic approach in leadership is best described in a hadith reported by Abdullah ibn Umar: The Prophet Muhammad said “Every one of you is a shepherd and is responsible for his flock”. (Sahih al-Bukhari 6719, Sahih Muslim 1829). The four lessons that can be drawn from this hadith are:

LEADING by example in which a leader inspires others to do good deeds voluntarily for the benefit of the ummah and nation;

A LEADER is expected to show compassion and empathy. A caring leader is one who gives his followers moral support needed to navigate personal loss;

A LEADER is responsible, dedicated and consistent in carrying out his duties in protecting the interest and dignity of his flock; and,

A LEADER is accountable for what he does and should be able to give an agreeable reason for it.

A leader in Islam gives priority to the legitimate needs of followers over his own needs, without compromising his personal career advancement.

He upholds tawheed (oneness of Allah) as the root of his leadership belief.

Consequently, the problem of misuse of power can be managed properly through an act of piety by which one comprehends one’s role, not only as a caliph (representative of Allah on Earth) but also as a servant of Allah, better.

In fact, poor practice of leadership has led to critical problems of deviant workplace behaviour. They include favouritism, sexual harassment, stealing, sabotaging office equipment and insider trading.

There are some Islamic approaches that can be employed to address these issues judiciously.

FIRSTLY, Islam considers a leader to be considerate and forgiving by upholding the spirit of love and brotherhood between himself and his followers. He treats followers fairly by fulfilling their rights to avoid any act of discrimination;

SECONDLY, all duties performed are considered ibadah (good deeds), meaning he is held accountable for any good or bad deeds;

THIRDLY, a leader in Islam is the one who educates and develops his followers, always being at hand to render guidance when asked; and,

FOURTHLY, a leader should enjoin good and forbid wrong in all actions taken.

Given the above, the inculcation of Islamic approaches to leadership in any organisation is of utmost importance.

DR HANUDIN AMIN

Associate professor,

Faculty of International Finance, Labuan International Campus, Universiti Malaysia

osinawanta:
Am currently in Lagos and need to get to owerri am here in a friend house and not just prepared for it any advice that will help I will appreciate am in ago palace way

stayed there Bros

Plead:


Please,enough of this tribal bigotry on nairaland.

Btw,taraba state isn’t a Fulani state. Get sense.

I Wonder ooooo

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Do you really think that this woman is wife material?
Like really?

You're using your korokor eyes to see fire and you still want to enter it.

Someone that is dating someone she can't marry is the one you want to wife.

You'll just use your hand to purvwchase problems very soon you come here they ask us she is pregnant you need our advice

goodman41:
I met her when she came for her IT at my place of work, one day I collected her number but I didn't call her till she finished her IT and went back to school.
One day I called to inform her that I will like us to go into a relationship which she accepted, i told her that l' m not looking for a girlfriend but a wife I asked her if she has a boyfriend but she said yes but she will never marry the guy because there are some things she will consider in terms of marriage.
I called her to visit me but she was doing promise and failed, I told her that I'm not inviting her for sex that sex is nothing for me she say okay I should send transport money, I tried using my phone transfer 2k for her but it was not going, so told her that it was not going she said I should go and use ATM but i told her that I don't have that time that she should borrow from her roommate and come or she should forget about coming until when I will be able to use my phone to do the transfer. So that evening she called that she will come the next day been Sunday that she borrowed money from her roommate.
When she came on Sunday I put movie for her and kept my self buy with my laptop, she started feeling sleepy which I told her to go and sleep on the bed which she went, after I was through with my laptop I asked her if I can join her she said yes, I now joined her in the bed before we know it we started kissing and romancing each other and we had sex. After the sex she said that but you told me you don't like sex I told her I like sex but I don't take it serious she said okay I understand. I now took her out spent like 3k, the following morning I gave her 4k for her transport and she was happy.
After one week she called that I should send her airtime I told her that am not sending she said okay without being angry, when she visited for the second time she asked why did I refuse to send her card I told her that I don't like sending card to people she said okay ,so am seeing her as people, i told her don't worry any time I feel like I will send to her, but she said if i send it that she will send it back to me, i asked her about her boyfriend she said that she has ended the friendship but my mind is telling she is lying, she cleaned my house and cooked for me before going back to school that she doesn't want me to be eating outside, she asked me to give her money to do hair which I gave her 3k for both her transport and the hair, she said the money is small but she Will add her own so she collected it without any issue.
Am not the type that use to call every day but she asking me to be calling her every day to make our relationship grow stronger, she was telling me the other day that she will visit me oneday without telling me to see if I have another girl. Please is this girl really serious with this relationship or she just want to use me?

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Francis96:
Good day everyone, I had to open a new account to tell everyone my predicament.
I really like my girlfriend but I'm planning to leave her this Semester before she infects me.
No doubt she is a clean girl but when once she opens her Vjay and I start thrusting the smell that comes out from there is extremely irritating. And once I perceive the smell my Joystick will just fall so I will now be in hurry to cum fast and climb down.
Secondly, the whole room will be smelling of that stuff once we are done. She has been begging me to have raw sex with her but I always declined by telling her that I cum fast if I dont wear a CD that I wouldn't want to cum fast.

Now we are on Corona and ASUU strike, I am planning to tell her the truth via WhatsApp about the smell but I dont know how she would feel.

Please I need advice on how to go about this.

Nobody should come here and drop any comment that seems derogatory or abusive.
I am no longer a small boi, was just unfortunate to gain admission late.
I
Thanks everyone.

if you truly love...seek medication for her

BestAccessories:


Please what is the title of this NOLLYWOOD film?

how Melody die inside my Room

lilprinze:
Audio Transfer

Na lied am in Abuja am yet to see panny

davesd:
It has been laughter all through right from the day the disease named Corona virus was discovered in Wuhan, China and decleared a global pandemic by WHO as COVID-19. Many people including children have their way of calling or pronuncing the disease. this include:
Corolla various,
Corona fever,
Colona virus
Coronia varius
gorilla varius
gorilla virus
comina vanius.
Nairalanders, what are the funny names you have heared of this disease from your area?
pls moderators, move this thread to the right link...

Beby caro

Playboy3030:
As for me, I can do more than this for the current girlfriend am in a relationship with.

"Share your own idea considering this"

which of the girlfriend

donstan18:

about to see next mouth inshallah