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PoliticsRe: Things I'd Do If I Am President by L1TTLE(op): 9:42pm On Jun 01
obeegee:
Lol. I stopped reading at your 1st paragraph.

Fulani, you mean just the herdsmen or all of them?

You realize even Yusuf Buhari and Sultan of Sokoto would have to be removed too?
Yes fulani, they're not indigenes of Nigeria.
PoliticsThings I'd Do If I Am President by L1TTLE(op): 9:28pm On Jun 01
First I'll deport all fulani, like give an executive order to all fulani, let them go back to niger or wherever they're from, if you're caught you're responsible for whatever you suffer.

Close our porous borders and tighten immigration, this also includes altering our immigration laws.

Restructure the Nigerian armed forces, model it after other working countries, each arm of the army would have special forces same way there's seal team, marines, rangers, CIA, and create an arm responsible for high tech and surveillance matters, they'll monitor forests and bandit infested areas constantly with drones capable of carrying ordinance.

Create an agency responsible for internal auditing of every agency and thier finances, to ensure no one is stealing funds meant for the public, you can't be wealthier than you earn, nor can you have autonomy over money and properties you can't explain, the auditing and monitoring will be constant, every year you report your earnings and assets.

Cut down on the earnings and allowances of government, infact reduce government spending, cut allowances, reduce thier unnecessary convoys, trips, staff, salaries etc.

Create a state police, every state would have thier own police, with thier own laws that applies to them alone, you can't understand a state more than the indigenous people, they make thier own police state laws that will apply to them alone, like what they allow and don't allow, especially the right to own guns, and out of that state police a group of local vigilante and hunters that knows the terrains will be trained and employed to tackle issues that requires tracking especially in the kidnapping of people.

Create a database of every Nigerian, once born you're entered into this database, whenever you create a bank account, register a sim, get arrested, commit a crime, participate in a census, vote, its recorded there, to leave or enter the country you must be in that database, if you don't exist there you're an illegal citizen, everyone is also mandated to have an id card with a citizen identity number that would instantly pull up your record when entered.

Scrap jamb entirely and come up with a scheme meant to empower graduates when they're out of school, give you seed money that is am extension of your student loan to help you set something up and hold you accountable to make sure you use the money for its intended purpose.

Set up a committee meant to regulate prices in the country so greedy people won't just inflate prices when they want and when prices go up they bring it down.

Heavily invest in farming, create huge farms in every state in the country, and by farm i mean poultry, fish ponds, orchards, cash crops, spanning several hectares and owned by the government, every employee on those farms are paid by the government, and the product from those farms are processed and sold at subsidized rate, say rice is 70k the farm should be able to sell lower due to the use of mechanized farming, fertilizers, anything meant to reduce production cost therefore reducing price of product and employing thousands of people, since its heavily guarded bandits won't go and chase farmers away

Create agencies for most basic amenities, agencies responsible for maintaining roads and collecting tows, garbage people who also collect fees, transportation agencies with thousands of electric buses, water etc

Invest heavily on power generation, utilizing solar in the north, hydro in places with much water, and nuclear in advanced states like lagos, this would solve our power problems

Ensure clear separation of power between the arms of the government, not the current corrupt system we have where a powerful person is a godfather and he has rights to interfere in other people's business because he's oga at the top

Improve our system of voting, everyone can monitor the votes live, and votes are transmitted instantly, biuld a system where everything unusual is flagged and rejected, fake votes are instantly recognized especially when the voter doesn't exist in the national database.

Make sharing of rice and other gifts an offence, infact it should be considered bribery especially by a political candidate during elections, if you must share whatever don't do it during campaign and have a clear reason why you're sharing whatever

Ensure we don't negotiate with terrorists, they'll be no reintegration into society, kidnapping, terrorism and banditry earns you a death sentence without the option of clemency, once caught its over, you're not getting a court hearing

As a political office holder you're not allowed to have assets in other countries especially while in office, you must declare everything and if you're caught in any case of corruption you'll forfeit everything to Nigeria.

Build houses in so many places and put them up for sale with flexible payments spread over years, invite foreign companies to do that and set up mortgage, that would solve the housing crisis

Invent a loaning system, with advanced credit scores for salary earners, which gives people the opportunity to own cars, houses etc

Before seeking reelection into office you must step down, so you don't use your power as an elected official to influence people nor throw your position around in order to win the election

Reduce the age you have to be to come out for any position, infact old people won't be allowed to rule again, once you're above 65 you're not qualified to run for office and you can't have more than two terms.
Technology MarketRe: Redmi Note 11 Pro Available For Quick Sale by L1TTLE(op): 5:18pm On Jun 01
Still available, i really need it gone
CrimeRe: Saddest Image On The Internet Today by L1TTLE(m): 7:23pm On May 31
faxana:
See what white people with the help of our corrupt leaders are doing to us.
Always blame everyone but yourself, basic trait of incompetent people, which white people be that.
PoliticsRe: Lere Olayinka Shares Emeka Ike's Confidential Voter Details by L1TTLE(m): 10:49pm On May 30
Is it that the opposition doesn't have power to challenge such brazen acts of corruption and callousness, how did he get access to the backend? It means he can manipulate anything else in there as well, what kind of devilish govt is this? They commit all manner of attrocities without consequences.
CelebritiesRe: Miserable Children's Day - Falz by L1TTLE(m): 7:52pm On May 27
Everyone is practically forced to grow up in this evil regime, how can someone even utter celebration with the state of affairs , heartless leaders na our curse.
CrimeRe: Police Reject ₦500M Bribe, Arrest Eke Ifeanyi With 425 Bags Of Illicit Drugs by L1TTLE(m): 9:12am On May 25
Something no add up hope, no be naija police again?
RomanceRe: She's Now Hating Because I Refused To Be A Side Project by L1TTLE(op): 2:34pm On May 23
WantsandMore:
chill, you're too hot headed, you should have played her game up until she reveals her true intentions, for e.g.when she suggested you become besties, you should have playfully asked "what type of besties ?" Followed by "the one you are been taking care off or the one you are taking care of her?" Make sure to settle for the one you are been taking care of, when she uploads cute friends or introduced you to one, focus on those. But then sometimes rage is good.
Awesome, waste my time on games that'll lead nowhere while getting used the whole time, you don consider wetin I go loose playing the yeye games.
RomanceRe: She's Now Hating Because I Refused To Be A Side Project by L1TTLE(op): 8:40am On May 23
ambimo:
You’re an arrogant kid. Grow up! You can’t sustain relationships or friendships with such temperament.
And you're an ignorant adult, act your age and respect the old man you're becoming.
RomanceRe: She's Now Hating Because I Refused To Be A Side Project by L1TTLE(op): 7:16am On May 23
TotoSuckker:
Don't you know that if you keep hanging around her one day you will get an opportunity to enter her to-tow grin
I don't have that patience and towtow no scarce bro, i have access to it anytime i want.
RomanceRe: She's Now Hating Because I Refused To Be A Side Project by L1TTLE(op): 7:14am On May 23
CocaineLord:
Dear brother,

You think she'll open the strait of hormuz for free? 🤣🤣🤣 She'll definitely be billing him once in a while.

The billing I fear the most is Iphone,Birthday or Wig Billing.....Other stuffs like Data,Food,Groceries etc I can do it effortlessly but you see those Birthdays,Wigs or New Phones billing are Brazyyyyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂
She don bill me once already sef.
RomanceRe: She's Now Hating Because I Refused To Be A Side Project by L1TTLE(op): 9:32pm On May 22
Desusi:
You're very Smart,she just wanted to be using you to catch cruise in order words,you will be her cash cow, while feeding her man.God himself will not be happy with you.At the end you will be the looser.My people would say 'Afi ase gbojo,ara re lontan je' meaning individual who is using sieve to fetch water is deceiving him/ herself.
thanks, i figured out she's looking for who to use from the onset, didn't see why she got upset because i refused her offer.
RomanceRe: She's Now Hating Because I Refused To Be A Side Project by L1TTLE(op): 6:01pm On May 22
Precious201010:
So what exactly is Ur problem? Why are u wailing uncomfortably?..

At least she was honest with you, many girl won't even tell you that they are in a relationship?. ... Every friendship must not be sexual relationships na...

And as for billings, no girl will put a gun on Ur head to give her money.... I give when it's convenient for me.
This mumu no sabi read, na she dey bawl say i refuse her besty offer, reverse is the case, why become hostile over someone refusing to be your besty, besty you ask favors from, I don't want such parasitism, yes no one forced me, but it shouldn't even happen talkmore of being forced, can i make denands of her in the name of besty?
RomanceRe: She's Now Hating Because I Refused To Be A Side Project by L1TTLE(op): 1:07pm On May 22
Diamond098454:
You would have told her how you feel , you want her as your girlfriend.

Telling you she's in a relationship and want you as her bestie means she wants to have a serious conversation with you.
Tell her what again? She don already place me in besty position which i vehemently refused, no time to waste again, we're not in the 20s, and I'm not one of these guys who'd rather be your friend than loose you entirely, make she dey go, i no want any bestie.
RomanceRe: She's Now Hating Because I Refused To Be A Side Project by L1TTLE(op): 12:28pm On May 22
Sonnobax15:
Guy,you get quarrel with full-stop? angry
yes, i do, any problem? Abi you wan reconcile us
RomanceShe's Now Hating Because I Refused To Be A Side Project by L1TTLE(op): 11:54am On May 22
Theres this girl i am getting along with, we had a connection so I thought cuz everything was easy, she likes talking to me, she gave me her number without me asking for it, we got along very easily like I've known her for long.

I had the feeling that things are getting serious so I i asked her if she's single before I waste my time, lo and behold she's not, I then asked her what's the purpose of all this then? She then shamelessly said we can be besties, I i told her point blank with disgust that I don't need a bestie, someone she can be billing while her boyfriend stays wherever he is, boyfriend duties but you're the besty, naso this girl vex and started saying everything has changed simply because she told me she's in a relationship.

What was once a delightful interaction is now resentment, we don't talk again sef.
Technology MarketRe: Redmi Note 11 Pro Available For Quick Sale by L1TTLE(op): 7:32am On Mar 05
Need it gone
Technology MarketRe: Redmi Note 11 Pro Available For Quick Sale by L1TTLE(op): 12:13pm On Mar 04
Available dm
Technology MarketRe: Redmi Note 11 Pro Available For Quick Sale by L1TTLE(op): 8:41am On Mar 02
Available
Technology MarketRe: Redmi Note 11 Pro Available For Quick Sale by L1TTLE(op): 9:36am On Jan 09
Still available need it gone
Technology MarketRe: Redmi Note 11 Pro Available For Quick Sale by L1TTLE(op): 6:59pm On Jan 04
Available, I need it gone asap
FamilyRe: Women Don't Have Rules, They Make Them For Men They Don't Like– Man Says by L1TTLE(m): 9:42am On Dec 18, 2025
I'd debunk it if I haven't experienced it, I've met a girl who use to give guys rules because she has standards according to her, but while we were dating, right from our first meeting everything was easy, she stayed out late, visited me and stay for a long time, do chores, same girl that was saying she can't stay out past six, her parents don't let her out bla bla bla, those rules start if she doesn't like you, when you meet a girl that likes you it'll be very easy trust me, especially if you have a ride, that doesn't mean she's cheap though.
CareerRe: Five Side Hustle Tips For Extra Income In 2026 by L1TTLE(m): 2:48pm On Dec 15, 2025
Do surveys and make cool cash, I'm grateful for discovering this hustle, use the money to learn skills and live fine, the skills will double your hustle.
Technology MarketRe: Redmi Note 11 Pro Available For Quick Sale by L1TTLE(op): 6:34pm On Dec 12, 2025
Still available, in great condition
Technology MarketRedmi Note 11 Pro Available For Quick Sale by L1TTLE(op): 6:33pm On Dec 11, 2025
128/6gb variant, extremely clean and spotless, charger and box available for sale at 150.

Technology MarketRe: SOLD: Distress Sale, Extremely Clean Two Months Old Redmi A5 by L1TTLE(op): 12:01pm On Nov 14, 2025
Still available
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Available
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Technology MarketRe: SOLD: Distress Sale, Extremely Clean Two Months Old Redmi A5 by L1TTLE(op): 9:37am On Nov 09, 2025
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Technology MarketRe: SOLD: Distress Sale, Extremely Clean Two Months Old Redmi A5 by L1TTLE(op): 10:43am On Nov 07, 2025
Come get it

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