₦airaland Forum

descarado:
Hi guys,

Salad for you

You think you are eating healthy after pouring all that mayonnaise and ketchup on the salad abi? After you go dey wonder why your belle is getting bigger and bigger everyday upon say you dey chop salad. Just continue pouring mayo and ketchup. Pour more sef

GboyegaD:
You be person Wey never see pass your domot Wey think say e don see life.

Manage this picture, banana bread made during work. Dey police grammar dey go whole people dey make money.

Hahaha. Guy man don switch to pidgin sharply. Oga go buy Brighter Grammar jor. E no too cost.

Meanwhile, Walahi talahi you never see up to a quarter of the world wey I don see. You wan try me? Let’s go there. Talk where you dey and I will teach you one or two things. You wey enter overseas, food come dey shack you. Food of all things wey man pikin don tire for. God forbid

GboyegaD:
Oga, let me help you again; I don't work/walk with vain people. Most importantly, stop being myopic and understand English construction differs from country to country. Where I live we speak the way we understand. I were, you was etc are correct unlike the British English where it is incorrect.

Go find something to do with your life.

Oga stop being defensive. English is English everywhere. Don’t think you are talking to a fool here. Because illiterates in ghettos speak bad English doesn’t make it right. What the hell do you mean by ‘you was’ is correct? Come on go and buy Brighter Grammar for your own good jor. Na beg I dey beg

Mariangeles:
First of all, it’s a her.
Secondly, do I need permission from you before I do so, or need to report to you after I do?
Ajo mmuo!

Please what is ‘ajo mmuo’ ? Is that your father’s name?

BlueRayDick:
Beans + ponmo + egg

Hope say toilet dey nearby sha. You can’t escape it after this deadly combo. If them no call you captain Messi Messi after this atomic combo, then something dey wrong somewhere

starbuck:
Please stop responding to that nonentity, he doesn't worth an attention..
Manage whatever you just received now

He doesn’t worth an attention indeed. Oga please grab a copy of Brighter Grammar asap jor

Mariangeles:
Don’t mind him.
Don’t let his words affect you.

If only you knew the format of all these Nairaland beggars. E go shock you say na the same people with different monikers. Since you are so holy, why not send him the money?

GboyegaD:
I will do you the honor of responding to you today. I am above pettiness and whether my grammar constructions are right or wrong, what matters is the message is passed.

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Oga no need for that epistle. Still more ‘tabon’. Please go and search for Brighter Grammar. Its quite cheap and It’s for your own good. Why do Nigerians not like constructive feedback that can better their lives? I just don’t get it

Aristocrat1011:
Bros if you know you can't lend an helping hand it's better to keep shut and walkaway. You sound really dull.
Everyone has their trying moments, don't worsen the situation the lady is faced with.
Or you, yourself never ask for assistance before.

Alternate moniker activated. Guy, you no get pastor and family? You better go and beg your family members and church members and stop this nonesense before hot yamayama fall on you o

charytea:
Wow!!
Just wow!
You can check through my profile, I have a diary here even.
I put my reputation at stake here because I'm in need..
I understand though, with what the world has turned into.

Na today? You think say I no know your format. Open all kinds of account for beggy beggy on Nairaland. Fatherchristmas I dey follow you for back. Come on get out of here before yamayama fall on that your bald head wey dey shine

Zordgrub:
TL;DR: I was diagnosed with Herpes. I have a constant itch that now looks like ring worm circle on the upper left side of my ribs and I also have hook pain on the lower left side of my abdomen, just below the ribs(spleen region). I've gone to the hospital but doctors said it's nothing. What's the cause and what can I do?

I recently got diagnosed with Herpes and I'm currently on aciclovir. The thing is, before I did this herpes test, I have been having itch from the inside of the left side of my body for like months now and when I looked at it at the mirror, it has this circle like ring worm like. Though it isn't really visible but it's something I can notice and it has this slight dark coloration.

Now, I've been having this hook pain too for a while on the lower left side of my abdomen, around the spleen region, just below my ribs and it's usually prevalent at night. Mind you, I've gone to the govt hospital to complain about this and the doctors are saying I should not worry that it's nothing.

The way kidney infection news is flying here and there, I don't wanna be caught on the web.

Please Doctors and other health practitioners, what can I do? What kind of cream can I apply to the rash and what should I do as regards the hook pain too and what's the likely cause of this?

Please help!!!

You don carry yamayama disease from okpo abuna

Greasy food is bad for the heart. Sharwarma is junk. Indomie is junk. Deep fried foods are junk. You want to live long, stay away before strong yamayama disease nack una coconut head and give una serious heart attack. I don talk my own o. Nonesense!

Jbn11:
Who will help me with fund to start my business?

I will remain loyal and respecful.
Am losing hope my dream is dying down

Why you dey come here to beg strangers for funds for your business? Abi you think say people no get family members wey need help? Don’t you have family members? Money wey you sef know say you wan use to go carry okpo for brothel this night. You better give yourself brain before very strong yamayama nack that your sweating bald head this sunny afternoon