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GboyegaD:
Food:

Pounded yam with black soup.

I salute the person wey get mind to chop this black looking soup without two sachets of Andrew Liver Salt as dessert

descarado:
I discovered this soup recently.

Ate with cauliflower and white cabbage foofoo. Used 2 spoons of Oat as binder.
Slept like baby.

My sweet lord. People dey try o. Wetin be this again ?

sheycrown:
Dinner

Poundo Yam and okra soup

Only you wan chop this big mound of poundo?

No just come complain about how your big belle no just gree go down. Nor just try am o

GboyegaD:
Dinner:

Coleslaw and crispy chicken.

This one carry chicken republic chicken and salad snap onto likes. Hiss

cococandy:
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I really hope there’s a free toilet with a very strong plunger around you. E get why

emperorz:
corn flour and veg and goat meat

Ugali? You can do better with the presentation. See as the thing just be like yamayama

Nuttella:
I like nutella but not that much like people think, I wanted to open a nairaland account, it requested for a username and I didn't want to use my real name, so I began to think about the username that I will use and WHAM, in front of me was a bottle of Nutella, so I used the name

Na so…you better tell the truth. You just like ‘nutting’. No lie before yamayama strike your head there

Akeem79:
Saturday dinner in my friend's house

Which friend? I dare you to show a picture of you with your so called friends. Oga stop snapping the picture of the tables that you are waiting jor. It is rude!

Petyprincess:
Celebrated my birthday yesterday with friends, and yes I was the caterer

Why only one small turkey and two shrimp na? Buhari economy don reach that side? I sure say somebody son na meat lover. The guy go dey smile outside but low key, he’s not a happy man

Petyprincess:
Celebrated my birthday yesterday with friends, and yes I was the caterer

See as somebody son dey hold Fanta like say person wan thief am

GboyegaD:
E sure me say you and your papa combo still be Tata near me. I dey tabon dey make am you dey there dey form wetin you no be.

I go like give your wife this small change to have a short meeting with her. When we are done, she go tell you who be tata

GboyegaD:
[s]You will need defend yourself on why you defaulted if you ever did and why they had to drag the company into it.[/s]

What the hell are you trying to say bro? English is not so hard na

GboyegaD:
Your conclusions of him is funny. You are only adding things up from your ignorance. Trust your instincts, yes but trying to make it seem you are right is a no.

Wetin be ‘your conclusions of him’

Brighter Grammar should be your Bible from now on

GboyegaD:
It all depends on the couple involved. In my case, I support joint account up to a reasonable percent while you each keep the remaining for other personal purposes.

You each keep? Seriously? And you go think say you dey blow grammar so. Wtf

GboyegaD:
Shouldn't all vehicles have a fire extinguisher?

All vehicles should have a fire extinguisher indeed. Guy, which secondary you go? You pass WAEC English?

GboyegaD:
If you spend 2k, why doubt others? Apparently, you are one of those filled with pride and sees themselves as better than others.

Wetin be sees themselves?

See as person papa just dey tabon up and Dan the place with this yamayama English

GboyegaD:
She should follow her medications religiously and she might even live more longer. She can also trust God for His healing if she believes in Him.

Wetin be ‘live more longer’ bros? And you refuse to go and buy Brighter Grammar? Are you okay?

GboyegaD:
Interestingly, I don't borrow money from friends since I can use my CC if I am cash trapped nonetheless, I don't expect my debtors to bother me particularly, when they don't have the money to pay back. Most often, I only borrow people money I know if they don't pay back, I wouldn't feel too pained.

That said, that anyone is owing you, it doesn't make you a God over them.

What do you mean by you borrow people money. Oga go and buy Brighter Grammar and read cover to cover. Stop embarrassing yourself on Nairaland

GboyegaD:
Management Trainee. The skill here is transferable.

The skills are transferable.

Guy, Brighter Grammar will do you a lot of good o. See as person papa go just dey tabon all over the place. Na wa o

GboyegaD:
Dinner:

Smothered chicken, creamy collard vegetables, and carrot.

Truth be told, this doesn’t look good

descarado:
Hi guys,

Salad for you

You think you are eating healthy after pouring all that mayonnaise and ketchup on the salad abi? After you go dey wonder why your belle is getting bigger and bigger everyday upon say you dey chop salad. Just continue pouring mayo and ketchup. Pour more sef

GboyegaD:
You be person Wey never see pass your domot Wey think say e don see life.

Manage this picture, banana bread made during work. Dey police grammar dey go whole people dey make money.

Hahaha. Guy man don switch to pidgin sharply. Oga go buy Brighter Grammar jor. E no too cost.

Meanwhile, Walahi talahi you never see up to a quarter of the world wey I don see. You wan try me? Let’s go there. Talk where you dey and I will teach you one or two things. You wey enter overseas, food come dey shack you. Food of all things wey man pikin don tire for. God forbid

GboyegaD:
Oga, let me help you again; I don't work/walk with vain people. Most importantly, stop being myopic and understand English construction differs from country to country. Where I live we speak the way we understand. I were, you was etc are correct unlike the British English where it is incorrect.

Go find something to do with your life.

Oga stop being defensive. English is English everywhere. Don’t think you are talking to a fool here. Because illiterates in ghettos speak bad English doesn’t make it right. What the hell do you mean by ‘you was’ is correct? Come on go and buy Brighter Grammar for your own good jor. Na beg I dey beg

Mariangeles:
First of all, it’s a her.
Secondly, do I need permission from you before I do so, or need to report to you after I do?
Ajo mmuo!

Please what is ‘ajo mmuo’ ? Is that your father’s name?

BlueRayDick:
Beans + ponmo + egg

Hope say toilet dey nearby sha. You can’t escape it after this deadly combo. If them no call you captain Messi Messi after this atomic combo, then something dey wrong somewhere

starbuck:
Please stop responding to that nonentity, he doesn't worth an attention..
Manage whatever you just received now

He doesn’t worth an attention indeed. Oga please grab a copy of Brighter Grammar asap jor

Mariangeles:
Don’t mind him.
Don’t let his words affect you.

If only you knew the format of all these Nairaland beggars. E go shock you say na the same people with different monikers. Since you are so holy, why not send him the money?

GboyegaD:
I will do you the honor of responding to you today. I am above pettiness and whether my grammar constructions are right or wrong, what matters is the message is passed.

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Oga no need for that epistle. Still more ‘tabon’. Please go and search for Brighter Grammar. Its quite cheap and It’s for your own good. Why do Nigerians not like constructive feedback that can better their lives? I just don’t get it

Aristocrat1011:
Bros if you know you can't lend an helping hand it's better to keep shut and walkaway. You sound really dull.
Everyone has their trying moments, don't worsen the situation the lady is faced with.
Or you, yourself never ask for assistance before.

Alternate moniker activated. Guy, you no get pastor and family? You better go and beg your family members and church members and stop this nonesense before hot yamayama fall on you o

charytea:
Wow!!
Just wow!
You can check through my profile, I have a diary here even.
I put my reputation at stake here because I'm in need..
I understand though, with what the world has turned into.

Na today? You think say I no know your format. Open all kinds of account for beggy beggy on Nairaland. Fatherchristmas I dey follow you for back. Come on get out of here before yamayama fall on that your bald head wey dey shine