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Skepticus:
That blue-pill mentality he has and he openly portrays, is one of the reasons he has been allowed into the elite "hollyweird" circle that has made him multimillions of dollars in money. The high-achieving, career-focused and extremely wealthy, pro-gynocentric simp tolerating all forms of bullshiit from women (including being openly disrespected by his woman, being cheated upon, making him the butt of comedians' rude jokes) to be/appear "woke" to a system rewarding him for being the corporate, decent buffon, will never make him change.

He is gone!

Stop talking crap before strong yamayama fall on that your bald head

Will Smith is a very well known homosexual in gay circles. Everyone in Hollywood knows. Hollywood loves gays and this is why Will does well. He does well with Hollywood suits and execs as a gay and then fools the world as a family man using Jada.

All that crap he does for Jada is to try to cover up. Jada has his mumu button and will spill all his gayness to the world if he tries any rubbish. That’s after cleaning him out financially.

If anything, give the brother some credit. He’s a very wise guy.

SeaTrade:
Wouldn't matter to me as I am not much of a family oriented guy.
Still thinking about how I would cope with a wife and kids running around me in circles doing daddy daddy up and down and me not having my space.
Even if I do then I don't think I'd want to live with them in the same house.

Is that why you are almost fifty and single? Yamayama nack your head there

aboyaji:
Porridge Beans

Ingredients;

Macaroni
Pepper
Crayfish
Spring Onion
Ginger
Salt

And water

If you no block your landlord toilet for am with strong shaitt after consuming all that beans, then it’s nothing short of a miracle

Akeem79:
Come over and join us in our Sunday lunch

Nicca, I dare you to show a picture of your black hand as you sit and dine with your so called Chinese friends. I dare you.! Naija waiter in China. I sure say na you be the Naija waiter wey serve me on my last trip….wey those chnko for kitchen no just send at all

nairaman66:
Parfait for the road!!

See ya black hand wey you dey use style to show off Benz. If person check now, e no go pass driver. Hiss

GboyegaD:
Food:

Pounded yam with black soup.

I salute the person wey get mind to chop this black looking soup without two sachets of Andrew Liver Salt as dessert

descarado:
I discovered this soup recently.

Ate with cauliflower and white cabbage foofoo. Used 2 spoons of Oat as binder.
Slept like baby.

My sweet lord. People dey try o. Wetin be this again ?

sheycrown:
Dinner

Poundo Yam and okra soup

Only you wan chop this big mound of poundo?

No just come complain about how your big belle no just gree go down. Nor just try am o

GboyegaD:
Dinner:

Coleslaw and crispy chicken.

This one carry chicken republic chicken and salad snap onto likes. Hiss

cococandy:
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I really hope there’s a free toilet with a very strong plunger around you. E get why

emperorz:
corn flour and veg and goat meat

Ugali? You can do better with the presentation. See as the thing just be like yamayama

Nuttella:
I like nutella but not that much like people think, I wanted to open a nairaland account, it requested for a username and I didn't want to use my real name, so I began to think about the username that I will use and WHAM, in front of me was a bottle of Nutella, so I used the name

Na so…you better tell the truth. You just like ‘nutting’. No lie before yamayama strike your head there

Akeem79:
Saturday dinner in my friend's house

Which friend? I dare you to show a picture of you with your so called friends. Oga stop snapping the picture of the tables that you are waiting jor. It is rude!

Petyprincess:
Celebrated my birthday yesterday with friends, and yes I was the caterer

Why only one small turkey and two shrimp na? Buhari economy don reach that side? I sure say somebody son na meat lover. The guy go dey smile outside but low key, he’s not a happy man

Petyprincess:
Celebrated my birthday yesterday with friends, and yes I was the caterer

See as somebody son dey hold Fanta like say person wan thief am

GboyegaD:
E sure me say you and your papa combo still be Tata near me. I dey tabon dey make am you dey there dey form wetin you no be.

I go like give your wife this small change to have a short meeting with her. When we are done, she go tell you who be tata

GboyegaD:
[s]You will need defend yourself on why you defaulted if you ever did and why they had to drag the company into it.[/s]

What the hell are you trying to say bro? English is not so hard na

GboyegaD:
Your conclusions of him is funny. You are only adding things up from your ignorance. Trust your instincts, yes but trying to make it seem you are right is a no.

Wetin be ‘your conclusions of him’

Brighter Grammar should be your Bible from now on

GboyegaD:
It all depends on the couple involved. In my case, I support joint account up to a reasonable percent while you each keep the remaining for other personal purposes.

You each keep? Seriously? And you go think say you dey blow grammar so. Wtf

GboyegaD:
Shouldn't all vehicles have a fire extinguisher?

All vehicles should have a fire extinguisher indeed. Guy, which secondary you go? You pass WAEC English?

GboyegaD:
If you spend 2k, why doubt others? Apparently, you are one of those filled with pride and sees themselves as better than others.

Wetin be sees themselves?

See as person papa just dey tabon up and Dan the place with this yamayama English

GboyegaD:
She should follow her medications religiously and she might even live more longer. She can also trust God for His healing if she believes in Him.

Wetin be ‘live more longer’ bros? And you refuse to go and buy Brighter Grammar? Are you okay?

GboyegaD:
Interestingly, I don't borrow money from friends since I can use my CC if I am cash trapped nonetheless, I don't expect my debtors to bother me particularly, when they don't have the money to pay back. Most often, I only borrow people money I know if they don't pay back, I wouldn't feel too pained.

That said, that anyone is owing you, it doesn't make you a God over them.

What do you mean by you borrow people money. Oga go and buy Brighter Grammar and read cover to cover. Stop embarrassing yourself on Nairaland

GboyegaD:
Management Trainee. The skill here is transferable.

The skills are transferable.

Guy, Brighter Grammar will do you a lot of good o. See as person papa go just dey tabon all over the place. Na wa o

GboyegaD:
Dinner:

Smothered chicken, creamy collard vegetables, and carrot.

Truth be told, this doesn’t look good

descarado:
Hi guys,

Salad for you

You think you are eating healthy after pouring all that mayonnaise and ketchup on the salad abi? After you go dey wonder why your belle is getting bigger and bigger everyday upon say you dey chop salad. Just continue pouring mayo and ketchup. Pour more sef

GboyegaD:
You be person Wey never see pass your domot Wey think say e don see life.

Manage this picture, banana bread made during work. Dey police grammar dey go whole people dey make money.

Hahaha. Guy man don switch to pidgin sharply. Oga go buy Brighter Grammar jor. E no too cost.

Meanwhile, Walahi talahi you never see up to a quarter of the world wey I don see. You wan try me? Let’s go there. Talk where you dey and I will teach you one or two things. You wey enter overseas, food come dey shack you. Food of all things wey man pikin don tire for. God forbid

GboyegaD:
Oga, let me help you again; I don't work/walk with vain people. Most importantly, stop being myopic and understand English construction differs from country to country. Where I live we speak the way we understand. I were, you was etc are correct unlike the British English where it is incorrect.

Go find something to do with your life.

Oga stop being defensive. English is English everywhere. Don’t think you are talking to a fool here. Because illiterates in ghettos speak bad English doesn’t make it right. What the hell do you mean by ‘you was’ is correct? Come on go and buy Brighter Grammar for your own good jor. Na beg I dey beg

Mariangeles:
First of all, it’s a her.
Secondly, do I need permission from you before I do so, or need to report to you after I do?
Ajo mmuo!

Please what is ‘ajo mmuo’ ? Is that your father’s name?

BlueRayDick:
Beans + ponmo + egg

Hope say toilet dey nearby sha. You can’t escape it after this deadly combo. If them no call you captain Messi Messi after this atomic combo, then something dey wrong somewhere