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Gracilicutes:
Hello house who can help me write a good statement of purpose and resume master of public health

You want to go and do masters and you can’t write an ordinary statement of purpose and resume? May yamayama fall on that your dull head. You don’t deserve to be admitted and you will be taking the place of someone who deserves it more. God help us in this country. Very disappointing

shekhaz:
I need the experienced ones to help with this. I am a single mum with two kids going for MBA by Spring/Summer. I have two questions please:
1. Would I get any question on my marital status? I am confused as regards getting questions on taking the kids with me. They are age 6 and 8
2. Would the kids be asked any question during the interview?
Thanks in advance

MBA from what school?

ibechris:
Whoever did this to you really frustrated u honestly.
U sounded like someone whose life has been dented despite struggling to make sense yet the frustration keeps surfacing.
Baba,park someone where and take inventory of your life,as time is going before u will commit suicide without u knowing.

And to those listening to thjs frustrated agbero,ignore his ranting,we have met more sophisticated idiots here before him,but soon he will definitely fizzle out like others.

For investing,start with whatever amount u have and as time goes on,u will compound and make some cash equivalent with your expectations. I know how much I started with in 2012 and today,I know how much i have realised so far.
Don't mind critics like this,his likes have nothing reasonable or sensible to offer. The only thing that he says is"yamayama" which helps to explain where he is coming out from.

In conclusion,this guy is frustrated and bittered.

See another frustrated old eediot. May yamayama fall on that your empty big head by midnight tonight. Foolish people that think they are gaining by investing in the useless securities of this hopeless shithole should convert their gains to usd and only then will they realize they live in fools’ paradise.

Na your type dey brag say una get millions for account because million sound like money for your foolish head. Million Naira wey no reach 2k dollars lol. Your currency is fast depreciating and inflation is driving prices so high and you think you are making money with ten percent interest rate. Talk more of investing a measly 5k wey you fit use to feel fine with one correct okpo today. What a bunch of idiots we have here

RayRay06677:
Bless you son, who is wiser, the one that gets 10% despite 15% inflation or the one with krowkrow balls chopping everything he has?

Who be this man that continues to show his stupidity?. If given a choice today between locking in a measly 5k in FGN bond and consuming it today, any wise man will know it is better to consume it today and enjoy the full utilities. Only a daft old fool like you with yamayama brain cells will throw the 5k in FGN bonds and allow it to dissipate with inflation and devaluation. After 3 years in this useless country, your 5k is useless. Can’t even pay for one round with okpo. Mugu full here sha

RayRay06677:
[s]So happy we had contributions as before. For that dude that still dont understand why we are here cum investment.
We invest because we want to add value, S.I. equals product of R, T and P. So whatever you get depends on P you brought to the table. Growth is increase in anything so therefore, a man with 5k that wishes to grow that 5k will invest it and gain higher amount but like he suggested, u can "wack" it. [/s]

[s]The boss tried educating us on the idea of consistency. I started with 2m, at 10% that would be 200 and also inconsequential but my people, today its not 200 any more, dont bother about what it has become but its not 200. For low income earners, consistency of investment that minute part of your salary monthly will definitely give you an edge at retirement.

The worst thing in life is stagnation. Let's encourage one another.
I dont want this thread to die as I owe this thread all the advancement I have achieved.

Thanks all, respect[/s].

Yamayama nack your oily bald head for this rubbish wey you just type.
You are getting 10% from Nigeria gov while currency dey devalue faster and you think you are making progress with FGN instruments? You are daft

emmanuelewumi:
The young shall grow. The journey of a thousand miles starts with a step. Little drops of water forms the big ocean.


The most important thing is consistency

The young cannot grow by investing 5k in Bonds to make 1k after three years with all this inflation wey we dey hear up and dan. That is stupidity. If you have only 5k free cash, better to flex that money and hope for better tomorrow o

petaling:
Where you make money is in volume. If
invest 50M, you will reap 15 million in 3 years. This is cool especially you don't know of other viable business to venture.

You are saying exactly what I’m saying. Only a very foolish man will invest 5k in the bonds

RayRay06677:
The 2-Year FGN Savings Bond due March 16, 2024, and 3-Year FGN Savings Bond due March 16, 2025, will be offered at 9.470% and 10.470% per annum respectively. Please see more details below:

TENOR MATURITY RATES
2 Years 16-Mar-24 9.470%
3 Years 16-Mar-25 10.470%
Opening Date Monday, March 7th, 2022
Closing Date Friday, March 11th, 2022
Settlement Date Wednesday, March 16th, 2022
Coupon Payment Dates June 16th, September 16th, December 16th, March 16th Kindly note that offer closes by 10:00 am Friday, 11-March-22
*Please note that the minimum subscription for FGN Savings Bond is ₦5,000.00

I wish us luck, minimum is 5k so everybody can invest and 10.47% looks good for the season

So man pikin go get 5k and lock am up for three years to make 1k? 6k wey go don useless after three years. Is it not better to flex that money? This man, are you okay?

ibechris:
U are just being stupid.
Your type are the reasons why this thread has paused for sometime.
The man u are abusing can feed your entire household and his contribution here has helped many who wanted to learn.
Now,u have come with this your crazy agbero lifestyle...abi u think say na under bridge u dey?

Be careful before something hit u hard.

Your papa na the stupid agbero wey you dey mistake me for. How can you say somebody can feed my entire household when you don’t know me? Shows you are daft. Yamayama nack that your oily bald head there this afternoon. Nor just try me o. I dey vex o

RayRay06677:
I wonder why I am chatting with krowkrow infested pikin like you. Joblessness should be made a crime. Fraudsters behaves this way, continue

Wetin be krowkrow? May that same yamayama krowkrow fall on your first born pikin body by midnight. Yes that same son of yours wey you dey teach fraud. Like father like son

CynthiaGeorge:
Stir fry noodles with chicken Suya and sausage for dinner, and pizza

Serious heart attack loading…….

Just continue

respect80:
Common, show some sense of humour...
One way or the other, there's a police in every Nigerian and that's why we're where we are today.

If we look deeply, most people like you who are going extreme on police are also sinners condemning another sinner for sinning in a different way...

Look at this one. No be only common, na common man. He’s already showing a sense of humor na. Do you even know the meaning of sense of humor? I doubt it. Una go just dey use grammar wey una no understand. Guy go and buy a copy of Brighter Grammar immediately and stop embarrassing your lineage. Nonesense!

Maxymilliano:
He looks obessed and possible cardiac arrest related patient. RIP though.

No be only obsessed? Obsessed with what? Food? Guy go and buy a copy of Brighter Grammar immediately and stop embarrassing yourself and your family

RayRay06677:
You are sounding like a very wretched man, too bitter. Try and free yourself a bit, you need air

Strong yamayama fall on that your wretched bald head there. He goat!

RayRay06677:
U fit into the description above, our discussion went beyond Tbills until you and your siblings arrived the scene. You guys did a good job, thanks to you.

This man you better shut up before yamayama fall on that your bald coconut head. How many times you don see me for here? I just come to check treasury rates and they are very low. So I no really expect anybody to dey here. Wetin concern me about your useless discussions with your fellow jobless men? Abi this no be treasury thread again?

RayRay06677:
Once upon a time, we had a great forum called treasury bill thread, we discussed and watched each others back until the over sabi fellas arrived and chased away everybody including their selves. Today the forum is a ghost town.

Moral: never respond to strangers with all your energy, ignore them until they become family members.

Let's revive our good works, we have great savings bond that looks good and commercial papers flying around with rates of minimum of 9%. Can we go back to that era we shared info?

Wetin this one dey talk for there? Why won’t it be a ghost town? Have you seen current treasury bill rates? E be like say yamayama don fall on that your shiny bald head already

Petyprincess:
Dinner

Na somebody son portion be that wey dey on top red bowl? That small food go belleful somebody son so?

BlueRayDick:
Oat

Look at all the milk wey this one dey pour for oatmeal. Just continue na. Tomorrow now you go dey wonder where that donut wey dey your belle come from and why you get ‘moobs’ for chest like pregnant woman. Not to talk of all the mess wey you go just dey mess up and dan the place. Just continue na

emmasoft:
[s]W working together with men
O open minded
M managers at home and office
E energetic and efficient
N negotiates on behalf of children and men
[/s]
[s]Happy In'l women's day to all the women in the house[/s]

Who be this one wey dey write this smelly load of bullcrap? Strong yamayama nack that your oily bald head there for posting this nonesense

waistbead:
Lunch


Porridge yam very tasty

Finally you don throwey that rotten expired tin of milk. Ope o

zeeace:
you're worse than a fool. If Ronaldo is on it and so what? When you're getting false figures makes the list stupid.
Mctominay is actually on 73k .Greenwood on 75. They both signed new contracts. You will die the next time you quote me.

STFU!!! Mctominay is on 20k. Mugu, I have quoted you. Na your mama and papa go die. Eediot

cooltola:
This is one of major reasons I do not kill myself when my club wins or loss. When I see the salaries of professional athletes, I wonder why should i obsess myself on football. Whether Manchester united loss yesterday or win next week, at the end of the day the players get paid in full, I cannot kill myself on football matter .I only watch football for entertainment, the best thing for a fan to do is to buy manchester united shares on the stock market

Gbam!!!! They lose and fans are crying and fighting. The lads will just drive home in their lambos and change to their fancy designer Yeezys then enter club to buy expensive champagne for ‘models’ and oloshos wey dem go carry go their mansion for all night orgy

zeeace:
Who ever posted this is pathetic. This is an old wage bill.. mctominay definitely now earns higher than this.

It’s old and Ronaldo is on it. And you think you just sounded smart Abi?

Mctominay is actually on 20k. But what’s the difference btw 10 and 20k when someone like Rashford is on 250k ?

Devil1Messenger:
He is on 20k na academy player and he never renew contract

You don’t know what you are saying. He’s on a new contract signed 2020.

emperorz:
White amala and black soup(originally from ondo) and fish

Na food be this? You are making ppl sick

Come on remove those nasty pics jor