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richkal:
Can you spot the Alpha Male?

Only a very big fool will think Obama became the most powerful man in the world if he was not an alpha male. So because a man is being a gentleman to an old lady, he’s not alpha? Trust me if Putin was standing close to the Queen, he will also help out. This thread is so full of teenagers and idiots!

Meedon:
Ekpa stop this yarnings na.

Stop which yarning? If you are a free thinker who is experienced in life, you go understand. If you are a teenager or Jew man wey no get experience with women, I won’t blame you for not understanding. Soapy go don almost wound your kponron finish

Herbworks:
Reading the redpill made me to lose respect for pussies unless it’s going to fetch me money unlike before when I thought being a man was by the number of pussies you’ve fvcked. Nowadays I can just be looking at a fine girl with amazing structure without getting hard cos the redpills will just be ringing in my brain.

Overdose on the Redpill Boss

Guy, Please what has that epistle wey honestly resemble tales by moonlight got to do with this conclusion or redpill? I am very confused

okrikaboi:
I am hustling for myself, I have decided not to end up with her but I can't start broke and end broke. According to her she is waiting patiently on my dreams very funny lady but I have an ego problem serious ego problem I hope I will solve this one day though. Thanks for your advice it's not easy really.

As she’s waiting patiently for your so called dreams to come true, she will be on the look out for Dorobucci for hook up or to tie down. If she find Dorobucci wey be maga wey wan marry am, she go leave you after dropping strong yamayama for that ya bald head.

Guy wake up and stop being stupid. This one is basic common sense. Are you a teenager? No lie

Origamist:
"You will even be lucky that she chooses
to spend the little free time she has with you"

Why is this funny to you sir?

PstDapo:
[i][/i]

Women don show this one pepper for this life

okrikaboi:
Please @ubunja I have a question
So uhm what's your take on a guy who gets chosen by a girl and he is broke then later discovers the redpill and realises he doesn't need a relationship but he needs to work on himself. The girl adds no form of value and only collects and he gives as little as he can to sustain the whole thing he has knowledge of the pill and wants to go mgtow but ego is killing him. Before he breaks up with this liability he wants to prove himself that he can make it then break up after showing off his success.
He believes she is keeping him for retirement and somehow she has other commitments but is hoping he becomes successful so she can retire with him because he is good in bed, he gives her butterflies and he is somewhat different.
Should he let her go before he becomes successful or he should wait to prove himself and satisfy his ego?

Guy are you okay? How old are you? Why are you asking your fellow man a question that you already know the answer to? Better run from that liability before she make yamayama fall on that your bald head

Many of you say avoid single mothers. I understand where you are coming from. But I think I will rephrase to say ‘avoid broke single mothers’.

A rich/independent single mother is the best you can get as a man. You know why? If she likes you, she really likes you. She’s not after you for your money and she’s not after you to come and give her belle or wife her to support her and her kids. She genuinely just wants your company.

The icing on the cake is that such women rarely have time to be nagging you or cheating around. Where the time dey? Between her career that brings her money and taking care of her kids, all her time is gone na. You will even be lucky that she chooses to spend the little free time she has with you.

Me no like idle woman cos them go bug and nag you tire. I like busy women cos them no just get that time. So make una think twice o. No be all single mothers una go avoid. Just avoid the broke ones and/or the ones with broke baby daddies.

I see many of you saying avoid church girls because many are retired hoes who become conservative after playing around when they were younger. Hmmm.

My question to you folks is this. What about us men that played around our younger years and now want to settle down. Why should we have different standards for women?

The truth is the younger years (18 to 30) are for adventure and self discovery. For both men and women. Better have fun in that phase and truly settle down for good after.

I’d rather be with a retired hoe that has had her fair share of fun and experimenting and learnt from her mistakes and done it all in her younger years than a smally virgin wey her eyes never open. Na those ones go make you regret the day you decided to marry cos na your matrimonial bed she go dey use experiment with different preeks before dashing you HIV and yamayama disease wey go finish your life.

If you are desperate to settle down, retired hoe is better for you jor. Make una dey shine eyes well.

emperorz:
Dinner

Haba only you?

Why una like to chop like glutton for this thread? Una no dey fear yamayama disease of the heart and kidneys? Not to talk of weight gain? Better watch it o before yamayama fall on you. Yamayama respects nobody o

aboyaji:
Yam with the sauce

Ingredients;

Red oil
Ugu leaf
Egg
Salt
Maggi
Onion


Benue yam is something else

See all the yam and oily soup wey one person wan chop oya continue na. Just continue. No just come complain when yamayama disease fall on you o

Meanwhile your body no dey do you one kain to dey chop on that dirty bed? My body itches so badly just looking at that room

AdorableSat:
Lunch

Heart attack lunch.. just kwantinue you hear

waistbead:
Ona dooh!


Lunch

My favorite
Jollof rice and anu okuko ;




Live life

Where that your rotten milk? You don throway am finally? Hope say e no purge you sha

Dem go show cleavage man go come look, they will now say the son of man is a pervert. I no just understand jor

Anyhow, many of them dey do am to low key show they are available to play ball if you know what that means

This dem Davido song is wack! Yamayama don nack all of them when dem write this nonesense

heartofcity12:
At bolded is what simps think as well, you shouldn’t have paid, that’s the whole point of the redpill, to avoid being manipulated by these jezebels, having money or not, rich or broke. You actually simped, desist from such acts, you should have just left the disobedient bitch all alone by herself and simply walk away.

Guy to tell you the gospel truth, it was my birthday so that champagne budget dey whether with her or without her. She didn’t know it was my birthday though

My own anger be the audacity to even order it. In a restaurant of all places. And the fact she insisted even after I said why not drink it in a club and at least get ‘ameeno’ played for you

Can a simp drop a fine well dressed girl in the middle of a busy Ozumba Mbadiwe road?

Labadi69:
Your own still better. Me wey carry woman go chop for correct Island restaurant and guess what she ordered for drink? Moët Nectar. I was like . She can’t be serious. Omo the girl insisted o even after I try to tell am say e make no sense to drink champagne for lunch. Why not wait till when we go club at least them go sing ‘ameeno’ for you

Anyway, I decided to pay not cos I’m a simp but at that moment, the money no be problem. After consuming all the food and expensive champagne like an animal, the hoe still get mind to still use style bill me by asking me to help her pay her rent? For her mind, she don land maga. Do I look like Don Baba J or what? Get the fk down from my car jor

Lesson learnt: most of these girls parading as professionals are just slay queens using another format to catch maga. Better to just negotiate straight up if na nack you dey find. Trust me, you will save yourself money and stress.

No taking them out to eat if they ain’t paying. Even if you get the money, don’t be as nice as I was. She order anything expensive, get up and leave immediately. I wish I could turn back the hands of time

If you sense a bitch is broke, you are doing more harm taking her out to eat or drink. These ones go just dey scheme as dem go bill you. Nah man. Not worth it.

Plus I think good girls don finish for Naija (and Africa). 99 per cent na hook up. I pity anybody wey still dey find wife in this day and age. I really pity them

CsRockefeller:
Went on a Date with this Doctor after so much chats on Twitter. Hot looking too I must confess.

The Problem
She had told me before hand she wants to have the date @ Ocean Basket, so I obliged. On getting there, I found out that the Restaurant isn't the conventional Rice and Chicken restaurant. The prices on the menu are so not smiling.

I only had 12k for both of us. We managed to squeeze through the meal, but I couldn't do so for the drinks. Had to start explaining myself to her. She was like I had the whole week to prepare for the date, but it's not an issue.

We began eating and sincerely, both of us weren't feeling it. The conversation was mainly one sided from my end. She apologized for making a fuss about it earlier.

The date came to an end and I saw her off to a Bolt. Only to get home and find out that she has blocked me.

Sincerely I feel very bad. Really looked forward for a great friendship, and that 12k was very dear to me.

Your own still better. Me wey carry woman go chop for correct Island restaurant and guess what she ordered for drink? Moët Nectar. I was like . She can’t be serious. Omo the girl insisted o even after I try to tell am say e make no sense to drink champagne for lunch. Why not wait till when we go club at least them go sing ‘ameeno’ for you

Anyway, I decided to pay not cos I’m a simp but at that moment, the money no be problem. After consuming all the food and expensive champagne like an animal, the hoe still get mind to still use style bill me by asking me to help her pay her rent? For her mind, she don land maga. Do I look like Don Baba J or what? Get the fk down from my car jor

Sirqt5:
i no see dem for internet . they r his

You won’t see them on internet cos google no dey China. Na Baidu dem dey use. The wanksta go just thief pictures from there knowing say una no get access to Baidu. And then come and be posting here. Look at the quality of the pictures na. And then have you ever seen a black man or any sign of a black man in the pictures? The mind is a terrible thing to waste

aboyaji:
Brea-lunch

See wetin one man wan chop . Tomorrow now dem go say they eat healthy but belle just dey grow bigger and bigger pass Mr Ibu own.

Hope you know all this excess carbs and oil dey cause all this yamayama disease wey dey afflict common man for Naija? You think you are enjoying life but you are just on suicide mission.

Better watch your carb and cholesterol intake if you no wan suffer from painful yamayama disease

GboyegaD:
Brunch:

Coconut cake made by my wife.

Dinner:

Rice with black soup.

How person go get liver to chop something that looks like that?

The thing just dey wonder me. After now, them go complain say person poison them. Not knowing na them go on suicide mission say na food dem dey chop. I feel sick just looking at that black soup. No cap

Akeem79:
Open the damn yansh or shut up

Oh ... after reading some of comments on this thread
I realize I was talking with a colossal sadist

Will happily ignore every of your mentions from now on

You must be mad if you think people are not enlightened here. You think say we no know say Google is blocked in China? So you go thief picture from Baidu and be posting here because you know we can’t find them on Google?

On my next trip to China, I go open ya yansh very wide when I enter Baidu and pick out all these stupid pictures plus the ones of innocent clients wey you dey snap after serving them. Mr waiter wey wan feel funky by force

Akeem79:
Open the damn yansh or shut up

Oh ... after reading some of comments on this thread
I realize I was talking with a colossal sadist

Will happily ignore every of your mentions from now on

Come on enter that chinko kitchen and go and wash plate before hunger kpai you and your family. Stop snapping chinko client food when they are not looking if you want to keep your waiter job. Next time i visit China and I come that restaurant, I go take your picture and post am here

Kenfil:
Best homemade Chili

I hope say toilet dey nearby sha. The destruction after eating this chilli and that vegetable soup will be very bloody. Everywhere go scatter after two seconds

Akeem79:
Lol ....
From waiter to internet pictures haha ... na you go tire


Sorry dude

Guy no let me open ya yansh. That picture dey google images. You are a fuking wankster pretending to be what you are not to people wey no know you and wey no send you at all.

Better enter kitchen go wash plate for chinkos before Strong yamayama nack that your oily bald head with immediate effect

Sirqt5:
everyday different woman dey ur pix . d way u dey change women e be like say i go move 2 China

You must be a Dundee if you believe say those photos are of him. Have you seen any sign of a black man in the photos he shares?

The guy na waiter wey dey snap pictures of Chinese ppl wey come chop without their consent. Infact, those are all internet pictures. Yamayama go finish that him bald head very soon for that China

Skepticus:
That blue-pill mentality he has and he openly portrays, is one of the reasons he has been allowed into the elite "hollyweird" circle that has made him multimillions of dollars in money. The high-achieving, career-focused and extremely wealthy, pro-gynocentric simp tolerating all forms of bullshiit from women (including being openly disrespected by his woman, being cheated upon, making him the butt of comedians' rude jokes) to be/appear "woke" to a system rewarding him for being the corporate, decent buffon, will never make him change.

He is gone!

Stop talking crap before strong yamayama fall on that your bald head

Will Smith is a very well known homosexual in gay circles. Everyone in Hollywood knows. Hollywood loves gays and this is why Will does well. He does well with Hollywood suits and execs as a gay and then fools the world as a family man using Jada.

All that crap he does for Jada is to try to cover up. Jada has his mumu button and will spill all his gayness to the world if he tries any rubbish. That’s after cleaning him out financially.

If anything, give the brother some credit. He’s a very wise guy.

SeaTrade:
Wouldn't matter to me as I am not much of a family oriented guy.
Still thinking about how I would cope with a wife and kids running around me in circles doing daddy daddy up and down and me not having my space.
Even if I do then I don't think I'd want to live with them in the same house.

Is that why you are almost fifty and single? Yamayama nack your head there

aboyaji:
Porridge Beans

Ingredients;

Macaroni
Pepper
Crayfish
Spring Onion
Ginger
Salt

And water

If you no block your landlord toilet for am with strong shaitt after consuming all that beans, then it’s nothing short of a miracle

Akeem79:
Come over and join us in our Sunday lunch

Nicca, I dare you to show a picture of your black hand as you sit and dine with your so called Chinese friends. I dare you.! Naija waiter in China. I sure say na you be the Naija waiter wey serve me on my last trip….wey those chnko for kitchen no just send at all

nairaman66:
Parfait for the road!!

See ya black hand wey you dey use style to show off Benz. If person check now, e no go pass driver. Hiss