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ArmedArmada:
Aha. Lemme tell you what I see.

I see you being wary of men. You have been disappointed in the past.

I see you giving up on true love. I see you being with a man you don't really love but someone who you're compatible with. He would not be much older than you.

This man would be comfortable but not very wealthy. I see you having petty quarrels with him over little things.

I see you having 3 kids.

Eheen, you be seer o then what next?

luminouz:
Wait o....I don dey suspect you sha oh


There is only one lady who talks like you do and she be my main person. We hadn't talked in a while sha. But the moniker different from yours na....

If you are that lady, you already know what's with me niyen... Show me love na ...

Love ko
So you no know who dey talk before, I have different account. One yeye mod banned me jare, na 5 days ban, I just log in to this.

Main person ko, na so they dey treat main person for that village

luminouz:
Angry with me keh? Wetin I do you biko?


Haba....

You know na abi no be the Luminouz I know be this 🙄
Who dey laugh with you? Continue

ArmedArmada:
**Some men are distractions.



If you show me your palm, I will tell you what your future with men will be like.

You be seer?
See my palm 🖐️

😴

phemmyfour:
And you LL be Labake la....wetin

Hope you ve got huge jugs like her

No, e no reach

Failure2019:
I'm a computer engineering undergraduate in my fourth year and almost a system architect used to work for a electric vehicle startup.


I read fiction and non fiction


I play retro games and board games


I hardly touch grass except for errands or collect movies


Never had a gf


Sexually abused as a child by my nanny then and raped as a child by then my landlord's niece

I'm 100% introverted


Used to be a part of Lichess


I like food and eat almost everytime mostly garri and other stuff

I'm lean and a sadomasochist ( I'm into bsdm btw:-))


I own a shitty Volvo


I identify as a Satanist but abide by certain christian values

Abused and raped? Are you sure you don't need a therapist?

luminouz:
Labake shora e...no dare me oh...

I am angry with you so e shora yin plus e ma dare mi

ArmedArmada:
See? We already have something in common. BTW, why are you abstaining?

Because men are distraction

GRIMMJOE:
This life is a competition, you think you can compete with a man that's dedicated to his work day and night, while you go about chasing women, he will beat you black and blue everytime.

Women are distraction, and distraction eliminate the weak.

Men are also distraction to women

ArmedArmada:


I sell very quality relationship advice. Let's chat.

Relationship advice? I am a Celibate

luminouz:
I go soon catch you shey you hear!

Catch me if you can brother

Fahvvy:
First off..
How do you know that he's everywhere if you too haven't been everywhere? Or is that what your Romanceland spies told you ...

Secondly...
Rather than throw snide comments at his person, why not attack his points instead, I mean it's far more sensible to do so than do this ...

@OP...
Women (for the most part) become emotional wrecks during pregnancy, so that could be influencing her actions ...

Secondly...
It's normal to feel a certain kinda way when you're about to enter a life long commitment especially considering the circumstances ...

Thirdly...
The fact that she chipped that in, could mean that she thinks that you guys are rushing things or maybe she's unsure that you're the right one ...

And let's be honest with ourselves here...
If she wasn't pregnant, would you consider going to see her parents when you did? ...

If the answer is "No", then she might be right when she hinted that you guys might be rushing things ...

My advice?
Invite her on a date and have a heart to heart talk with her on this matter ...

ta ni e

Olasyke:
did she cut her hair during her stay at your home

Also the girl looks different in the two pictures. Is it because she cut her hair or am I just high and seeing double?

It's because she cut her hair

Yes it can occur uh
The moment he ejaculated on her, the sperm dries, it will penetrate through her skin layers then down to her fallopian tube.


Even Nollywood no reach this one

Nairaland

Draei:
Atiku? See mumú talk, you guys deserve the kind of leaders you get.

Whatever bro

luminouz:
Wetin concern you..tatafo😛😛😛

I learn am from you CEO Tatafo 🤤

ArmedArmada:
You can do many things to spice up your relationship and I can give you a few pointers.

But I don't think "spicing up" this situationship would help you.

In my own little experience, for a long distance relationship to work, you need to have spent sufficient time with the person physically. And I mean, a lot. Build a strong bond face to face first.

It's that bond that would help both of you when you're apart.

If you haven't met the girl yet and claim to be in a relationship, you're joking. If you met her and don't spend ample time with her face to face, you're joking.

I have many more things to say but I don't think you're ready to hear them sef. BTW, op, what qualifies you to think you're ready for a relationship?



labake1, what's up?

Kilode

NaijaRoyalty:
Which state are you precisely

I will be in the east in a week time

Hmmm, that's too much info to give on a faceless forum

NaijaRoyalty:
Lol what are you doing there babes , I thought you people said that the yorubas don't go to the south east

Na social media cruise, there is no State you won't find Yoruba, Hausa and Igbo.
I am serving my father's land

Annahh:
Is it close to Ekwulobia or Nnewi?

I don't know all those side but it is close to Niger bridge in Onitsha

NaijaRoyalty:
North east abi East Africa ? Lol

Eastern part of Nigeria

MrBrownJay1:
- you are indeed rushing things, because of that pregnancy, and certainly not because it is what you wanna do.
- dont you think that its normal for someone to have cold feet in such instance?
- you do know that being pregnant will naturally have women being EMOTIONAL WRECKS, right?!

Relationship expert, you are everywhere. It's not easy to make a living

Relationship expert full NL

NaijaRoyalty:
Where do you stay

Somewhere in the East

NaijaRoyalty:
ok so where are you at in this Lagos hmm

I'm pretty sure you're the labake I used to know back in the days

I don't stay in Lagos

Annahh:
Which LGA?

Ogbaru LGA

NaijaRoyalty:
Erm, let me sey that I used to know one labake in romance section back in the day and she stays somewhere around the island ..

The labake is calm, not too fat or too slim, she's kind of chocolate in complexion.

Eheen, all description fits but I don't stay in Island. I guess all Labake are calm plus they like the romance section

NaijaRoyalty:
Atiku abi Athiefkuu

Labake are you still living in the island ?

Island ke
You know me?

I like this guy, our dancing senator

I believed Atiku will do well if given a chance

chukwuibuipob:
All thanks to Soludo the Solution. We go support am for President not the Eluuupig Scammer

He is trying
So you no dey support Elu p? Unbelievable