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 Jokes Etc › Re: The Power Of Money by Labans(op): 1:48pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: My Generation Vs. Your Generation by Labans(op): 12:52pm On Nov 06, 2009 |
;d ;d ;d |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Power Of Money by Labans(op): 12:47am On Oct 18, 2009 |
:-x :-x |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Power Of Money by Labans(op): 12:37am On Oct 18, 2009 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: My Generation Vs. Your Generation by Labans(op): 10:07am On Oct 17, 2009 |
| Jokes Etc › Td Jakes Caught! by Labans(op): 9:58am On Oct 17, 2009 |
T.D. Jakes (a well-known preacher) was returning to Texas after a speaking engagement. When his plane arrived, there was a limousine there to transport him to his home in Dallas . As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver."You know" he said, "I am almost 50 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?"The driver said, "No problem. Have at it, " T.D. gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap . The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure. The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled down he was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor. He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I also know that important people are sometimes given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person ." The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?" The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that." The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president." The young trooper said, "No, he's even more important than that." The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?" The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus because he's got T. D. Jakes for a chauffeur!!!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Generation Vs. Your Generation by Labans(op): 6:23pm On Oct 12, 2009 |
:-x :-x |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Generation Vs. Your Generation by Labans(op): 2:01am On Oct 10, 2009 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: My Generation Vs. Your Generation by Labans(op): 12:47pm On Oct 03, 2009 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: A Marine by Labans(op): 11:53am On Oct 03, 2009 |
lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Farmer John by Labans(op): 11:45am On Oct 03, 2009 |
does it better! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Power Of Money by Labans(op): 11:33am On Oct 03, 2009 |
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| Poems For Review › Re: What I Love About You. by Labans(op): 12:24am On Oct 03, 2009 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The United Way by Labans(op): 11:58pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
thankz!!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Farmer John by Labans(op): 11:56pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
yes! lol, |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Power Of Money by Labans(op): 11:54pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
lol!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Generation Vs. Your Generation by Labans(op): 11:51pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
;d ;d |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Generation Vs. Your Generation by Labans(op): 1:32am On Oct 02, 2009 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: The Power Of Money by Labans(op): 1:17am On Oct 02, 2009 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Farmer John by Labans(op): 1:07am On Oct 02, 2009 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: The United Way by Labans(op): 12:59am On Oct 02, 2009 |
;d ;d ;d |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Farmer John by Labans(op): 5:34pm On Sep 29, 2009 |
@ romsky, lol !!!  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Power Of Money by Labans(op): 5:27pm On Sep 29, 2009 |
romsky:Bros romsky, I hail o! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The United Way by Labans(op): 4:43pm On Sep 29, 2009 |
lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Farmer John by Labans(op): 4:11pm On Sep 29, 2009 |
No wahala!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Power Of Money by Labans(op): 4:09pm On Sep 29, 2009 |
D1KeleVra:My bros, man no understand oo!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Farmer John by Labans(op): 9:25pm On Sep 28, 2009 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: The Power Of Money by Labans(op): 9:10pm On Sep 28, 2009 |
wahala! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Power Of Money by Labans(op): 9:04pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
hey home boy, i'm not crazy, no worries man, enjoy the tread! lol. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Farmer John by Labans(op): 8:40pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
kabola2009:my bros, no be say man dey craze, i just dey try small, small to make u laugh now! abi u no like am? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Farmer John by Labans(op): 4:50pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
Thanks mi home boy! |
| Jokes Etc › The Power Of Money by Labans(op): 4:27pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her again!" |
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