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 Jokes Etc / Re: A Marine by Labans(m): 7:07pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
romade: ya rite! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Bakari The House Boy by Labans(m): 6:59pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
ok |
| Jokes Etc / Re: My Generation Vs. Your Generation by Labans(m): 6:48pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
lol |
| Jokes Etc / Re: My Generation Vs. Your Generation by Labans(m): 3:10am On Jun 10, 2009 |
easy o!  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Bakari The House Boy by Labans(m): 3:43pm On May 23, 2009 |
Ya rite! (patkelly) |
| Jokes Etc / Re: My Generation Vs. Your Generation by Labans(m): 3:33pm On May 23, 2009 |
Lolabbey: lmao!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: My Generation Vs. Your Generation by Labans(m): 7:37pm On May 14, 2009 |
kool, I wish u all da best man! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: My Generation Vs. Your Generation by Labans(m): 9:26pm On May 11, 2009 |
;d ;d |
| Jokes Etc / Bakari The House Boy by Labans(m): 7:44pm On May 11, 2009 |
Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, he decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water). Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and add water to replace what he drank. However, soon after he added water the pastis became milky. When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nail Bakari as thief!!! At that same moment Bakari realized he was in trouble and decided to go into the kitchen. The Boss told his wife that 'Mary, you will see today,he will be obliged to acknowledge'. So he calls Bakari. He shouted: 'Bakari!'. Bakari answered: 'Yes, Boss'. Boss: 'Who drank my pastis?'. No answer. The Boss reiterated his question: 'Who drank my wine?' Still no answer. Then the Boss went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and says to him. You insane or what? Why when I call you, you say yes boss' but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? Bakari retorted that “it is that boss, when you are in the kitchen there, you don't hear anything at all, except the name”. Then to prove that Bakari lies, the Boss says to him: ”you stay beside Madam here, me I go in the kitchen, and you ask me a question”. Bakari accepted and the Boss went in the kitchen. Bakari shouted: 'Boss'. He answered: 'Yes, Bakari'. Bakari continued: “Who goes in the maid bedroom when the Madam is not here”? No answer. Bakari shouted again: 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?' No answer. Bakari shouted again (third time): “Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant”? The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says, Bakari, it is true, you are right. When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, only the name!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Ol' Fred by Labans(m): 9:09pm On May 01, 2009 |
Oh! poor old Fred,  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Affair by Labans(m): 11:36pm On Apr 15, 2009 |
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| Jokes Etc / Re: Does Honey Have Legs? by Labans(m): 4:24pm On Mar 01, 2009 |
;d ;d ;d |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Words by Labans(m): 3:00am On Feb 05, 2009 |
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| Jokes Etc / Re: Words by Labans(m): 8:25pm On Jan 11, 2009 |
HaPpY nEw yEaR tO aLl mY fOlKs!!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Does Honey Have Legs? by Labans(m): 7:32pm On Jan 11, 2009 |
neo_welsh: @ neo_welsh My guy, i totally agree with u  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Does Honey Have Legs? by Labans(m): 4:55pm On Jan 03, 2009 |
Happy New Year to Y'all . |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Words by Labans(m): 4:28pm On Jan 03, 2009 |
LMAO |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Words by Labans(m): 3:58am On Dec 08, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc / Re: Does Honey Have Legs? by Labans(m): 3:43am On Dec 08, 2008 |
Ur welcome!!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Does Honey Have Legs? by Labans(m): 3:37am On Dec 08, 2008 |
U guys r doing well |
| Jokes Etc / Does Honey Have Legs? by Labans(m): 12:12am On Nov 21, 2008 |
A grade 3 child asked his teacher, Sir does honey have legs? No, but why asking such question? Coz everynite i always hear my dad saying honey open your legs. Lol. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Words by Labans(m): 7:28pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc / Re: Words by Labans(m): 9:29pm On Nov 01, 2008 |
mogentle: Its a lie, I don't believe it.  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Words by Labans(m): 11:59pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
gabrywyl: @ gabrywyl, Dracula ney dey die |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Words by Labans(m): 11:51pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
I neva die o, i still dey kampe. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Labans(m): 4:45pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
Boss Ttdiamonds: Wot u called grammatical errors, is part of da joke, wise up Man! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Words by Labans(m): 4:38pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
Una go kill me with laughter here o, Make God help Man pikin o |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Labans(m): 12:14am On Oct 25, 2008 |
Boss Ttdiamonds: shens2006: It appears you Guys didn't get the character of my joke, do u? hahaha, dont forget its just a joke, Mr know it all lol |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Words by Labans(m): 10:27pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
Shens, nothing dey my brother |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Labans(m): 10:24pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
Only? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Words by Labans(m): 10:01pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
Why? lol |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Words by Labans(m): 11:52pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
Oya, speak up now lol |
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