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Jokes Etc / Re: Words by Labans(m): 10:30pm On Oct 22, 2008
clemcykul:

her shock abosorber for buttocks don finish


@ Clemcykul, lol grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: A Drunk by Labans(m): 2:02am On Oct 22, 2008
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Jokes Etc / Re: A New Army Captain by Labans(m): 1:44am On Oct 22, 2008
darequam:

Nice joke pal, keep it up.


@ Darequam, thanks pal!
Jokes Etc / Re: Words by Labans(m): 1:13am On Oct 22, 2008
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Jokes Etc / Re: A New Army Captain by Labans(m): 12:58am On Oct 22, 2008
Thanks Guys! grin
Jokes Etc / Re: A Drunk by Labans(m): 12:44am On Oct 22, 2008
kay9:

No need to laugh @ the poor drunk. Same thing happened to me coupla weeks ago. smiley

@ Kay9 Really?
Jokes Etc / Re: Mad Cow Disease by Labans(m): 12:13am On Oct 22, 2008
folahann:

Now i know why some lady get mad at times


[i[s]]@ folahann my brother, how u view this kind theory? (LOL)[/[/s]i]
Jokes Etc / Human Race by Labans(m): 10:18pm On Oct 21, 2008
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made." Two days later she asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed." The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says they were developed from monkeys?" The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family and your father told you about his side.
Jokes Etc / Re: Three Women Going To Heaven by Labans(m): 10:07pm On Oct 21, 2008
gabrywyl:

I only fit give her Turkey Testicles with marijuana dressing.

@ gabrywyl, thanks 4 da support grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: The Honeymoon by Labans(m): 8:07pm On Jul 13, 2008
ituen:

Original Crate, sealed and stamped
U can say that again grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Words by Labans(m): 11:07am On Jul 05, 2008
Imao grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Jane And Tarzan by Labans(m): 10:42pm On Jul 03, 2008
Imao grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Words by Labans(m): 11:51pm On Apr 13, 2008
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day, 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men, The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
Jokes Etc / Re: Understanding Engineers by Labans(m): 4:43pm On Mar 15, 2008
Hey! Thank ya' all 4 da comments, U Guys r indeed simply wonderful, Catch ya,
Poems For Review / What I Love About You. by Labans(m): 12:14am On Feb 05, 2008
What I Love About You.

I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and brown I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine only mine.
Poems For Review / It's Just How I Feel by Labans(m): 12:06am On Feb 05, 2008
It's just how i feel


passion, instant sweat beads fill me
cupids shot me
my heart beat's racing
tempt me,try me
feels so exciting
thought of highly
it's yours entirely
i'll be
more than a lover
more than a woman
more than you'll ever i'll be

midnight grindin
heart rates climbin
you go, i go
cause we share the pillow
taste me feed me
there's still no separating
mornin massages
with new bones in your closet
i'll be
more than a lover
more than a woman
more than you'll ever i'll be
more than a lover
more than a woman
more than enough for you
more than a lover
more than a woman
gettin more undercovers
more than a woman
more than enough for you

gettin more u
more than enough for you
i dont think you're ready
i dont think you're ready for this thang for this thang
i dont think you're ready for this thang you're not ready for it ye
no, no
i dont think you're ready for this thang for this thang this thang
i dont think you're ready for this thang
constant pleasures
no scale can measure
secret treasures
keeps on getting better yeah
do you wanna roll with me
we can go to foreign lands
your hand in my hand
do you wanna ride with me
we can be like bonnie and clyde
me by your side
Poems For Review / The Truth: by Labans(m): 11:33pm On Feb 04, 2008
The truth,


Hey girl, is he everything you wanted in a man
You know I gave you the world
You had me in the palm of your hand

So why your love went away
I just can't seem to understand
Thought it was me and you babe
Me and you until the end
But I guess I was wrong

Don't want to think about it
Don't want to talk about it
I'm just so sick about it
Can't believe it's ending this way

Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it
I just can't do without ya
Tell me is this fair?

Is this the way it's really going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should've known better when you came around
That you were gonna make me cry
It's breaking my heart to watch you run around
'Cause I know that you're living a lie
That's okay baby 'cause in time you will find,

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

Now girl, I remember everything that you claimed
You said that you were moving on now
And maybe I should do the same
Funny thing about that is
I was ready to give you my name
Thought it was me and you, babe
And now, it's all just a shame
And I guess I was wrong

Don't want to think about it
Don't want to talk about it
I'm just so sick about it
Can't believe it's ending this way
Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it
I just can't do without ya
Can you tell me is this fair?

Is this the way things are going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should've known better when you came around (should've known better that you were gonna make me cry)
That you were going to make me cry
Now it's breaking my heart to watch you run around
'Cause I know that you're living a lie
That's okay baby 'cause in time you will find

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

What goes around comes around
Yeah
What goes around comes around
[ these lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
You should know that
What goes around comes around
Yeah
What goes around comes around
You should know that

Don't want to think about it (no)
Don't want to talk about it
I'm just so sick about it
Can't believe it's ending this way
Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it (yeah)
I just can't do without ya
Tell me is this fair?

Is this the way things are going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should've known better when you came around (should've known better that you were gonna make me cry)
That you were going to make me cry
Now it's breaking my heart to watch you run around
'Cause I know that you're living a lie
But that's okay baby 'cause in time you will find

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

[Comes Around interlude:]

Let me paint this picture for you, baby

You spend your nights alone
And he never comes home
And every time you call him
All you get's a busy tone
I heard you found out
That he's doing to you
What you did to me
Ain't that the way it goes

You cheated girl
My heart bleeds girl
So it goes without saying that you left me feeling hurt
Just a classic case
A scenario
Tale as old as time
Girl you got what you deserved

And now you want somebody
To cure the lonely nights
You wish you had somebody
That could come and make it right

But girl I ain't somebody with a lot of sympathy
You'll see

(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told ya, hey
(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told ya, hey
(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told ya, hey
(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told ya, hey

See?
You should've listened to me, baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Because
(What goes around comes back around)
Jokes Etc / Re: Sometimes by Labans(m): 4:46pm On Jan 29, 2008
Guys, truely this room is smelling!!! grin grin grin grin
Poems For Review / If It's You I Dream Of by Labans(m): 1:10pm On Jan 29, 2008
A flower grows from beneath a blanket
of fine and purest white
It reaches towards the sun for warmth,
For heat and for the light

My lover 4 you grows stronger still,
Despite the surrounding coldm
My heart is yours,bartered gone
For yours has it been sold

Its petalz shine from morning dew
Its sterm grows stiff and strong
Its stands string through the freezing cold
Its stands the winter long

I long 4 you, 4 your soft touch
I miss the way you simle
The longer that we stay apart
The longer every mile

The flower stretches through the snow
It reaches towards the sun
And now without you the colour is gone
the flower's petals,dun

But as we walk,and as we learn
the flower comes back to life
the snow now melts and goes away
As you take away my strife

Spring is here and growth abounds
As you and I are one
We are together,we are in love
The snow 4 now is done

I see the future, in dreamz i have
For our life,long and true
I see the times where all i need
Are comforting words 4 you

I see the times when winter comes
As winter tends to do
But we still love,and we still live
And i do still love you

And so we live,with children ours
And a life of much 2 see
With love we live,to live we love
Happy together are we

I see the flower, older now,
But still strong with fresh new flowers
I see it growing,tall and strong
Reaching to the eaves

We are now old,as years have passed
But old together we are
And strong our life still today
As strong as it can be****
Jokes Etc / Re: Grandma's Boyfriend by Labans(m): 1:58pm On Oct 01, 2007
clemcykul:

why is the pastor shocked, does he think hes the only one for mama?

anyway its just misinfo grin grin grin grin lol

[s]@ Clemcykul you're right misinformation man![/s]
Jokes Etc / Re: Most Outrageous Pictures by Labans(m): 5:27pm On Aug 22, 2007
Guys check these pix out.

Jokes Etc / Re: Most Outrageous Pictures by Labans(m): 5:16pm On Aug 22, 2007
Ok, Guys check this pic out.

Jokes Etc / Re: Most Outrageous Pictures by Labans(m): 2:52pm On Aug 22, 2007
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