Hmmmm.

Hmmm

Fanx Pal!

;d

I wonder o!

An American, a Japanese and a Nigerian were having bath naked in a Sauna. There was a beeping sound the American pressed his arm and said, "it's my pager, there's microchip in my arm". Suddenly, a phone rang and the Japanese lifted his hand to his ear and said "it's my phone; there is a microchip in my palm". The Nigerian feeling outclassed and low-tech excused himself went to the toilet and came back with a tissue paper hanging at the edge of his ass. The American and the Japanese looking confused, asked the Nigerian, "what's that?" The Nigerian replied, " I am receiving fax". The two men fainted, Lol.

Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbour & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot'' one of them suggested the nearby cemetery .
As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate' but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in d bag .
Few minuets latter A drunk*beer*on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice:
“One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for u”
He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he could to the parish priest.
"Father please come with me, come and witness God & Satan sharing souls at the cemetery.”
They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued:"One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u,
Suddenly the voice stops counting and asks:
“What about the two at the gate?"
Omo check out sprint racing, The priest sef run pass church gate shouting we are not dead yet!!,

Toy god:

hmmmm, well, i comment my reserve

Hahahaa, Bros u better do,

Toy god:

And ,ow does dat concern me?

Lol.

manmustwac:

Disgusting joke.

U fink so?

Wahala!

Fanx Yinka.

Lol.

Hmmmmm, wahala dey.

Ajibel:

Very ugly joke

Na u Sabi.

Dry as in?

A man died and goes to hell.There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides that he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the german hell & asks,"What do they do here?"He is told"First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then, they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.Then the german devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the russian hell & many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the german hell.Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in, Amazed, he asks,"What do they do here?"He is told"first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then, they lay you on a bed of nails for an hour.The nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?"asks the man, A concerned fellow calls him aside & said,"Because. And the nigerian devil used to be civil servant, so hee there is never any electricity,so the electric chair doesn't work. The nails were paid for, but never supplied by the contractor,so the bed is comfortable to sleep on, And the Nigerian devil used to be civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet & goes back home for other business", IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN.

Yeah!

Hummmmm! Na wao for u o!

My broda, I just wonder o!

Hahahaha, Pretty funny indeed!

Lol

lol

A guy is sun bathing nude at the beach and a little girl comes up to him, so he covers his privates with a newspaper.

The little girl says, 'What's under there?'
The man says, 'A bird.' The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.

He wakes up in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor & a policeman are at his bed, and the Dr. asks, "Do u remember what happened?"
The man answers, 'I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."

The policeman says "I asked her what happens? She said, 'I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping,
I played with his bird. Then it spat at me! , so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed its two little eggs!"

SO, DON'T LIE TO KIDS!

e dey 4 my abode,

The power of cash!

hahahaha!

Thanx!

hun

;d ;d ;d ;d

thanx!!!