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I'm writing this with even greater dislike for you hopeless and unfortunate internet fraudsters.

Many of you are so daft that I wonder how you even deceive people and steal their monies.

I will give you guys situation report on what will happen to your miserable arze if you ever venture to travel interstate, leaving your brains and common sense behind but carrying your android phones along- YOU WILL BE CAUGHT BY SARS AND DEALT WITH TERRIBLY.

Most of you are annoying f0olz, I joined God is Good motors today on an interstate journey, before we left, the "Captain" announced that any young man with androids should either give up their phones for safekeeping or give it to someone who is not travelling with them for waybilling. Two dreadlocked yahoo-esque looking numbskulls refused to heed that warning.

We got to Benin bypass, SARS pulled us over, sized up the two fuckkerz, searched them thoroughly and found androids on them with incriminating fradulent messages on those phones.

Long story short, we spent 3 hours, negotiating with SARS, because of these dubious, empty-skulled fradulent monkeys, we wasted juicy hours that could have seen us home and dry. SARS had to take them to town to withdraw 300K each from of their accounts. I weak.
One SARS checkpoint on SW, SS and SE roads makes an average 5 million naira daily from these yahoo idi0tz without brain matter.

I was actually of the opinion that we should abandon them for the SARS sharks for being recalcitrantly daft after 2 hours of the cul-de-sac. An older woman prevailed and begged on their behalf.

Now a warning, if you are a yahoo-boy or a"seemingly looking' yahoo boy with an android phone, do other passengers a favour and save their time, keep that phone at home and find someone to waybill it to you when you arrive. Don't try to be smart, they'll find it no matter where you hide it.

Any yahooidiot on transit with me, will not be allowed to waste my time if he decides to forget his brain but picks up his android on transit in any bus I enter. I will help him sleep in SARS cell properly and invoke the brain he left at home.

The other passengers didn't enjoy your fraudulent money with you, why make them suffer a harrowing experience they didn't bargain for because of your gross stupidity and lack of co-ordination.

For your information, the IG gave a marching order to SARS to stop and search interstate buses (including God is Good). So if you decide to be unfortunate tommorow or in future and travel with your phone, SARS will be waiting to welcome you and I pray other passengers help you on your quest to become unfortunate by leaving your aszz behind for the SARS sharks.
I'm tired of protesting against SARS, it's time to protest against the stupidity of yahoo idiots.

If you have a yahoo friend, send him this message.


Daalu nu!


Cc. Lalasticlala.

seunmsg:
When he becomes president, you can jump into the lagoon.

'Impossible future tense'. Deep in your heart you know it but a typical yoruba utopian daydreamer you prefer to masturbate in your self-deceit.

seunmsg:
Ojukwu fought a bloody and senseless war for about three years after which he ran away to Ivory Coast. He came back to Nigeria some years later and shamelessly contested for a seat in the senate and even the presidency of the country he fought to breakup. Deservedly, he lost both but the point is, he still contested for the president of one Nigeria. So, what’s the big deal in Tinubu’s statement. Is hypocrisy the second nature of you Igbos?

Thiefnubbu will not be president, jump into oshogbo river and die, if you will.

Sparro:
The problem with us, the easterners is that we only know a 1000 ways to make money. So, the approach Kanu is using is the best ba?

Give us your 'great recommendation' or fem la bouche!

When someone said that nigeria is devil's headquater on earth, he wasn't joking.

Breaking the country is the ONLY solution of the general qaugmire. Idiots can continue to deceive themselves. Till then, let's all join hands to continue to destroy the country together.

If you are poor, have no active politician in your family and yet believe in 'one nigeria', you are hopelessly useless. Zahra, Yusuf buhari all have recent British passports, Senator Ahmed Lawan has a Carribean passport etc.

Even your leaders, don't believe in 'one nigeria' including thiefnuubu (we've read the interview he granted before becoming governor and swallowing billions). Your head as a 'one nigerianist' will continue to be used to break huge coconuts that you will never partake in the eating.

SmartProf:
Sir, you didn't start it, and if the struggle remains genuine in the hearts of those who are affected, it will take another approach but continue. The outcome of secession struggles are never on the neck of one person. If the Igbos can apply a better approach to this struggle, they'll win more support from those that matter.

What 'better approach' do you recommend my yoruba friend?

favor914:
MUMU, The Supreme Court of Nigeria (God) has spoken, if you don’t like what you are hearing, you can commit suicide to prove your point, or you could just quietly relocate to Equatorial Guinea, Gabon, or Cameroon? where your purported biafra rights might be upheld.

When it is time, your lazy yoruba skull can come from Oshogbo with the efulefu girl you married to come and claim her father's properties in Aguleri.

Tell your lazy yoruba men who married ibo girls to come down with your yoruba skulls and fight for their wives father's properties if dem born una well.

I repeat, the yoruba judge simply read an academic exercise book. Not a judgement.

garfield1:
You sound pained.wike is a failure.apc needs hon promise,his constituency is apc dominated

You are not realistic, Obigbo is dislikes your party with passion. Go there and insult IPOB or Kanu publicly.

What Hon Chisom is doing above party differences or commonality. His people have the right to be angry with Wike whom I am not a great of myself.

How can SSners who hate Biafra condemn the killings. We yoruba muslims know that it is impossible. It must be fake news.

Everybody hates ibos and love our yoruba muslim skulls.

I laugh in Odenigbo.

What they have refused not saying here is that whenever an Igbo lady gets married, the father settles her with her own inheritance as she goes into her husband's house and bears a new surname. I've seen Igbo men settle their daughters with houses, estates, cars, and other valuable properties as she goes into her husbands house. My mom was settled by her family with 2 ladies motorcycle in the days when owners of white horse bicycles were respected. Teachers and civil servants rode bicycles to work then.

It is the husband that marries the woman and her post-marital inheritance lies in her husband's domain no longer in her father's house. Her mother's inheritance is also hers in Igbo custom.

What the law will simply encourage is for criminal minded men to marry ladies from wealthy families so as to share in the largess and wealth of their father-in-laws and confront brother-in-laws for properties that they were not present when the 'sweat laid the bricks'. Chaos!

The yoruba Judge simply read an academic note not a judgment. He is not ethnically-wired to understand the nittygritty of that customary law and why wise elders of Igbo land enacted it thousands of years before his forefathers were born.

The law is deeper than quoting paper sections and subsections, it is unimplementable. You can't force Igbo men to will their properties into another family where their daughters are married into after settling the daughter with her own share of the family properties when they she got married. Shikena!

Another point: The yoruba judge should also rule that yorubas should stop marginalizing their women from becoming Ooni of Ife and Alaafin of Oyo.

I think a human right organiation should drag the yorubas to court over the issue, so that we can liberate yoruba women from that anti-female yoruba custom that prevents yoruba women from becoming Ooni, Olubadans and Alaafins in their father's land. Make sure it is brought before an Igbo or a Fulani judge, to rule out bias.

Why are you lamenting? I thought you 'one nigerianists/ anti-Biafrans' claim the East is your problem. Buharideen has the right to continue making you scream in pain.

Una go dey alright las las.

Even yorubas have their own militant touts in OPC and Amotekun to avoid their own extinction but want the East and others to disband theirs.

#yorubaJibiti.

The most stupid thing anyone will ever do is to listen to 'yoruba advise'. It always reeks of sanctimonous hypocrisy. I never take them serious.

Portifar:
It was last year year, going to work (V.I.) in the staff bus ( luxurious bus) around 5.40am. On the 3rd mainland shortly after Iyana Oworo. There was a broken down car parked by the rail on the bridge with C-Caution to indicate a broken car.
Our driver was just speeding, he climbed the C-Caution. I sat in front shouting by calling the driver that there was broken down car, this man didn't hear! As he was about to get to the broken down car with speed, he just manouvered the bus to his left side avoiding the broken down car by few inches! What really saved us was that there was no vehicle coming on the left side. He then went to pack in front. Infact, if he had hit the car with the speed, we would have been thrown into the lagoon. When we asked the driver why he drove that way, he could not even talked. I really thank God for His protection. It was a miracle we escaped that incident. Since that day, I said I won't sit in front of any vehicle. The impact would have been more on me.

Hope you guys sacked the reckless driver for attempted mass manslaughter? I would have fired him 1 second after reporting to work.

orior5:
my worst travel experience, was when I was returning to warri, from Lagos, on getting to ore, the road was bad, I mean really bad, so instead of sitting in the car with heat, we decided to be strolling along the road while the driver will meet us up, we did it twice and the driver told us not to go down again, but me warri boy I wanted to be smart and I came down, at the long run I could not meet up with my vehicle, and my money and things I bought was in my bag inside the vehicle, I had only 300naira with me, o boy see as I take turn begger for road. na God help me that day

E good as you finally carry last, since you no dey hear word.

Na your type dey like come down for every hold up, come dey delay other passengers like say na you pay their T-fare.

SpecialAdviser:
Am an Igbo, I support that every female should have right to their father's property.

My daughters will have right to my property.

Anybody against it is just plain s.tupid.

If you right in your will that your daughter and yoruba husband to take over your mansion in the village, nobody will fight it. But if you die intestate, the community will not allow your daughter bring in strangers to desecrate their land, that's you are really Igbo.

I laugh in Odenigbo.

What they have refused not saying here is that whenever an Igbo lady gets married, the father settles her with her own inheritance as she goes into her husband's house and bears a new surname. I've seen Igbo men settle their daughters with houses, estates, cars, and other valuable properties as she goes into her husbands house. My mom was settled by her family with 2 ladies motorcycle in the days when owners of white horse bicycles were respected. Teachers and civil servants rode bicycles to work then.

It is the husband that marries the woman and her post-marital inheritance lies in her husband's domain no longer in her father's house. Her mother's inheritance is also hers in Igbo custom.

What the law will simply encourage is for criminal minded men to marry ladies from wealthy families so as to share in the largess and wealth of their father-in-laws and confront brother-in-laws for properties that they were not present when the 'sweat laid the bricks'. Chaos!

The yoruba Judge simply read an academic note not a judgment. He is not ethnically-wired to understand the nittygritty of that customary law and why wise elders of Igbo land enacted it thousands of years before his forefathers were born.

The law is deeper than quoting paper sections and subsections, it is unimplementable. You can't force Igbo men to will their properties into another family where their daughters are married into after settling the daughter with her own share of the family properties when they she got married.

Obalatule:
He didn't believe in one Nigeria until he started benefiting from one Nigeria

Lmao!

Awol1:
I wanted to write long comment but I realized Tinubu will NEVER be Nigerian President.

So no need.

Imagine they found this about Peter Obi

Janus-faced afonjas are criminally hypocritical. This find by Prof. Kperogi is below the belt. It's a 'campaign cannon' and would be on bill boards in every part of the country when thiefnubbu decides to contest and waste his looted funds.

Shebi, dem say na Ibos no be 'patriots' and should not be president.. Afonja go hear am sef.

Lol...time waster. Dem go chop him money clean mouth. Himself know.

Are you sure Guardian newspapers published this piece of news? The grammatical blunders and spelling errors shock me no be small.

KunleA2:
You are SAFE with the manual transmission. Personally i wouldn't advise anyone to buy a 2001 -2003 RAV4 with automatic transmission. Most people you tell just look at you that you don't know what you are talking about cos they are yet to hear any issues or don't want to believe that Toyota CAN have problem.

2001-2003 with manual tranny can be hard to find but they are available. Just be determined and patient in finding one.

IF IT WERE MY MONEY, I WOULDN'T BUY A 2001-2003 AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION. EITHER GET A 2000 OR 2004 AUTOMATIC. IF YOU HAVE TO BUY 2001-2003 GET MANUAL GEAR!

Awaye

Can one change the Auto to manual without problems?

I challenge him to do a DNA on all those kids. He'll find a few who do not carry his genes.

'Iboland is landlocked' narratives of yoruba monboons shredded into pieces as usual.

helinues:
Apose...

Cushion chair cloth....

But if you travel abroad, you'll wear wooly rug during winter.

allcomage:
No! There's no religious dichotomy in Yoruba land. We wine and dine together as one family.

Hehehehehe! Sure this is an ironic quote.

yoruba muslims wahala.

yoruba muslims.

nedekid:
Bros she was only wise knowing should she touch that money, it will lead to a life of misery. 14m is not 20k or 10k mistakenly transfered and left considering the stress to get it back.
14m? The owner will surely Come after you through the bank, IRT ie IG's bloodhounds, dss, sss, olopa, mopol, army etc.

You guys should keep quiet, if she had decided to do nothing and allowed the money to sit in her account without returning it, the owner would have spent nothing less than 3-4 million naira trying to recover that money. Yes!

The owner would have gone to EFCC who would take their share before going to court to get 'freeze order' or 'post no debit' order on that account. Lawyers will also take their share. Her husband is a lawyer and could have decided to challenge the 'freeze order' in court, and the case will drag on.

The account belongs to her and you paid money into it, she didn't defraud, you simply 'kicked a ball into her house', you can't arrest her for 'seizing the ball' and under the finance law, no banker can transfer money from your account WITHOUT YOUR APPROVAL AND SIGNATURE.

So, the best thing is to be diplomatic about it, if such money mistakenly enters my account, the first thing is that you call me and and appeal for re-transfer, but if the first call I get is from the police or Efcc, then it means you have decided to threaten me for your own mistakes, be ready to spend a good chunk of that money in police and court, when the dust settles, you'll only get part of the money excluding litigation costs and police expenses which this woman humbly saved the owner.

Wisdom is profitable.

Simplyleo:
Keep deceiving yourselves.

She has no other option than to return it.

Painment wan finish this one ewedu muslim skull..