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Seun and co, do the needfull. Let fire service be informed
Obinoscopy, take note.

What else could he have done? This predicts a landslide victory for GEJ come 2015.we could not have asked for a better gift.

Best news I have heard today. But wait a minute. Shagamu ? How come? DETAILS, PLEASE!

Too good to be true.

In other words, package yourself wella

SirAweezy:
Absolute rubbish! Let her show all she can, it's not your money. Focus on making you own.

Tell them oo.

kaynine59: Lacombre I had same issues.... I guess ur fone is tied to anoda offer... Maybe a former one... Mine was tied to my tecno a+ own of 100mb...de still give me till date... I sent dis 500mb severally and it ddnt to... 3days ago I now loaded 5h card on my eti and I saw a message stating my 500mb has been given to me.... Lol... I don flex am enta 200mb sef... D tin is if it doesn't work yet still then try a new eti sim... Na one hand it shd work....


Hope dis helps... Bless

Thank you so much my broad. Bless you too. He do I check balance for free mb just in case it becomes available?
My Google play store no gree connect oooooo.

Pls smbody shld HELP! Etisalat has refused to give me my free mb. I had to even call after sending the code,notin. They said it only applies to ppl who bought from them. what do I do? For those using their free mb,pls five advice. how did u go abt it ?

Looking at most of the monikers you mentioned,i can all but shake my head. Sorry,OP. Your intentions are not easily hidden.

koboko69: Hold Jonathan responsible for further spread of Ebola in PH. He allowed a senseless rally just cos of his desperation for a 2nd term, while schools are shut, church crusades banned, large gatherings also banned.

What do you know? Infact,also hold him responsible for all your mishaps and misfortunes. Typical African man,laying blame on others. Did u not read that the major cases revolve around the late doctor? Are u not aware that only a sick individual can transmit the virus? Can a sick person be at a crowded rally willingly? Use your brain.

Kanwulia: Ranting cow indeed!
Just making you feel what it means to be a BUSY BODY#1.
When you were ranting like a rabid cow in my posts. . . who held your leprous fingers?

Yes o!
I have butted in your FACE!
Which people can't read your posts? MUMU.
Follow-follow gang of NL whorrrrrrrrres!
Next time. . .learn to mind your 'polygamous' ranch of a mindset!
I know with your 'coat of many se-men' family set up. . . the gods are prolly cursing your entire generation with INCURABLE DISEASES!
Now go and bury your 'funky-looking' niece in law.
Wretched things!

Btw. . . next time. . . cover up those nasty things and come back when y'awl can afford a DECENT HOSPITAL BED!
When you have buried that OSU OF A NIECE IN LAW. . . WASH YOUR AZZZE AND COME BACK!
Ewuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

Ebola should not be allowed to contaminate our computer screens across the NL.
Please contain YOUR FILTH!
Thanks!

I have gone away. . .PLEASE GO AND BURY YOUR HALF DEAD AND BURN THE CORPSE IN THE EVIL FOREST.
There! you have your NGO. . . you wretched poverty-stricken bytch!

You are a very sick individual.

Wow! This is a deep writeup.

2sExy1: Look, we all have errors. but not cool for one half baked dimwit to mount on a platform to brag just because she was approached.

I have seen stunning chic who can't read and write back in my boarding school days. This girl was the most beautiful in that school and even the op no reach her half. she couldn't string a few words correctly in English. instead of mockery, I felt pity for her. why? she didn't have the appropriate fundamental or basic enabling environment that could have aided her while growing up. cases like this abound in Nigeria a lot.

so why make a mockery of someone, huh? I dislike such people a lot. Just because you have been opportune does not mean you should rob it on someone's face. what if she need their help tomorrow. how would her conscience relate with the fact that she had once mocked same person?

some years back, a friend messed me up for some silly reasons cos he felt he was more important than I. when he needed help who did he run to? me! and you know what? I still gave him the help and much to his surprise, he didnt thought so.

I dont care how bad anyone's English are, I care about their innate qualities.

Chinese, majority of them, can't speak English. Jacky Chan, whose mother almost sold at birth to the midwife that delivered him because there was no money couldn't speak English while growing up. same can be said many Chinese around the world.

Yeah, we can speak better than they... but who is 3rd world and who is a 1st world country at present?

Some of these Chinese will dwarf even the professors we have in our universities.

One guy worked as a sales boy at a wine shop. He too didn't have any better education but trust me, he was an ASSET! The owner of that shop, plus her Nursing degree from US would do a bad job at what she owns. he brought in the sales even when customers would change mind, he would convince them in the best way he can... and bring in the sales.

Regards brother!

One love,bro. Just take it easy. We are supposed to be men. That comes with some responsiblity.

Alexcollins: D answer u seek is already spelt out in d bible. Woman should be submissive 2 their husband, while d men must respect their wife.

My own bible says ''Love'' your wives...

2sExy1: To start with you aren't even beautiful.. so what are you gonna do about that. Let's see how you are gonna work on that and do a whole overhaul on your face cos babe, you could pass for a horror movie without makeup!

And your b00000bs are flat already when you hadn't even had a child suck on them?

You seem to take this thread and the OP's comment very personal. Why carrying the matter on your head like this? Na wa!

OP,some of your points are faulty.

Rilwayne001: GEJ is going in 2015, in as much as our brain is actively working

Going where? What is your definition of active? Brain activity is not necessarily productivity. Hardwork is not success.

Cha cha cha cha! Ndigbo kwenu!
Proudly igbo!

Ultimate search for the missing moon. #teamfindthemoon#
You go fear confusion na.

ismokeweed: Dirty lab rat.

SMH. What a child.

earthgreeners: enemies of Nigeria...awon olori pelebe ashi were

Must you exhibit your vile mannerism and uncouth tongue just to rant bullshiiiit? Was the guy even talking to you in the first place?

earthgreeners: you are the mofo. The guy no refer to you... gboromi delerun... abi you are one of those GEJ butt lickers with many praise singing monikers

the above insult applies to you.

Kanwulia: Thank awa GODS for husbands o!!!
Nothing like family o!
Nothing like family!!!!

Even if the CHIBOK CHICKENS are still laying BOKO EGGS all over Sambisa forest, no need to harass her if she chooses to make a hobby out of searching for the golden eggs!

Abi she carry drug for her toto?

LMAO! This post made me laugh hard! So refreshing.

Crixie: Fluctuations in hormonal balance during menstruation...

Good. You seem to be one of the few sensible males of this forum. A lot of silly juveniles running around.

lexib: You are at best a semi-literate... the fact dat some functions are indispensable dsnt make dem core, or more than supportive... Doctors can't function PROPERLY without support staffs... buh wifout Doctors, wat is JOHESU supporting Olodo!!!

Haha! I guess i hit a nerve. Take heart.

lexib: A doctor shd be d CMD... can't imagine a nurse
or lab scientist heading doctors in a hospital...
the hospital is the primary place of work for
Doctors and Nurses... other professionals are
ancilliary or support staffs... the primary place of
work for a Lab. Scientist is a Medical Research
laboratory best within in a University whr dey shd
make reagents n improve on available analytical
procedures, serve as a control for hospital-based
routine labs, carry out researches dat advance medical practice (dats why dey r scientists)... d govt shd look into dat, dey r to
head such places n not fight for headship with
doctors in hospitals, or call demsefs "scientists" wen all dey do is feed samples into auto-analysers (machines) and read out d results...

the primary place of work for pharmacists shd be
in Pharmaceutical companies... if d govt dsnt own
any, it means d country has bin importing drugs
or using those produced by private firms or
both... d pharmacist shd head here, dia job in d
hospital z supportive n not frontline as in these
companies... in hospitals, dey stock n dispense drugs, n r involved in patient drug counselling... dey dnt nid to review patient drug mgt for wen physicians are in doubt, dey invite the Therapeutic n toxicology team of Physicians for a review... Consultant pharmacists in foriegn climes are not hospital-based staffs...

the physiotherapist shd run a Rehabilitation
Home... etc.
the frontline hospital staffs are Doctors and
Nurses n only these two can talk about
headship... buh Nurses take oaths within which
they say "With loyalty, I shall ASSIST the
PHYSICIAN in the performance of HIS job"...
Nightangle pledge. I dnt fink Nurses insist on also
bcoming CMD, most importantly, Doctors shd
respect dem n carry them along.
SO, WHERE IS ALL THIS JOHESU THING COMING
FROM

You are one of the most ignorant posters on this thread.
Which standard hospital do you see both home and abroad without the services of the pharm and lab? So the hospital shld hv the services of doctors and nurses only? And in situations requiring emergency transfusion,the lab in the school premises would be contacted,right? What happened to proximity for efficient patient management?
And pharmacists shld only be in the drug production unit because they only assist in the hospitals? Are you still a student? You sound unrealistic.
Say what is applicable in Nigeria and other countries. Leave textbook knowldge aside.
@ bolded,simply confirms my suspicion. You are ignorant if you think having a machine marks the end of it all. Who does the quality control? Machines too?

.....only in Nigeria.
The people who pledged to honour and protect cannot be entrusted with an insect,talkless of human lives.
Because one person was killed,they should endanger the lives of many others?
Lagos state government should not keep silent over this. Very pathetic,i must say.
.......only in Nigeria!

Yeah,in addition,it drains you up emotionally and financially. Does it worth the risk? No. Get one ideal partner that has majority of the traits you need and stick to him/her.

....and yet they have the audacity to call Africans ''black monkeys''.
When i see Nigerians regarding the white folks as their mini-gods,i feel sickened. Why can't they use their own white kids for the voodoo thingy? Sacrificial lambs...
Now for those who think UK is heaven,pls do a rethink. The grass always looks greener on the other side...

[quote author=Mynd_44]This is a simple state of balance. You just said the man gives physical support and the woman gives emotional right? But what if the guys gives all the physical support and the woman gives zilch? That is when the though of being used come in[/quote]And what of cases where she gives her ''all'',only to realize ''He'' was using her to fill his void all the while?....he does not hesitate to move onto another ''friend with benefits''.
If u are in a onesided frienship,you need to be slapped back to reality. Walk away from it. If not anything,let the person serve the purpose of ''friend'' who makes your life less painful. They must not give you material things...a little word of support,encouragement,strength could go a long way.

A very poor attempt at trying to paint most male folks as the victims.
The male friend gives his physical support,the female her emotional support. But here it is obviously downgraded.
This is a one-sided biased myopic article.
Have you not read abt so many cases where the lady gets used as a friend with benefits?
So many cases where males take female friends for granted have been ignored. So many cases where a good healthy friendship gets tainted by unhealthy urges and selfish desires of the male folks hv been conviniently placed in the background.
You are in every friendship for the sole purpose of benefits,tell yourself the truth.
Cross-gender friendship works. I have been in a good one before. It is all abt the indidvidual and how the male potrays himself. Do you show off as a man's man? Do you want to take over control of all situations or u believe in sharing? If u want to take charge,the lady wld feel relaxed and become passive to the act of giving.
Look within,stop pointing fingers and expecting miracles.
Yes some ladies are leeches,but some men regard a leech-like behaviour as ''sexy'' and a stroke of the ego..

...All Whitney Houton's songs..
..''All of You'' by John Legend....and some other songs by him too
Beyonce's ''Love on Top''...''ego''..
boyz 2 men,some Naija soul music....