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Cavemannn:
Maybe cus you might have come across as a man

lol even if I upload my pishure here, some people go still say na tif I go tif am... But it's like I will upload and show off some skin maybe I will get my first ever PM after

lol is it just me or was anyone expecting a more touching story than this?

You can't blame her completely tho, a lot of females have their very cogent reasons for not chatting with strangers online. It sounds like you were sending the poor lady messages every hour so you might have come across as a creepy young lad. But how come nobody messages me. Is there something I'm not doing right?

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

I think Falz the badt guy should have made the list for me tho....

In other news, happy birthday to @Kossyablaze. Many more blessed years ahead dear...

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

lol why did you share my previous post? You know yourself....

ashleeeeee:
If you're not afraid to blow your own cover, come to GET arena today.

lol my cover has never really been hidden na, but it's like I will be doing undercover tins from now on.

Would have loved to come kart racing with you guys, you know...show off some of my skills... but today just get as e be plus this rain sef...

forkadict:
Not to worry, when you come in, you will understand better. But I just wonder how many of the successfuls from this set will be available online by the next recruitment to offer some advice to the applicants then.

I would like yall to note this.

hehehe....By the time they wrap up this one by 2018, the next recruitment will probably be till 2030 or so. Some of us here may be grandparents by then...

lol why is everyone so particular about their cover getting blown tho?

lestat:
OK na if that's your fancy! Let's disturb every single new thread today!

lol

your ban is loading

chekasforchekas:
still wishing to see your pic Hun

I no be fine geh

I still love your mo'hawk tho...

hmmmm....what is making them laugh? Perhaps they can share the joke with us wey never see fuel buy, maybe we can join in their laughter?

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

All na wash!!! If nobody goes to jail on counts of corruption by the time Buhari's tenure elapses by 2019, then we will all know that....ermm...errmm

...till then sha

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

lestat:
Yeah, true that... we should do something today right?

Oya na....we can "nairaland" all day. FTC tins

lestat:
I am okay baby and you?

Splendid dear. TGIF

ollah1:
He couldn't because of timing. Immediately he shot the dog and fell asleep, the security guy came around. The dog has got a great system to rapidly fight the round shot at hi because it last only for few minutes. Its actually a true life story

lol your explanation is even more funny. So he planned to use 2 shots that will only last for a few minutes, which means the dog would have still woken up as he/she was being stolen, on the way to the man's house probably?

Anyway sha, too bad for him.... Everyday for the thief.

lestat:
my love

lol how are you dear?

ollah1:
Dog is quite different from dog. Lemme hint you guys a short story

A man stays in a neighborhood and he has been trying to steal a particular dog. On the faithful abi na unfaithful night, he got close the cage where he was kept. He big net cage, he went with a tranquilizer with 2 rounds. He shot at the dog at first sight, opened the net and while he was about stealing the dog, a security guy came around started flashing is flash light looking around for any wrong thing. He noticed the dog's cage opened and he went there to close it only for the guy to shoot the security guy with the second/last round which fell him close to the cage's door and closed the cage while the guy was still there.


Guess what happened NEXT

GRAPHIC WORDS!!!!!

The dog woke up from the slumber and ate him for dinner. He ate everything in him. What a bad night for the thief

lol if your story is true, then I have to ask, why didn't the thief strangle the dog to death while the first tranquilizer was still potent?

Lmao!!! All this one na story o.

People like me that are cynophobic plus have been chased by a dog, and still lives (with all limbs intact) to tell the tale would advise you to run as fast as your legs can carry you. Your best bet will be to climb on a gate for elevation if you see any gate that is "climbable" around you and hang on there...

Nothing like grab any stick and chook the dog mouth o, where you wan see the stick? Abi the dog will be watching you pick the stick up? A word is enough for the wise

Why don't we see this kind of innovation in public schools?

Until the Government increases the standards of education in its state and federal schools, Nigeria will still be backward. Anyway sha...

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again.

Who do I dedicate this FTC to

Switlife:
9249th post! Amazing how far this thread has come.
I wonder who has the most comments.

FTC

cc: LadyF

lol the feeling is bliss!!! Enjoy it while it lasts...

^^^

Lol


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lol this will be interesting. It's been a while we had drama sef

Spreads my mat...who get coaster biscuit and sweet

tolutweety:
Hehe...
Iffa never hear am before, I might have believed that.
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But you know na,
I go even still hear am this evening...

You just wan whine me

davide470:
FACT!
Cc: Tolu.tweety

Happy sunday boo I love [size=15pt]Davide470[/size]

obontami:

lol warrisdis!!!






















































































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Hian!!! I hope her account was hacked.

tolutweety:
Not true.
LadyF is a lady with a sweet voice. #FACT

lol...this my voice that is almost like toad

HomieQuan:
ladyf

lol second person mentioning me here. Na serious something...

LadyF no sexy sef, n una go close eye last last!

ashleeeeee:
Ladyf is not in the group oh, in fact, we're beginning to question his/her gender.

Ladyf......deceiving nairalanders from the days of John the baptist.

lwkm!!! Very valid arguments tho...Could LadyF really be a man?

To vote for "yes, LadyF na handsome bobo", click like....to vote "no, LadyF na ugly geh", click share..

artmedia:
@ladyF, my sweetheart, thanks for checking. @ItsTime4me & @dane15 , your boy is ever loyal. I had to take a sabbatical as NLNG wan give person better headache.

and then, this "MEAT AND TWERK' kwa, pains me that I wont be able to make it. I for see as ladyF wan take wyne that ...............

*tears* and here I was looking forward to meeting Artmedia

obontami:
happy new month to ................

Happy new month dear...

Kenzico:
But why is LADYf on the list??

Help me ask the OP please. I honestly don't get why he/she mentioned me

Na this kain inspiration I need right now...all this fat that ayam adding Chai! Chai!! Chai!!!

My journey to lose 30 kg at least this month starts right now. So help me God

merrijosh:
Na ladyF for make sense for me

LMAO!!! Wetin person no go see for this NL sha....

You didn't see the part where the OP said "out of all the beautiful girls"?