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Happy new year

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Agrika: Spent an entire day strolling and parading him around the neighbourhood, only to reach home and discover i was "leaking" through out, i even wore white that day...... That memory still makes me cringe, only God knows what he saw cos white and red is a very prominent combo

if this should happen 2 me i wnt cme outside 4 days cos of shame and wil always cry wen ever i rememba it.

kennyprinc: VACANCY: WIFE WANTED.
QUALIFICATION: You only have to be a woman.
OFFER: I will be your husband, your friend, your children's father. I will love you with all my heart, do everything for you, ensure you are always happy. I will be your strength when you are weak, your voice when you cant speak, your legs when you cant walk. I will be out there under the rain and sun making sure you and our children lack nothing in life. I will provide everything for you, satisfy you as a man should. I will rather go hungry so you can always eat. I will rather move around with legs so you can drive your choice car. When men are out there drinking beer and being missed by their wives I will be with you. I will build a choice house for you and our children. Send our kids to the best schools in town. You will have more than enough. I will bring out the best in you. Cherish you, adore you and respect you always. When you are wrong, I will understand the fact that humans are not perfect. When you are right I will celebrate your choice. COMMENT IF YOU ARE INTERESTED I WILL MAKE MY CHOICE.ping me 22BBC8A5.

Nice offer Lol

garri (x8):
[size=48pt]So what do I does with her picture[/size]

You are does nothing with it Bro.

Many have great things 2 tell about their mothers, mine pushed me away 4rm ha side d only person she loved nd cared 4 was my elda brother ha first child. I spent my childhood life in lonelyness and i bcame used 2 it and uptil nw i find it strange 2 be in midst of people. At least i can rememba her 4 that.

i was not close to my parents when I was young. i cos they were very strict, My Parents were never friendly with us at all. Even now people don't know that they have a female child cos i keep 2 myself and hardly stay around them.

Idowuogbo: from a guys point of view.... Typical!!



from a gals point of view... u no get shame? so u gon go ahead and say yes knowing fully well dat d so called "yes" might get things messy between u and dat friend? kai! u never jam o! na acid u dey use play my dear!

wats messy and wat kind of acid is she playing with? Plz let me undastand u.

cstan: bro if am in your shoes seriously i wouldn't give a hitch about the first gal...its a simple matter, xplain it to her..that since she told you that she could never date you that just last week that you proposed to the friend and she accepted...its not in any way your fault or that of her friend so for me I'll advice you to continue with her friend!

Bro u just said the truth.

She should learn 2 say yes and let her yes be yes
No and let her no be No, not wen u say no after one year u come back and say yes, me i go tell u no i no want again shikena.

Am always online 24/7 am addicted 2 it

life_style: Hello everyone,

I am in a very confused and devastated state as i write this, After my ex jilted me few years ago, i decided to move on with my life and start all over again - It has been difficult i must confess.

I meet a girl that I admire, she is beautiful,tall,slim, fair in complexion and most importantly, hard working + she is a calabar girl.

I decided to ask her out but she turned my proposal down immediately, i advised her to think about it letting her understand that the plans i have for her is of good and not of evil but she was adamant.

I persisted trying to convince her but all my efforts proved abortive. she was very stubborn, it got to a point where she said she will never give in no matter what i say or do and advised me to give up on her.

Given up means losing, i don't want to be tagged a loser, i hate losing, i have invested a lot and i couldn't afford to let go at that point.

Last month she introduced her friend to me and i took them out for a lunch date, her friend is beautiful- birds of a feather, we chatted and had fun, i thought that was all but i was amazed when i saw her request on facebook to be my friend, i added her and we started chatting.

A week later, i asked her out and she inquired about my relationship with her friend but i told her there was nothing between us and sincerely speaking as at that time there was nothing.

Surprisingly, the same day i asked her out she said YES. I was happy. Two weeks later, the first/stubborn girl said YES, After a year. i was speechless. Now i am confused i don't know what to do.

Please, I will like to know if any one has ever been in this situation of mine ? ever dated two friends at the same time? what was the out come ? can i eat my cake and have it ?

I will like to stop here, waiting for mature advice on what to do cos i am in a confused state.

Thank you in advance.

Go ahead with the recent girl and tell the Calabar girl dat you are no loner interested in her. When u wanted her she was not available now she wants 2 be available when u have got another girl.

U all said bad xter please let me understand bad xter as in? Some persons dnt understand wat bad xter is or wat it looks like. Tanks

Spicyhawt: I hate it when guys lie,and think you are dumb not knowing you can actually decipher the truth from all the lies

I hate it when guys think everything about a female is all about s3x

tanks a million u ar corect.

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Hate it wen a guy i luv nd care 4 dnt even have time 4 me. Hate Wen i say no he keeps distubing me Hate it wen a guy i luv nd care 4 dnt even have time 4 me. Hate Wen i say no he keeps distubing me

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Which party? The last party you were at, did you or did you not forget your shoe, ehn cinderella?[/color]

i just cnt stop laughing

Hi am new here

Pritheeann: we all know christmas is fast approachinq...some we say quys qet scarce dis period..n some wil say qals demands 2 much dis period...while some are so hapi been married... 1)sinqle n happy 2)in a relationship 3)its complicated 4)confused 5)stil waitinq 4d riqht one 6)broken hearted 7)in l.o.v.e married 9)divorced 10)mutual undastandinq

3)its complicated

Wat keeps me going is d word "The Lord is my strenght", my book and my phone.

jammyng: First of all, how are older are you than they?

This gramma don make my troway ma phone

Emmyk: It's around early lastyear. It happened in my house between my friend and I. Over Scrabble. He was dowin Ojoro. No real winner sha.

Me nd my bros do am tire nd dis na person wen senior me wit 7yrs d guy bite me no b small tin o

Haryanphe: My kid sista once asked 1 nyt 'sis,y do moon 4low us everywia we go at nyt'

me i ask dis question tire, so tey i no dey gree go message 4 9te make d moon no 4low me go nd 4low me cme bak.

I just fell off my Desk cos of laugh

Mine is plenty o nairaland,laurelprop, yahoomail., gmail, gbconcept.net, facebook., profitclick., netlog, twitter, shuffuni, belanaija, myboolar, smartbiz etc d tin plenty

mastersr95: SMH at some comments on here....am not surprised when they said the average IQ of Nigerians is 69

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i don die 4 laugh plz i want 2 knw wats so special about celebs old stuff, wen many of dem dress like mad men nd women u go agree 2 dress lyk dat.

freecocoa: The only way I'm paying for any celeb's clothe is if its in an okrika shop and its being sold for the normal price, nothing more.

Thank u plz hlp 2 tel dem, celeb's clothe ko celeb's clothe ni

Omen100: Hmm, this is a difficult one because there are no honest reasons to "why" men double date, like me, not only that I double dated, I even triple dates.

I never knew how painful it is, until the lady I have reserved as a wife cheated on me, nairalanders, it wasn't a good experience, I almost dead of hypertension, it affected my workings, became a big time debtor(at the end of the month, I only receive alert that my 6figures salary has being debited, I was always seeking for cutting corners from clients, started joining to staff bus to work after a borrower ceased my car. I will never wish my mortal enemy to weakness this pains I am presently going through & please don't pity me because I lead myself into it & will be coming out of it better & self discipline.

I used to call myself a champ, but now, I am a total loser, I loosed the triple relationship under a twinkling of an eye & this is the confession of a cheater.

I will never involve myself into the act of double dating again & please help me God.

At least u ave seen how painful it is. I pray God help u get over it 4 gud.

buchibabe: Its just d greedy nature of men.its natural. No b today e start,no mata how good looking,hardworking,Godfearin a woman is,whosai! A man wil always look outside.

So ladies,no think say ur guy na saint o. U get assistant wife or gf somewhere

sounds strange smhow

dmcdad: I love that gurl. I like it when people are real and simple. Y the forming and d film-tricks when people kan just b themselves? Abi dem don start 2 dy do beauty pageant 4 eatery again?

Abeg help me ask dem oh.

torhuke: Broz, e no get haw e wan be except say dem give me d meat free. Meat wey i take ma money buy wey wan prove strong head go meat me 4 haus. I go 1 dinner wey ticket and 2k. The food no make sense sef so i say make i take d meat console ma sef and make up 4 ma 2k. As i use fork carry d whole meat put 4 mouth @ once cos fork & spoon no gree cut am.. Na im i begin chew sotey ma jawz begin pain me. I jst carry table water wash ma hand small under d table (untop tilez sef), remove d chewed meat 4 ma mouth and begin use hand & teeth chop am small small till e finish. Heheh, ma frend wey we dey d same table come dey behave like oyibo wey no dey shit dey spoil nose. I finish ma meat enter him own sef.. Pttchew.
I also rememba ma dad sendin me on an erand and i got hook & famished. I enterd d nearst eatry & orderd 4 food. Itz all those kindah big eatery wher u go collect yr food by yr sef. D attendantz were ravishing beautiful lassies. Xo after i wx servd, dey told me ma bill wx 900 naira & i only budgeted 300 or at most 400 naira. Buh i became nervous and paid d bill (augumented wt ma t-fare). I wx suppose to eat d meat whyl eating d food but becos d meat wx strong i left it to be d last tin i will deal wt. After i emptied d plate of food, i jst threw d fork & spoon of d table & grabed d meat wt ma hand. Broz, i even cracked d bone & sucked d marrowz dt d babez were gigling @ dem selvez to look @ me batling wt d bone.. I cleand ma mouth & hand wt d serviet. Wen i got out, i bot pure water & washed ma handz clean. 4 ma mind, na ma money i dey chop.. God punish ravishing beauty!

U ave made my day. some people dey go eatry go form i dont eat with fork when ever i go to any eatry i demand for spoon na hungry carry me go there no be aje. If de meat no wan cut with that blunt knife i dey use my hand carry am eat i no get time 4 ravishing beauty at all

stereo: Exactly the same thing I found in my soup. I was very surprised.

The Fish hook is usually from Stock-fish head.

I Saw a well painted nails ladies normally fix in my fried rice in an eatery the name of the place is called RENNYS in Port Harcout.