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What about the airtel na

what about airtel?

Space booked

goingape:
good man! good man!

those gorillas (naija women) are worthless piece of Shiite! never you take them serious.

if you are looking for a decent woman to settle down try your search on another country. our naija women are piece of Shiite! even a shiit have more value than them.

Including your mother

dingbang:
u a member?

Yes boss

Hehehehehe its happening live
@ IDFG

Collect your car from him and tell him to go get a life cos if u ask me he doesn't have one

You supported him through school and now u are still supporting him after school ask your self how long will it continue

He wanted the car for weekends from weekends he is now using it daily

How long will it continue?

Will comment later a dey come

Rodeo007o

07016279122 love making friends too add me up

RIP Uncle Yemi

olihilistic:
this is what happens when the warner is tired of warning the warnee

I no fit laugh

Merry Christmas in arias

I ave been in this condition bfore damn it was fun me and my guy were acting like two spoilt kids we were coming back from silverbird in port harcourt.

we were laughing, shouting, playing and snaping photos while pushing the car it started raining the fun continued until his dad came to our resue.

[quote author=carlos1]As a reasonable gal, i expect her to come out and join me in pushing d car, its left 4me to tell her not 2 worry. But if in any case my car spoils and she sits down inside that car moping @ me like a moo, THE KIND MOUTH WASH WEY I GO GIVE AM EH, e go beta 4her say i beat her sef. Whick kind nonsenese go b dat one nah.[/quote)

Hahahahahahahahaha u ave kill me with laugh

am realy interested in the job and i ave also emailed my cv to the email.

I Vote 4 my name sake

Nelly Ghen Ghen
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i vote 4 my name sake
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Chai See 5n 5n guys 4 nairaland, any way i vote 4 my name sake
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See fine ladies, wishing you all da very best

Yomieluv: The woman should stop dressing provocatively at home,or when the man is around. She should be fully geared up with iro,and buba with a shoe to match when going to bed,or she can make hole on the bed for the man to pump when the urge arises.

Shey the man na Hercules,when no dey tired ni?

And by the way,how does the man cope,when the wife is menstruating?

u don make me laugh urinate 4 my body ( iro and buba with shoe and hand bag 2 match)

Monzuur: My future wify u mad nee!!! Must I date everybody before u come?

u funy no be small, dnt mind her she is on her way

Strauskhan1: Thank God i'm above 'caning'. On this fateful day, I slammed the car's door clipping my younger brother's hand. He bleeded real bad. My father, seeing this, instructed me to stay outside at first (never knew what i'd face inside). He finally called me in and alas!, he's got a whip with him..............lets not talk 'bout this cause if I dont receive any more whips till I die, the one I received on March 16, 2003 is enough!!

Too bad u remind me of wen i wanted to become a super girl, i climbed untop of an old house roof just to go and pick a ball and the roof top opened cos of my weight and i fell inside the house i had to remain there cos there was no way out until the old man that had the keys of the house comes back. The whipping i received that day from my Dad and Mum made me run away from the house for 2 weeks i kept roaming the streets of PH that was on the 23rd of August, 1997 i will never forget this day i still have the scares on me till now.

holly-pagan:
i feel like to slapp u again

Abeg! Abeg!! Abeg!!! Na beg i dey beg You no slap ha again

Ima - In Akwa Ibom

I laugh pour hot tea 4 my body.

philminez: I don't bother calling, she calls when she needs the D...I don't keep relationship

Hmmm y cnt u keep relationship?

Am not an only child But an Only female child but i can tell u Wat loneliness is all about.
any way i got used 2 it but now am trying 2 associate with people, You Know wat its not easy at all.

Mine is Home Alone Part 1 to 4 i washed it with my babies dat spent the exmas holiday with me.