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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tundeadex(m): 1:58am On Nov 22, 2010
1800sqm LAND IN GUZAPE DISTRICT ABUJA FOR SALE
1800sqm land in guzape district abuja for sale for N33million (negotiable). interested buyers can call
Ezra/Tunde on 07026419809, 08098129806

Please only serious buyers need call

thank you
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tundeadex(m): 1:59am On Nov 22, 2010
LAND FOR SALE IN ABUJA
We Have Land Of Various Sizes For Sale Ranging From N300,000.00 – N100million & Above Both Within The Metropolis And Satellite Areas Of Abuja.

Call Ezra/Tunde now on 07026419809, 08098129806

Please only serious buyers need call

thank you
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tundeadex(m): 1:59am On Nov 22, 2010
PROPERTIES AND LAND FOR SALE IN ABUJA
PROPERTY
Yah Wahab Millenium Estate, 4 Bedroom Flat (C of O), Phase 1, Wuye District, Abuja = N30m

LAND
Apo Extension, 1 Plot = N1.5m,
Lugbe Layout, 1 Plot= N 500,000
Etc

Call Ezra/Tunde now on 07026419809, 08098129806

Please only serious buyers need call

thank you
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 7:48am On Nov 22, 2010
Ladyrsky46,yes me was nt a spanishes oo,me was correct Aba guy but i was has a big likenesses 4 spain,inshort am is go there stay soonest,thats why i was study there languaging smiley
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 8:39am On Nov 22, 2010
u is ingrish im gerring berra El cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 9:18am On Nov 22, 2010
washing lady rosisky, age: 46 and ha horseband El (ephant), age: 16 lipsrsealed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 9:27am On Nov 22, 2010
Lol! make them catching u first cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:32am On Nov 22, 2010
Where the fuckin' is all of yourselves talk 'bout,
This' are a disasters, If queens catches ya'll eh! Ya'll would been on soups,
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 9:35am On Nov 22, 2010
bookmark u is not sleeping , morning smiley
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 9:43am On Nov 22, 2010
Goodmorning my lady, of course i did.

how was your early morning sleeping?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 9:46am On Nov 22, 2010
Boss Ttdiamonds:

Where the fuckin' is all of yourselves talk 'bout,
This' are a disasters, If queens catches ya'll eh! Ya'll would been on soups,

woreva she said will jus make me laffing grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 9:48am On Nov 22, 2010
morning was brightern thanks , and d day is looking stressful loads of workings to do
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 9:50am On Nov 22, 2010
Bookmark,was u registration before sparking n murderest Engrish with we?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:55am On Nov 22, 2010
Move forward to the fronts jare, which kain things be this ones sef, You guys are murder english languages,
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 10:07am On Nov 22, 2010
Idowuogbo:

morning was brightern thanks , and d day is looking stressful loads of workings to do

don stressing your self ten mosh dear

and don seeing the date too stessful

you weakening your sef b4 you start

El Guapo:

Bookmark,was u registration before sparking n murderest Engrish with we?

i dont understanding your latin-ingrish

yes am registrating b4, jus reading and laffing

no pesting
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 10:17am On Nov 22, 2010
bookies thank u for encourargitic , i wud easy my time
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 10:22am On Nov 22, 2010
your welucome ma lady
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 11:01am On Nov 22, 2010
Studio CFR
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 12:54pm On Nov 22, 2010
Wat does we learn about 2day? undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 12:59pm On Nov 22, 2010
flench langwage
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 1:05pm On Nov 22, 2010
so chi baby

common servaa (ezigbo afa gi)
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 1:08pm On Nov 22, 2010
^ Is u was da tisha for tishing flench??
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 1:16pm On Nov 22, 2010
yis i am the tinsha
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 1:20pm On Nov 22, 2010
owkay. errr does i be da only ones learnin flench? where does efryborry disappearin to? undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 1:29pm On Nov 22, 2010
they are praying truanci, but i am will be

giving them f9 f9 wif minsing skript
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 1:34pm On Nov 22, 2010
shocked So i shall beez da only1z dat is pass flench? i ryk wink

Eheh so wen is class start naa? i got anoda class soonest smiley
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 1:40pm On Nov 22, 2010
dat will b if they don enteling my crass

lets strat rike this

Boomark:

so chi baby

common servaa (ezigbo afa gi)
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 3:15pm On Nov 22, 2010
angry  angry  angry  angry annoyed for glo  angry  angry  angry  angry  annoyed for adenugar   angry  angry  angry  angry  angry  angry  angry  angry annoyed for glo  angry  angry  angry  angry  annoyed for adenugar   angry  angry  angry  angry  angry  angry  angry  angry annoyed for glo  angry  angry  angry  angry  annoyed for adenugar   angry  angry  angry  angry   

be telling glo. . . if dem tampered wi ma gprs connection again afta doing data bundle, me, i'll burn glo base station.   

angry  angry  angry  angry  annoyed for glo  angry  angry  angry  angry annoyed for adenugar   angry  angry  angry  angry 

imagined three days wi out internet. . . . no lekture, no facebook, no nairaland. . . 

angry  angry  angry  angry annoyed for glo  angry  angry  angry  >: annoyed for adenugar   angry  angry  angry  angry

i for kidnap glo worker angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 3:31pm On Nov 22, 2010
@ lady46 & el guapo

i is very annoying wi da two ov u angry

while el guapo samples da g- spot, lady46 supposed to be analysing da corpora cavernosa and not g- spot again. Boyses da not hav g- spot angry

why iz u two doing like olodo
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chakula: 3:49pm On Nov 22, 2010
oweniwe:

angry angry angry angry annoyed for glo angry angry angry angry annoyed for adenugar angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry annoyed for glo angry angry angry angry annoyed for adenugar angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry annoyed for glo angry angry angry angry annoyed for adenugar angry angry angry angry

be telling glo. . . if dem tampered wi ma gprs connection again afta doing data bundle, me, i'll burn glo base station.

angry angry angry angry annoyed for glo angry angry angry angry annoyed for adenugar angry angry angry angry

imagined three days wi out internet. . . . no lekture, no facebook, no nairaland. . .

angry angry angry angry annoyed for glo angry angry angry >: annoyed for adenugar angry angry angry angry

i for kidnap glo worker angry

easy for both.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 3:50pm On Nov 22, 2010
Boomark link=topic=492003.msg71920
64#msg7192064 date=1290413888]
washing lady rosisky, age: 46 and ha horseband El (ephant), age: 16  lipsrsealed
[/quote]
Ah shocked Do not be playin and toking nasty things like thats. I am not 46 oh and I do not maryying little 16yeared olding children. I marryed MEN.
What do you wanting anyways? angry

[quote author=El Guapo:


Ladyrsky46,yes me was nt a spanishes oo,me was correct Aba guy but i was has a big likenesses 4 spain,inshort am is go there stay soonest,thats why i was study there languaging smiley

I speaking a little Spanish. I learned it in high school. Forgotten a loting of it now because I am not having no one to practicing with sad
oweniwe:

@ lady46 & el guapo

i is very annoying wi da two ov u angry

while el guapo samples da g- spot, lady46 supposed to be analysing da corpora cavernosa and not g-  spot again. Boyses da not hav g-  spot angry

why iz u two doing like olodo  
Oi Sir Owen, I putting El G's gspots and then questioning mark afterwards(gspots?) meaninged I knew it is noting a gspots too. i justing could not remembering the scientific name then if you getting me. If you don't gettring me, then you needed to resign asap or going on sabaticals as three days withouting internet has messing up you.
What is scientific latin name for gpots Sir?

chi-baby:

owkay. errr does i be da only ones learnin flench? where does efryborry disappearin to?  undecided

I thinking we were learned spanish Chi babe? undecided
Boomark:

so chi baby

common servaa (ezigbo afa gi)
grin grin grin grin
chakula:

Studio CFR 
Studio has been kicking out. Sorry!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 4:05pm On Nov 22, 2010
all this pipples rezult of my flench leson

El guapo(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

mr.bones(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

efemena yz(feman) 0/100, f9  tongue

Idowuogbo(female or lady) 80/100, A  wink kiss

ladyrsky46(feman) 0/0, f9   tongue

tundeadex(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

boss ttdiamond(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

chakula(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

chi-baby(man) 50/100, C   smiley

oweiwe(man) 0/100, f9  tongue

all the feman dat failed my curse, come for soting on my offise

all the man. . . repit the curse

fank you.

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