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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 9:58pm On Nov 21, 2010
V.p,am is undastnd ur level of nutritions tips,keep it up,so hw everyfin?
Ohhh Darling Ladyrsky46,am really felt flabbergastation at this ur visitation,here was my primary home Robinhotraco@yahoo.com jxt 4 ur yiming pleasures,ma secondary home was farer away in Aba shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 10:06pm On Nov 21, 2010
God! Roman u no a took a time. U don already downloadazation. Gave addy. I pray u introduceing me later sha(if she came tongue tongue tongue) grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:09pm On Nov 21, 2010
El cheesy

Me is fine very wella

thanking you smiley
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 10:10pm On Nov 21, 2010
hm , i is tot as much sey al he doing is marketing ,
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 10:17pm On Nov 21, 2010
Id even though say i said i wont talked to u today for forget to greet elders.

But u sound paining. U get crush for him(it is not a crime sha) grin grin ?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:38pm On Nov 21, 2010
^^ but u is dey finding wahala no small tin!! undecided undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 10:45pm On Nov 21, 2010
shocked shocked No! Jxt idleing thought grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:48pm On Nov 21, 2010
is u 2 really brothers

or is just han-oda spin story??
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 10:55pm On Nov 21, 2010
u is a fucktardd, shey i is telling u dat i had a crush on ur bro , u is so foolish to see dat me is contempted wiv element
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 10:57pm On Nov 21, 2010
To me thats confidential not to be relayed on NL(no man's land) whether true or false. But lets save that till our agreed rendezvous grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:58pm On Nov 21, 2010
Idowuogbo:

u is a fucktardd, shey i is telling u dat i had a crush on your bro , u is so foolish to see dat me is contempted wiv element

haba ID!!!!

insult of yours im too strong!!  embarassed embarassed

chilling out pls  undecided undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 11:03pm On Nov 21, 2010
efe wen did u become soft , abeg no dey deceive me mehn undecided undecided undecided
btwn let him talk 4 himsef , thankyou very much
@skeletal
u is very stupid u can postrated wen u c me angry angry angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 11:07pm On Nov 21, 2010
Lol id u dey vex truly which means . . . . . No worry i will talk to him on ur behalf. BTW u self fit collect his addy like this he left for the public so una go . . . "u know"

Efe i beg u make u no touch id o, she fit bite ur ear. Remember the saying "neva mess with a lady dat is . . . . . " wink wink

lol i was not even a kill english one. English sorrying grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:08pm On Nov 21, 2010
Idowuogbo:

efe wen did u become soft , abeg no dey deceive me mehn undecided undecided undecided
btwn let him talk 4 himsef , thankyou very much
@skeletal
u is very silly u can postrated wen u c me angry angry angry

ID I'm gentle and no - I'm not deceiving you

let him be jor and stop fighting him

wetin??
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 11:11pm On Nov 21, 2010
Honey i don't want u to do any minor surgery o! Id be cannibal when she's truly vexed. I'm out
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 11:15pm On Nov 21, 2010
Efemena_xy:

ID I'm gentle and no - I'm not deceiving you

let him be jor and stop fighting him

wetin??
clicks ignore
today no b ur birthday u deserve no attention from me mademoiselle tongue cool
skeletal
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Mr.Bones:

Lol id u dey vex truly which means . . . . . No worry i will talk to him on your behalf. BTW u self fit collect his addy like this he left for the public so una go . . . "u know"

Efe i beg u make u no touch id o, she fit bite your ear. Remember the saying "neva mess with a lady dat is . . . . . " wink wink

lol i was not even a kill english one. English sorrying grin grin
i can see ur d promoter , useless fowl .pls pain u sey seriously come correct fool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:19pm On Nov 21, 2010
Mr.Bones:

Honey i don't want u to do any minor surgery o! Id be cannibal when she's truly vexed. I'm out

goodest advice - best be leaving her to doing her business tongue tongue

Idowuogbo:

clicks ignore
today no b your birthday u deserve no attention from me mademoiselle tongue cool

Fine!! angry angry

is having it your way!! see if I caring angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 11:22pm On Nov 21, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Fine!! angry angry
is having it your way!! see if I caring angry
bothered no , seriously bothered emmmh Na!! tongue cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 11:24pm On Nov 21, 2010
@ VP, maggots ke? shocked
Wordings cannot explained why. How will you eaten the maggots den? Chai! To eat! embarassed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:27pm On Nov 21, 2010
^^ Baby girl

yeah me knowing 'tis a disgusting

but apparently, im some kinda Nigerian roadside delicacy

dem is roast dem for sticks like suya

nasty - but nutritional tongue tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 11:38pm On Nov 21, 2010
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
I am always shocking in this site everyday. Wonders shall never ending. I can never looking at suya the same way anymore. Thanking you VP sad
Chai, I don see smething.
Is there not othering things to eating that will doing better than maggots embarassed(puke face by the way)
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 11:51pm On Nov 21, 2010
What was went on here?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 11:59pm On Nov 21, 2010
El Guapo:

What was went on here?
Discussing maggots(that sounds wrong) and how it is roasting n eating like suya. VP telling me all them things. Nasty.

sending you email about experimenting
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 12:10am On Nov 22, 2010
Really,me was advice u to abode by the V.p's advices cos she were a gud nutritionalist,infact she were the one that advices me to eat bread wit garden egg at 12mid nyt and me were doing it right away grin
Mail? Cnt wait to readiment it cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 12:16am On Nov 22, 2010
why the qualelling and ward missile?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 12:18am On Nov 22, 2010
nobody is kolleling , i is jus telling off my dog for barking late @nite , dat is more
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 12:22am On Nov 22, 2010
Boomark:

why the qualelling and ward missile?
undecided Who was quarelling?

@El G(LG grin) Garden egg and bread. Combination is wow. I have not eated garden egg in a longing while. Hmm, Shhh. Don't be tatafoing to VP, but if you eated it with peanut butter, ahhhh, bliss!
Better than maggots embarassed sad
*Not a lot in mail by the way*
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 12:28am On Nov 22, 2010
Lmao,peanut wit Garden egg,that was sound interested ooo,but me were adviced u to give cabin biscuit wit stew a shot esp in morning wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 12:30am On Nov 22, 2010
@ladyrsky46

Ladyrsky46:

undecided Who was quarelling?

reasking me the quetion i dont see it well.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 12:46am On Nov 22, 2010
Boomark:

@ladyrsky46

reasking me the quetion i dont see it well.
Your engrish is too harding to understand. Break it down

El Guapo:

Lmao,peanut wit Garden egg,that was sound interested ooo,but me were adviced u to give[b] cabin biscuit wit stew a shot esp in morning wink [/b]
Now, I been fully knowed that people crass for this place. Too bading that there is not cabin here. Will crackers do insteaded? I am not that madness to trying it though. How comes Aba boy is having spanish name? You be thinking highly of youself be that you handsome?smh
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 12:58am On Nov 22, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

Your engrish is too harding to understand. Break it down


ok. here it is going

re-as-king me the que-shon i dint hear it.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 1:16am On Nov 22, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

Your engrish is too harding to understand. Break it down
Now, I been fully knowed that people crass for this place. Too bading that there is not cabin here. Will crackers do insteaded? I am not that madness to trying it though. How comes Aba boy is having spanish name? You be thinking highly of youself be that you handsome?smh

*ignores saiding turking*

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