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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FIRS Is Recruiting! Federal Inland Revenue Service 2016 Job Vacancies by ladys1(f): 2:23pm On Oct 17, 2016
10x biniface
Agriculture / Re: PICTURE..Free Range Snail Farming Style In Lagos Nigeria. by ladys1(f): 8:09am On Aug 08, 2015
@Op pls I will need your expertise and experience . I ve acquire a land for snail and fish farming if possible ram too. I jus need someone to guide me if your fee wouldn't be too much. I stay in abuja.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Interesting Jumu'ah Schedule for Muslim Stay-at-home Moms by ladys1(f): 12:24pm On Apr 17, 2015
May Almighty Allah increase you in knowledge. Jazakallah khair.

Politics / Re: States That Would Be Hot During This Governorship Elections - By Lalasticlala by ladys1(f): 9:24pm On Apr 08, 2015
We 4 Abuja na to cross leg dey watching in 7HD. Pray for a free and fair election in all state
Business / Re: Top 19 Lucrative Business You Can Start In Nigeria With Less Money by ladys1(f): 2:16pm On Apr 06, 2015
How do one go abt dis snail farming; where do you get the snails,how do you build the cage and how do one monitor them. Will be glad to ve responses from experienced person. Am highly interested in dis biz
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Stanbic IBTC Is Currently Recruiting by ladys1(f): 10:51am On Mar 30, 2015
Hi all, pls is there anyone applied for asset custodian or Head service support in Abuja being called for test. 10x
Politics / Re: #NigeriaDecides2015: Presidential/National Assembly Election Live Updates by ladys1(f): 10:55am On Mar 28, 2015
Broom vs Umbrella
100% of Nigerian homes have brooms.
20% of Nigerian homes owns umbrellas.
The use of broom is daily while that of umbrella is seasonal. Nigerians cannot do without brooms but umbrella usage is
optional. Broom represent unity and togetherness since one broom
cannot do the job well. Umbrellas are made to be used by one person at a time. It
protects only few no matter its size.
One big broom can guaranteed a clean home.
This Saturday is sanitation, come out with your broom.
Together we can clean these mess.
# BroomRevolution
# togethernigeriacanbeclean

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Politics / Re: Prof.osibanjo & Wife Accredited In Vgc(photos) by ladys1(f): 10:52am On Mar 28, 2015
Broom vs Umbrella
100% of Nigerian homes have brooms.
20% of Nigerian homes owns umbrellas.
The use of broom is daily while that of umbrella is seasonal. Nigerians cannot do without brooms but umbrella usage is
optional. Broom represent unity and togetherness since one broom
cannot do the job well. Umbrellas are made to be used by one person at a time. It
protects only few no matter its size.
One big broom can guaranteed a clean home.
This Saturday is sanitation, come out with your broom.
Together we can clean these mess.
# BroomRevolution
# togethernigeriacanbeclean

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Politics / Re: President Jonathan's Response After Card Reader Failure by ladys1(f): 10:51am On Mar 28, 2015
Broom vs Umbrella
100% of Nigerian homes have brooms.
20% of Nigerian homes owns umbrellas.
The use of broom is daily while that of umbrella is seasonal. Nigerians cannot do without brooms but umbrella usage is
optional. Broom represent unity and togetherness since one broom
cannot do the job well. Umbrellas are made to be used by one person at a time. It
protects only few no matter its size.
One big broom can guaranteed a clean home.
This Saturday is sanitation, come out with your broom.
Together we can clean these mess.
# BroomRevolution
# togethernigeriacanbeclean

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Islam for Muslims / Re: An Islamic View on Solar and Lunar Eclipse by ladys1(f): 12:33pm On Mar 20, 2015
.....Robbi Zidnii 'ilman.(Q20:114). May Allah(SWT) increase you in knowledge. JZ

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TV/Movies / Re: Thread For DStv/GOtv Channel TELEMUNDO by ladys1(f): 9:01pm On Feb 06, 2015
@teey22: "replacing Lola wwith LOL" Pls what's the full meaning and also is it interesting.
TV/Movies / Re: Thread For DStv/GOtv Channel TELEMUNDO by ladys1(f): 7:09pm On Feb 06, 2015
Hi, Guys what's the meaning Lol.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Are Muslim Imams Not Buying Private Jets? by ladys1(f): 12:58pm On Nov 13, 2012
I use to think dis site are meant for matured pple or rather pple wit good sense of reasoning. Hw can ur pastor use the money ur contributed to buy buy PJ and jubilating. He is not a muslim he who sleep wit somake feed while is neigbour is hungry. An Imam or Pastor suppose to be an example to his follower. If ur pastor owns a jet and u do not ve then u r not a true christain because u r suppose to do has ur pastor does. Imam lives in a simple life not that they do not ve the means but to show good example to their followers and also to preach to the rich ones to make the ones happy by giving out of their riches to the have not. I wonder want these pastors preaches to their memebers wen they theirselves r not doing the teaches of the bible.Most of u making mouth dat pastors deserves to own a jet ur father still foot it to work, some of u are jobless waiting 4 wen dangote will advertise 4 vanacy for truck driver. Whereas ur pastor did not past his advertise, he use ur contribution to satisfy himsely and family and he preach to the rich ones to do the same whereas our Imam preach to dangote and others to take out of of their money to create job opportunities for the less priviledge wise up guys. Hw many of u followers ve opportune to see this so call Pastor face to face.

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Education / Re: World's Smallest Girl Starts School by ladys1(f): 3:39pm On Sep 24, 2012
[/b]chucky234: 7th wonders of the world,cute little thing.
But where all these oyinbo dem dey go see all these their plenty health problems,last week na world's ugliest girl today na world's smallest girl.
Na still oyinbo dem born twins wey get two heads with one body come dey call am cojoined twins,haba this thing don too much na.

YOU JUST TOOK THE WORD OUT OF MY MOUTH. THEY NEED TO BE MORE GODFEARING THAN JUS SCEINCE AND RESEARCH. maybe the father is a zoology always in the zoo and they mate in the forest in the present of a mouse. God forgive me.
Islam for Muslims / Re: How To Overcome Hardships (The Islamic Perspective) by ladys1(f): 12:22pm On Sep 09, 2012
OP. May the blessing of ALLAH be wit u may HE shower HIS KUNFAYAKUN at ur prayer and may HE meet u always at the point of ur needs. Thanks 4 dis lecture it really help. Jazakumullah khayr
Nairaland / General / Pls Broadcast As Fast As U Can. by ladys1(f): 11:39am On Aug 10, 2012
Just got this message on my BB. But do not know how true it is.

A BUS LEFT UNILAG WIT STUDENTS N WAS TO DROP DEM AT OBANIKORO BUT AS WE SPEAK, THE BUS IS HEADING TO OSOGBO. THE CHILDREN ARE SECONDARY SCHOOL LEVEL KIDS. PLS BROADCAST TO EVERYONE NOW BECAUSE ONE OF THEM JUST GAINED CONCIOUSNESS N TWEETED TO HIS BROTHER THAT THEY R AROUND IBADAN OR ENVIRONS.... PLS HELP RE-BROAD CAST SO ANY SUSPICIOUS BUS OR CARS WIT YOUNG STUDENTS WILL BE QUESTIONED. Just got this message on my BB. But do not know how true it is.

A BUS LEFT UNILAG WIT STUDENTS N WAS TO DROP DEM AT OBANIKORO BUT AS WE SPEAK, THE BUS IS HEADING TO OSOGBO. THE CHILDREN ARE SECONDARY SCHOOL LEVEL KIDS. PLS BROADCAST TO EVERYONE NOW BECAUSE ONE OF THEM JUST GAINED CONCIOUSNESS N TWEETED TO HIS BROTHER THAT THEY R AROUND IBADAN OR ENVIRONS.... PLS HELP RE-BROAD CAST SO ANY SUSPICIOUS BUS OR CARS WIT YOUNG STUDENTS WILL BE QUESTIONED.
Islam for Muslims / Re: When Someone Insults Islam: How To Behave by ladys1(f): 2:38pm On Aug 08, 2012
jazakumullahu khairan, May Almighty Allah reward you abundantly for that wonderfull post.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Nairalanders Iftaar - Season 7 by ladys1(f): 12:51pm On Jul 27, 2012
Asalam alaykum warahmaotullahi wabarakatu fellow nlanders. Its Friday.................
Do much zhikr. Make lots of salat nabiyyi. Read suratul kafh. Be in ur best dress and say Salam to someone as i just did to my muslim brothers and sisters in nairaland.

Pls Abuja N/Lander show face lets organize ones too it has a good reward to have jiont Iftaar. Ma-salam.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Ramadan Kareem: Fast Commences In Nigeria! by ladys1(f): 10:33am On Jul 20, 2012
MARIABA BIKA YAH RAMADAN...

Ramadhan Mubarak to all Muslim Brothers and Sisters. May we live to see the end of it, May ALLAH(SWT) accept it as act of ibadah from us AMIN.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: My Dad: Aremu Gawat Is Not Dead, He Is Still Missing by ladys1(f): 3:41pm On Jul 13, 2012
YA-ALLAHU, YA-RAHMAN, YA-QUDDUS, AR-RAQEEB, ,O YOU THAT SAVED MUSA(PBUH) FROM HIS ENEMIES AS FOUND IN YOUR WORDSsadQ10:88), O YOU THAT LIFTED ISSA TO THE HEAVEN AS FOUND IN YOUR WORDSsadQ4:157), O YOU THET KEPT YUNUUS IN THE BELLY OF THE WHALE AND RESCUED HIM AS FOUND IN YOUR WORDSsadQ21:87), O YOU THAT SAVED NUHU AND HIS PEOPLE FROM THE FLOOD OF TUUFAN AS FOUND IN YOURSsadQ23:28-29), O YOU THAT RESUED IBRAHEEM FROM THE FIRE OF NAMROOD AS FOUND IN YOUR WORDSsadQ21:69-70), O YOU THAT BROUGHT OUT YUSUF FROM THE DEPTH OF WELL AND ADORE HIM WITH GOODNESS AS FOUND IN YOUR WORDSsadQ21:101), O LORD ASSIT AND HELP US FIND ALH. ADBULRASAQ GAWAT AREMU WITH THE HONOUR BESTOWED ON PROPHET MUHAMMED SAW. AMIN SUMA AMIN
Politics / Re: Christians Should Accept Islam Or No Peace - Boko Haram by ladys1(f): 11:59am On Jul 11, 2012
ifihearam: I wonder why God created muhammed the hopeless founder of the islamic faith,what kind of useless religion is this that only think they can achieve their objective via violence,Godforbid,if islam is the only religion left I rather serve myself than becoming one.
This dialogue the federal goverment is banking on will not work,this bastaards needs iron hand,from joke they will spread to the other peaceful parts of this country. Inasmuch asi am a faithful or believer of GEJhis methods of dealing with insecurity is zero,he needs to be more forceful,if declaring all the northern states a state of emergency will bring about security then he should go ahead,arrest whoever needs to be arrested.

you are very very very stupid for that statement. You will never progress in your life whenever others are saying there is upward, yours will alway be downward. the whole of your generation will roit in hellfire. Boko Haram are not muslim so don't associate them with our peacefully and right way of life(ISLAM). Bokom haram are bunch of politicians and they have been able to brainwash people like you, when do you think an ordinary kola seller will get the money BH are using to bomb and attack innocent life. Infact i wonder why God created a waste sperm like you. Your mother would have use you as one of her menstruation. Idiot thinker (oponu, afokumeko, eranko, malu, ode.)
Romance / Help Advice Needed Urgently Before She Loss Her Fiance by ladys1(f): 12:09pm On Jun 27, 2012
A friend of mine is presently having a serious issue with her husband to be. She said the man is complaining about her small breast. Actually her breast is small because then dat we are school, when she was taking her bath and i was like let me join her to bath whao i almost ask her if actually she is a female. She said she has loss many of her boyfriend due to her small size. Any advice on where she can enlarge her breast. Thanks.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslim Couples (married) Let's Talk by ladys1(f): 11:03am On May 31, 2012
I MET MY HUSBAND AT JUMA'AT PRAYER, HE IS CARING, LOVING, HANDSOME AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL GOD FEARING. WE ARE BLESSED WITH 2 CHILDREN. ALHAMDULILLAHI.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: 10 Years After Burial, Imam Sheez Adeyemi's Body Remains Fresh by ladys1(f): 10:51am On Feb 27, 2012
ALLAHU AKBAR, ALLAHU AKBAR , ALLAHU AKBAR KABIIRAN, Allah is great, to HIM belong all praises. I am satisfied with ALLAH as the lord of the whole world, with ISLAM as my religion and with the PROPHET MUHAMMED (SAW) as the messenger of ALLAH. My fellow Christians do not because of ignorance deny the true way of life. You pple that are in diff. sect are here making mouth, you do not believe in each other churches. A catholic member cannot worship with a Baptist, ECWA can not worship with CAC vice verse, Muslim can worship in any of the mosque either in Nigeria or Ghana we are one.  Mind you BOKO HARAM are not Muslim they are bundle of politicians hiding under the umbrella of boko haram. A true Muslim will never kill a soul becos it is categorically stated in the HOLY QURAN dat who ever kill a soul intentionally or accidentally will go and tell the family of the soul and will pay they whatever they ask for, he will also feed, clothe and take the responsibility of the person to the family. In addition he will fast for 90 days to seek for forgiveness or else there will be a great punishment for him in the hellfire. This is the punishment for taking a single soul. So tell me are BOKO HARAM true muslim or combined Nigerians, ISLAM IS THE BEST WAY OF LIFE, OH ALLAH I ASK YOU IN UR INFINITE MERCY DO NOT MISLEAD ME, MY HUSBAND MY CHILDREN FROM THE RIGHT WAY OF LIFE. THAT IS ISLAM. (AMIN SUMA AMIN)
Romance / Re: How Do U Handle An Issue As Complex As This? by ladys1(f): 12:32pm On Jan 31, 2012
i am surprise at  what pple post, who say they cant ask you to sign a document on weekends, some bankers goes to work on weekends. There was a girl that wrote NNPC APTITUDE TEST on her wedding day. This is a test that over 5million appilicants, so she is not certain of getting the job but she forfiet her wedding for it. This is a contract worth 20m, o boy i will go and sign it sharp sharp. afterall he is a poor guy so i except pple like him to attend the wedding meaning they will also be late because the will rush down to there bizes b4 coming. Just get the next available flight, can the pple and let they know today is ur day, so they need to make it fast. let ur bestman rush down to a business center and book a flight. Lagos to Abuja is Jus 45mins.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Happy Ramadan Kareem To All Nairalanders by ladys1(f): 12:26pm On Aug 01, 2011
Happy Ramadan to my muslim brothers and sisters.

Wishing you a mth of BLESSING,
4 Wks of HAPPINESS,
30 Days of FORGIVENESS,
720 Hours of GUIDANCES,
43200 Minutes of PURIFICATION,
2592000 Seconds of LIGHT.

RAMADAN KAREEM,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: When Will Torres Score His First Chelsea Goal? by ladys1(f): 2:25pm On Apr 12, 2011
Till thy kingdom come shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked; wen suarze has scored more than 2 goals for liverpool. Torres is yet to. embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Politics / Re: Why You'll Never Vote For Goodluck Jonathan? by ladys1(f): 10:33am On Apr 05, 2011
Because he is a toy, he acts under the power of Obasanjo and pdp; what Nigerians need now is a leader that can lead,have focus not by sugar coated mouth; somebody that knows that there are pple suffering in his country for food, job,housing etc, This person is BUHARI/BAKARE 2011.BB,BB,BB,BB,BB,BB, all the way. This is a former president that cant boast of a house in the capital state just because is leadership is not for his pocket but rather 4 the benefit of his citizens. Why didnt GEJ declare is asset publicly wen his boss Yaradua did. Patience has over 5 houses and shopping mall in the capital jus under 9 mths wen we hav jobless pple in nairaland supporting them to rule Nigeria  for 4 yrs so that their houses and money Will keep growing; while the olodos will keep on hunting for jobs. God has send a Messiahs to us i.e BB do not this golden opportunity coming to us crumble because of foolishless and lack of understanding,
Politics / Re: Buhari/Bakare Live On NTA by ladys1(f): 2:26pm On Mar 17, 2011
Nigerians, lets be realistic, lets keep tribalism and religion sentimant apart, Buhari is the man nigerians need for the betterment of our nation as well as the future of our children. I personally doesnt have anythng against GEJ only dat he is working under the influence of obsanjo i.e repetition of obsanjo regime. He talks wen  Baba ask him to do, eat wen pdp ask him to, sleep well Babagida ask him to, arrest pple wen pdp think the person is a threat to them. Pls my  fellow Nigerians is this the person we want to rule us again for 4 yrs, , for the pass 12 yrs, pdp as being ruling how is edo express road dat link almost all part of the state, how many youth are jobless and hw many are employed. How is the stability of water and light. I stay in abuja Garki II,  the house rent is 1.6m and the last time we had water was 2wks back, light has been on and off. Lets flash back to Buhari regime  and when he was PTDF chairman and compare it with PDP regime. The last time i went to ABU Teaching hospital the bed sheet on one of the beds reads PTDF, dat was around 1993, i compared it wit others dat was there i.e donated 2007 those ones are already looking tattered. This is a person dat was once a president and cannot boost of having a house in Abuja. Even the likes of Babagiga, Atiku, Obsanjo etc, will not want him to win because they knw dat they will roit in jail except they vomit all the money they stole. I pray god willl c us thru,
Business / Re: Union Bank Is On Strike? by ladys1(f): 10:37am On Dec 16, 2010
The women is really sucking the bank dry, slash staff salary every month, reduce their allowances, bring in her own people to be top mgt without having any banking experience, and Sanusi is not saying anything because he bought her in. I do not blame the workers on gooing on strike, they need to to deal wit her if Sanusi will not.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by ladys1(f): 12:36pm On Sep 24, 2010
this jen sef, she is jus like Nkiru Sylvester always crying, cry cry cry cry cry she is already crying to code saying they dont like her because they all nominated her. oh girl grow up. anyway i still like u sha. wil vote u back to the house b/4 mama lerato and rival sheila furstrate ur life in the barn,
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by ladys1(f): 10:48am On Sep 20, 2010
MY COUNTRY PPLE WHY THIS HATRENE SS FOR MUNYA, THIS GUY IS NOT DAT BAD AS YOU PAINT HIM. MWISHO IS THE GREEN SNAKE UNDER GREEN GRASS. I DONT MIND WHAT Y SAY, I AM A NIGERIAN BUT MUNYA ROCKS ALL THE WAY. MUFC, cool cool cool cool
I DONT REALLY LIKE THAT UTI OF A THING IS MOUTH IS TO BIG ALWAYS ABUSING PPLE HE IS NOT A GUD REP OF OUR COUNTRY. KELVIN IS 100% BETTER THAT ABEG.

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