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Sagamite your record wont sell!

My email is in my profile

Stalkers will be blocked

Where are the other ladies?

Debo you are finished. hissssssssssss

Isnt this the husband who beats the shit out of you?

With RAzz Nigerian chat up lines I can't wait LMAO

Sagamite : Hello

LadyT: Hi

Sagamite: Nice to meet you

LadyT: Nice to meet you too

Sagamite: You kow I just loff you so much sha

LadyT: Hisssssssss

Sagamite:
When we get there, and one of them sees you, you will just hear:



Lawd mi Gad, Jah kiss mi neck!!!

LadyT? Lady TTTT?

Rude Gal, lissen mi nuh ya miss mi.

Mi a think abat ya and yuh bumbum all the time since ya leaf mi.

Lissen gal, yuh bumbum waan mi, miss mi and ya nuh dat.

Let mi a see yuh bumbum. Ya shake it up, shake it up, shake it up fi mi.

Gif me yuh digits, mi wants to see ya.

Make mi fi yuh meetup and mi a roc-ya-boat aftor mi take mi ganja.

Mi a make ya mi No.1 beeeabi-mama, all dem oda 15 beeeabi-mamas no fi compare to ya. I-man no even pay dem rass-clot child support, ya nuh.

How dem expect mi for support 15 beeeabies?

But mi shall pay ya support, because mi luf ya.




LadyT go just dey sweat and shake with excitement.

Oniranu ni e

Better not show up on the day of the NL bash because I will deal with you!

Sagamite:
So you are trying to avoid your Jamo exes, you don't want to re-fall in love?

Sharrap there LMAO!

July is best sha!



Anywhere but Peckham, Brixton or Dalston.

No club either.

Nope I dont have any sisters just brothers and I have found most of my friends are male. I do have female friends but my very best friend I didnt meet (shes a girl) till I was like 19.

Its no big deal.

As long as its not Peckham or Brixton we should be ok.

Oh please people who wont attend bitching about venue.

Anyway I like the bar idea and July is very good

no pick venue people will fall in line. we all know most are all talk anyway

Busy_body:
Err, some do/used to do and if they have stopped doing that because of that bleeding elf & safety rule, some private halls come with a beer garden. Or we could go to one of those parks in Central London.

I know u are keen to have it in a club, but how are we gonna see/hear each other I hear NL has a lot of made men and I am only going for that reason so how do you expect me to hear the men whisper sweet nothing into my ears or more importantly, how am I gonna hear them when they are givingtelling me their number Abeg no spoil show for me

I am not even waiting for tomorrow to land, I am calling my lawyer now

Nah club is a bad idea

No pub will allow a private BBQ

George_D:
That's because you don't understand the mindset of these so-called
'celebrities'. Ordinarily, it shouldn't be necessary to use a 'reality show'
to pick a bedmate, but the thrill is in the 'sampling' of potential willing
gullible ladies who are there for the asking. Plus, what's more exciting
a lady paying a celebrity just to sample her? That's what you are doing
when you pay 5k to apply.

As for other nations doing it, yes you're right about that. Afterall, we all
know what happened to Ofuneka in BB2A.

Just goes to show how stupid Africans can be.

I believe its a way to gather Hype and get everyone talking about Dbanj.

You all diss him but is it not 2face with 5757493587349 kids and 7589325784 babymothers.

Dbanj is smart give the guy a break.

Debo no to the BBQ it will be a mess. None of us (well maybe two or three of us) know each other personally so who the hell pays for the food? Who brings the equiment?

I still think a resturant is best we all pay our own way.

Forget the bringing food some will bring and some wont bring so Im sure there wont be enough food.

Plus the risk of food posioning is so high I can't bear the thought.

Why are Nigerians so stupid?

All other nations can have reality shows without everyone thinking stupid things.

Does he really need to waste money to find a bedmate?


Sports car, diamond ring and 5million naira?

A meal at MisterBiggs will do most girls!

Forget someones house too risky.  Its best in a resturant I think or a bar.  Park is foolish because who will bring the BBQ equipment?  Also a gang of blacks in the park making noise we will all be arrested before you can say nairaland.

If this actually happens why not?

Not sure how you can socialise in a Club with all that loud music.

Surely a nice chilled out bar where people can get food is better. You can also hear yourselves talk.

You are damn right I cannot sit in the toilets you stand up all day cleaning.  

Damn someone is hating right now LMAO

Oya I await your silly immature response or will you suprise us?

Keep talking when you are bored sign in with you other 382893028 user names and keep talking crap.  King of the cyber world.


Baboon.




Starstuck I hit a nerve so let him rant and be a man.  This is the only place he could ever approach me so its cool  

St☆rStruck:
Shouldn't you guys be looking at parks or something of that sort where you can have a proper cookout?

You really think these people are serious!

At least I dont need multiple Id's to support my wack points.




Loser

~Sauron~:
Watch me spray jizz on your face. . . . . .
U better get a gym class before the D-day so u can be a part of this historic event.
LadyT and a pregnant cow have the same characteristics.

Stiffen your middle-finger and sit on it, u LovePeddler!!!

A resounding YES!!!!

So what date will you be on day release.

Seriously I would shut up if I were you

Sauron talk all the crap you want here we all know you cant say shit to my face.

I actually weigh 48 stone and its snaggletooth 419ers like you that I dig.

Now I know Omo Ibo is white LMAOOOO@Tosser

Camberwell?

You wish!Ignore him secretz

What I love is all these boys blowing grammer will be nowhere to be found on the day all will be hiding in sarf london