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Nobody even tried solving the joke, na wa ooo, does that mean we have dull nairalanders

Hmmm, really touching story.....

jayriginal: How could you have been that gullible?

Even reading the reviews of that app should have told you that it was a joke.

And your point is...

ibietela2: Chai ogami... Throwaway that AVG and get Avast anti-virus, root your phone and install the tracker, you can drop your phone anywhere you want.

Hmm, I have always been an AVG fan since when I got my first lappy... And I don't really know much about this rooting ish.....

Well, rooting will be later shaa..

i use a tecno Q1, and all i can say is WOOOOOOOOOOW

I once downloaded an app that can convert my screen into a solar panel.... and it woked!!! i later uninstalled it because my AVG antivius was seriously warning me that its an intrusive adware.......

the only reason why i am still holding my bold3 is because all my BBM contacts ae begging me to come back........ thats all

sigolisis: Thank u dr Alutacontinua


I'm already doing that but I dnt know abt uniben,unilorin and UNN, pls I need help from anyone who knows abt their academic calendars. Another question I want to ask is about the transcript and courses."Is chemistry part of the relevant science courses for DE in medicine? What exactly do they look out for in the academic transcript, d reason is bcs I want to be sure dat I'm eligible, I have 2.1 in chemistry but my year one result was nt good, I'm afraid, my introductory to biology was E. Pls I need enlightenment please

uniloin runs a september/may calendar, but accepts only 2.1 in anatomy, physiology, biochemistry, zoology and microbiology.......

i dont think they accept chemistry

Adenikkee: They was a day i ask him, i said did u luv me? He said yes, i now said bt wat will i do 4 u 2 luv me the more he said if only i can pass my jamb, bt now i didnt pass it, he nw said hmmm my baby since u didnt pass ur jamb i dnt think things can work again, now i dnt knw wat to do becoz i luv him very wel. Pls was he dat he never luvd me b4?

OPPA GBAGAUN STYLE!!!!!!

But seriously, i'm so sorry about your heartbreak, dont worry, your knight-in-shining-armour is on the way!!!!

but for now.......... READ YOUR BOOKS!!!!!!!!!

Gleefreak125: Thanks alot ma'am, I'm jst totally confused cos I rily gave alot 2 make sure I get gud grade in jamb bt now, I'm jst not hapi doe sanguine. I dont knw wat courses 2 choose 4rm d faculties u mentioned above doe I'd av luvd 2 still choose a para-medical course 4rm whicheva uni my score is gud enof 4. I already chose MCB & BCH in my DE n I dont tink I'd lyk chose dem again in jamb, I'd av preferd a medical course even bt I cant use my result(SLT) 4 it so I opted 4 those science courses. I still luv medicine irrespective of wat jamb had done bt it seems 2 b slippin 2ru my fingers again. Pls Dr Alutacontinua, Dr Lagusta et al what do u fink I shuld do wif d change of course or shuld I jst forsake jamb n start prayin concernin my DE?

Boss, don't worry, all will be well....

I'll advice u to spread your tentacles....

I believe some schools allow SLT for DE..... U can try them out!!!

As for unilorin, if they reduce the cut-off, thank God, but if not, then u may have to do a COC, anatomy or physiology are okay.... And u kno unilorin has a fast calendar, so u won't kno when 4yrs have breezed thru, after service, then u can come back for DE, with a 2.1 tho....

All da best!!!!

Shebi dat one na torchlight......

There are some hospitals that use KEROSENE LANTERN to even perform cesearean section.... No be today jare......

Instead of the government to spend on health, education, etc; some governors are busy flying to london for a minor head cut just because he refused to pay salaries to doctors...

NAIJA I HAIL THEE!!! *sipping garri and kuli, watching my black and white TV*

alutacontinua:

Dt is what makes the world go round na. Who wants to specify in medico tins? Dem go just wear person out unnecesarily!

Na so ojare.... Kari gooooooo

alutacontinua: I'm sorry, bro...
Yes, obtain a change of course form. It depends on whichever course you think you can go into. You could try some courses in Faculty of Agriculture or Sciences. Don't give up on your hopes yet. You can still pursue it.

Hmm, alutacontinua, from medic to romance.....

I see u in HIGH-DEFINITION BLU-RAY ooooo!!!!

Gleefreak125: Is all hope lost? Has my medical dreams been dashed? I scored 210 in jamb 4 medicine in Unilorin & UI. Shuld I jst get d Change of course form n wat courses can I change 2? I'M FED UP

boss, m so sorry for what happened, in fact, alot of my friends scored less than 180..... dunno why

well, lets see what will happen shaa, i pray unilorin considers pple ooo, I AM ALSO FED UP!!!!!!!

callydon: Am writing dis wit my airtel subscription.
and i don't think u need to do any configuration cos i didn't do configuration on mine.i jst subscribed n started browsing.
Thanks.

Boss u r da bomb.... I changed it back to default, and it started browsing immediately..... AIRTEL ROCKS!!!!

callydon: to subscribe to d airtel 1GB BIS, jst dial *440*4# it costs #1200
to check ur balance dial *141*712*0#
Tak Kia.

Yeah, thanx, but its not browsing!!!! I changed the APN to blackberry.net, what do I do now

Abeg make my 1200 no burn ooo!!!

Hey guyz, I'm back again.....

I am trying to subscribe to airtel BSM, sending BSM to 440, but it aint going..... My credit is still intact tho....

It just replies saying "process is unsuccessful" does it mean I have to use a BB to subscribe or.....

Hey guyz, plss help check for my friend...

35575593JA

Thanx....

Emmysteve: i dont get u, are u saying u browse with the fone frm 7am to about this time and ur batter still remain 99percent9

The MTN network in my area is terrible, so I am not browsing at high speeds.....

When I switch to airtel, I'll test the ba3 again...

Hi guyz....

My Q1 is ok to me ooo, in fact, I charged the battery to 100% since yesterday, switched it off overnight, switched it back on at 7am, now its 99%....

But I wanna ask how many Gigs does airtel BSM give, m thinking of using that... MTN sucks!!!

adexsimply: dont knw if you guys av already tried this out, but i just found anoda feature in Q1: you dont need to download any screenshot app, just hold down the VOLUME DOWN + POWER keys simultaneously...

eheeeeeeen?? ??

ok, will try it now.......

^^^^ I typed the above post using the Q1, and I am typing this using my BBbold3.....

Not with any BBS or BBM or whatever ooo, but with the wifi HOTSPOT!!!

Yep, I connected my Q1 to both my BB and nokia c3, and its working very well......

I even did 2go without a sim card on the c3....

So its confirmed, this phone has a HOTSPOT!!!!!

yeah guyz...... i just got the phone, m really enjoying it seriously!!!!!

the flash is not too bright, but its still better than nothing tho

and who says this baby doesn't have a hotspot

Q: why hasnt this classic joke hit the frontpage yet

A: because the mod posts only his own crappy jokes there, since he is a dictator....

#LOBATAN

Hey guyz, i just got the phone now.... 15K, havent operated it yet, i have to charge the battery very well...

But i doubt if it has wifi hotspot ooo

U guyz dont know this guy lady.... If she is even a lady....

Just click on her moniker and see for yourself, from the romance to the jokes section!!!

Facebook is dead or dying... NAIRALAND ROCKS!!!!!

Lol....

All of the above....

One bluetooth device, two bluetooth devices....

Montalo: Another useless thread created by another jobless punk. So na for only yabatech wey school stress dey?

guy why nah, make we laff small joor, dont be too serious nah...

50calibre: Useful hints!

- Except your father is wealthy, don't do medicine.
- Except you are willing to spend 6-7 years + a further 2 or 3 years due to strike, don't do medicine
- Except you are willing to work for a private hospital that would pay you peanuts, don't do medicine
- Except you are going to leave Nigeria to some other countries when you graduate, don't do medicine.

But if you insist, then the simple thing is STUDY HARD.

now let me reply you....

1) i lost both parents, and i just finished, as far as you are focused, you can study medicine without a father

2) throughout my stay in unilorin medical school, i never smelt strike, so whats your point

3) no need to work in a private hospital, establish on your own and be your own boss!!!

Moreover, house officers earn 175K CONMESS, so please whats your point

4) na by force to commot??!!? You can make it as a doctor here in Nigeria: Dr kuku (lagos), Dr balogun (ilorin) are multi-millionaires, so WHATS YOUR FREAKING POINT!!!!

DJDOLA: Medcine

hey!!! Thats my course, and i'm happy!!!!