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O boy na wa ooo, I have started my part III final MBBS professional examination, my final exam in medical school by God's grace......

Community health racked my brain today, I go face almighty surgery 2morro.....

Emzybrown, hesjay, lomaxx, oluafolabi, toyib, alutacontinua, dr gboy and others.... I need prayers oooo

Idyllic: Thank you very much. Please what is your 2go ID? I will add you immediately.

Idris930

Idyllic: Sir Lagusta, thank you for my previous questions about Residency you answered. Please I would like to know how much SENIOR REG DOCTORS AND JUNIOR REG DOCTORS RESPECTIVELY are presently earning in Nigeria. Pls others that have an idea about this should comment. I urgently need to know. Thanks.

Wooow, sorry I can't disclose that here in a public forum.......

But you can add me on 2go, whatsapp, BBM, and I'll give u a lowdowm!!!

BedLam: First of all, no thanks to Wole Soyinka.! cultism is becoming so rampant these days, even pastors children, I know alot of em who cant even kill a fly at home but hey! they are veteran assassins . I believe lack of contentment is one reason people "belong ", you want to have the latest gadging, the cutest (runs) babe, you want to follow up etc. I even wonder what you are following up? one thing is that an "INJEWS MAN" can never trouble a "JEW" unless you step on his toe! nothing is as sweet as freedom! I can't enter a place where there is no exit. tell me what else is sweeter than freedom?

10billion likes for this!!!!!

Wallahi, nothing is sweeter than freedom!!!!

Why enslaving yourself because you want to "belong" or feel among?? ?

Is it because of the money, fame, power, or the beautiful babes?? ?

Instead of cultism, let's embrace unionism and welfarism......

OF THE GREATEST NIGERIAN STUDENTS!!!!!!

I've seen it before, but its still funny meeeeehn!!!!

Valiantvaliant: ROTFLMAO!!! and i thought that word was censored

The word censored is hom.ose.xual

Acidosis: I lost a nearby neigbour some few
years back (in a similar case). Same
status (500level) but not a singer.. He
was stabbed to death at the front of
the campus gate (different school).

Thats why I shake my head when people open their gullible mouth to insult people who love their safety by attending a privately secured school...

I remember running countless times at school from gun shots all because of degree...

I remember the day a thief pointed a pistol on my head because of laptop in a room I rented with my father's money (Not their Fadas')..
No Public school (uni) is safe in
Nigeria...

If you love your child's security here in the country, take them to Covenant uni, American university of Nigeria or other good private schools where they do not breed cultists, touts and hooligans (if you've the cash).


RIP man,

May God grant your parent, relatives, friends and fans the fortitude to bear the unexpected loss..
(Amen)

@bolded,

When people spew trash like this I just laaaaffff!!!!

Are you trying to tell me that those private unis have no cult activities Please don't mislead innocent souls!!!

I had a friend who had to transfer from covenant to my school just because of cult activities, he was a management student. another from igbinedion, but he was a 400L medic before transferring, starting from 100L, now he is a doctor....

So please, cut the crap..... RIP damooche, all ogba go miss u

Na wa oooo, see fugly gorillaz!!!!

^^ just try nah

Crack this code and work for the FBI, CIA, EFCC, SSS and innoson motors!!!!

Madness at its peak!!!!!

Hey, why are u guyz voting physiotherapy nah, me I like mls ooo

In fact I won't mind specializing in hematology oooo

Oga inspired, the day is coming I will pre-order my own bugatti veyron....


Seriously loving this!!!!!

ayodeji752: it's nt abt me but a cousin of mine.dont let us decieve ourselves,no nigerian is going for a course primarily because of d passion but d pay,respect,job satisfactn etc why are medical doctors leavin hospitals for telecom companies?why are nigeria doctors leavin d country for america and europe?why are nigeria doctors always go on strike to demand a beta pay?why are some doctors insist on no money no operatn even if d patients are dying?if it is anounced 2day dat any medical doctors in d country wont earn more dan 50k monthly wil u stil be in d profession?pls advice d litu girl to choose d beta option cos she was offered both courses in unilag and oau

You see, this is the problem with this country.....

If there were many job opportunities, research labs, etc, why would a microbiology graduate work in a bank

Nowadays, the typical nigerian mentality is MONEY DRIVEN, no money, no hope, so guyz want to get rich quick, even kill themselves cos of money...

I am not saying money is bad, but too much of it is even worse, if a doc is going for the course because of money, he will never be fulfilled...

Well, both mls and physio have good future prospects, oney, comfort and all, just tell your cuz to choose the one that'll suit her well.....

Ibro4peak: 2 Dr.lagusta,gud evening sir.pls I want 2 ask my chances in unilorin as I want 2 choose unilorin as 1st nd second choice and going 4 medicine with o'level of dis grades.physics b3,geography b3 and d rest c parallel.although I am curently in unilorin in xmstry dept.pls I need ur advice as I am die hard passionate 4 d course.

Please just score 240 jamb and about 70 postjamb, then pray hard and get connected, that's it boss

Tenthed.... Swahili

lathyph: G'day medaics in da building,pls i want u 2 shed more light on "Barium enema" is it most for a patient of dis ailment to go for surgery cos that was what they told my grandpa today...ur contributions will b appreciated!

A barium enema is a radiological procedure which is used to visualize the large intestine, from the ileo-cecal junction to the anal canal.....

A radio-opaque material, usually a barium compound, is instilled into the rectum through the anus and is made to flow through the whole large intestine, then an X-ray is taken....

It is usually used to diagnose any form of fecal obstruction, like polyps, cancers, myomas, haemorrhoids, etc

Who is that black dude shining eyes like a benz 911 truck

Quite funny tho.....

I don't think its is an almond oooo, almonds are nuts, this fruit is a fleshy fruit, me too i am a bit confused

Serves the father right for slapping the poor chick....




9ce joke there!!!!

Sorry boss, I am a learner, I can't download these pics on neither my BB nor my nokia c3, plss what do I do

labodinho: Tanx Doc Lagusta,am glad i got dis very reply.Ma cos actually is physiotherapy wich i knw am der by God's grace.What level can i cross to MBBS and watz d target point i need to ve in physiotherapy before i can cross?.........d skul is unilag.

Hmmmmm, don't know much about unilag (or maulag)

But I believe you can cross if you make As in the core courses, and I know you can do it!!!!

The maulag dudes can verify pleeeeeeease.... Thanx!!!

Let me also add mine.... If u won't mind

Nice pics.....

Pls can u send them to BBpin 32e96125 or whatsapp 07033422401..... Thanx a lot, really love them

labodinho: Helo Doc's,yur boy is here again o mak una help me out.Ma qustn- i ve bought jamb form unluckyly i fill in for physio,kan i buy DE for dis same year for MBBS? I'm an OND S.L.T and upper all through but waitin for ma last semesta result wich bt God's grace Upper too........Plz kan any luck kum in such reasoning?

Some schools may accept OND SLT while some others don't....

If you believe your school will surely accept SLT, please go ahead....

Moreover, one can still crossover to medicine fro physiology if you are a straight A student...

CHEERSSSS!!!!!!

NO OOOOO GUYZ, that's not my final exam oooo....

My final exams start on the 4th of march, that exam was my clinical exam, the examiners were just yabbing me seriously, one even said I will never graduate, but I stll passed it, NA GOD OOOO!!!!

But thanx for all the support....

EVERYBODY MAKE UNA HELEP ME THANK GOD OOOOOO!!!!!

I never believed I would pass that surgery I was lamenting about, I even passed it more than the medicine!!!! What a miracle!!!!

Dr lomaxx has really done a good job, kudos boss!!!

Alutacontinua, ebsuguy, oluafolabi, Dr Gboy... Where una dey nah?? ?? ?

That's my UNILORIN.... BETTER BY FAAAAAARRRR!!!!!


But why did bisoye win, I wanted fatoye bernard to win..... Anyway shaaa

Hehehe, I love this!!!

The madam wise up once!!!!

Valiantvaliant: ROTFLMAOAGMAWJMPJAGMJMAWGJANWAJAM!!
Seriously This deserves to make front page.

Meaning?

Valiantvaliant: Really hillarious! if you want likes you've got to work for it. One way is by making reasonable comments on the frontpage especially on the first page of the topic in question. Your comment must be related to the topic. There was a time i got 25likes for posting a joke concerning the topic on frontpage.

Right now I have up to 52 likes, cos my post was among the first in the thread concerning "rich" unilag students, and still counting!!!!

mayorkings: Hi all, i'm studying Dentistry and Dental surgery in Uniben. Here, dentistry and mbbs are schools in the college of Medicine. I wud like to know how they are separated and unified in your schools.

Welcome boss!!!!

How I wish our college also have a dentistry department, we just started B.Sc nursing like 3yrs ago.....