₦airaland Forum

tchidi: Will u believe that I saw the result of a student from one of these schools, d boy had just a D7 in islamic studies, the rest where F's.... After d millions paid as school fees... I'll just send him to Pilot Science sec sch Kuchikau!

LOLOLOLOL

vislabraye: Have you been slamming them

nope, m a virgin...

adeaugustus: Our MCQ is like the combination of the two formats, Such that you write T/F in front of the correct option. E.g.

About Nairaland:
(a) It's a social network...... F
(b) it's owned by the govt....F
(c) It's owned by Seun......F
(d) Owned by Seun Osewa....T
(e) It's a forum for 9jerian.....T

so we choose the right options by writng T/F infront of all the options, any wrong option will lead to penalty of -0.5 so no room for guess work.... Happy sunday boss

in fact, you are absotivelinfitessimalutely correct!!!!




Happy sunday to you too boss!!!

Someone mentioned something about male nurses.....

I once worked in a private hospital. I had this colleague who was a handsome male nurse, three female nurses were fighting over this guy meehn, see as i just dey laff...

In our profession, doctors and nurses, we are taught all sorts of explicit things, e.g physiology of sexu.al inte.rco.urse, anatomy of the s.e,x organs, etc. And also nurses have to care for patients, even if that wound is on the preak!!!!

Emzybrown: DR LAGUSTA SO YOU DEY SLAM FEMALE NURSES MAN YOU ARE A BAD DOC

doc emzybrown, i sight u in 5D

me be gentle guy ooo, omo mummy to the core, but those nurses....

herkeym001: Most Nurses and Doctors are very bad, I stay at orile and I have much experience about those local nurses and their doctors. Won bad gan ni. Almost every guy wey dey my compound don secs nurse maryam including me. She's the worst have ever seen in my life.

boss u dont have to mention her name nah

adaobi123: Stop watching po.rn

i dont watch porn, i just finished medical school, so i know what i am saying....

Imagine ooo, i neva become doctor ooo, what if i am now inducted, na matron go follow baa

pekelepekele: Nurses are bad , Doctors are the worst people on earth when it comes to being promiscuous they sex like dogs ., Some hospitals are not even doing well because the doctors there are accepting sex as payment to treat female patients.

haba nah, not all doctors nah...

Nonybb: Many of u have been watching american p.orn and u think the nurse u see on por.n movies are the same u could see outside. Better change ur mentality and stp watching porn.ograPHY. Nurses are good and proffesional and i wouldnt mind marrying one

just go and date a nurse, just one nurse plsss, just one....

adaobi123: There's nothing wrong. Nurses are hard working people. There are a major help with assisting the doctors in hospitals. Nurses should be praised more for their hard work. Kudos !

Nurses are promiscuous ? Really ? What a joke.

babe, i am sorry to say this, but alot of nurses have asked me out, while others just want me to bang them and go, daz all, those babes are promiscuous meeeehn....

Nurses are also well respected here in nigeria, they are also well paid, at least to an extent......

As for the promiscuity stuff, hmmm, no comment!!!

As for the birth control, thats a BIG FAT LIE!!!! Nurses dont take those stuff, cos they also know the side effects, and they also have better alternatives e.g diaphragm, IUCD, implants, female condoms, etc

labodinho: Plz o,watz d MCQ n cadava......sry,ama learner.

MCQ: multiple choice questions..... Just like WAEC objectives, some are in the 1in5 format i.e options A B C D E, while others are in the true/false format.... You can write about 500mcqs in one sitting, maybe 2hrs shaa

cadavers: human dead bodies you dissect during anatomy class, you see everything raw, yes i mean RAW!!! Stomachs, lungs, muscles, nerves, intestines, even brains!!!!

Condensed milk

Hey congrats sweet sis, better days ahead, more cool jobs, more cars, more houses, and of course... A good husband and sweet kids like you....

Yeah, i like this....

Frontpage thingssss... Lets laugh a little

kevoh: I don't think so, with the amount of money being collected as fees I am certain the schools will teach well not necessarily better than your average school though.

Also people will tell you they don't teach well due to 'Bad Belle-ism' . Ask any of the 'Bad-Belles' how they came to that conclusion when they never sent their wards/kids to such schools and gain a first-hand experience of the teaching style and you will get a silly response from them.

well, true shaa....

kevoh: Hey, I did Latin in secondary school then but my school fees were never high yet I can speak French and know a bit of Latin. It was a catholic boarding school though, hence the low fees but quality education. Heard they pay about 60K per term now. That is still low now abi? In my time we paid 15 to 17k per term.

Why do I keep returning to this thread despite the 'Mind my busines and mind my pocket' slogan .

yeah, we are driving home the same train....

If a school can charge 60K for quality education, and of course to pass at SSCE level, then i'm all for it, rather than paying over 5M, even if i were to be richer than bill gates....

I'd rather send my child abroad than spend that kind of money, i even heard those schools dont teach well sef....

Even if they use british, american, czechoslovakian, or tajikstanian curiculum, its still the same physics, chemistry, biology, economics, geography, history, commerce, accounting, religious studies, etc that is being taught everywhere.... The only difference being language barrier.....

And, british curiculum adds some subjects such as latin... Wetin i go use latin do, abi i be obaiagbon

olawalebabs: Personally, I prefer universities abroad for any science, medical or engineering courses, reason being they have better facilities that can aid learning. As per social sciences and humanities courses, Nigerian universities is the sure bet, here you will be taught something you can easily relates with. Look around most of the foreign technocrat that have make a mark in this country are mostly from the sciences sector, same can be said of those from humanities and social sciences.

sir, i am very sorry to disagree with you concerning medical schools abroad...

Its better for a prospective medical doctor to train in his home soil than overseas, the main reason being that the diseases seen here are totally different from the ones over there....

Here, we have malaria, dengue fever, onchocerciasis, leishmaniasis, etc whereas in the west, they have cystic fibrosis, lyme's disease, rocky mountain spotted fever....

Yes, they have better facilities and seasoned lecturere/tutors, but there are more nigerian medical schools being fully equipped nowadays, some even performing complex surgeries that were once thought impossible on nigerian soil, e.g kidney transplant, cardiac bypass, plastic surgery, etc

yungboss: sure he stuck it there to scare criminals/car snatchers

are u sure

Anyone that scratches that car, either from behind or its side has nothing to lose but his/her life!!!

Funny but true.... Especially wives being fearless and husbands being shameless...

Your shadow??

Na soap, dettol and water me dey use ooo..... Cos i be clean fine boooyyy!!!!

Tolexander: The jazz that amazes me most is that 'oruka amudo'(ring use to catch for bleeping).

The prescription be say, put am for the index finger of the left hand and use an knack any kpekus yarnsh wey you see. The kpekus go just dey follow you up and down until you give am the desired dosage of men's natural pessaries to insert.

yes ooo, that one too dey ooo

but i had a friend who used a white handkerchief instead, he'll just recite a few incantations, rub it on his face and toast the babe, daz all... The babe has been hypnotized unti he gets tired of her. This guy carries all sorts to his room: fat, slim, short, tall, black, yellow, ugly, small bobbs, big yansh.....

Na wa ooo

Yes... Black magic truly exists, it may sound awkward that someone like me is saying this.....

I once had an experience at agege, where some hooligans were making a nuisance out of themselves, in fact, one broke gulder bottle on another's head and the skull was still intact, no scratch, no blood....

What of these OPC guyz, they have african bullet-proof (aye-ota) on them....

So these things exist oooo

alutacontinua: 10qs! Looks lyk we don dey develop small small..
but with the whole scrapping thing dt dey're talking about, is the Jamb still gonna hold dis year

it will still hold this year, then that will be the end if it is successfully scrapped

Antichrist tho...

sats: ow is dis a joke?

just label it craaaP as usual........

valicious1: Guy your joke no sweet go sleep

if the joke no sweet, how e come taste like? Salt?? ??

Comcerning the pics....

I think the short guy has achondroplasia...

The tall one, i am not so sure, but it looks like pfeiffer's or cruzorn's syndrome...

I cant see the pics clearly cos i'm using my c3

deols: Thank u jare. You would be surprised at the konds of preventable diseases that lead to death in hospitals because they fail to seeek medical help early enough.

Gosh! I saw a very young girl wv tetanus and d doctor said the tetanus vaccine d mother failed to take during pregnancy costed only 5 naira after government subsidy. The amount d parents would have to spend later due to their delay is definitely in multiple of many hundreds of that.

Prevention and early treatment are d way innit?

my sister, i also have the belief that this is some sort of scam, but didnt really want to comment cos i wasnt so sure.....

Well, thats how it is in this country, especially here in ilorin, where mothers still give their children cow's urine whenever they have a convulsion, not knowing that it further damages the brain more and more....

NIGERIA I HAIL THEE!!!!

Another april fool's joke, just that this came at a very late hour....

But if this is true, then i give the OP a very warm congratulations for making a discombobulated fvcktard out of himself.....

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