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firstolalekan: [size=26pt]SEUN IS SINGLE AND SEARCHING...[/size]

do u know this can warrant a life ban

But its true tho.... Seun IS single and searching!!!

Please dont tell me all of you fell for this april fool's joke

Tanfikos: Wow, that girl really looks deaf!!

boss u harsh ooo, kilode

@pic, she really looks deaf tho... But i love those titties, bigger than pineapples....

Phoenix6278: Thanks boss. Amen and amen. We will all smile in the end. Take it easy with em unilorin chicks oh. Quickly graduate let's eat rice jor

but boss, your ways are different from mine ooo...

Here in unilorin, we write exams, only one before the 200L final comprehensive exam and two before the 300L professional MBBS exam, apart from the cobes exams....

Its like yours are still better ooo, or what do u think

swtchicgurl: do i blame you? smb

smb: do u mean shaking your butt?? ?

Phoenix6278: Fellow medical students
I'♏ terribly stressed as I write this piece,8 full hours of sleep these days is like a fairy tale. The work load is just too much. I have lab practicals close to 4 times a week, each lab lasting abt 4-5 hours! and u have to stand during practicals ! I never knew it was going to be this tough. Last week we had a BCH test; 300 questions for 2 hours and we will be having anatomy CA on wednesday (200 questions). The annoying part is the dissection classes, Formaline forces tears from my eyes, and its stench can be unbearable at times. At times, I ask the question 'what have I gotten myself into?'
I really needed somewhere to rant and what better place than a forum of medical students who have gone through what I'♏ going through.
I'♏ not broken yet and I don't think I will ever will,beneath the stress I still find joy exploring the human body, we love our cadavar so much that we even gave him a name, there's this joy that comes over you when you see 'the long head of biceps originating from the supraglenoid cavity of scapula' a feeling of fulfilment comes over you when u discover why the kenyans always win long distance races (increase in the rbc production due to them staying in high/mountainous areas), and u marvel at the many reactions going on in the human body (methylation, iodination, hydrolysis and a whole lot of others).
I guess I'll get used to the whole stress and I strongly believe that my passion will override whatever the lecturers throw at me cos I really can't imagine myself studying anything else. I guess I'♏ in love with this course!
Pardon my long post, How's everyone doing! Its been a while

boss, i admire your daring courage, the Good Lored will continue to guard, guide and protect all of us, and also fill us with His wisdom, knowledge and understanding.....

Thats medical school for u tho....

Phoenix6278: Fellow medical students
I'♏ terribly stressed as I write this piece,8 full hours of sleep these days is like a fairy tale. The work load is just too much. I have lab practicals close to 4 times a week, each lab lasting abt 4-5 hours! and u have to stand during practicals ! I never knew it was going to be this tough. Last week we had a BCH test; 300 questions for 2 hours and we will be having anatomy CA on wednesday (200 questions). The annoying part is the dissection classes, Formaline forces tears from my eyes, and its stench can be unbearable at times. At times, I ask the question 'what have I gotten myself into?'
I really needed somewhere to rant and what better place than a forum of medical students who have gone through what I'♏ going through.
I'♏ not broken yet and I don't think I will ever will,beneath the stress I still find joy exploring the human body, we love our cadavar so much that we even gave him a name, there's this joy that comes over you when you see 'the long head of biceps originating from the supraglenoid cavity of scapula' a feeling of fulfilment comes over you when u discover why the kenyans always win long distance races (increase in the rbc production due to them staying in high/mountainous areas), and u marvel at the many reactions going on in the human body (methylation, iodination, hydrolysis and a whole lot of others).
I guess I'll get used to the whole stress and I strongly believe that my passion will override whatever the lecturers throw at me cos I really can't imagine myself studying anything else. I guess I'♏ in love with this course!
Pardon my long post, How's everyone doing! Its been a while

boss, i admire your daring courage, the Good Lored will continue to guard, guide and protect all of us, and also fill us with His wisdom, knowledge and understanding.....

Thats medical school for u tho....

I had a warri friend called john erhudjakpor ovrikpokpotio onowugbedapesiripowaye......

So we decided to call him john.... Abi

Mtscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll just tell her: please can u help me scratch it some more

deols: What is all the go to this church, go to that one about?

Op i think u are suffering from a psychiatric disorder. There definitely is no snake in you. Your condition could be hypochondriasis.

See a psychiatrist please. Dont go to any church. This is how many go to churches until their situation becomes worse.

please dont mind him my sister, he can live his life the way he wishes....

You may be right about the hypochondriasis stuff, but i still hold that he goes for a ct scan, so that we can rule out any tumours or stuff like that....

I think its switchicgurl's fault........





nice joke tho...

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[quote author=Twin-Tiger]Newtons 1st law says-A body remains in its stationary state or in constant motin unless external force is added(intoduced)Then 2nd law says dt"Action n reaction are equal and opposite".Poster I hope ur empty head can apply d laws rightly to d both car.MILLITANT[/quote]kaii, who be dis?? When mature minds are talking, you are here opening your toilet mouth...

The 2nd law states that the product of the mass and acceleration is a constant i.e F=ma

the third law states that action and reaction are equal and opposite....

So please, go back to 2go, or write GCE again,

you just came here abusing everybody, who is the terrorist and the militant now

Ok, now i want Drs ikenna and siena to do justice to this......

Richfella: Na lie!

It's hard to believe both cars were involved in the SAME accident.

Look at the pictures carefully. What part of the Benz hit the Honda?

its SIDE!!!!

coogar: you can easily tell apart the people that skipped physics classes in high school to chase grass-cutters in the bush.

hmmm, now that was harsh, most of us know the law of inertia nah, and that special formula

m1v1+m2v2=v(m1+m2)

so as u can see, energy is conserved, there will only be a common velocity when the two masses collide....

Abi i no get am ni

coogar: park a benz(G-wagon) and let a toyota landcruiser at 90 km/hr ram into it. let's put the durable german materials into test.

but seroiusly, german machines are stronger than those jap stuff...

Oh, and the bulletproof Gwagon go still stand kakaraka like zuma rock, while the landcruiser...... Well, i hope the engine will be spared shaa

Abeg make we bone physics joor, this is practical.... The materials used to make a german machine are more durable, stronger and even more appealing to the eyes than those japanese toys

are u now trying to tell me that if it rammed into a trailer, na the trailer go first spoil baa?

Abeg make una no vex me for here ooo

labodinho: Pls dis is to all u Dr in d house,save we d learner o.Jamb is approachin,i need yur prayers all.I wanna kum bck here and celebrate ma success.I'm not a loser and shall neva be by His Grace we are all Victors.Plz i need yur prayers for UTME and P-UTME.God bless u all.

boss, dont worry nah, u've passed already, i also pray i pass mine too tho, i pray we all pass, by God's grace.....

Nikkie29: Paid in dollar while working in 9ja?

boss, if u work for any international organisation, you are paid in international currency nah.....

Nikkie29: 10kss and plss where can I work?

you can work in hospitals, especially primary health centres...

You can also work in health agencies, NGOs, and of course WHO, UNICEF, etc and be paid in dollars!!!!!!!

omicron: Technically, they arent sterile, rather they are infertile. This is because they actually produce germ cells (oocytes), but these get exhausted even before puberty is reached. By that time, their ovaries are streak and they have no more oocytes, and oocytes are not produced after birth. So i reason that if it's possible to harvest their oocytes at any stage before they are destroyed, and then preserve it, then they can actually have own children. Moreover, Turner's with mosaics may even do better than complete XO's since the chromosomal anomaly isnt total in that case.

hmmm, i used to believe they were sterile ooo, thanx for the correction

and yes, mosaics have a better prognosis than full-time turners

Nikkie29: NOU is national open uni
Do u mean I can't get a good job witout going 4 masters?
Is comm health equivalent to comm medicine?

of course u can get a good job, but it will be better if u do your MPH, its just an advice

and yes, community health is the same as community medicine, only spellings differentiate the two terms....

Nikkie29: @Lagusta......10kss 4 d reply
I jxt got an admission to study d course in NOU, but my fwends advice me not 2 go 4 it bcs d course is not well recognised in nigeria and I av been disturbed since then.....
Where can I work wit Bsc Comm health witout masters?

does NOU mean national open university??

But all the same, community medicne is also good ooo, just that you wont be given the prestige of a doctor....

People study this course in good foreign unis like havard, john hopkins, etc, so dont let anyone decieve you about it ooo.....

Like i said, you should try and get an MPH if u really need a good job....

I can never use my money to gamble, lailai!!!!

centje: i actually never knew of such type of cardiomyopathy,but i researched and got it's a stress induced cardiomyopathy.

in fact, that question got my brains boiling!!!!

Now back to turner's, apart from finger clubbing and webbed neck, they also have short stature, widely-spaced ni.pp:les, may be mentally retarded,, and, unfortunately, they are sterile, they can never have children.....

Hope i am correct sir!!!!

Let me also share this simple test with you......

Get a clean white handkerchief, ask a smoker to blow in a puff, but not inhaling deeply, tell him to blow the smoke out on the hankie, you'll see brown and red spots on the handkerchief, these are the tars and resins that cause cancer.......

Now get another handkerchief, tell the smoker to puff in again, this time inhaling deeply, ask him to blow onto the handkerchief, you won't see any spots on it, where have the spots gone to now.........

There are alot of toxins in a stick of cigarette, but i wanna share just three of these poisons


1) NICOTINE: this is the substance that makes people get addicted to cigarettes, it elevates blood pressure by narrowing peripheral vessels, especially those of the hands and feet, thats why if u touch the hand of a smoker after a stick, it feels cold....

When these vessels are narrowed, the heart needs extra force to pump blood to the tissues, this increases blood pressure and may also lead to heart failure


2) AMMONIA: this chemical damages the so-called cilia, which look like hairs that filter dust, pollen and even bacteria we breathe, when these cilia are burned off, nothing is left to filter anything, so.........


3) TARS AND RESINS: now these are the carcinogens, they cause cancer.... Shikenah


so, do u still want to smoke?

Boss, i'll advise u go to a hospital, do a CT scan and MRI, so that we can see whats inside your body.
If possible, do an upper GI endoscopy, but these tests will cost an arm and a leg ooo......

If u dont have much money, just do either an MRI or an upper GI endoscopy, cos doing only blood tests may not detect anything....

Dr. Centje, lets yarn more stuff, please tell me a little about tako tsubo cardiomyopathy, we were asked during our final MBBS