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Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 11:45am On Jan 10, 2013
deltadegre: Boss you are my senior colleague but i would still want to stress my point because though the kind of school you attend matters but i think for any medical school to be accredited by council they must have reached the minimum qualifications like staff as well as teaching hospital. Boss for you to advice somebody to fill a school only because they have carried out a successful kidney transplant that i think its a fallacy, let me prove my point before you gained admission to uniilorin i dont think they had any breakthrough in kidney transplant. if that is the yardstick to measure a medical school then i dont think if schools like UNN, UI,OAU,UNIBEN to mention but a few big name would be advice able to do medicine cos they are yet to record a breakthrough in kidney transplant but those it mean these schools are not good enough huh?. Big Boss i would rather you advice these upcoming ones to consider schools that have full accreditation not name. you and i know that studying medicine in nigeria is not something really to write home about, you claim you school have neurosurgeons, how many of your colleagues can carry out neurosurgeryhuh?. all we need as medical students in nigeria is to graduate and go to a better country to get specialized in something very good. Some times last two years i read from the news paper the registrar of medical and dental council of nigeria lamenting inadequacy of medical staff in the country he said it himself that we have only 9 resident neurosurgeons in nigeria where as only Sheffield university in london has 15. let me use this opportunity to wish you success in you final MB i hope immediately after your graduation you would go abroad to good countries to advance in you study then you would reason back all i have said if you are studying in nigerian the surviver of you ways is in you hand not the school, though the school has its part to play but we need do ours. once more SUCCESS
boss,i really understand what you are saying, and i am not saying my school(unilorin)is the best in the world..... well, maybe i misunderstood northern teaching hospitals shaa....

i really wish to travel to the north, cos i love their culture and way of life, really have to see things for myself....
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 10:20pm On Jan 07, 2013
1050mu: Sorry o.. Best f luck as u write ur final mb
.. Wishn u d very best.
Thanx boss!!! That's what I really need now... YOUR PRAYERS!!!

Thanx again!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: When Was The Last Time You Chop Cane And Wetin You Do? No Lie O! by Lagusta(m): 9:49pm On Jan 07, 2013
Omo, last time I chop cane was wen I dey ss3... Na air force I attend ooo, na so my biology teacher talk one gbagaun, na so everybody laaaaf.... My teacher come paara, come give all of us 5 strokes of cane... Omo the thing enta my yansh meeeehn....
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 8:41pm On Jan 07, 2013
1050mu: Mehn ur question is ridiculous.. If a teaching hosp does not have any of this .is it qualified to b termed as one?
The media has brainwashed u guys.. Thinkn d north is stil in the stone age era abi... This sad mehn .
Ask ur frnd or any doc dt has bn 2 any of ur aforementioned hosp.. Or wen u r on brk go to any of d teaching hosp f ur choice n c for ursef....
Don't modify your post sir, u r entitled to your own opinion.. Its really sad... Thank you
Boss, abeg no vex ooo, I no kno say e go vex you like this.....


Well, you may be right... Maybe the northern medical schools are well equipped, with a lot of scholars as lecturers and tutors...

I even want to do my housejob there...
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 5:53pm On Jan 07, 2013
1050mu: Hey medics r nt nerds.. They don't have a particular way they talk.
I v bn following this thread for a while, ur contributions are quite superb, but by u saying u don't trust those other schools when u ve never bn there is really sad..bros that's y this cn3 is in ds state..
FYI , I m a medic too. 500lvl frm abu..
@ aluta I v heard u..
Ok, does your school hav a neurosurgeon, plastic surgeon, CAT scan, MRI, mammograph... Have they ever performed a successful kidney transplanthuh

Is there any northern school with the above postshuh

If yes, then I'll review my post..
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 12:42pm On Jan 07, 2013
deltadegre: i still repeat myself lets leave all this big name schools what is important is your personal determination that really counts trust me school only give you an edge but if you dont develop urself you would have yoursef to blame after graduation. if you doubt m ask practicing doctors
Now let me tell you something...

If you want to be a good doctor, you need to attend a good medical school, where there are seasoned lecturers, well equiped practical labs with good instructors, and a wide variety of specialties!!!

If there is NO neurosurgeon, plastic surgeon or even an orthopedic surgeon in a teaching hospital, then you need to be careful...

BTW, why do some teaching hospitals still refer to others for kidney transplant or MRI scanhuh

That's the only way you can develop yourself!!!
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 12:35pm On Jan 07, 2013
1050mu: Trust as in... U r a member of mdcn abi.. U hv nt bn to any of d aforementioned skul,bt u r olready showing bias attitude 2wards dem...smh4u
Before I reply your post, I wanna ask some. questions...

1) Are you a medic, nurse, or even in the medical line....

2) Which school do you attend??

3) What level are you??

Cos I have never seen a medic talk like this!!!
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 7:44am On Jan 07, 2013
Obinnau: erm pls let me add some thing which some of us jambites may need to know from u. What are the performances of most federal universities in the core north? Are they as good as their counterparts in the other regions? Schools like UDUSOK, UNIMAID UNIJOS ETC
The only university that I trust in the north is Ahmadu Bello university, zaria. Then maybe Bayero University, kano.....
Car Talk › Re: Trip From Abuja To Enugu & Anambra With My 505 V6 (1,505 Km/935 Miles) by Lagusta(m): 7:37am On Jan 07, 2013
Mr ikenna, I couldn't believe that I read this thread from the beginning to the end!!! As if I was with you traveling to the east!!! Your lion is also a masterpiece, since 1987!!!

Now I believe it is the poor maintenance culture that give cars a write-off!!

And thanks for putting the warning not to take pictures while driving on the highway!!!
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 10:48pm On Jan 06, 2013
adeaugustus: @opeyboy...
If you're opting for Uni-Ilorin, First let me ask you "Are you a muslim?" From my observation admission to that school have something to do with your religion, Grades, connection... (i am not saying they don't accept other religions too oo, but the percentage difference is wide).
I think you may be wrong... In my class for example, the ratio of christians to muslims is roughly 1:1.5, which is just a narrow margin, religion has nothing to do with medicine, moreover our provost is a christian...

Like I said, unilorin needs 240 jamb, about 70 post jamb and strong connections, with powerful prayers that's all...
Jokes Etc › Re: Only Geniuses Will Crack This! by Lagusta(m): 2:07pm On Jan 06, 2013
^^^^^^ abeg ask anoda question jare angry
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 10:27am On Jan 06, 2013
opeyboy: I greet u all medical students..I finished 4rm secondary sch last year n my o'level result was @ C4 parallel,m abt writing jamb,i choosed unilorin as 1st choice nife as 2nd,wil i b admitted into any of this sch wit my o'level result? Waitn to hear 4rm u all,tenx
Since you chose unilorin as first choice, you have to work hard in your UTME, cos the cut-off mark is 240 there... Post jamb is also there...

And, you must have a lot of connections, cos admission is now competitive, first come first serve...


WISHING YOU THE BEST!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: When Making A Fake ID Goes Wrong!! by Lagusta(m): 10:16am On Jan 06, 2013
dhama: So were is the joke? Na mumu u be
Na wa ooo, shey u fit snap passport with your wife nihuh

Abeg go back to 2go!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Only Geniuses Will Crack This! by Lagusta(m): 8:48am On Jan 06, 2013
Your sister is 98yrs old
Jokes Etc › Re: Sule Pangolo by Lagusta(m): 8:25pm On Jan 05, 2013
I lafff sotey §h!t commot from ny kpekus, piss commot from my åñus, vomit commot from my nose and saliva commot from my eye!!!

Valiant is da bomb!!!























REWARD: I GIV U BIGVAJINAH TILL THE END OF THE YEAR cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Which Wuld U Attend To 1st? by Lagusta(m): 8:09pm On Jan 05, 2013
Wife plenty yakata for street...

But my mother, she's one in a million!!!

RIP maami!!!
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 7:44pm On Jan 05, 2013
Now, let me drop my ten kobo on this BMS ish...

You see, it all boils down to the nigerian system of running the health sector, where everybody believes "the doctor is the one and only expert" so who wants to employ an "ordinary" BMS graduate...

But they are very wrong!!! In the USA, BMS 1st degree holders are called to work in hospitals...

Anatomists test nerve function, muscle tone and power, dermatomes, etc,

Physiologists calculate ventilation/perfusion ratio, perform nerve conduction tests, and if you don't believe this, THEY ARE THE ONES THAT SET UP ECG, EEG, EMG ETC....

The only work doctors do there is mainly clinic work...

But here in 9ja tiwa n tiwa..... embarassed
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 7:22pm On Jan 05, 2013
alutacontinua: Dr. Lagusta, 're we supposed to be disputing on this thread, tot we're all one nd d same.
No disputes, we are all one and the same... WE ARE ONE!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Brain Teasers!!! Try'em by Lagusta(m): 8:33am On Jan 05, 2013
1) Peacocks don't lay eggs cos they are the male specie... You need a PEAHEN to lay eggs which will hatch into peacocks

2) You force heaven to be empty can be transcripted into... U472B0...

Empty-zero!!!

Did I get ithuh
Jokes Etc › Re: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by Lagusta(m): 8:00am On Jan 05, 2013
Abbey2sam: Why are you having problem with me telling a gurl that I like her,so to you liking her means I wanna fvck her, what a naïve mind and myopic way of reasoning
Guy, if u no wan 4ck her, then why ask her to add you on 2go, facebook and twitterhuh

Or do you think she's cheap, that she'll add you just like that, JUST LIKE THAThuhhuh?


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Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 7:44am On Jan 05, 2013
adeaugustus: <p>Check my First Post on this thread, i explained why most Anatomy and Physiology graduate ends up complaining about how the job prospect is poor. </p>

1. Most of thos graduate don't even know the course before they got admmitted, they never had proper orientation about the course.

2. BMS is not for First degree Holder! If you think you're going to get a fancy job in some big hospital after a first degree in anatomy or physiology, bch, bros, thats pure fantasy! BMS is for people that desire to put in their time to discover and add to the knowledge of medicine.

3. B.sc, B.tech, this is just the stepping stone to what BMS is all about, upgrade yourself, get a second degree, third degree perharps.

4. I'd like to correct the notion that every BMS graduate most become a lecturer for them to get a good job, you're very wrong, below is analysis on how you can make the best from your BMS degree.

A). Study for a second degree in Public Health: With such degree, the sky is your limit,

B). Study for a second degree in you initial field, with such level of education, you're opportuned to apply for reseach grand and set-up your own lab.

C). Enterprenureship: Start your own Business. Funeral home is a very good business, if you actually knew what you were taught in school.

D). Write Professional Exams in HSE courses, coupled with your BMS degree, then you're good to fo.

E). Study for PhD, and become a consultant for different companies (Pharmaceuticals especially)

Do you know that in the United state MD is a second degree? Not a first degrre? You must have a bachelor degree, before you can apply to medical school.

It is the right time that our peopl learn that it's actually not about the money that you earn from your job, it's all about the impact that you can make. </p>
I love this 10million times!!!!!

Please tell them again....
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 7:40am On Jan 05, 2013
Emzybrown: sir, its very encouraging that you show interest in laboratory medicine which is quite laudable,but in nigeria as an entity were things are not done as it suppose to be,with my observation of health care services both private and government hospitals establishment,as a doctor specializing in hemat or chem path or pathology, it is usualy not lucrative and their is minimal job satisfaction when compared to other areas lik gynae.i know so many pathologist having some element of regret cos yu cant compare them with the bigwigs in obsteric n gynae or maybe paediaterics and otherz,what is your take on this?
Boss, don't say that again ooo...

It all depends on your personal interest, and as a doctor, you are paid the same salary... Whether you are a gynae, hematologist or a gastroenterologist!!!

The only people paid higher salary are radiologists, neurosurgeons and anaesttiologists, because of "hazard allowance" (these dudes are REALLY EXPOSED TO A LOT OF HAZARDS, and they spend more time in the hospital)

So it doesn't matter, cos we all contribute towards saving a life!!!

I am not doing it because of the money, its all to save a life...
Education › Re: Is There Still Hope For Him With A 1.5GPA? by Lagusta(m): 7:27am On Jan 05, 2013
well, I want to know what is really wrong: is it his reading pattern, or he goes to parties/clubs or he has a lady molesting his life, or he always goes to fellowship/ assalatuhuh

Please I want to know, before I give any response...
Jokes Etc › Re: If Not For Music...check Out Funny Jobs Some Musicians Might Be Doing by Lagusta(m): 11:29pm On Jan 04, 2013
If not for music 2face would've been a toto sampler

If not for music 9ice would've been a babalawo...






IF NOT FOR MUSIC TIWA SAVAGE WOULD'VE BEEN A ¶RøStÏTûTê!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: ARKPORS 2013........funniest by Lagusta(m): 11:17pm On Jan 04, 2013
Guy u get mouth pass the gate to my house...

Love the collection...
Jokes Etc › Re: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by Lagusta(m): 11:09pm On Jan 04, 2013
Abbey2sam: No

This is nairaland,or am I not free to say what's on my mind, I like the chick so go commit suicide
If u wan 4ck pucci, go to sexuality section, or better still, GO 4CK ASHEWO!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Game Time, Just For Fun! by Lagusta(m): 11:02pm On Jan 04, 2013
Is JONATHAN a GOODLUCKhuh lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc › Re: Weirdest Food Combination. by Lagusta(m): 10:56pm On Jan 04, 2013
Have you guyz ever tried SPAGARASPA!!!!

Ingredients: rice, beans, spaghetti, indomie, yam, palmoil, groundnut oil, and egg... The egg could be cracked into it or boiled whole!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by Lagusta(m): 10:40pm On Jan 04, 2013
Abbey2sam: @op(ampeaceful) I kinda like you, can we meet on facebook? I'm serious..........
www.facebook.com/abbey2samuel
My twitter handle is @abbey2samel
BBM pin 26A56500

Hope to hear from you
Come, what's the meaning of this, do you think nairaland is like 2go where you catch chicks, 4ck them till their pucci tear, and dump them like an overused sanitary padhuhhuh

Abeg go and give a mosquito a blow-job...






















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Jokes Etc › Re: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by Lagusta(m): 10:18pm On Jan 04, 2013
Ampeaceful: hav u seen dis joke elsewhere b4? Weda its outdated or indated i dn't care n if u lyk u open teeth if u knw lyk u commot 4 here
This comment made me lauff sotey I submited the expo of my exam with the script...

BTW, how peaceful can you behuh
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 10:09pm On Jan 04, 2013
nosa2cool: DESPUTE: Medics vs Dentals
No Insults pls
I thought we had thrashed that topic, well, no problem shaa...

Do you know that there are a lot of diseases that can be diagnosed in the oral cavity...

Dental caries, gingivitis, glossitis, macroglossia, fluorosis, oral candidiasis, parotiditis, and all forms of cancers, from squamous cell cancers to MALIGNANT MELANOMA!!!

So dentists, medics, we all save lives.....

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