₦airaland Forum

L̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=D=))ÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾ =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)) I don laffº°˚º≈mistakenly º°˚º≈Press º˚≈my female friend boobsº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) =))...Mogbe!..

How do I look

olawalebabs: The mod should come forward and tell us the update about the whole thing

He said bunmioguns is still on the nomination list, BG is disqualified tho... Others are el guapo and akpors!!!

Meeeehn, I have really missed all the action!!!

This is the main reason why I am also leaving jokes section, cos it supposed to be renamed "junk" section...

Jackpot, why are u behaving like my 4yr old niece?? Why are u making a fo.ol out of yourself? Why can't you just nominate and get lost...

You attacked BG and bunmi, yet you didn't even sit down and notice that you didn't have any nomination.... This reminds me of a doctor having HIV and treating a patient with AIDS...

Bros, grow up plss, or go back to 2go, nairaland is for mature minds only, not for jobless brats...

I'm sure you'll reply this post, but don't think I'll reply back, cos talking to you may make me lose votes in the education section.... COME TO THINK OF IT.... YOU REALLY NEED AN EDUCATION!!!

Bunmi don't worry, I got your back, nottin do u at all at all!!!

About the mike tyson story.... I think this guy may be suffering from a form of schizophrenia, cos with all this grandiose delusions, wanting to have his first menstrual cycle.... Meeehn this dude needs help!!!

Today, I had my final year academic seminar (medicus dignitas 12/12/12 600L unilorin medical graduands) one of the happiest days of my life!!!

Emzybrown: I am a medical laboratory scientist specialist in microbiology,i love investigating cause of disease by isolating tiny animals i mean bacteria,growing them on a culture media,as wel as identifing them biochemicaly,hahaha i enjoy working with fungi like making skin snips,parasites detection via stool analysis,urinalysis eg combi9 test stripes,urine sediment microscopy,blood smear for malaria parasites,filaria worm.hahahaha have worked in tb centres,hiv centres.doctors pls dnt neglect med lab scientist, we are bedrock of modern medicine.

Welcome sir!!! This thread is for you too, in fact, I have interest in laboratory medicine, especially hematology!!!

Valiantvaliant: I held your brain in my left hand and a baloon in the other, for an hour, GUESS WHAT! The hand holding the baloon got tired first.

That means he got NOTHING in his skull... LOL

Looks like I'm losing!!!

survivor10: hello pals,i am a medical student in Nnamdi azikiwe university.its nice here in nauth sha but d academic load is anoda story.thumbs up colleagues!

Welcome boss!!!

Thanx to u all for voting... Medicos no dey dull!!!

But we need more votes!!!!!!!!!!

[quote author=ishowdot@gmail.]we LOVE U........
Bt bro u no follow bak on twitter nd avnt accpt my request on 2go[/quote]Oh, I m so so so so so so so so so so so sooooooryyyyyyy!!!!

I don't usually tweet and 2go that much, nairaland is more informative, educative and entertaining... And its PROUDLY NIGERIAN!!!

But don't worry, I go follow back shap shap!!!

Lagusta

My first phone was the nokia 1100, the first phone with a flashlight!!!

I bought that phone #11,500... That was 2004, but now, iphones and droids hav taken over!!!

Chillext was one silly boy, who came from 2go and thought nairaland was worse... Very silly brat

I really wish to thank everyone for nominating me for the education poster of the year award... It really shows that I am really loved by all...

I know that I haven't done enough on this thread, and I promise to put more effort to make the thread as interesting as possible...

May the Almighty God bless us all...

Clemzy16: My birthday is coming this 22, Dec. Who am i going to celebrate it with?! Hmmm.. An ashawo isn't a bad choice.

L̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=D=))ÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾

Uuuuuugggghhhh.. Disgusting!!!

This usually happens between my landlord and his wife!!!

EASY 39: Pls everybody on NL dr is something that came to my mind.Is it Good to still be having an affairs with ure old girl f or boy f.Which is married.Is happening to me and d girl is given me tough time after she has getting married. I need your sincere advice pls

Too many GBAGAUNS in this write up!!!

alutacontinua: Good day to evry1 in d house. @Tolu K, welcum to dis 1daful thread.
Abt d doctor nd nurse thingy, i feel evry1 av their own role to play nd are equally important. I don't believe in the fact that one person has more responsibilities than d oda, rather, i think each one has their own responsibility nd dt makes them very very very important. But for d incidence dt Dr. Lagusta cited, i think dt is where individiual differences come in. There are nurses who are lazy nd are not committed to their duty nd at the same tym, there are doctors who av d same attitude also. So, i wld rather advise dt whichever path u choose (nursing or medicine), try nd make suo dt u're in luv with it nd u're ready to put all ur effort in it to be d best dt u can in ur chosen career. Wishing evry1 a wonderful weekend ahead of dem. cheerz

10million likes for this!!!

[quote author=O.M.E]CPR with one hand?!... that hand must be fatter than a normal person's two hands combined..hehehe..but on a serious note what the nurse did was silly.. so are you saying that there isn't any advantage in being a nurse..but most nurses i have seen actually help in mental and emotional treatment of patients and that isn't bad at all..[/quote]Oh, but of course... There are good nurses, but they are very rare in nigeria!!!

But wow, come and see the nurses abroad, always diligent with their work!!! Sometimes what the doctor does there is just to perform surgery or interpret xrays and CAT scans...

Harjibode: Pls do you knw Taiwo Hassan Kilani

Yeah, alfa kelani!!! He should know me too...

[quote author=O.M.E]hahaha..Mr Lagusta take it easy nau...pls give us reasons and tell us why you came up with that conclusion..[/quote]1) They are very lazy: they just sit down and call the house officer for any little procedure!!!

2) They do not know anything: during an emergengy, they just run around looking for a doctor, while the patient is dying...

3) They can't take rational decisions: they always depend on the doctor in charge, even asking how to chart the drugs administration...

I hav had many experiences, but once my landlord's daughter died, diagnosis was sickle cell disorder complicated by acute sequestration crisis... While they were transfusing, the nurses didn't give frusemide to prevent volume overload, the child started becoming restless, they decided to give diazepam, they gave it without diluting it and they gave it by push... That was how she had laryngeal spasm...
The funniest thing was when I was called, I met the nurse giving CPR with one hand!!! I had to push the nurse away to start full CPR... But the deed had been done...

If proper medical attention had been given, that child will be bouncing up and down now!!!

Sinebari: does it mean dat, even if one is afraid of d sight of blood nd wounds, once one graduates 4rm medical skul, d phobia wil disappear?

The phobia will disappear even before you graduate!!!

Like I said before, it all depends on your determination to face your fears, and present them to God to delete them from your mind!!!

I remember when I was in 200L, we wanted to start the dissection of a cadaver... Meeehn I fear sotey I nearly piss for bodi, because what was running thru my mind was "what if this dead body should stand up and shout LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"

But, I faced the fear, prayed to God, entered the lab and hat was it: I just pictured the dead bodies as dummies where we hav to gain knowledge from!!!

That's just the way it is!!!

Tolu k: because u must av studied d nurses 4 a whyl b4 saying dat. U've gone a long way. May God help u finish well.Is medicine as difficult as pple c it 2 b.

Amen 2 ur prayer.

Medicine could be easy, and at the same time could be difficult... It all depends on YOU, YES YOU!!!

If u study hard, attend lectures and practical sessions, and you pray feverently, medicine will be easy for u by God's will... But if u party all the time, neglect all your books, or follow "babes" (or "dudes," since you are a babe) well, u kno wetin go shele nah...

One thing is that medical school comes with a lot of stress, so you just have to plan your time and schedule to meet up to the demands of your ogas!!!

CHEERS!!!

Tolu k: Ur funny. What level ar u.

600L unilorin, why do u ask

Tolu k: I tink doctors don't realy do much. I respect nurses. What do u tink?

Yeah, now we are getting to the juicy part...

Nurses DO NOT DO ANYTHING!!! They only sit down and grow fat!!!

It is the house officers (newly graduated doctors) that do the running around, setting IV lines, administering drugs, following the patient to the theatre, following back to the ward, documenting, etc...

Nurses are just there to document the drugs given, and GROW FAT!!! That's all...


Please prove me wrong, thanx!!!

Tolu k: Do u tink there ar doctors who ar scared of realy sick ppl (accident victims) cos somtimes I tink i'll be scared of som ugly sights.

I humbly welcome you to the realm of intelligent brains and brilliant minds!!!

IMHO, a doctor must be prepared to face ANY PATIENT... EVEN A HIV/AIDS PATIENT!!! The sight of blood, wounds, spots, etc must not deter him/her from saving the patient's life...

A doctor has undergone physical, mental, intellectual and spiritual training for GOOD SIX YEARS... So they can never be scared of anything, WE ONLY FEAR GOD, WE DO NOT EVEN FEAR DEATH!!!

Once again, welcome

Jacksparrow1: Sup guyz, need ur suggestions. I m graduate of human physiology and currently a batch C corper, I ll like to take d 2013 may/june direct entry form but wouldn't be done with service till oct 2013. Looking forward 2 study medicine in unilag or ui. Should I purchase d form or just chill till 2014? Time is nt on my side tho

You can still take the risk... Nothing is impossible!!!

Just go to the school of your choice and make enquiries, cos some schools do not need an NYSC certificate...

And moreover, some schools may not resume till november/december, so its still a risk worth taking!!!

All da best... OTONDO!!!

Meeeehn, u guyz are da bomb!!!

Now my BB has been transformed from a toy to a tool...


Thanx a bunch, keep it up!!!!!!!!!!

Please I'll appreciate if u can also send my activation key too... My pin is 32e96125, thanx in advance!!!