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tunaprex: Something about medical school is some people have it smooth with what seems like a minimal effort while some that appear to be too serious are not too lucky. The grace of God is needed. Am a doc, grad 4rm unilorin currently serving in kaduna. Nice thread Lagusta. Wish yu all da best!

HEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! AN ALUMNUS FROM MY ALMA MATER!!!!

MAYBE I KNOW YOU, PLEASE WHAT'S YOUR REAL NAME PLEASE....

Blyss: So I take that as a no. No need for the smart remark; of course I'm in the US considering that I'm an American. You don't know who I am?

Abeg stop this immature and fake familiarity joor, if you are an american nko Is your blood made of gold or your §hít smells like cologne

And FYI, we hard-core nigerians ALSO have our own emergency dispatch number, and its 767...

ciphoenix: There's only one person who needs help here. That's my mum. Besides i won't need to go get a weapon first. I'll kill that fellow with me bare hands

Case closed!!!!

The frog is dancing OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE!!!

realsammie: This is the only benefit i enjoy from islam. Every other activity in islam na HBP

Guy I always liked you in the jokes section, but you have really disappointed me with this your comment...

Why can't you do something productive for once instead of criticizing other religions...

Pray for the progress of this country, and stop blabbing blindly about religion...

Hehehehe hihihihi huhuhuhu

[quote author=the_ripper]What rubbish, well, d only holiday I recognise na Christmas and easter. Dis one no concern me, work dey[/quote]Na wa 4 u oooo, in fact na REAL-TIME wah 4 u

Dap07: OAU??

No UNILORIN COHS

Hmmm, I hav ana exam on that day, looks like it will be cancelled

Sad to say, a lot of nigerian nurses are bad, whether they are auxiliary nurses, Registered Nurses or have a bachelor's degree....

Its very sad, cos nurses supposed to be the closest to patients, we doctors prescribe drugs and gon but nurses are always in the ward....

But I don't blame them, its WE doctors that spark at them for any little mistake, so they transfer the anger to patients...

So please don't put the blame on them

Emperorjames: is 35.........BC ur bb pin?

Nah, my bbpin is 32e96125, only high class babes can add me...

alutacontinua: Do you mean part 1 or part 2? cos i don;t think any nigerian medical school writes MB in part 1. correct me if i'm wrong

He's trying to say part 1 final MBBS: pathology and pharmacology.....

Or am I wrong

Chokolee: What is type of english is this? Rihanna is died?" Is this a question, confirmation, assertion or conclusion?..abeg just answer, so we know where to start from..the topic abi your english abi your fake news that found its way to the jokes section!

U too u hav gbagaun....

glowin2shyn: @ Dr.Lagusta,,,it is well,,The Lord will finish what He has started,succcess is yours.

Thanx...

alutacontinua: Have faith! I bliv u'll be fine, Dr. Lagusta! Just start importing rice already

Thanx bosss

PretiEbony: I'm nad Holy Mary

I like you jare, you talk true....


@joke... Na laffter go kee me ooo!!!

Women and their wahala... Na wa ooo...

But the joke try...

YOU ARE STUPIDLY, FOOLISHLY AND CRAZILY WELCOME

Lolaabokoku: d op

^^^^^^^ inside the OP's kpekus!!!

Lagusta: my real surname is LAGUDA... But my friends formulate it to LAGUSTA... Since secondary school...

Mother's titties are dry, flat and flaky... While wife's jugs are round, soft and succulent... Make the guy choose him destiny...

^^^^ me ooo, I hav been seeing this joke since 3562 BC....

So what happened to the woman

Did she have a cardiac arrest


Did she remove her own eyes and also started chewing them























OR DID SHE KUKU DIEEEEEE!!!!!

"Rihanna is died". #GBAGAUN#

Now this is funny, LOLOLOL

Hello powerful medics.... I had my s3 exam yesterday, I.e my final clinical posting exam.... And it was HOOOORRRROOOOOORRRR!!!!!!!!


I pray the result gives me hope...

[quote
author=Abeycity97]Guys pls pray for us! Things are not easy here at OAU
medical sch.Final Part2 result was released nd half of d class were
either in withdraw or repeat or resit category in medicine while in
Dentistry only 3 studnts passed d rest of d class were either in
withdraw or repeat or resit category.Part 3 result was just something
else in both medicine nd Dentistry.Guys dis OAU tire me o na
everysession dem dey change there system.[/quote]

[quote
author=Abeycity97]Guys pls pray for us! Things are not easy here at OAU
medical sch.Final Part2 result was released nd half of d class were
either in withdraw or repeat or resit category in medicine while in
Dentistry only 3 studnts passed d rest of d class were either in
withdraw or repeat or resit category.Part 3 result was just something
else in both medicine nd Dentistry.Guys dis OAU tire me o na
everysession dem dey change there system.[/quote]boss, its EVERYWHERE!!!!!

come to unilorin, u'll thank God!!!

but dont worry, the LORD GOD will see you through, no repeat, no resit and no withdraw!!!!!

and i also have to admit that i was very wrong concerning northern universities.... many apologies to anyone hurt or annoyed with the statements made... thanx!!!

emergency2: Hello
everybody, its good to be here. I stumbbled on this and I feel great. I
am a med doc, graduated from OAU medical school in 2011, completed my
housemanship in OAUTHC. I am going for my nysc in march.

hey welcome senior colleague!!!

i cant wait to join you guyz meeeeeehn......

and i pray WE ALL make it, no resits, no repeats, and no retrenchments, make we jus dey pass dey gooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi boss, its me again, abeg help me activate this one too... The pin is 229f9fe1... Thanx boss!!!