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Here in ilorin, we dey enjoy light @ asa dam area... But they switched it off this morning

[quote author=uprigt_d]A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young
nun. He sits down next to
her, and pleads with her:
"You are so attractive and I must have sexx with you."
... "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She
stands up, and gets off at
the next stop.
The man is devastated.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the
man and says:
"I can tell you how to get to make love with
her!"
"Yeah?", says the man.
"Yeah!" say the bus driver.
"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So
all you have to do is dress up in a robe with
a hood, put some of that glowing powder
stuff in your beard, and pop
up in the cemetery claiming
to be an Angel.
"The man promises to give it a Try, and
arrives at the cemetery dressed
as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I am an Angel," he declares to the nun,
keeping the hood low about His
face.
"God has directed me to make love with
you."
The nun agrees without question, but begs
him to restrict himself to
anal s*x, as she is desperate not to lose her
virginity. The man agrees,
and promptly has his wicked way with her.
This was the best sexx he had
ever had. After finishing, he jumps up and
throws back
his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha," he laughed happily. "Surprise surprise, I am the man from the
bus!"
"Ha-ha," replied the nun. "Surprise surprise I
am the bus driver and I
am gay!!"



#na so d quy take faint.....lol


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Valiantvaliant: little wonder i saw you knocking before entering an elevator!

Yeah, and she removed her shoes too before entering abi

L̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=D=))ÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾

Emzybrown: Medicos join me thank God today is my birthday.

Appi baiidaii to you boss, LLNP GGMUB nottin do u at all at all

As a man, I want you to go piss inside a giant diesel generator!!!

opisco01: Yes I am.

And we neva jam since... Na wa ooo!!!

Correct, our boss represent wella

[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]still waiting 4 bin gbagbo and bunmioguns comment.[/quote]Bunmioguns: his real name is bunmi, he is from ogun state, but I don't kno weda him be ijebu or egba...

opisco01: Expectin my cbd/ibs result soon, I pray it's good.

Are u a unilorite Cos that's what we call it here.. CBD/IBS

If its his reading pattern, then I advise he joins a group discussion forum... He may gain a lot there...

OR, he reads at short intervals... If he reads for 10mins and he gains something, its better than reading 3hrs and gains nothing...

Well....

adeaugustus: Am indeed a Learner...lol, I used to think such things don't exist in real lifey ni.

L̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=D=))ÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾!!!!

Yes, nurses can lash their tongues, be rude etc but nurses are one of the best in bedmatics, I don't even know whether they are given special training in that or...

991: I love your post, but mind you, not everyone in that profession is like you. there are people who enter nursing/med school not because they care and want to save lives but because the profession is said to be lucrative. i once witnessed a scenario where a doctor was demanding N180,000 to come to his hospital at night to assist in a complicated child delivery. the woman(patient) later died but the child was brought out. in other countries, a doctor would proudly save the lives of both the baby and the mother without demanding for N180,000.

My brother, poverty has encroached into our minds to the extent that money is now a demi-god in this country....

I am not surprised, in fact the scenario you highlighted is even a tip of the ice-berg compared to what I have seen..

I know a very big private hospital in lagos (name witheld) that collects nothing less than 150k as deposit for any illness like malaria, typhoid, etc... If it were to be the case of obstructed labour as above nko Going to millions abi

But I don't blame them, shebi na the country wey we dey... Corruption, ignorance, poverty, now terrorism, kidnapping, and hooliganism in all zones...


NAIJA I HAIL THEE!!!

adeaugustus: Only in Hollywood Movies

Guy are you a learner

Don't you know that the doctor-nurse relationship is at both extremes: its either they are toooooooo close or they are very very very very far apart!!!

ekeroyal: Translator please

Man: is your zobo cold... But in yoruba, it could be translated as "is your pucci cold"

Woman misinterpreted and said "na your great-grandma pucci go cold" that mean say the mama sef jaaasi meeehn!!!

I may have no right to comment here since I am still a med student, but I believe we all have to work together to make the patient get better, that's our primary aim!!!

Fighting over supremacy won't help matters at all...

I can remember while I was doing my pediatrics posting... A child was convulsing in the ward, the house officer on call went out (maybe to eat) but the head nurse just withdrew the anticonvulsant (don't wanna mention it for ethical reasons) gave it IM and that was it, baby was stabilized... Of course we were like, WOOOW, A NURSE DID THAT

There are good doctors, bad doctors, good nurses, bad politicians, touts, love peddlers, its WHO we are that matters, not WHAT we are...

And please nobody should mention those auxiliary goons as nurses...

Not just funny shaa....


E funny me sotey I nearly cut my preak instead of my fingernails...

Hey guyz, what's cooking Nottin do all of us, we all go make am!!!

Congrats to them, in fact it is not easy.....

Mine is on the way shaaa

Les: Was dat really a joke If it was, it was so damn funny dat i even forgot to laugh!!!

You are so dry, sahara desert dey cry for you...

adeaugustus: Laughing*** That's what am dealing with oo, even for the next 4years of my life. It's fun and scary at the same time. One advice for you: Don't see those cadavers as living thing, see them as an object.

My Regrets: I don't think I'll be able to eat meat until I graduate...

@bolded, L̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=D=))ÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾, this was also my impression at first, but later I asked myself... WTF is wrong with me?

So me dey chop meat, suya, BBQ, anything!!!

Akpors and a judge, in a court of law...

JUDGE: do you wish to stay with mummy??

AKPORS: no, she likes besting me...

JUDGE: okay, what of your daddy

AKPORS: no, he loves beating me too

JUDGE: hmmm, so who do you want to stay with...












AKPORS: SUPER EAGLES!!!!!


JUDGE: BUT WHY (while nearly having a miscarriage)






AKPORS: BECAUSE THEY CANNOT BEAT ANYONE!!!
















THE JUDGE HAD THE MISCARRIAGE, THEN SELF- SERVICED TILL HE DIED!!!
















Oh, and if this didn't make you lafff, then know that you are a FLOCCINICALCULODISCOMBOBULATERMINATED
Human being

Joke of the year!!!!

Namiad: that is if their parents or any of their parents is born again

So if them no born again the innocent kids will go to hell abi, innocent kids...

Religion, na wa ooo!!!

Troynow: I'm in 400 lvl UNIBEN. And I'm gonna be writing my Path n Pharm exam in 3 weeks time. So wish me success. if u nid any advice u can add me on pin:25B58240 .

All da best bosss....

tunaprex: Well, I graduated 2010( Tade Omotosho, Nneoma , Pelumi's set). I'd rather remain anonymous o, this is nairaland. 2946A27D, u can add if u're on BB.

Yeah, I understand, added!!!

Na B joor...

Valiantvaliant: is your name garri?

No, his name is olanrewaju... Shortened to lanre...

Bingbagbo da prof

Bunmioguns da jokes presido

And........































VALIANTVALIANT... THAT GUY NO DEY DULL AT ALL!!!!